Chapter 38
The male physics teacher sitting on the podium was dumbfounded by this series of cannonballs!
But he quickly came back to his senses, knocked on the podium, and said calmly: "Be quiet, keep reading!"
A sour and spicy smell floated around in the classroom and lingered for a long time.
After a while, the expressions on the faces of other students also began to look strange.
Qin Tong's face was slightly red, and the pen holder in his hand was almost broken.
The body sitting on the stool slightly tilted calmly, not daring to use too much force, that would be too loud!
as a girl.
It is absolutely not allowed to do anything detrimental to the image in public!
Even if there is an air leak, you must keep your movements graceful, so that no one can see it.
But in the face of menacing "qigong".
The intensity is just out of control.
A melodious and melodious "sound of nature" with even a bit of inflection and modulation came out from behind her!
Full of endurance~~~
That's a long time!
Jiang Xiaoyu who was sitting in the corner laughed happily.
this girl!Can you spare your sphincter?
It is really too difficult!
Let it go, let it go, it will be comfortable
Many people around looked at Qin Tong.
There was an awkward atmosphere in the classroom.
"Crack!"
The pen in Qin Tong's hand was crushed as soon as Qin Tong was holding back.
But this is just the beginning.
Someone suddenly coughed!
The sound was accompanied by a loud "bang!"
Some people began to frantically flip through the books and knock on the table, accompanied by the sound of "bang!", "呵!", and "click!".
The quiet classroom suddenly became very lively.
All kinds of voices are endless!
Squeeze the drink bottle, move the tables and stools, and pat the ground with your feet.
result!
A special concert begins
"boom!"
"Snapped!"
"Crack!"
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Puff! Puff! Puff!"
"Bah!"
"Bah!"
"Snapped!"
Where are those beautiful female classmates?Still holding back desperately, wanting to save the disaster he caused.
Are you serious?
Can this thing be held back?Give up now!
Jiang Xiaoyu couldn't help the joy in his heart, he even set up the table with his hands, and played along with them.
The students were all shocked when they saw Jiang Xiaoyu slapping the table accompaniment!
Do you want to be like this 6?
Not to mention, Brother Yu has a good sense of rhythm. If he can practice well, he might win a prize in the B Box Competition.
But the question now is whether to study this?
The classroom has now become a "gas chamber", okay?
My eyes were so hot that I couldn't open them.
finally~~~
A classmate couldn't help it, wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and said: "Students by the window, don't you feel hot? Can we open the window?"
"Yes, yes, it's too hot today, so open the window!"
"Quick, quick, open them all!"
"This girl is smart. At critical moments, you still need to have a good brain!"
As soon as the windows of the classroom were opened, the air immediately became much better.
The old man sweeping the floor outside the classroom looked puzzled at the wisps of yellow smoke floating out of the classroom.
A breeze blows in front of you.
"Wow~~ What the hell does this smell like!"
If this happened to only one or two people, it wouldn't cause any suspicion, but now it's happening in the whole school
The eyes of all the students in the general classroom fell on Jiang Xiaoyu in an instant!
Just now they all ate the detoxification big watermelon!
结果
But they were all voluntary just now, and Jiang Xiaoyu donated generously and donated all the two large watermelons for detoxification given to him by the military.
I'm afraid everyone has already been lying on the ground and spitting bubbles like Yan Zheng.
Although he was very upset, he was too embarrassed to criticize Jiang Xiaoyu.
As a result, Jiang Xiaoyu's negative energy value began to increase crazily.
+999 from Yan Zheng's negative energy value.
The negative energy value from Qin Tong is +999.
Negative energy value from Murong Qingxue +999.
The row of 999s keeps increasing, and there are not only those in his own class, but also students and teachers he doesn't know in other classes, who are frantically contributing negative energy values to Jiang Xiaoyu at this moment.
Jiang Xiaoyu was already in a good mood.
This is no gloating.
Helping them detoxify themselves and avoid pain is definitely a great thing!
That's right!That's a good thing!
Yan Zheng couldn't hold it anymore, and said with embarrassment: "Report, I want to go to the bathroom!
The teacher sighed helplessly!
"go quickly!"
"Teacher, I'm going too."
"And me, and me."
"Well, let's go, let's go, I'll go too, and the other students should study hard in the classroom."
When the teacher walked out, the whole classroom exploded!
The students rushed towards the toilet like rockets.
In the blink of an eye!
Jiang Xiaoyu was the only one sitting there in the classroom.
He stroked his chin, looking down in thought.
"It seems that this detoxification watermelon has side effects!"
"The function is detoxification, and the side effect is diarrhea!"
After detoxification, isn't the toxin discharged?
There is nothing wrong with thinking this way, but the process is a bit too violent.
Now the whole school has gone crazy.
Jiang Xiaoyu secretly swore in her heart that she definitely had good intentions at the time.
Fortunately, I didn't drink the watermelon juice made from the detoxification watermelon, otherwise,
suddenly!
Jiang Xiaoyu felt uncomfortable in her abdomen and her body was weak.
Only then did I realize that I also ate fungus for lunch.
He hurried to the podium, picked up the last glass of watermelon juice left, and hesitated for a minute.
Finally poured it into his mouth and drank it.
Then there was a look of lovelessness on his face.
Good reincarnation!
Who do you spare?
The one that comes with retribution is called fast.
I saw Jiang Xiaoyu walking towards the toilet with a dark face.
There was a strange smell in the whole corridor.
On the way to the toilet.
Murong Qingxue, who was wearing a gray school uniform and short skirt, with long hair reaching her waist, was very elegantly preparing to go back to the classroom.
Suddenly the legs clamped.
The short skirt was gently blown by the wind outside the window, and even her long hair was also fluttering.
"Huh? Hello KT?"
Murong Qingxue turned her head and gave Jiang Xiaoyu a shy and angry look, and ran away quickly. How could there be any elegance at all?
really!
Pretty girls are also leaky.
Waiting for your long hair to reach your waist!
Fart hair fluttering?
hey-hey?
It really rhymes, I didn't expect that I could write poetry.
Come to the toilet door.
Jiang Xiaoyu was dumbfounded by the turbulent momentum and the various roars coming from inside!
Could this be the legendary toilet explosion?
It took him a long time to squeeze in.
The scene in front of him simply shocked his world view!
I'm afraid even the toilet itself didn't expect it to be so popular in this life.
The toilet doors are all closed and the pits are full.
But Jiang Xiaoyu couldn't be bothered by this at all.
I saw eight people squatting in a row of standing urinals!
That posture is simply against humanity!
The expressions on each face are called ecstasy
(End of this chapter)
The male physics teacher sitting on the podium was dumbfounded by this series of cannonballs!
But he quickly came back to his senses, knocked on the podium, and said calmly: "Be quiet, keep reading!"
A sour and spicy smell floated around in the classroom and lingered for a long time.
After a while, the expressions on the faces of other students also began to look strange.
Qin Tong's face was slightly red, and the pen holder in his hand was almost broken.
The body sitting on the stool slightly tilted calmly, not daring to use too much force, that would be too loud!
as a girl.
It is absolutely not allowed to do anything detrimental to the image in public!
Even if there is an air leak, you must keep your movements graceful, so that no one can see it.
But in the face of menacing "qigong".
The intensity is just out of control.
A melodious and melodious "sound of nature" with even a bit of inflection and modulation came out from behind her!
Full of endurance~~~
That's a long time!
Jiang Xiaoyu who was sitting in the corner laughed happily.
this girl!Can you spare your sphincter?
It is really too difficult!
Let it go, let it go, it will be comfortable
Many people around looked at Qin Tong.
There was an awkward atmosphere in the classroom.
"Crack!"
The pen in Qin Tong's hand was crushed as soon as Qin Tong was holding back.
But this is just the beginning.
Someone suddenly coughed!
The sound was accompanied by a loud "bang!"
Some people began to frantically flip through the books and knock on the table, accompanied by the sound of "bang!", "呵!", and "click!".
The quiet classroom suddenly became very lively.
All kinds of voices are endless!
Squeeze the drink bottle, move the tables and stools, and pat the ground with your feet.
result!
A special concert begins
"boom!"
"Snapped!"
"Crack!"
"Bang! Bang! Bang! Puff! Puff! Puff!"
"Bah!"
"Bah!"
"Snapped!"
Where are those beautiful female classmates?Still holding back desperately, wanting to save the disaster he caused.
Are you serious?
Can this thing be held back?Give up now!
Jiang Xiaoyu couldn't help the joy in his heart, he even set up the table with his hands, and played along with them.
The students were all shocked when they saw Jiang Xiaoyu slapping the table accompaniment!
Do you want to be like this 6?
Not to mention, Brother Yu has a good sense of rhythm. If he can practice well, he might win a prize in the B Box Competition.
But the question now is whether to study this?
The classroom has now become a "gas chamber", okay?
My eyes were so hot that I couldn't open them.
finally~~~
A classmate couldn't help it, wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes and said: "Students by the window, don't you feel hot? Can we open the window?"
"Yes, yes, it's too hot today, so open the window!"
"Quick, quick, open them all!"
"This girl is smart. At critical moments, you still need to have a good brain!"
As soon as the windows of the classroom were opened, the air immediately became much better.
The old man sweeping the floor outside the classroom looked puzzled at the wisps of yellow smoke floating out of the classroom.
A breeze blows in front of you.
"Wow~~ What the hell does this smell like!"
If this happened to only one or two people, it wouldn't cause any suspicion, but now it's happening in the whole school
The eyes of all the students in the general classroom fell on Jiang Xiaoyu in an instant!
Just now they all ate the detoxification big watermelon!
结果
But they were all voluntary just now, and Jiang Xiaoyu donated generously and donated all the two large watermelons for detoxification given to him by the military.
I'm afraid everyone has already been lying on the ground and spitting bubbles like Yan Zheng.
Although he was very upset, he was too embarrassed to criticize Jiang Xiaoyu.
As a result, Jiang Xiaoyu's negative energy value began to increase crazily.
+999 from Yan Zheng's negative energy value.
The negative energy value from Qin Tong is +999.
Negative energy value from Murong Qingxue +999.
The row of 999s keeps increasing, and there are not only those in his own class, but also students and teachers he doesn't know in other classes, who are frantically contributing negative energy values to Jiang Xiaoyu at this moment.
Jiang Xiaoyu was already in a good mood.
This is no gloating.
Helping them detoxify themselves and avoid pain is definitely a great thing!
That's right!That's a good thing!
Yan Zheng couldn't hold it anymore, and said with embarrassment: "Report, I want to go to the bathroom!
The teacher sighed helplessly!
"go quickly!"
"Teacher, I'm going too."
"And me, and me."
"Well, let's go, let's go, I'll go too, and the other students should study hard in the classroom."
When the teacher walked out, the whole classroom exploded!
The students rushed towards the toilet like rockets.
In the blink of an eye!
Jiang Xiaoyu was the only one sitting there in the classroom.
He stroked his chin, looking down in thought.
"It seems that this detoxification watermelon has side effects!"
"The function is detoxification, and the side effect is diarrhea!"
After detoxification, isn't the toxin discharged?
There is nothing wrong with thinking this way, but the process is a bit too violent.
Now the whole school has gone crazy.
Jiang Xiaoyu secretly swore in her heart that she definitely had good intentions at the time.
Fortunately, I didn't drink the watermelon juice made from the detoxification watermelon, otherwise,
suddenly!
Jiang Xiaoyu felt uncomfortable in her abdomen and her body was weak.
Only then did I realize that I also ate fungus for lunch.
He hurried to the podium, picked up the last glass of watermelon juice left, and hesitated for a minute.
Finally poured it into his mouth and drank it.
Then there was a look of lovelessness on his face.
Good reincarnation!
Who do you spare?
The one that comes with retribution is called fast.
I saw Jiang Xiaoyu walking towards the toilet with a dark face.
There was a strange smell in the whole corridor.
On the way to the toilet.
Murong Qingxue, who was wearing a gray school uniform and short skirt, with long hair reaching her waist, was very elegantly preparing to go back to the classroom.
Suddenly the legs clamped.
The short skirt was gently blown by the wind outside the window, and even her long hair was also fluttering.
"Huh? Hello KT?"
Murong Qingxue turned her head and gave Jiang Xiaoyu a shy and angry look, and ran away quickly. How could there be any elegance at all?
really!
Pretty girls are also leaky.
Waiting for your long hair to reach your waist!
Fart hair fluttering?
hey-hey?
It really rhymes, I didn't expect that I could write poetry.
Come to the toilet door.
Jiang Xiaoyu was dumbfounded by the turbulent momentum and the various roars coming from inside!
Could this be the legendary toilet explosion?
It took him a long time to squeeze in.
The scene in front of him simply shocked his world view!
I'm afraid even the toilet itself didn't expect it to be so popular in this life.
The toilet doors are all closed and the pits are full.
But Jiang Xiaoyu couldn't be bothered by this at all.
I saw eight people squatting in a row of standing urinals!
That posture is simply against humanity!
The expressions on each face are called ecstasy
(End of this chapter)
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