Fame starts with the radio

Chapter 5

In desperation, Ling Yun and Fatty could only go to the Internet cafe, but after turning on the computer and searching some radio programs about "Zero Story", the two immediately beeped stupidly.

The fat man stared at the screen and opened his mouth wide to complain.

"My Cao, the audience rating of "Zero Story" is 0.0122%, which is the highest audience rate since it was broadcast. Isn't this the grave of newcomers? We host this shit show? It's not obvious that we will work for nothing for a month, and then pack up and leave... "

According to the information obtained by Ling Yun:
The "Zero Story" column was established 10 years ago, and it can be regarded as the last old-fashioned program, but unfortunately, after the establishment of this program, the audience rating has been at the bottom until now, and the highest is only 0.0122%!

The last ones are all secondary. What's even more amazing is that because the audience rating is too low and there are no program sponsors, the number of broadcasts has been suspended more than 10 times in the past 30 years!
Even if it rebroadcasts occasionally, it often stops broadcasting again in less than a month...

Ling Yun nodded and sighed.

"Hey, it looks like we are still too young, and Hu Tianlai once again put on a trick to increase the ratings of "Zero Story". I guess it's just a dream."

The fat man patted him on the shoulder to comfort him.

"Forget it, this kind of place is always a conspiracy. Even if we survive the probationary period, Hu Tianlai must have other tricks behind him. If you want to open something, just treat it as a free meal here, and take advantage of the free one this month." Let’s eat, ride a donkey and find a horse to find another job.”

When the two returned to the radio station for dinner, the sky was getting dark and most of the anchors had already left work. At this time, Ling Yun and Fatty came to the Internet cafe again.

In about an hour...

The fat man tapped the keyboard irritably.

"I'm Cao Te, it's the first time I heard that a radio host went to an Internet cafe to do program copywriting. Are we too hard-pressed? Why are we looking for a program that has no copyright protection and can attract listeners? It’s looking for a needle in a haystack, as I said, let’s make it up tonight, just talk about it as bragging, anyway, no one listens to this shit show, no one should know if it’s wrong..."

Ling Yun rolled his eyes at him.

"Hu Tianlai is just waiting for the two of us to make mistakes on the show, and then he will just have an excuse to tell us to leave!"

"Then what should we do? We searched and searched and couldn't find a suitable one. Besides, the little money we have left is not enough to surf the Internet every day...By the way, do you still have cigarettes?"

"Here, save some smoking, this half bag is still in charge of Pharaoh Shunlou."

……

The two kept finding 11:30 in the evening, but seeing that it was too late, they had no choice but to go back to the radio station first.

All the way to the 3rd floor, he pushed open the door of the studio, and the fat man skillfully checked the equipment. Afraid that Hu Tianlai would make trouble, he even checked all the connections of the host computer.

After confirming that it was correct, it was already 11:55 in the evening, and there were only 5 minutes left before the official broadcast.

"How?"

The fat man was a little anxious, his forehead was already sweating.

But after waiting for a while, there was no response from Ling Yun, and he turned his head to look suspiciously, only to see Ling Yun's hands trembling, his eyes turned white, and his head twitching non-stop like an electric shock.

"My Cao, what's wrong with you? Did you step on the switch?"

The fat man thought that Ling Yun had been electrocuted, looked around, and saw that there was no one to take advantage of, so he simply lifted up the stool, and slapped Ling Yun directly. He heard a scream, and Ling Yun fell to the ground directly.

At the same time, there was a muffled sound from the pendulum clock on the wall of the studio!
Zero o'clock!

arrive! ! !

Ling Yun grinned and got up, glared at Fatty viciously, almost squatted down and turned on the recording microphone first, and then started broadcasting.

"Good evening, listeners, I am Ling Yun, the new anchor of "Zero Story"!!!"

The slightly magnetic and low-pitched male voice spread out from the radio, and the fat man with perfect adaptability followed suit.

"I'm Chen Tong, the new anchor of "Zero Story"!!!"

While making the introduction, the two quickly lifted up the stool and sat back to their seats.

"Starting today, the two of us will host "Zero Story" for everyone. Next, we will share with you the first domestic novel about tomb robbers "Ghost Blowing the Lamp"!"

"Tomb robbing is not a treat for guests, or making a fuss, or painting and embroidering. It can't be so elegant, so calm, gentle, and gentle, courteous and frugal. Tomb robbing is a technology, a technology of destruction..."

The fat man had never heard of "Ghost Blowing the Lantern", but he had heard of cross talk, so he immediately rolled up his sleeves and spoke into the microphone to cooperate.

"Yes! That's right!"

Then Ling Yun didn't say a word, he was like a joke.

"Yes, it is like that."

"Yo, what's the matter?"

"Oh! It's amazing!"

……

This fits...

Directly break the Tomb Raider novel into a Tomb Raider cross talk.

Just when the fat man relaxed a little and got used to the rhythm, Ling Yun stood up like a ghost, picked up his second-hand Rocky Adam Xingmu, and slapped it on the table.

[Xingmu, also called Paianmu, is used by storytellers to remind everyone to start the lecture. It is mostly made of hardwood such as red sandalwood and jujube wood. The sound is crisp and penetrating. It also has a very elegant name called "Zhiyu" ". 】

Ling Yun's advanced operation scared the fat man enough.

If you only listen to the voice, then others will definitely praise Ling Yun for speaking well, just like commenting on storytelling, with a well-balanced accent.

But the fat man was sitting next to him, Ling Yun's state was obviously not right, his eyes were still rolling white, he was like a ghost...

The fat man lifted up the bench and wanted to give Ling Yun another call, but he was afraid that he would be hit badly. He thought that it would be great if there was a hospital emergency department next door. The phone line would not be busy, and there would be no traffic jams when he was sent directly...

After midnight, the bustling Xianyang City became much quieter. After all, it is an [-]th-tier city. There were almost no pedestrians on the street, only a few sporadic taxis passing by occasionally.

Shunzi, who drives a taxi, is not very old, but he is already a well-known old driver. Every night when there are no guests, in order to refresh his mind, he will turn the radio knob on the car, hoping to find a program to solve his troubles.

In the past, he always listened to programs that specialized in consulting about Shengzhi's health. Through some sensitive words in them, he hoped to stimulate his adrenaline and stay awake sideways.

But tonight, I don't know what happened. After searching a lot, I couldn't find one. While I was bored, a magnetic voice attracted his attention.

""Ghost Blowing the Lantern"? I don't think I've heard it before, but the anchor's voice is really nice..."

While talking to himself, there was the sound of electric current in the car. Turning around, it turned out that the intercom equipped with the team rang, and the voices of other colleagues came from inside.

"Hey, hey, everyone, hurry up and tune the radio to Xianyang Radio's "Zero Story". The "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" played tonight is too good. The part about the white paper man I just talked about made me pee... "

"Me too, ouch, sir, I just drove the car to Luanfengang in the western suburbs, and I can't go to the village or shop, I want to hear it but I don't dare to listen, brothers, you are chatting hard on the walkie-talkie, Don't stop..."

"Thank you for the recommendation. I just turned on the radio, and it was really good. Unfortunately, I didn't hear the white paper man. Now it's about Hu Guohua going to the cemetery to dig a grave and encountering a female ghost."

"I'm listening too, Ness!"

……

The two-hour broadcast was almost over for these taxi drivers, but for the fat man, it was simply a torment.

When the time came, Ling Yun got stuck at the last second, just finished saying 'see you tomorrow night', and then fell to the ground with a thud, the fat man threw the stool in his hand and rushed on it.

"Ling Yun, Ling Yun, are you alright? Don't be afraid, I heard from your grandma that a boy's urine can exorcise evil spirits, hold on, I've been holding it back for two hours, wait for me to pee and wake you up!!!"

……

(End of this chapter)