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Chapter 453 Old and Undying is a Thief!

Zhang Mingyu's words are pearls.

The faces of the three became more and more gloomy.

Qi Dexue said coldly: "So, are you saying that we have misunderstood our children?"

"Is not it?"

Zhang Mingyu asked back, lore!

Three games, all three lost.

Does Wuming still need to write poetry?

No need at all!
Without that literary talent, no matter how hard you think about it, the result is the same.

Instead of making a poem later and then losing, it is better to change the subject now so that people forget about it.

Isn't it shameless?
No, the three of Qi Dexue have no face at all!
Among the three, Qi Dexue is still the main one.

Qi Dexue became the leader of the three not because of his true talents, but because of his bad temper, others dare not speak out!

However, Zhang Mingyu is not afraid at all!

"I'm not going to discuss this with you..."

Qi Dexue began to look at Zhang Mingyu carefully, and began to start from other aspects. He seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Zhang Mingyu, Wan Lao pays attention to the "Poetry Conference" every year, and I think this year is no exception! At this moment, Wan Lao Just watching it in front of the TV, I said it directly: Zhang Mingyu, you are not worthy to be the vice president of the Huaxia Poetry Association!"

"So...you deserve it?"

Zhang Mingyu only asked a rhetorical question.

As if he didn't hear Zhang Mingyu's words, Qi Dexue said to himself: "I don't despise you, nor do I despise you because of your young age, the main thing is that you look at your appearance, there is no such thing as a vice president. look like?"

"What's wrong with my appearance?"

Zhang Mingyu didn't expect Qi Dexue to start making fuss about his looks, and he looked down on these people even more in his heart.

"Your appearance is too feminine, it is easy to mislead today's children, do you understand?"

It was not Qi Dexue who spoke, but Ji Wanquan.

Now the two go into battle.

Ji Wanquan knew that Zhang Mingyu was eloquent, so he decided to join it. Zhang Mingyu could not have the upper hand. Otherwise, once the situation stabilized, even if he wanted to refute, he would have no way to refute it.

Wuming is also well aware of the truth, and then said: "Look at you, you are a big man, you wear makeup, and your skin is whiter and more delicate than a woman's. If it weren't for your Adam's apple, I really thought you were a woman!"

Here comes the personal attack!

Zhang Mingyu is also a soft persimmon, and at the moment he is also on fire, and said coldly: "You are not a grandson if you are young, but you are not good at being old, and you are a thief if you are old but not dead."

When Zhang Mingyu opened his mouth, the three of them were stunned.

What the hell is this?

How did you make up a piece of classical Chinese?
Seeing the confused look of the three of them, Zhang Mingyu sneered, and kindly translated: "When you were young, you didn't pay attention to filial piety, and when you grow up, you don't have any achievements to speak of. Being old and not dying is like a thief who steals life."

Murder and kill!
The blood pressure of the three went up gradually.

When the oldest Ji Wanquan heard Zhang Mingyu's words, he became furious and fainted.

The host looked dumbfounded.

Liu Liu was also frightened.

The whole audience was dumbfounded.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"This, this, this... awesome!!!"

"Swearing without dirty words makes people dizzy. I, Zhang Fei, have never convinced anyone in my life. Today I am convinced!"

"Zhuge Liang called the expert directly!"

"Brother Yu is really the reincarnated Zhuge Liang!"

"It's a thief to grow old and not die... Fuck! Fuck! Brother Yu, is he going against the sky?"

"Stop messing with cultural people in the future!"

Netizens wanted to kneel down.

At this moment, many students have decided to study ancient prose well, so that at least they don’t have to use dirty words when they scold in the future, and they will kill you in a gentle manner.

……

Wan Shucheng also had a dull expression at the moment, he never expected that Zhang Mingyu would be so powerful, he could directly faint a person, it was absolutely unprecedented and never seen again.

"This little guy can really cause trouble!"

Wan Shucheng couldn't laugh or cry at the moment.

Although Ji Wanquan fainted, Wan Shucheng had no intention of softening his heart towards this malignant tumor, and decided to expel these people from the Poetry Association as soon as possible.

Now hundreds of millions of people have seen this scene. If the three of Qi Dexue are not punished, no one will dare to enter the Poetry Association. If that happens, it will be very detrimental to the future development of the association.

……

"Save people!!!"

Liu Liu rushed directly to the stage.

Zhang Mingyu waved his hand, indicating not to move.

why?
Others couldn't tell, but Zhang Mingyu knew that Ji Wanquan was pretending at the moment.

Just now Ji Wanquan's blood pressure really went up, and he passed out, but the problem is that Wuming pinched Renzhong just now, in fact Ji Wanquan had already woken up, but he didn't want to intervene, so he just took advantage of the situation and pretended to be.

"Mr. Zhang, give first aid immediately, otherwise something will happen and we can't explain it!"

Liu Liu was already panicking at this moment.

Zhang Mingyu walked up to Liu Liu, and after whispering a few words in his ear, Liu Liu could be seen to have calmed down a lot, but he still asked suspiciously, "Teacher Zhang Mingyu, are you sure you're okay?"

"Don't worry, if something happens, I will be responsible!"

"Mr. Zhang, don't say that. Since I choose to believe in you, even if something happens, I will carry it with you."

"..."

Zhang Mingyu didn't expect Liu Liu to be so righteous, so he immediately took a look at Liu Liugao.

This Liu Liu is worthy of deep friendship!

"Don't worry, trust me!"

Zhang Mingyu patted Liu Liu on the shoulder.

Liu Liu nodded and walked off the stage.

"Who's next?"

Zhang Mingyu didn't intend to let the three of them go.

But since Ji Wanquan pretended to be in a coma, Zhang Mingyu simply ignored him and targeted Qi Dexue and Wuming.

"You two..."

"You can learn if you have no culture, and you can get rid of being ugly. If you have a bad mind, there is really no rule of law."

"The difference between a human and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, but a human is sometimes not a human!"

"If eating more fish can fill your brain and make you smarter, then you have to eat at least a couple of whales."

"I'm surprised. A rare species like yours should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the Expo. Maybe you can also contribute to the scientific research of alien species in our country."

Zhang Mingyu's mouth was like a machine gun, twitching non-stop.

Qi Dexue and Wuming were dumbfounded.

However, this is not over.

Do you really think that he, Zhang Mingyu, eats dry food?

If the tiger doesn't show its power, Zhang Mingyu is really Hello Kitty!
"Snake Snake's great words come out of his mouth.

Ingenious words are like reeds, and Yan Zhiboo.

Biherensi, the elk living in the river.

No boxing and no courage, the job is chaotic rank.

Both small and small, Er Yong Yihe.

There are many generals, but there are only a few of you. "

Zhang Mingyu wrote another poem directly.

Qi Dexue and Wuming were dumbfounded again.

This Mingyu really just opened his mouth!

Is the cost of writing poetry so low now?

Are we getting old?
Are today's young people this dick?
"I know you didn't understand, so do you want me to explain?"

Qi Dexue: "Pfft——"

Nameless: "Pfft——"

(End of this chapter)