Daqin: Robbing Qin Shihuang at the beginning
Chapter 59
Chapter 59
"Ahem, my lord, don't be joking, this is at the feet of the emperor, and the punishment of not being famous will not take effect." Zhao Gao said after coughing twice.
"Are you sure it's at the feet of the Son of Heaven?"
"of course."
"Then why don't you kneel down?"
Zhao Gao frowned, "My lord, I don't understand what you mean."
"Now it's in front of the emperor, why don't you kneel down for me!"
As he spoke, Ying Qi pulled out the Heavenly Question Sword, and thrust it forcefully into the ground in front of him.
Zhao Gao's pupils shrank suddenly, and he knelt down without daring to resist.
I am Nima!
He simply couldn't understand it.
Why, why did His Majesty give him the Heavenly Question Sword?
Ying Qi + Heavenly Question Sword = Restlessness!
"Now, I ask, you answer."
Zhao Gao moved his lips a few times, "Yes."
"My mother, you can't tell the difference between declarative sentences and interrogative sentences!"
As he spoke, Ying Qi hit Zhao Gao hard on the head with his scabbard.
Zhao Gao was about to pass out, but he heard Ying Qi say faintly, "If you faint, I'll kill Zhao Zhong directly."
Zhao Gao had no choice but to straighten up, staring at the ground sadly.
It's over, now I'm including myself!
"Say, did you use your relationship to make a false case?"
"No."
"You fart!"
As he spoke, it was another scabbard.
"The only illegal thing Zhao Zhong has done in the past few years is molesting women from good families?"
"Yes." Zhao Gao smiled. It turns out that you have no evidence, so it's easy to say.
Not long after he smiled, another scabbard fell on his face.
"Did I make you laugh?"
"..."
"You have to know that seeing Tianwenjian is like seeing His Majesty himself, and lying to Tianwenjian is like a crime of deceiving the emperor!"
"I know." Zhao Gao raised his head to look at Ying Qi, his eyes were indifferent, but Ying Qi's scabbard gave him black eyes.
"Who taught your fucking language? My sentences are declarative sentences. Did I ask you?"
"..." Zhao Gao was silent, and then another scabbard fell on his face.
Zhao Gao looked at Ying Qi angrily, what is the reason for me?
"I'm asking you something. Can't you hear me?"
"I heard." Zhao Gao lowered his head and replied humiliatingly, but he didn't expect that another scabbard fell on his face.
"You haven't answered my first few questions!"
"..."
Fortunately, Ying Qi didn't torture him too much.
"Come on, I won't embarrass you anymore."
Hearing this, Zhao Gao heaved a sigh of relief, feeling relieved.
"Open the guillotine, it's done."
???
After saying that, before Zhao Gao and Zhao Zhong could react, Lu Bu picked up Zhao Zhong and was about to throw it on the guillotine.
"Keep people under the knife!" Zhao Gao's eyes were about to split open, "My lord, his crime is not worthy of death!"
"To death!" Ying Qi said confidently, "I have sacrificed my dragon, tiger and dog three guillotines and five-color sticks, and something must disappear."
"Then why must it be Zhao Zhong's life?"
"I didn't say it must be his life." Ying Qi smiled and looked at Zhao Gao.
Zhao Gao met his eyes, and suddenly smiled after a long time.
"One hundred gold."
"He is your dear friend, brother and son! You need to pay more."
"Two hundred gold."
"Four hundred gold." Ying Qi stretched out five fingers calmly, his face full of greed.
"Okay." Zhao Gao also understood that today's matter can't be good, so let's spend money to eliminate disasters.
Seeing Zhao Gao agree so openly, Ying Qi frowned.
"What did I say last time?"
Zhao Gao was taken aback, "Four hundred gold?"
"No, I clearly said eight hundred gold."
Zhao Gao: ? ? ?
His eyes widened in disbelief.
"Young master, you are so good at bargaining, does your majesty know?"
"Of course, it's not like you haven't seen it before."
Zhao Gao looked at Ying Qi's calm smile, as if a mouthful of old blood had been held in his body and he hadn't spit it out.
"Taught."
"Take money to redeem people." Ying Qi said flatly.
"understood."
After saying that, Zhao Gao left the Xianyang county office with a dejected face.
For a moment, he suddenly had another idea.
Is this bastard Zhao Zhong worth [-] gold?
Lost.
"Since your adoptive father is ready to redeem you, then I won't treat you badly. Come and arrange for Zhao Zhong to go down."
Then two soldiers came and dragged Zhao Zhong down, but looking at Zhao Zhong who was being dragged down, Ying Qi could see a feeling that life was worse than death, which was so strange.
······
"it's wired."
Uncle Zhao tilted his head and looked at Li You, who was lying on the ground, he couldn't help but asked, "Isn't it just being kicked by the little piggy? As for that?"
Kou Zhun couldn't help but feel palpitations when he saw Li You who fell to the ground, it was such a familiar feeling.
He still remembered the breakdown and the desire to faint when he was first assigned to the pig farm.
But when he saw the mud all over the ground, he stopped his thoughts.
The ground is too dirty.
He looked at Li You who fell to the ground with palpitations on his face, and said with pity: "Uncle Zhao, after all, it's the first time for a well-clothed young man to work in this pig farm, so we should be more considerate."
Uncle Zhao glanced at Kou Zhun and smiled. He still remembered that Kou Zhun behaved similarly at the beginning, but he was very strong and did not faint on the spot.
"Ping Zhong said it well."
"In order for him to adapt to this environment faster, if he still can't wake up after burning incense, then let him live in the pigsty tonight."
Hearing this, Uncle Zhao took a deep look at Kou Zhun, and even Li You on the ground twitched.
"Um, what happened?"
Kou Zhun showed a faint smile, "It's nothing, I don't think you can adapt to the environment here."
"Who said that? I am the most adaptable!"
Li You patted the ashes on his body, and suddenly felt something sticky stuck to his hand, and he was stunned when he took a closer look.
Then the white of the eye occupied the entire eyeball at a speed visible to the naked eye.
This time I really fainted.
Kou Zhun looked at Li You with pity, after all, the pity and sympathy in his heart prevailed.
"Move his bed and quilt here. Li You will live here first tonight. Remember to tie him up with a rope. It will be bad if he falls in the middle of the night and gets kicked on the head by the little piggy."
Li You's servants looked at Li You who was tied to the bed, and suddenly trembled, looking at Kou Zhun with fear.
How did he manage to do the most vicious thing with the most compassionate expression?
"Why, do you want to experience it too?" Kou Zhun noticed the eyes of several people and said with a smile.
"Ah no no no!"
"no need!"
Several people quickly waved their hands to refuse.
midnight.
Li You slowly opened his eyes, and what he saw was a starry sky, which reminded him of his daughter-in-law who was far away in the boudoir. He couldn't help smiling, thinking of a warm home.
Somewhat uncomfortable in his posture, he smiled and turned his head to the other side, but he happened to be looking at a pig's head.
Suddenly, Li You's expression froze, and he found that his whole body was tied up.
······
(End of this chapter)
"Ahem, my lord, don't be joking, this is at the feet of the emperor, and the punishment of not being famous will not take effect." Zhao Gao said after coughing twice.
"Are you sure it's at the feet of the Son of Heaven?"
"of course."
"Then why don't you kneel down?"
Zhao Gao frowned, "My lord, I don't understand what you mean."
"Now it's in front of the emperor, why don't you kneel down for me!"
As he spoke, Ying Qi pulled out the Heavenly Question Sword, and thrust it forcefully into the ground in front of him.
Zhao Gao's pupils shrank suddenly, and he knelt down without daring to resist.
I am Nima!
He simply couldn't understand it.
Why, why did His Majesty give him the Heavenly Question Sword?
Ying Qi + Heavenly Question Sword = Restlessness!
"Now, I ask, you answer."
Zhao Gao moved his lips a few times, "Yes."
"My mother, you can't tell the difference between declarative sentences and interrogative sentences!"
As he spoke, Ying Qi hit Zhao Gao hard on the head with his scabbard.
Zhao Gao was about to pass out, but he heard Ying Qi say faintly, "If you faint, I'll kill Zhao Zhong directly."
Zhao Gao had no choice but to straighten up, staring at the ground sadly.
It's over, now I'm including myself!
"Say, did you use your relationship to make a false case?"
"No."
"You fart!"
As he spoke, it was another scabbard.
"The only illegal thing Zhao Zhong has done in the past few years is molesting women from good families?"
"Yes." Zhao Gao smiled. It turns out that you have no evidence, so it's easy to say.
Not long after he smiled, another scabbard fell on his face.
"Did I make you laugh?"
"..."
"You have to know that seeing Tianwenjian is like seeing His Majesty himself, and lying to Tianwenjian is like a crime of deceiving the emperor!"
"I know." Zhao Gao raised his head to look at Ying Qi, his eyes were indifferent, but Ying Qi's scabbard gave him black eyes.
"Who taught your fucking language? My sentences are declarative sentences. Did I ask you?"
"..." Zhao Gao was silent, and then another scabbard fell on his face.
Zhao Gao looked at Ying Qi angrily, what is the reason for me?
"I'm asking you something. Can't you hear me?"
"I heard." Zhao Gao lowered his head and replied humiliatingly, but he didn't expect that another scabbard fell on his face.
"You haven't answered my first few questions!"
"..."
Fortunately, Ying Qi didn't torture him too much.
"Come on, I won't embarrass you anymore."
Hearing this, Zhao Gao heaved a sigh of relief, feeling relieved.
"Open the guillotine, it's done."
???
After saying that, before Zhao Gao and Zhao Zhong could react, Lu Bu picked up Zhao Zhong and was about to throw it on the guillotine.
"Keep people under the knife!" Zhao Gao's eyes were about to split open, "My lord, his crime is not worthy of death!"
"To death!" Ying Qi said confidently, "I have sacrificed my dragon, tiger and dog three guillotines and five-color sticks, and something must disappear."
"Then why must it be Zhao Zhong's life?"
"I didn't say it must be his life." Ying Qi smiled and looked at Zhao Gao.
Zhao Gao met his eyes, and suddenly smiled after a long time.
"One hundred gold."
"He is your dear friend, brother and son! You need to pay more."
"Two hundred gold."
"Four hundred gold." Ying Qi stretched out five fingers calmly, his face full of greed.
"Okay." Zhao Gao also understood that today's matter can't be good, so let's spend money to eliminate disasters.
Seeing Zhao Gao agree so openly, Ying Qi frowned.
"What did I say last time?"
Zhao Gao was taken aback, "Four hundred gold?"
"No, I clearly said eight hundred gold."
Zhao Gao: ? ? ?
His eyes widened in disbelief.
"Young master, you are so good at bargaining, does your majesty know?"
"Of course, it's not like you haven't seen it before."
Zhao Gao looked at Ying Qi's calm smile, as if a mouthful of old blood had been held in his body and he hadn't spit it out.
"Taught."
"Take money to redeem people." Ying Qi said flatly.
"understood."
After saying that, Zhao Gao left the Xianyang county office with a dejected face.
For a moment, he suddenly had another idea.
Is this bastard Zhao Zhong worth [-] gold?
Lost.
"Since your adoptive father is ready to redeem you, then I won't treat you badly. Come and arrange for Zhao Zhong to go down."
Then two soldiers came and dragged Zhao Zhong down, but looking at Zhao Zhong who was being dragged down, Ying Qi could see a feeling that life was worse than death, which was so strange.
······
"it's wired."
Uncle Zhao tilted his head and looked at Li You, who was lying on the ground, he couldn't help but asked, "Isn't it just being kicked by the little piggy? As for that?"
Kou Zhun couldn't help but feel palpitations when he saw Li You who fell to the ground, it was such a familiar feeling.
He still remembered the breakdown and the desire to faint when he was first assigned to the pig farm.
But when he saw the mud all over the ground, he stopped his thoughts.
The ground is too dirty.
He looked at Li You who fell to the ground with palpitations on his face, and said with pity: "Uncle Zhao, after all, it's the first time for a well-clothed young man to work in this pig farm, so we should be more considerate."
Uncle Zhao glanced at Kou Zhun and smiled. He still remembered that Kou Zhun behaved similarly at the beginning, but he was very strong and did not faint on the spot.
"Ping Zhong said it well."
"In order for him to adapt to this environment faster, if he still can't wake up after burning incense, then let him live in the pigsty tonight."
Hearing this, Uncle Zhao took a deep look at Kou Zhun, and even Li You on the ground twitched.
"Um, what happened?"
Kou Zhun showed a faint smile, "It's nothing, I don't think you can adapt to the environment here."
"Who said that? I am the most adaptable!"
Li You patted the ashes on his body, and suddenly felt something sticky stuck to his hand, and he was stunned when he took a closer look.
Then the white of the eye occupied the entire eyeball at a speed visible to the naked eye.
This time I really fainted.
Kou Zhun looked at Li You with pity, after all, the pity and sympathy in his heart prevailed.
"Move his bed and quilt here. Li You will live here first tonight. Remember to tie him up with a rope. It will be bad if he falls in the middle of the night and gets kicked on the head by the little piggy."
Li You's servants looked at Li You who was tied to the bed, and suddenly trembled, looking at Kou Zhun with fear.
How did he manage to do the most vicious thing with the most compassionate expression?
"Why, do you want to experience it too?" Kou Zhun noticed the eyes of several people and said with a smile.
"Ah no no no!"
"no need!"
Several people quickly waved their hands to refuse.
midnight.
Li You slowly opened his eyes, and what he saw was a starry sky, which reminded him of his daughter-in-law who was far away in the boudoir. He couldn't help smiling, thinking of a warm home.
Somewhat uncomfortable in his posture, he smiled and turned his head to the other side, but he happened to be looking at a pig's head.
Suddenly, Li You's expression froze, and he found that his whole body was tied up.
······
(End of this chapter)
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