Siheyuan: counterattack from the traveling frog!
Chapter 82 Deception
Chapter 82 Deception
When Jia Zhang saw the money, he was very excited and hurried to take it.
Then he said to the stick: "My dear grandson, you help me go to the street to find that old man Liu, and let him show grandma's feet."
BangGong nodded while eating candied haws, and helped Mrs. Jia Zhang walk to the street.
Old man Liu on the street is not even a quack doctor, he is just a seller of dog skin plasters.
BangGong helped Jia Zhangshi to the other party's booth and sat down on a small stool.
Seeing that it was the old lady Jia Zhang, old man Liu asked her a little annoyed, "What's the matter, here again?"
Jiazhang's face turned pale from the pain, and beads of sweat kept slipping from his forehead. He took a breath and replied, "Your foot was run over by a bicycle, please show me quickly."
Hearing the answer, old man Liu was a little curious, "How could this good-looking man be run over by a bicycle?"
Jia Zhang's face was pale, and he yelled at old man Liu, "You don't care how I got run over by the bicycle, show me quickly, you stinky doctor!"
Old man Liu shook his head. He had dealt with this old woman several times before, and he knew that she was a bad owner, so he stopped talking nonsense to her, "Pull up your trousers and let me see."
Mrs. Jia Zhang bent down to lift it, but her feet were swollen like carrots, and she couldn't lift it up. If she tried a little harder, she was so painful that she gasped.
Upon seeing this, Old Man Liu said, "No, I won't be able to see what's going on like this."
Jiazhang was in a cold sweat from the pain, and cursed, "You sell dog skin plasters, you can't even see your legs, what's the use, take back the stall as soon as possible, don't be ashamed!"
Old man Liu was speechless, "What's your attitude, you damn old woman? If you don't lift your trousers to look at the wound, even Hua Tuo can't save it even if he's alive."
After finishing speaking, he waved his hand, "It's fine if you don't look at it, go to the hospital by yourself, don't waste my time here."
Mrs. Jia Zhang was so disgusted by this sentence. If she was willing to go to the hospital, how could she come to this place? She had no choice but to glance around, and finally landed on a hole in the wall.
She said to Old Man Liu, "Well, I'll take off my pants behind the wall over there, and you come and show me my feet."
Old man Liu looked at the hole in the wall and couldn't help laughing. It was the first time he had seen such an interesting idea, so he nodded and replied, "Okay, you can go."
Jia Zhang asked Bang Geng to help him behind the fence, took off his pants, and stretched out his legs.
Old man Liu stepped forward to take a look, he was quite serious, and said, "I can't see it here, you have to go to a regular hospital."
Hearing this, Mrs. Jia Zhang was not happy for a moment. She put on her trousers and walked out from the wall with the help of a stick. , why can’t I see mine? I think you did it on purpose.”
Old man Liu felt too speechless. He usually saw minor injuries and pains to others, but he had never seen such a serious foot injury.
He said to Jia Zhang: "I really can't see it. You still have stitches on your foot, and you were run over by a bicycle. Now the stitches have fallen off. You can only go to the hospital. I definitely can't see it here. "
Jia Zhang's face was ugly. Of course she knew that she had stitches on her feet, but it was so expensive to go to the hospital. It cost nearly 20 yuan last time. If she went again this time, she would definitely not lose 20 yuan. Most of the [-] is basically gone, which is too bad.
After thinking about it, he spoke again, "Well, you can prescribe me two plasters as long as they can relieve the pain, and the price should not exceed fifty cents."
Old man Liu was really speechless, and refused: "There is no way to open it. If your foot doesn't go to the hospital sooner, if it is infected, it will be serious and you will have to cut the flesh!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't believe his words, "If you tell you to drive, you will drive. How can there be so much nonsense!"
Old man Liu was so suppressed that he had no choice but to take two plasters from the booth, "Anyway, I'm ugly and said before, if the injury is serious, don't bother me, fifty cents."
Mrs. Jia Zhang snorted coldly, "If you don't give it to me sooner, it's fine. You don't know how to make money if you have money." He took out a dollar from his pocket and handed it over.
Old man Liu took the money and was about to return it to her, but found that the texture of the money in his hand was not right. He glanced at Mrs. Jia and Zhang, "Change it for another one."
Jia Zhang frowned, "Change another one, what's the matter, you don't want to make money anymore?"
Old man Liu didn't talk nonsense, and continued to repeat, "If you don't change it, you won't give it. Hurry up and change it."
Jia Zhang cursed, "There are so many messes, I think you should go home and farm."
He took money out of his pocket and handed it to him.
Old man Liu held it in his hand, but the texture was still not right, and his face immediately sank, "Old woman, what do you mean, do you want to see a doctor, and you want to cheat people with fake money for a plaster worth a few cents."
"Fake money, what nonsense are you talking about." Jia Zhang's brows also frowned, "You stupid plaster, are you trying to get my money, right?"
Old man Liu said unhappily: "I did something on purpose, I think you want to see Bawang doctor."
He handed over the money in his hand, "Look for yourself, are the textures of these photos all fake money?"
Jia Zhang cursed and took the money, "How could it be fake money, I think you just want to be greedy..."
Before she could finish the rest of the sentence, she was completely stunned. The two pieces of money seemed to be fake!
She didn't believe it, so she took another one out of her pocket, and after a closer look, it was still a fake. Now Jiazhang panicked, and hurriedly took out all the money in her pocket to check one by one.
It's okay if you don't look at it, but when you look at her, she almost fainted from anger. Among the more than 40 yuan in change, only one cent more than one cent is real, and the rest are all fake bills!
She looked at BangGou in disbelief, and asked him, "BangGou, did the person selling candied haws give you the money?"
After eating the candied haws, the stick was very happy. Hearing his grandma's question, he thought about it, nodded and shook again.
This made Jia Zhang feel so angry that he had a myocardial infarction, and asked: "What about you, did the person who sells candied haws give you the money?"
Only then did Bang Geng shake his head, "No, an uncle on the road said that the candied haws seller had no change, so he kindly exchanged it with me."
When these words came out, Jia Zhang immediately raised his hand and wanted to hit the stick, but he couldn't do it. He was so angry that the roots of his teeth were itchy. The 50 yuan he exchanged for the injury turned out to be fake.
Old man Liu took back the two plasters he handed out, gloating, "Don't be angry here, go back and look for it, maybe that person hasn't gone far!"
Hearing the words, Jia Zhang didn't care about the pain on his feet, so he stood up and rushed to the place where he bought candied haws with a stick.
Looking at the backs of those two people, old man Liu threw the plaster on the booth, sat back on the pony, laughed loudly, and wanted to go back to find someone, just kidding, others are not fools and are still waiting for you!
(End of this chapter)
When Jia Zhang saw the money, he was very excited and hurried to take it.
Then he said to the stick: "My dear grandson, you help me go to the street to find that old man Liu, and let him show grandma's feet."
BangGong nodded while eating candied haws, and helped Mrs. Jia Zhang walk to the street.
Old man Liu on the street is not even a quack doctor, he is just a seller of dog skin plasters.
BangGong helped Jia Zhangshi to the other party's booth and sat down on a small stool.
Seeing that it was the old lady Jia Zhang, old man Liu asked her a little annoyed, "What's the matter, here again?"
Jiazhang's face turned pale from the pain, and beads of sweat kept slipping from his forehead. He took a breath and replied, "Your foot was run over by a bicycle, please show me quickly."
Hearing the answer, old man Liu was a little curious, "How could this good-looking man be run over by a bicycle?"
Jia Zhang's face was pale, and he yelled at old man Liu, "You don't care how I got run over by the bicycle, show me quickly, you stinky doctor!"
Old man Liu shook his head. He had dealt with this old woman several times before, and he knew that she was a bad owner, so he stopped talking nonsense to her, "Pull up your trousers and let me see."
Mrs. Jia Zhang bent down to lift it, but her feet were swollen like carrots, and she couldn't lift it up. If she tried a little harder, she was so painful that she gasped.
Upon seeing this, Old Man Liu said, "No, I won't be able to see what's going on like this."
Jiazhang was in a cold sweat from the pain, and cursed, "You sell dog skin plasters, you can't even see your legs, what's the use, take back the stall as soon as possible, don't be ashamed!"
Old man Liu was speechless, "What's your attitude, you damn old woman? If you don't lift your trousers to look at the wound, even Hua Tuo can't save it even if he's alive."
After finishing speaking, he waved his hand, "It's fine if you don't look at it, go to the hospital by yourself, don't waste my time here."
Mrs. Jia Zhang was so disgusted by this sentence. If she was willing to go to the hospital, how could she come to this place? She had no choice but to glance around, and finally landed on a hole in the wall.
She said to Old Man Liu, "Well, I'll take off my pants behind the wall over there, and you come and show me my feet."
Old man Liu looked at the hole in the wall and couldn't help laughing. It was the first time he had seen such an interesting idea, so he nodded and replied, "Okay, you can go."
Jia Zhang asked Bang Geng to help him behind the fence, took off his pants, and stretched out his legs.
Old man Liu stepped forward to take a look, he was quite serious, and said, "I can't see it here, you have to go to a regular hospital."
Hearing this, Mrs. Jia Zhang was not happy for a moment. She put on her trousers and walked out from the wall with the help of a stick. , why can’t I see mine? I think you did it on purpose.”
Old man Liu felt too speechless. He usually saw minor injuries and pains to others, but he had never seen such a serious foot injury.
He said to Jia Zhang: "I really can't see it. You still have stitches on your foot, and you were run over by a bicycle. Now the stitches have fallen off. You can only go to the hospital. I definitely can't see it here. "
Jia Zhang's face was ugly. Of course she knew that she had stitches on her feet, but it was so expensive to go to the hospital. It cost nearly 20 yuan last time. If she went again this time, she would definitely not lose 20 yuan. Most of the [-] is basically gone, which is too bad.
After thinking about it, he spoke again, "Well, you can prescribe me two plasters as long as they can relieve the pain, and the price should not exceed fifty cents."
Old man Liu was really speechless, and refused: "There is no way to open it. If your foot doesn't go to the hospital sooner, if it is infected, it will be serious and you will have to cut the flesh!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang didn't believe his words, "If you tell you to drive, you will drive. How can there be so much nonsense!"
Old man Liu was so suppressed that he had no choice but to take two plasters from the booth, "Anyway, I'm ugly and said before, if the injury is serious, don't bother me, fifty cents."
Mrs. Jia Zhang snorted coldly, "If you don't give it to me sooner, it's fine. You don't know how to make money if you have money." He took out a dollar from his pocket and handed it over.
Old man Liu took the money and was about to return it to her, but found that the texture of the money in his hand was not right. He glanced at Mrs. Jia and Zhang, "Change it for another one."
Jia Zhang frowned, "Change another one, what's the matter, you don't want to make money anymore?"
Old man Liu didn't talk nonsense, and continued to repeat, "If you don't change it, you won't give it. Hurry up and change it."
Jia Zhang cursed, "There are so many messes, I think you should go home and farm."
He took money out of his pocket and handed it to him.
Old man Liu held it in his hand, but the texture was still not right, and his face immediately sank, "Old woman, what do you mean, do you want to see a doctor, and you want to cheat people with fake money for a plaster worth a few cents."
"Fake money, what nonsense are you talking about." Jia Zhang's brows also frowned, "You stupid plaster, are you trying to get my money, right?"
Old man Liu said unhappily: "I did something on purpose, I think you want to see Bawang doctor."
He handed over the money in his hand, "Look for yourself, are the textures of these photos all fake money?"
Jia Zhang cursed and took the money, "How could it be fake money, I think you just want to be greedy..."
Before she could finish the rest of the sentence, she was completely stunned. The two pieces of money seemed to be fake!
She didn't believe it, so she took another one out of her pocket, and after a closer look, it was still a fake. Now Jiazhang panicked, and hurriedly took out all the money in her pocket to check one by one.
It's okay if you don't look at it, but when you look at her, she almost fainted from anger. Among the more than 40 yuan in change, only one cent more than one cent is real, and the rest are all fake bills!
She looked at BangGou in disbelief, and asked him, "BangGou, did the person selling candied haws give you the money?"
After eating the candied haws, the stick was very happy. Hearing his grandma's question, he thought about it, nodded and shook again.
This made Jia Zhang feel so angry that he had a myocardial infarction, and asked: "What about you, did the person who sells candied haws give you the money?"
Only then did Bang Geng shake his head, "No, an uncle on the road said that the candied haws seller had no change, so he kindly exchanged it with me."
When these words came out, Jia Zhang immediately raised his hand and wanted to hit the stick, but he couldn't do it. He was so angry that the roots of his teeth were itchy. The 50 yuan he exchanged for the injury turned out to be fake.
Old man Liu took back the two plasters he handed out, gloating, "Don't be angry here, go back and look for it, maybe that person hasn't gone far!"
Hearing the words, Jia Zhang didn't care about the pain on his feet, so he stood up and rushed to the place where he bought candied haws with a stick.
Looking at the backs of those two people, old man Liu threw the plaster on the booth, sat back on the pony, laughed loudly, and wanted to go back to find someone, just kidding, others are not fools and are still waiting for you!
(End of this chapter)
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