I was a ninja in Konoha

Chapter 207 S-Class Mission: Dog-bluffing Action
"Asma, Hong, good morning."

Lin looked at the two people who came together, and her tone was full of embarrassment.

It seems that there is a situation.

"Morning, Lin."

Yuhi blushed and walked over.

So shy, why did Lin come so early.

"Morning, where are Kakashi and the others?"

After Asma blushed, she pretended to be nonchalant. After all, she was familiar with a certain vicious dog, so it was normal for her to be thick-skinned.

"It's not here yet, but it should be coming soon. It's you two, Hong, a certain person said in class that he hates the other person the most."

Lin looked at the shy Hong and made a joke.

"Morning everyone."

"One thousand and three, one thousand and four, youth will never be let down!"

Two figures, one upright and one upside down, appeared from the other side, but they relieved Hong.

"Morning, Kakashi, Kai."

"One thousand and nine, one thousand and fifty-three, one thousand and ninety-six."

Asma squatted in front of Kai, and kindly helped Kai count, although the number was a bit jumpy.

"One thousand and eight, one thousand and nine, one thousand and 53, hey, how many did I make?"

Kay stood upside down and was quickly led astray by Asma.

And at this time, Obito used Kamui to quietly appear from behind Kai, trying to scare Kai.

I saw him touching Kai's thigh with both hands, and then quietly stretched out his head:

"what!"

"what!"

Kai was frightened, and the Qi in his body couldn't help running up, and then only heard a loud "poof", followed by Obito's angry howl:

"Kay!"

The sweltering heat wave hit the face, and Obito finally suffered the consequences of himself.

"It turned out to be Obito, you scared me!"

After Kai returned to his normal position, he touched the back of his head and said with a blushing face.

"Bah bah bah!"

Obito shrugged and looked at Kai bitterly.

It's really embarrassing for me to make such a big embarrassment in front of Lin.

"Young is energetic, so energetic in the morning."

Uzumaki Kushina appeared among the crowd in an instant, her complexion was rosy and elastic, and her skin could be broken, as if she had returned to her fourteen or fifteen year old appearance.

"Sister Kushina."

Everyone greeted in unison, and then stood aside obediently waiting for the order.

"From now on, call me Captain."

Jiu Xinnai smiled happily, he actually had a day to do the task, and it was the top S-level task.

This is really, second only to the excitement of Minato marrying me.

"Yes! Captain Kushina!"

Everyone looked at each other, changed their words decisively, and neatly met Kushina's request.

"Haha, how good! After the task is over, I will send you a big red envelope!"

Kushina's smile became even more beautiful.

"Captain, what mission are we going to perform this time, it's so mysterious?"

Obito couldn't help asking.

"It's the top S-level mission, very important, enough to threaten Konoha's future safety, and even more likely to affect the peace of the entire ninja world in the future!"

Uzumaki Kushina put away her smile, pulling the overall atmosphere to a solemn one.

"Konoha? Peace? Wouldn't it be?"

Kakashi and Lynn looked at each other, and they already understood what the S-rank mission was about.

All of you here are acquaintances, what else can be done other than stop a certain domesticated vicious dog from coveting the position of the Fourth Hokage?
"It's so serious, Captain, can we complete this mission with just a few of us?"

Asuma's face was solemn, she seemed to have just been promoted to Chunin, and the tempering was too difficult.

"Asma, have you flinched? This is youth! Let us use sweat and blood to sound the horn of youth!"

When Kai heard that such an important task came to him, he was so excited that his blood rushed up, and all the energy in his body rushed to his body, and finally turned into the cry of a beast.

"Don't worry, don't worry, you are my carefully selected team members. Only you in Konoha can complete this great and arduous task."

Kushina waved her hand, signaling Kai, who was already sitting up and doing push-ups, to listen carefully.

And Obito looked at Kakashi and Lin flirting with each other with jealousy, but after listening to Kushina's words, he vaguely figured out a way, and then happily joined Kakashi and Lin's elated army.

Raising eyebrows - "Is it about bad dogs?"

Wink - "Who else could it be?"

Eyebrows moved - "This time sister Jiuxinna named her by name and refused to let him come, so she definitely didn't run away."

Eye movement-"But, the bad dog has recently upgraded its equipment, if we stop it, it may"

Raised eyebrows - "I'm not afraid of blurring!"

Wink - "I'm a girl, I'm not afraid!"

"It's my bad luck to co-author."

Kakashi let out a long sigh. A ninja takes completing tasks as his vocation, and if Rong Jun is really Hokage, the whole Konoha, no, the whole ninja world will be messed up.

Thinking of Rong Jun waving his hand and exiting the word "demolition", the army of Konoha ninjas passed by like locusts, and the houses and residences were not even left in ruins. Kakashi felt that the necessary sacrifice was worth it.

"In order to complete the greatest and most arduous task in my life, I must redouble my exercise! I will do a thousand push-ups first, and if I fail, I will run ten laps around Konoha with Kakashi on my back!"

Kai didn't have time to look at Kushina's increasingly gentle smile, and he was still doing his own way to communicate with the earth in a simple way.

"Kay, did you hear what I said?"

Kushina stood on top of Kai's head, lowered her head kindly, and gave Kai a very gentle smile.

Sure enough, those who can play with bad dogs are not normal people.

"One hundred and seven, one hundred and one hundred *** Captain Xinnai, did you say something?"

Kai, who was concentrating on masturbating the ground, raised his head in confusion, and jumped out instantly after seeing Kushina's smile.

The bad dog once said: When a woman smiles gently at you, it is like a tigress grinning at you and dying if she doesn't run away!
Although I don't know what the tigress means, it's just right to run!

"I, am I so scary?"

Kushina looked at Keira's smoky trajectory, which was comparable to the speed of the full strength of the ninja, and asked blankly.

"okokokok!"

All the little ones nodded first, then shook their heads in unison after thinking about the consequences.

Women who don't even want to mess with bad dogs, it's better not to mess with themselves.

"Humph!"

Kushina stomped her foot in embarrassment, and it turned into a golden light and disappeared instantly.

All the little ones looked at the big hole on the ground and looked at each other in blank dismay.

"Sister Jiuxinna, what are you doing here?"

Hong asked after swallowing her saliva.

"That's the direction Kay left."

Although Kakashi only had one eye exposed, he was not blind.

Obito was even more straightforward, standing quietly by the pit.

"With soil?"

"Don't talk, just mourn Kai."

"If Sister Kushina invites us to have dinner later, remember to go to the barbecue restaurant!"

Lin said with a sad face, how can I not get used to the smell!

"why?"

Asma was a little curious, and there were not many things that could make Lin show such an expression.

"If you don't want to die before the mission, just do as Lin said."

Kakashi shrugged and stood beside Obito.

Let's mourn Kai, I can't live anymore.

10 minutes later
Jiu Xinnai came back with a series of chains floating behind him, and on the chains was tied a strange man with a blue nose and a fat face like a ball.

It's just the tattered green tights, which are inexplicably familiar to all the little ones.

"Okay, the disobedient children are already obedient, let's go to the third training ground to formulate this battle plan."

Jiu Xinnai smiled softly, and the little ones were silent:
"Hi!"

"Mission name: Dog-bluffing action!"

"Hi!"

"Hiss, I still sleep comfortably in peacetime."

When Rong Jun wakes up, he just feels refreshed. Is there any better pastime in these leisurely days than having a delicious meal?
of course not!

"I seem to smell a big meal."

Kakashi wasn't home, so there must be a party.

If there is a party and you don't call yourself, there is definitely a conspiracy.

"Oh!"

After thinking about it for a while, Rong Jun turned into a psychic beast with soil, walked on catwalks, and walked out looking for the smell.

"Aww, meow! Meow!"

The meowing of cats is really ugly!

Slapping away a male cat who came to court him with one paw, Rong Jun walked slowly to Konoha's famous barbecue restaurant.

My damn charm is so unstoppable even as a cat.

"Ahem! Jiuxinna, Obito and Hong are all here, there must be some kind of conspiracy!"

"Wow! Whose little ninja cat is so cute. Come on, sister hugs and gives you a piece of meat."

As soon as he walked into the store, a [-]-pound old lady reached out and hugged Rong Jun into her arms, pressing him to her chest with both hands and ravaging him non-stop.

"Meow! Meow! Woohoo."

Rong Jun just wanted to explode Chakra to resist the aggression, but remembering that Kushina was still here, he could only resist desperately with his weak four claws.

The two front paws slapped the front of the mouth, and Rong Jun reluctantly called for help twice, and then his mouth was slammed again, and he continued to be ravaged.

"Obito, I seem to hear Nami's voice."

Lin pricked up her ears and listened carefully:
"It seems to be gone again."

"Oh, that's easy! Ninja-psychics!"

Obito has acquired the essence of dog licking, and immediately comprehended Lin's meaning beyond his comprehension.

"Oh!"

"Meow."

Ninja Cat Nami was eating, and suddenly the scene changed, and she jumped into Lin's arms in fright.

"Haha, Nami is good, it's okay, it's okay."

Lin happily hugged Nami in her arms, which made Kushina and Hong envious for a while.

"Boss, add a special bowl and chopsticks for small animals."

"Boss, add a special bowl and chopsticks for small animals."

The voices of Lin and Aunt recalled at the same time, and the two of them stared at the black and white kitten in their arms, and they were both taken aback.

Because the size and distribution of coat color are exactly the same.

No, the cat that the aunt is holding has very familiar eyes.

Lin looked at Rongjun becoming more patient, then looked at Nami in her arms, and sat down with a slight smile at the aunt.

"Lin, what's wrong?"

Kakashi felt something was wrong at the first moment, and was about to turn his head to look but was stopped by Lin.

"The bad dog came in in the form of Nami. It's in the arms of that aunt just now. Don't look at it deliberately."

"Pretend not to recognize it first, let it enjoy itself there."

Jiu Xinnai pretended to be nonchalant and looked up, and after confirming Rong Jun's expression that life would be better than death, he gloated a little.

No, it is very gloating!

If it weren't for not being able to reveal his secrets now, Kushina would have laughed out loud.

"Hee hee, it's the first time I've seen a bad dog eat up like this."

Hong looked up quickly, then lowered her head and smiled.

"Be careful, the bad dog turned into a ninja cat this time, indicating that it should have noticed something. Let's avoid that topic and try to be as natural as possible."

Kakashi raised a glass of water and drank it down.

"Avoid that topic? Which topic?"

Rong Jun's ears trembled slightly, and he listened to the words of Kakashi and the others.

Stupid excrement shovelers, can't you imagine that my ears are so sensitive!
Moreover, you guys are actually plotting against me.

Hey, read the libretto while riding a donkey, let's wait and see!
"Wow! Woah!"

Feeling the dog's face being squeezed hard, Rong Jun couldn't help roaring, which shocked the aunt.

"Little baby, you actually have other languages, come and call me again."

The aunt brought Rong Jun in front of her, and after waiting for a while to find that Rong Jun hadn't moved, she opened her mouth wide to give Rong Jun a wet French kiss.

"Damn it! I can't take it anymore! Ninja - Reverse Necromancy!"

Rong Jun changed back to his original form with a "boom", and then summoned Kakashi who was eating barbecue with a "boom".

So, the aunt likes to mention a piece of fresh meat, and the kiss is called a fierce one.

"Hahaha!"

Rong Jun ran to Kakashi's seat, clapped his hands and laughed, watching Kakashi's enthusiastic response, who was equally excited and dancing, the boredom in his heart was swept away immediately.

If you want to cheat me, don't think that I can't cheat you because you are the cub I raised!

"Wow! Kakashi still likes this bite."

Lin discovered the New World again, and watched Kakashi fumbling with his hands in shock, not even noticing that the barbecue in her hand had dropped.

"puff!"

"Let go of me, aunt, I'll sue you for molestation!"

Kakashi finally withdrew his mouth, looked at the more excited aunt, quickly blocked the mouths of the two of them, and fled outwards forcefully.

It's a pity that he wanted to escape, but he couldn't escape no matter what.

A minute later, the disheveled Kakashi walked back to his seat with eyes blazing. Looking at Rong Jun who was leisurely eating meat in his seat, he drew his dagger and was about to die together.

However, in the end, rationality overcame anger. Facing Rong Jun's golden rooster independence, begging for mercy with one hand under cover and the other vertically, he generously forgave Rong Jun once.

"Is there something you are hiding from me?"

Rong Jun jumped onto the table, squinted his eyes and looked around.

"Why should we lie to you?"

"What is it?"

"No, absolutely not!"

All the little ones denied it again and again, covering each other and preparing to fool them.

"Hehe, you think I don't know what you guys want to do?"

Rong Jun stood up, his paws crossed his chest, and his momentum suddenly came out.

The atmosphere suddenly became heavier, and even Jiu Xinnai only cared about eating meat and didn't dare to look up at Rong Jun.

The era of peace has come, she and Minato are going to have a few children, Rong Jun has too many strange things, this thing should be cleaned up as much as possible.

"You don't even talk, do you?"

Rong Jun slapped the table fiercely.

"You actually came out to eat barbecue behind my back, do you want to get together to discuss giving me a birthday surprise?"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

"That's right, that's right, that's right!"

"You're really smart."

Several people quickly changed their smiling faces.

"But."

Rong Jun looked around again with a smile, and then his face changed to gloomy:
"My birthday was yesterday."

(End of this chapter)