I was a ninja in Konoha

Chapter 212 Leaving Konoha
"Bad dog, let's go."

Early in the morning, Kakashi tidied himself up and went to the kennel to wake Rong Jun up.

"Wait for me, I'll be fine soon."

Rong Jun took out a mirror and looked at it, um, he looks very good, with nine points of the prince's charm.

"How did you become like this? Wearing goggles?"

Kakashi looked at Rong Jun's current appearance, whose child is so unlucky to be targeted by this bad dog?

Yellow hair, blue eyes, a few beard marks on his face, and a malnourished look, who is this?

"My stupid O Doudou, how do you understand about the great dog fairy?"

Rong Jun gave Kakashi a contemptuous look, then walked away without looking back.

Today is Namikaze Minato's funeral, ahem, the funeral of a single life, so Rong Jun prepared a big gift for the two of them to take a look at his son's appearance in advance.

As for the dishes studied a few days ago, they have been completely banned by Tsunade and Aromatherapy, wasting a few days of effort in vain.

"Hey! Today is Minato-sensei's wedding, don't mess around!"

Kakashi looked at Rong Jun's handsome back and felt a little headache, this bad dog might think of something else.

"Hey, wait for me!"

Just wait and see.

At the wedding scene, Rong Jun wandered around casually, and found that the whole battlefield seemed to be missing something.

"Boss, what are you doing here?"

Uzumaki Aroma and Yahiko walked over arm in arm, constantly looking at Rong Jun's new face.

"Did you find something missing in the entire battlefield?"

Rong Jun glanced at Yahiko's recovered arm, and then continued to scan his surroundings.

Why is it not lively at all?
"No, it's normal."

The whirlpool aromatherapy followed Rong Jun's gaze and looked around, it seemed normal.

This is, Rong Jun No. [-] slipped out of the seal, sat on the shoulder of the whirlpool fragrance and looked at Rong Jun with contempt.

"Ontology, I'm afraid you forgot that this is Konoha."

"Forehead!"

There were three black lines hanging from the top of Rong Jun's head, no wonder he always felt that something was wrong, there was no red at all.

"Sister Xiangxun, who is this? It's such a happy chat."

Kushina came over wearing a white kimono, and seeing Rong Jun's Uzumaki Naruto looked familiar.

However, there is one thing to say, the fox beard on this kid's face is a bit ugly.

"This is."

Whirlpool Aromatherapy took a look at Rong Jun, and really didn't know how to introduce him now.

"My name is Naruto, please give me advice in the future."

Rong Jun pushed the goggles on his forehead and said openly.

"Your eyes are a bit like Minato, but your beard is a bit."

"It's kind of ugly, isn't it?"

Rong Jun grinned, and said what he hadn't finished for Jiu Xinnai.

"hey-hey.."

Kushina smiled awkwardly.

Seeing this, Rong Jun also laughed.

Laugh, laugh, sooner or later you will cry.

"Sister Xiangxun, there are still some things there, I'll go there first."

"Boss, what are you doing?"

Looking at this strange scene, Xiang Xun always felt that her boss was digging holes again.

"Nothing, leave a proof."

Rong Jun turned his head and took out a black machine, checked it and put it in the system space.

Hey, Kushina, when Naruto grows up, you can explain it yourself.

However, I caused the timeline to advance so much, will Ashura still be reincarnated on Naruto?

However, some people in the previous life said that the souls of Asura and Indra were destined to be reincarnated together, so after Madara died, would they be reincarnated recently?
Having said that, if Naruto becomes Naruko, will it be more visually appealing?

It's just that both Asura and Indra were reincarnated as boys. If they were really reincarnated into Naruto, they should also be boys. Do you want to get involved?
"Ding! Friendly reminder! No side effects, solid pills are on sale! Just one pill can make your wishes come true. Sons and daughters can choose whatever they want! Of course, the price is 250 million points!"

"Dog system, 250 million, why don't you grab it?"

Rong Jun's eyes lit up when he heard the big sale, but he calmed down again after hearing the price.

"You are not a big promotion, you are a big price increase!"

"Ding! Friendly reminder! You can use it for another person."

"What is gay? If he turns into a girl, what will Hinata do? By the way, the system, Konoha Twelve Xiaoqiang will not be born early, right?"

Rong Jun was tossing in his heart, and suddenly found that if he changed Naruto into Naruko, Hinata would still lose love.

As for the birth of the Twelve Xiaoqiang, after every war in the ninja world, there will be a large wave of baby boomers, and it is estimated that there is a high possibility of being born early.

"However, it's better to be born earlier, when the time comes, I'll collect them all and form a team of twelve dog guards. Hiss, what a great idea!"

"System, what do you think of my idea?"

"Ding! If you don't buy it, just go away and delay my business!"

This dog system is faster than me turning my face!
Rong Jun was grinning, cursing in his heart, but the system is the uncle, and he couldn't afford to offend him, so he decided to let it go.

The wedding was held without arrogance or impetuosity, mainly because the author was too lazy to check the wedding in Bird Country (save some time for skewers), so I will skip it here.

At night, Jiraiya and Rong Jun left together, planning to go to Tango Country to relax first.

Heck, just relax.

"Little old man, has your savior been found?"

By the bonfire, Rong Jun felt that it was necessary to discuss the true meaning of life with Ji Lai also.

"It may have been found."

Thinking of the two doors he taught, the corners of Jiraiya's mouth curled up unconsciously.

I have never seen such a talented ninja like Minato and Nagato, presumably even when the generation of Naruto Senjujuma was young, it was nothing more than that.

"Savior, what a great name."

The ninja world is so big and so small, it seems that everything can be seen clearly at once, but everything seems to be placed in the mist.

Just like Jiraiya in front of him, he is also so hidden!

Rong Jun stared at the sweet and lovely bunny on the bonfire, and couldn't help swallowing the saliva that slipped to his mouth.

As expected of Ziraiya, without those fancy spices, it can also make the bunny mouth-watering, very cute.

"Want to eat? Three books!"

Looking at Rong Jun's expression, Ji Lai finally showed his fangs!

But I have resorted to housekeeping skills, for what?
Art!What else but art!
"You unscrupulous profiteer! Why don't you go snatch it!"

Rong Jun immediately jumped up and cursed, there were only a few books for a ninjutsu in the past, but now a rabbit needs three books for himself, the devil will do it!

"Three books, one book less will not work!"

Ji Lai also leaned slightly to prevent Rong Jun from jumping over the wall and snatching it directly.

I thought that several books in those days took away my "Needle Jizo", and now it's my turn to exchange three classics with one rabbit!
"Hehe, Ziraiya, you underestimate my concentration! Isn't it just a rabbit?"

As Rong Jun spoke, he suddenly pointed behind Jiraiya:

"Look, there is a big long leg without clothes!"

"where?"

Ji Lai also suddenly turned his head, and brought the rabbit into his hands along with his hair, and Rong Jun, who let the vicious dog eat him, threw himself directly into the bonfire.

"Haha, this little trick, it's okay to lie to those brats, but to me? You're almost there!"

Ji Laiya bit one of the rabbits, and deliberately raised his hand to provoke Rong Jun.

It is really unbearable and unbearable!
"Skills - thousands of clones!"

"What? Do you want to beat me up?"

"Seduction technique - dog head real body! - False harem technique!"

"Bang bang bang!"

A series of smoke rose, and the eight Rong Jun instantly turned into Tsunade's body and Orochimaru's head, each with their mouths open, spitting out snake letters.

"Hiss! Jiraiya, do you like me?"

"Just give me the rabbit and I'm yours."

"Come on! Come on!"

Jilai also looked up from the bottom, the blood was gushing out one second, and the blood pressure rose rapidly the next second, and the whole person froze in place!

"Bad dog!"

"Ninja - the technique of chaotic lion hair!"

The authentic white hair stabbed all the gang-snake combinations to death, and Ji Lai also instantly turned into a white light and shot straight at Rong Jun's body!
"I'm going to turn you into a toad and roast it!"

"Ninja - Needle Jizo!"

Speaking of the sturdiness of Baimao, I'm not afraid of you at all!

It's just that Rong Jun's white defense exposed a slit, and from the slit there was a glimmer of light, the distortion of human nature and the loss of morality in the light.

"Give me the rabbit, and I will show you real art!"

"Yo Xi! Deal!"

Rong Jun walked out of the needle ground, and Zilai also threw the rabbit over casually, one person and one dog looked at each other and smiled, doomed to sleepless tonight.

The reason why art is called art is because it is very exploratory.

The friendly communication allowed them to have a common topic with each other for the first time.

three days later

With two panda eyes on his face, Ji Lai also moved forward step by step along the road, while Rong Jun summoned a giant mouse, and followed Zi Lai Ye with himself on his back.

"No, we need to find a place to take a good rest, and I can't stand it if this goes on."

Ji Lai also looked at Rong Jun enviously, this bastard really enjoys it!
"There is a noisy smell ahead, there should be a village, go in and find a hotel."

Rong Jun sniffed with his nose, only to feel a puff of water vapor rushing towards his face, and all kinds of smells mixed together, it is really indistinguishable between human and animal.

"It seems that we are coming to Tang Country!"

Zilai also became energetic in an instant, and jumped to a high place in two or three steps. Sure enough, the water mist curled up in front of him, and it was a good place he had dreamed of!
"Rush rush!"

"Follow!"

Glancing at Jiraiya who was revived full of blood, Rong Jun continued to lower his head and fell asleep. The mouse under him turned into white light and followed Jiraiya closely.

"this mouse"

Jilai also glanced back, this bad dog really has a lot of skills, not to mention all kinds of weird things, he can actually communicate with psychic beasts, and this psychic beast can be said to be top grade.

"Hurry up, the real nightlife is about to begin!"

"Yo Xi! Go!"

half an hour later

Rong Jun was soaking in the hot spring, staring at Jiraiya on the other side without blinking, his eyes full of murderous intent!
"Hey, I need an explanation!"

"What's the explanation? Aren't hot spring hotels just for soaking in hot springs? What else do you want to do?"

Ji Lai also spread his hands, looking at Rong Jun with a half-smile.

"okay."

After Rong Jun finished speaking, he sank his head in the water, and then bought a full-body diving suit from the system and put it on.

Hundreds of millions of devil chili noodles, billions of itching powder, billions of aphrodisiacs, and billions of Viagra. After fully stirring, Rong Jun took off his clothes and at the same time erupted chakra and drained the surrounding hot springs. The whole dog instantly fly up.

"Hey, what are you doing, bastard! Don't disturb my hot spring!"

Ji Laiya was about to fall asleep, but Rong Jun woke him up instantly, this bad dog can't do anything normal!

However, the hot springs are still comfortable. After a beautiful soak, go to drink a glass of wine, and then sleep comfortably, it really is the most enjoyable life in peace!
However, why is the smell a bit pungent?This bad dog won't pee in the hot spring, will he?

wrong!It seems a little itchy!

"Bad dog, what the hell have you done!"

Outside the hot spring room

Rong Jun changed into Namikaze Minato's appearance, and led a beautiful and beautiful woman in smoke to the door of the room:
"There's an uncle inside. Let him feel comfortable today. The 1 taels are yours."

"Handsome guy, actually you add another 1 taels, I don't mind two people."

The woman in Yan Chen winked like electricity, teasing Rong Jun non-stop.

"You can't! Go in quickly!"

"Chila!"

When Rong Jun pushed the goods to enter, Zilai also happened to open the door with red eyes, Rong Jun quickly pushed Yan Chen and a woman in, and then closed the door kindly.

Not long after, the main movie was shown in the house, but it only lasted seven seconds.

"No way, after taking Viagra, Jiraiya's body has been hollowed out?"

Rong Jun took a random trip outside, using his greatest malice to speculate on Jiraiya's identity as a man.

"Or, Zilai is actually a young chicken?"

"I seem to have discovered the truth of the matter!"

Listening to the sound of the feature film showing again, Rong Jun comprehended the true meaning of the world.

The largest voyeur in the ninja world, one of Konoha Huang's drug addicts, the yellow Jiraiya, is actually a virgin!

This is really, really interesting!

But I have to say that Ninja's physique is quite good, especially a ten thousand-year-old virgin like Jiraiya, tsk tsk, Rong Jun had to open another room at night.

"Add money to that lady tomorrow, plus 1 taels!"

In Jiraiya's room, Yanchen No. [-] was yelling loudly by himself, and there was only one piece of Jiraiya's clothes beside him.

In the hot spring, a toad swam out along the channel of the water. He didn't come here just to play.

As Jiraiya, Konoha has basically nothing to stop him, and this naturally includes the experimental products taken away by the "Reaper Cult" and Orochimaru.

Since Orochimaru is interested in them, maybe he can find clues here, at least, he can also find this organization that specializes in killing people, and then make them disappear completely!

The toad ran out of the village, opened its mouth wide, and Zilai crawled out of the toad's mouth.

"Oshemaru, your ninjutsu is really easy to use."

Next, it's time to get down to business.

(End of this chapter)