I'm actually an alchemist

Chapter 385 Panda's Happy Life

On the cloudless sea, the sea is calm.

Suddenly, the space was violently distorted.

A burst of light flashed across the sea.

Three people and one panda appeared out of nowhere above the sea.

The flying sword was a meter and a half long, but even so, the three of them and a bear hugged and stood on a flying sword, which looked extraordinarily funny.

It's like four strong men squeezed into an electric car.

The panda is very wide, fully occupying two-thirds of Feijian.Yang Qing stood for a third of the time.

Da Wang lay on the panda's back, holding the panda's neck tightly with both hands.The panda stretched out a generous and strong hand, holding Sun Jihai in his arms.

After finishing the matter of the abyss, when returning to Yangjian.On the way, Yang Qing and the others, led by the panda, went to the battlefield of the battle for the deer.

And found a lot of well-preserved instruments.

Among them is a sword, which is quite awesome.Yang Qing gave it to Sun Jihai.

It's just that it takes time for Sun Jihai to refine it, and Yang Qing can't help with the refining of the natal magic weapon.He could only wait for Sun Jihai to put the magic weapon into the formation with himself as the eye of the formation after he went back, and slowly warm it up and refine it.

"We're back!"

Yang Qing stood on the flying sword, stood facing the wind, and said softly.

"what!"

Xiong Nao closed his eyes and stretched out his arms. Sun Jihai was caught off guard and fell straight down.

Fortunately, the king had quick eyesight and quick hands, so he grabbed Sun Jihai.

The panda was enjoying the blowing of the sea breeze comfortably, and sang an aria: "Ah, this is the world. Ah, how gentle the wind is. Ah, how gentle the waves are. Ah, this day , how blue it is. Ah, this bamboo..."

The panda suddenly opened its eyes and looked at Yang Qing seriously: "Please tell me, there are fresh bamboos there, and I want a lot of them. I want to eat while lying down, sleeping, and dreaming. I want to eat from dawn to night." , eat from night to day. I also want fruit, I want..."

"Let me think about it!"

Yang Qing nodded seriously, pretending to think.

In fact, I have already started to choose a place in my heart.

Sichuan, wow, there seems to be a giant panda base there.Qinling, well, that's wild.Dragon City Zoo doesn't seem to be doing well.After all, in the underworld, the human panda has helped a lot, so we should find a good place for him.

"Have it!"

Yang Qing snapped his fingers and said, "I'll take you there now!"

After finishing speaking, Yang Qing immediately speeded up.

Feijian disappeared in place in an instant.

There was a sound of exclamation and cursing.

"Yang Qing, I call you a fairy, my neck is broken!"

"Damn it, you've slipped!"

"Wow, this is the feeling of pushing back!"

……

A few minutes later, Feijian entered the Huaxia airspace.

Under the mobilization of the true essence, Yang Qing could clearly see the radar waves sweeping around like searchlights over Huaxia.

Yang Qing directly unfolded the shield of true energy and accelerated into the Huaxia realm.

Thousands of miles high in the sky, above the white clouds.

Yang Qing controlled the flying sword and looked at the scenery below the clouds.

From the southeast of the vast sea, to Jiangsu and Zhejiang with white walls and black tiles, from Tengwang Pavilion by the Yangtze River to Yunnan and Guizhou with many mountains and rivers.Finally, the towering Shu Mountain appeared in front of everyone.

"Damn it, I saw bamboos, all over the mountains and plains!"

The panda is jumping and jumping excitedly.

Then, the flying sword shook violently.

The king was so frightened that his face turned green.

"Fuck, uncle, can you be more peaceful, if you jump a few more times, we will fall, I have a fear of heights!"

"Sorry, sorry, I'm so excited!"

The panda smiled shyly, but his eyes were still fixed on the green bamboos all over the mountains and plains.

"Don't worry, I'll fill you up right away!"

Yang Qing smiled slightly: "However, you can't talk later, otherwise, it's easy to scare mortals!"

"For pandas, bamboo is everything!"

The panda said proudly: "If you didn't break into the underworld, I wouldn't be bothered to talk!"

"very good!"

Yang Qing glanced down, with sharp eyes, through the sky thousands of miles away, he saw the large-scale zoo on the outskirts of Chengdu at a glance.

"Let's go down!"

Yang Qing reminded everyone, and directly swooped down with the flying sword.

Finally, finding a place where no one was around, Yang Qing drove the flying sword to the ground slowly.

After removing the shield of true energy, three people and one panda appeared in the local area.

"Where is this?"

The panda sniffled and looked at the magnificent gate in the distance: "I smell the same kind of breath!"

"A place just for you!"

With a cigarette in his mouth, Yang Qing raised his chin while lighting the cigarette, pointed to the gate of the zoo in the distance and said, "That's right there!"

"zoo?"

Pandas are also literate. After taking a look, they said, "What's the difference between this and the place where Chi You raised dragons?"

The panda's eyes were not friendly, and he felt that Yang Qing had raised him like a pig.

Under normal circumstances, pandas will not use the instinctive talent of insight into the soul. After all, every insight requires effort.As a panda, unless it is really unavoidable, they would rather not use any effort at all.

It's nice to lie down, right?

"That's different!"

Yang Qing shook his head and said: "To be honest, many people want to go in and be raised, but they don't want them. Here, you are the masters. Many people will surround you and serve you specially. They will give you good food and drink. Okay, I will take care of you to take a bath and sleep. Hey, do you know how many people dream of being a giant panda!"

Seeing that the panda still didn't believe it, Yang Qing said: "Besides, with your ten thousand years of cultivation, are you still afraid that we will lie to you?"

The panda thought for a while, and felt that what Yang Qing said made sense.

"That's true!"

The panda looked at the gate of the zoo where the giant panda base was hung, and said hesitantly: "Then I will go there now, and what kind of posture should I use to go there?"

After all, it's not my own home, but going to someone else's place. The panda is a little bit tangled, should I buy some fruit on the side of the road as a gift, does it look very polite?

"Nothing!"

Yang Qing said softly: "You just need to use your most relaxed posture and walk slowly. As long as you walk out of this forest, someone will confess you like an ancestor. You don't have to do anything, just go out Already!"

"really?"

The panda was gearing up and was very excited.He glanced at the gate and said, "Then I... let's go!"

"Bye-Bye!"

Yang Qing waved his hand with a cigarette in his mouth.

"We'll see you often!"

The king raised his hand in salute and said.

"Goodbye, senior!"

Sun Jihai bowed.

The panda shook its head, looked ahead, took a deep breath, lifted its feet proudly, twisted its fat buttocks, and walked out of the woods.

So... there was an exclamation.

……

who am I?
Where am i?

What should I do?
Oh yes, I don't have to do anything!
The panda looked around, and the crowd was taking pictures of themselves with something called a mobile phone, and the panda felt very proud.

Look, look at you uninformed humans.

Look, let you take a good look at the attitude of the uncle.

Hey, who is that?
That female human with a hat, hurry up and give the apple hidden in your chest to the uncle.

Oh, Su Rui, that's not an apple, I read it wrong.

Damn, that one was even more extreme, it even hid two papayas.

As the panda walked, he looked at the humans surrounding him.There are Chinese humans with black hair and yellow skin, and fan ghosts with blond hair and blue eyes.

And right now.

The door of the zoo opened, and several humans in blue clothes rushed out and drove away the humans surrounding the panda.They opened the gates of the zoo and lined up on both sides to welcome them.

Well, that boy Yang Qing was right.

Humans really regard me as their ancestor.

Panda remembers that a long time ago, every time Chi You went home, he was greeted in the same way every time.

The panda swaggered into the zoo.

Walked into a palace specially built for him.

When entering the door, the panda saw at a glance, the yard full of emerald green bamboos, fresh bamboo shoots, and piles of apples, watermelons, and bananas.

The panda's eyes are straight.

The next second, he cheered and rushed into the bamboo forest.

clack clack...

Kachi Kachi...

Pandas eat lying down, eating sitting up, eating while sleeping, and eating while pulling.

He ate from the sofa to the table, from the table to the bed, from the bed to the balcony...

In the huge courtyard, traces of his fierce battles were left everywhere.

"I declare that this yard will be mine from now on!"

The panda has a bamboo shoot in its left hand and a banana in its right hand.

Standing on the rockery, declaring sovereignty, howling with excitement.

And right now.

A stupid and obese female panda was retreated by those humans.

The panda just glanced at it, then looked away.

"Hehe, woman, it will only affect the speed at which I eat bamboo!"

(End of this chapter)