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Chapter 9 Review
Chapter 9 Review
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
The title of this book is interesting.
Qian Fuqiang lit a cigarette for himself and read the first paragraph of the article.
"In the depths of an unexplored wilderness at the unexplored end of the western spiral arm of the Milky Way lies a small yellow star that no one cares about.
Orbiting it at a radius of some nine thousand two million miles is a utterly insignificant little blue-green planet on which ape-derived life-forms are so startlingly primitive that a digital watch is supposed to be a What a brilliant idea. "
"This planet has (more precisely: had) a problem, which is that the vast majority of its inhabitants are unhappy most of the time. Many solutions have been proposed to this problem, but the vast majority Basically it's all about the flow of some kind of little red piece of paper. Which is really odd, because it's not the little red piece of paper that's unhappy throughout." … Note 1
whispering sound!This is the beginning!
Humor with irony!Awesome!
Qian Fuqiang regained his energy all of a sudden, and suddenly saw such an opening chapter among countless mediocre text garbage, he just felt as if he had been enlightened by someone.
Keep looking down!
The story takes place on Earth.
Arthur Dent's house was to be demolished due to planning.
Arthur refused, saying that he had never seen the announcement.
"But, Mr. Dent, the building plans have been in the town planning office for nine months."
"Have the guts to say it? Huh, as soon as I heard about it, I rushed over to look at it yesterday afternoon. You didn't even bother to draw attention to the building plans, did you? Didn't bother to actually tell anyone anything, did you?"
"But the plan has long been announced—"
"Announcement? I finally found it when I went down to the cellar!"
"That's the Public Notice Office!"
"I'm afraid I can't see anything clearly without the torch!"
"Uh, um, the light probably went out."
"The stairs are broken too, right?"
"But didn't you find that notice in the end?"
"Found it," said Arthur, "it did. Announcement? On the bottom floor of a locked filing cabinet! The filing cabinet was tucked into a disused toilet cubicle, with 'Panther haunted' posted on the cubicle door. Note the mark of '!"
Omg!
This is too dramatic!
As the plot continued, Arthur was dragged by his friend Ford Prefect to go to the bar to drink, and Ford Prefect told him not to care about his house, because the earth would soon be destroyed!
Only twelve minutes left!
Qian Fuqiang had finished his cigarette and lit another.
The plot is getting more and more fascinating!The author's writing is very concise, and there is a kind of cool humor in every word.
"Earthlings, please pay attention!"
"This is Prostetnik Vogon Jertz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Committee," the voice continued. Space fast track, unfortunately, your planet is one of the planets scheduled to be destroyed in the plan. The destruction process will start in a little less than 2 minutes after your earth time. Thank you for your cooperation."
Arthur was shocked to hear this broadcast from space!
"It's pointless to pretend to be so surprised. All the planning plans and demolition orders have been publicized in the planning department of your star on Alpha Centauri for [-] years. You have enough time to file any form of formal complaints, so start now It's too late to create chaos!"
Hahahaha!
This is simply a large-scale forced demolition scene!
Even the earth was demolished!
Qian Fuqiang shuddered, he forgot to smoke, the cigarette had burned to the butt of the cigarette, and burned him.
However, he doesn't care!
In his eyes, as long as the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" in front of him!
This book is great!
The plot continues, the earth is destroyed, Arthur and Mr. Ford escape into the universe!
This sci-fi book wiped out the earth at the beginning!Humorous, sarcastic, indifferent, and open-minded!
Keep looking down!
what!
The earth can be customized!
what!
The earth is actually a planetary computer used by mice to calculate the ultimate problem of the universe!And human beings are just a part of this computer!
what!
The ultimate answer of the universe is 42!
At three o'clock in the middle of the night, Qian Fuqiang finished reading the book with bloodshot eyes!
Shocked!
He directly dialed the number of his editor-in-chief, Sun Zhengye.
"Fu Qiang, what time is it now? If you don't rest, I will still rest! It's too much, you!"
On the phone, the editor-in-chief's extremely annoyed voice came.
Then he heard Qian Fuqiang's ecstatic voice: "Editor-in-Chief, listen to me, this year we have the No.1 Star Award!"
"what?"
"No.1! Here I saw a novel that can only get number one!"
"You kid didn't wake up, did you? Go to sleep!"
"Beep beep..."
Seeing the editor-in-chief hang up the phone, Qian Fuqiang also calmed down, and his eyes fell on the contributor.
"Tang Yuan", the author of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"?
Newcomer who has never heard of it?
The sci-fi world in Huaguo is about to change!
……
The next day.
Qian Fuqiang rushed into editor-in-chief Sun Zhengye's office with dark circles under his eyes.
"Brother Sun, have you read the email I sent you?"
Sun Zhengye glanced at him, and said calmly: "You are also an old employee, why are you still so frizzy?"
Sun Zhengye said, and clicked on the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" sent by Qian Fuqiang.
Two hours later, Sun Zhengye stared fixedly at Qian Fuqiang and said, "Hurry up and send this novel to our judges. I believe they know what this novel represents!"
"Then, you, sign a contract with this 'Tang Yuan' immediately!"
"now?"
"Now! Immediately! Immediately!"
"The percentage of royalties?"
"Highest standard!!"
……
Qi Yuan received the call from Qian Fuqiang in Liu Shiyi's studio.
"Hello, you are Tang Yuan, right? Congratulations, we have read your "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and we all think it is good, so we decided to sign a contract with you for publication. The contract has been sent to your mailbox. You can have a look."
"Ok."
"We can give you up to 20% of the royalties, what do you think?"
"can."
Qi Yuan hung up after finishing speaking, Qian Fuqiang was taken aback by his indifference, this newcomer really has the confidence.
The meaning of royalties is the proportion of writers.
比如一本书定价20,卖了30000本。那么作家的收入就是20×30000×20%。
The ratio of 20% is already very high for a newcomer like Qi Yuan, and Qi Yuan is already very satisfied.
As for "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", Qi Yuan was not surprised that "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" was favored by the editorial department of Star City, so his performance was not very excited.
Withdrawing his gaze, Liu Shi led Qi Yuan, first said he was inviting Qi Yuan to dinner, and second, he introduced someone to Qi Yuan by the way.
Note 1: The original version here is a green piece of paper. The color of our country's money is red, so it is changed to red.
(End of this chapter)
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
The title of this book is interesting.
Qian Fuqiang lit a cigarette for himself and read the first paragraph of the article.
"In the depths of an unexplored wilderness at the unexplored end of the western spiral arm of the Milky Way lies a small yellow star that no one cares about.
Orbiting it at a radius of some nine thousand two million miles is a utterly insignificant little blue-green planet on which ape-derived life-forms are so startlingly primitive that a digital watch is supposed to be a What a brilliant idea. "
"This planet has (more precisely: had) a problem, which is that the vast majority of its inhabitants are unhappy most of the time. Many solutions have been proposed to this problem, but the vast majority Basically it's all about the flow of some kind of little red piece of paper. Which is really odd, because it's not the little red piece of paper that's unhappy throughout." … Note 1
whispering sound!This is the beginning!
Humor with irony!Awesome!
Qian Fuqiang regained his energy all of a sudden, and suddenly saw such an opening chapter among countless mediocre text garbage, he just felt as if he had been enlightened by someone.
Keep looking down!
The story takes place on Earth.
Arthur Dent's house was to be demolished due to planning.
Arthur refused, saying that he had never seen the announcement.
"But, Mr. Dent, the building plans have been in the town planning office for nine months."
"Have the guts to say it? Huh, as soon as I heard about it, I rushed over to look at it yesterday afternoon. You didn't even bother to draw attention to the building plans, did you? Didn't bother to actually tell anyone anything, did you?"
"But the plan has long been announced—"
"Announcement? I finally found it when I went down to the cellar!"
"That's the Public Notice Office!"
"I'm afraid I can't see anything clearly without the torch!"
"Uh, um, the light probably went out."
"The stairs are broken too, right?"
"But didn't you find that notice in the end?"
"Found it," said Arthur, "it did. Announcement? On the bottom floor of a locked filing cabinet! The filing cabinet was tucked into a disused toilet cubicle, with 'Panther haunted' posted on the cubicle door. Note the mark of '!"
Omg!
This is too dramatic!
As the plot continued, Arthur was dragged by his friend Ford Prefect to go to the bar to drink, and Ford Prefect told him not to care about his house, because the earth would soon be destroyed!
Only twelve minutes left!
Qian Fuqiang had finished his cigarette and lit another.
The plot is getting more and more fascinating!The author's writing is very concise, and there is a kind of cool humor in every word.
"Earthlings, please pay attention!"
"This is Prostetnik Vogon Jertz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Committee," the voice continued. Space fast track, unfortunately, your planet is one of the planets scheduled to be destroyed in the plan. The destruction process will start in a little less than 2 minutes after your earth time. Thank you for your cooperation."
Arthur was shocked to hear this broadcast from space!
"It's pointless to pretend to be so surprised. All the planning plans and demolition orders have been publicized in the planning department of your star on Alpha Centauri for [-] years. You have enough time to file any form of formal complaints, so start now It's too late to create chaos!"
Hahahaha!
This is simply a large-scale forced demolition scene!
Even the earth was demolished!
Qian Fuqiang shuddered, he forgot to smoke, the cigarette had burned to the butt of the cigarette, and burned him.
However, he doesn't care!
In his eyes, as long as the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" in front of him!
This book is great!
The plot continues, the earth is destroyed, Arthur and Mr. Ford escape into the universe!
This sci-fi book wiped out the earth at the beginning!Humorous, sarcastic, indifferent, and open-minded!
Keep looking down!
what!
The earth can be customized!
what!
The earth is actually a planetary computer used by mice to calculate the ultimate problem of the universe!And human beings are just a part of this computer!
what!
The ultimate answer of the universe is 42!
At three o'clock in the middle of the night, Qian Fuqiang finished reading the book with bloodshot eyes!
Shocked!
He directly dialed the number of his editor-in-chief, Sun Zhengye.
"Fu Qiang, what time is it now? If you don't rest, I will still rest! It's too much, you!"
On the phone, the editor-in-chief's extremely annoyed voice came.
Then he heard Qian Fuqiang's ecstatic voice: "Editor-in-Chief, listen to me, this year we have the No.1 Star Award!"
"what?"
"No.1! Here I saw a novel that can only get number one!"
"You kid didn't wake up, did you? Go to sleep!"
"Beep beep..."
Seeing the editor-in-chief hang up the phone, Qian Fuqiang also calmed down, and his eyes fell on the contributor.
"Tang Yuan", the author of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"?
Newcomer who has never heard of it?
The sci-fi world in Huaguo is about to change!
……
The next day.
Qian Fuqiang rushed into editor-in-chief Sun Zhengye's office with dark circles under his eyes.
"Brother Sun, have you read the email I sent you?"
Sun Zhengye glanced at him, and said calmly: "You are also an old employee, why are you still so frizzy?"
Sun Zhengye said, and clicked on the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" sent by Qian Fuqiang.
Two hours later, Sun Zhengye stared fixedly at Qian Fuqiang and said, "Hurry up and send this novel to our judges. I believe they know what this novel represents!"
"Then, you, sign a contract with this 'Tang Yuan' immediately!"
"now?"
"Now! Immediately! Immediately!"
"The percentage of royalties?"
"Highest standard!!"
……
Qi Yuan received the call from Qian Fuqiang in Liu Shiyi's studio.
"Hello, you are Tang Yuan, right? Congratulations, we have read your "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" and we all think it is good, so we decided to sign a contract with you for publication. The contract has been sent to your mailbox. You can have a look."
"Ok."
"We can give you up to 20% of the royalties, what do you think?"
"can."
Qi Yuan hung up after finishing speaking, Qian Fuqiang was taken aback by his indifference, this newcomer really has the confidence.
The meaning of royalties is the proportion of writers.
比如一本书定价20,卖了30000本。那么作家的收入就是20×30000×20%。
The ratio of 20% is already very high for a newcomer like Qi Yuan, and Qi Yuan is already very satisfied.
As for "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", Qi Yuan was not surprised that "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" was favored by the editorial department of Star City, so his performance was not very excited.
Withdrawing his gaze, Liu Shi led Qi Yuan, first said he was inviting Qi Yuan to dinner, and second, he introduced someone to Qi Yuan by the way.
Note 1: The original version here is a green piece of paper. The color of our country's money is red, so it is changed to red.
(End of this chapter)
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