Don't force me, I really don't want to be Aquaman

Chapter 1 Has the hero changed again?
"It's so late, my stomach hurts from hunger!"

"There is soup everywhere, did you steal it?"

"I want to complain to Tuantuan!"

Heavy makeup on women, non-stop accusations.

Mu Tian wiped his sweat and explained:
"Miss, the time limit for delivery is 30 minutes, and I arrived 2 minutes earlier, please check your watch!

Also, it's normal for the battery car to shake and the soup to be slightly spilled, don't blame people! "

Mu Tian is Tuantuan's delivery boy.

He used to work in a company with a salary of five or six thousand, so he was considered a small white-collar worker.

But a month ago, the supervisor put on small shoes for Mu Tian and asked him to take the blame. In a fit of anger, he beat the supervisor until his head was covered with bruises.

Then, Mutian lost his job.

For nearly a month and a half, his salary was fully deducted, and he was put in labor camp for seven days when he was in charge of medical expenses.

The employment situation is not good this year, and it is difficult to find a new job after unemployment.

Mutian still owes the landlord two months' rent, so he can only register an account in Tuantuan first, and continue to look for a job while delivering food.

Who knew that delivering food would be so irritating!

"What's your attitude, you son of a bitch who delivers food?" the woman with heavy makeup said coldly.

Mu Tian raised his eyebrows: "Keep your mouth clean, that's my attitude!"

"Okay, okay! If you don't complain about your title, I will write my surname upside down!" the woman with heavy makeup said angrily.

A young man with acne all over his face came out from the back room: "Honey, what's the matter?"

"The dog leg is bullying me!" the woman with heavy makeup yelled.

The corner of Mutian's mouth twitched, reminding himself secretly:

"Don't fight!
If you win, you will live in a cell!
I lost and went to the hospital!
No matter you win or lose, you are fucking loser!

Be calm! "

The violent beating of the supervisor is still vivid in my mind!

The acne-prone young man looked angry, as if he wanted to fight.

Mu Tian looked at him, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and after looking the man up and down seriously, he said with a smile:
"Yo, it's only been three days, and the hero has changed again?!"

After finishing speaking, Mu Tian turned around chicly, stepped on flip flops, and "Batabata" left.

The acne-prone youth froze.

When he came back to his senses, he stared at the heavily made-up woman with an unfriendly face...

"Stinky bitch, did you put a hat on me again while I was not at home?"

"Bitch, dogs can't change eating shit, I want to leave you!"

"Honey, listen to me..."

"Don't call me 'honey' with your dirty mouth, I'm disgusting!"

"..."

"You son of a bitch, stop for my old lady, and speak clearly!"

Mu Tian heard the quarrel, and knew that woman was really dirty, she was a scumbag.

Otherwise, because of my own words, that man would not be furious like a mouse whose tail was stepped on!
stop?

Only fools stop!
Mutian quickly entered the elevator, went downstairs and rode on a small electric donkey, and disappeared in a flash.

As for whether the husband wears a hat or not, and whether the husband and wife can leave, that's none of his business.

At the same time, Mutian also knew that complaints were inevitable today.

However, seeing that woman with heavy make-up divorced her husband, he felt very happy!

Mu Tian couldn't help humming a little tune, riding a small electric donkey, shuttling in the breeze.

A head of scruffy black hair fluttered in the wind, giving him a bit of a sharp brother's feeling.

Suddenly, he slammed on the brakes and his eyes widened.

In the crowd ahead, Mu Ge saw an acquaintance.

It was a girl in a white dress with long hair like a waterfall, a good figure, and a beautiful face.

Holding a large bouquet of roses in both hands, there seemed to be two words written on his face: happiness.

A young man in a suit and leather shoes knelt on one knee, holding a small jewelry box in his hand.

The sense of ceremony is full!
It looks like a marriage proposal is in progress.

"Promise him!"

"Marry him!"

The onlookers are booing.

"Xu Xiaoyi!"

Mu Tian was surprised.

The beautiful girl is Xu Xiaoyi.

That's Mutian's girlfriend whom she's been dating for three months!

In Mutian's eyes, Xu Xiaoyi is a beautiful, kind-hearted and conservative girl!
He also wanted to propose to the other party one day by kneeling on one knee holding a rose in his hand!

Who would have thought that she was also a scumbag!
"The way of heaven is good for reincarnation, who will the heaven forgive?"

These words naturally popped up in Mutian's mind.

Nima!

Is this the retribution for the divorce I just provoked the woman with heavy make-up? !
Teng!
The anger went straight to Mutian's forehead.

Mu Tian rode a small electric donkey and rushed towards the pair of dogs and men angrily.

He wants to "die" to understand!

The onlookers felt Mutian's anger and stepped aside one after another.

"Fuck, there's a good show to watch!"

"Two men compete for one woman, and the yellow mantle is bloody on the streets!"

"Damn it, such a delicate and shy girl, shouldn't she also be ridden by thousands of people?!"

The crowd murmured.

The arrival of Mutian naturally attracted the attention of Xu Xiaoyi and the man in the suit.

"Mutian, we have already broken up, please stop entanglement, it's impossible for us!" Xu Xiaoyi's expression changed slightly, preemptively.

She managed to catch a wealthy son-in-law, and she must not let Mu Tian ruin it.

In her eyes, Mutian is just a spare tire.

Also, the serial number "N".

Mu Tian was stunned!
Scumbag!

ruthless!

A few days ago, he was still yelling "Dear" long and "Dear" short, but now he kicked him away.

Mu Tian felt that he was like a ball of waste paper that Xu Xiaoyi wiped his nose, then squeezed into a ball and threw it ruthlessly into the trash.

"Why?" Mu Tian stared at Xu Xiaoyi and spit out three words.

Before Xu Xiaoyi could answer, Zhou Biao, a young man in a suit, stood up and fired angrily:
"why?
I bother!

Just your poor son who delivers food and doesn't take pictures of you taking pictures?
Still want toads to eat swan meat?
I can buy Xiaoyi a [-] Gucci bag, [-] high heels...

can you fucking do it
Even if you live frugally for a year, you can't buy a bag for Xiaoyi!

You must be self-aware, some things are beyond your reach!
roll--! "

Mu Tian was dumbfounded!

However, he wasn't in a daze because of the abuse and humiliation of the man in the suit.

Instead, a series of clear and sweet voices of cute girls suddenly sounded in Mutian's mind.

"Ding! [Three Lives Three Worlds Love Debt System] is successfully bound to the host!"

"Ding! The host owed countless love debts in his previous life, and in this life, many beauties and creditors will come to ask for love debts!"

"Ding! The first female creditor, Lin Xiaoyu, a wealthy woman, is rushing to ask for a debt!"

Mu Tian couldn't help being stunned!
"Damn it, don't pretend to be stupid for me, get out immediately!
If you dare to ruin my good deeds, I will make you unable to take care of yourself! "

Zhou Biao saw Mu Tian standing there stunned, and became even more arrogant. He kicked down the small electric donkey parked beside him, causing the alarm to ring continuously.

At the same time, the four black-clothed bodyguards brought by Zhou Biao also came to surround Mu Tian.

Boom boom boom!
Suddenly, the roar of the engine resounded like the roar of a beast, resounding through the block, attracting everyone's attention.

I saw a fiery red supercar galloping towards the square like a ball of flames, and finally stopped steadily with a beautiful tail flick.

Only then did everyone see the whole picture of the supercar.

The gold and black bull logo is very conspicuous, the sharp front and straight waistline make the whole body look full of strength and speed.

"Damn it, this is a Lamborghini Reventon! With a V12 engine, the acceleration time from 3.4 kilometers is only [-] seconds!"

"1500 million units, limited to 21 units worldwide!"

"Quick, take a photo with me and put the car logo in!"

There was an exclamation from the crowd.

At this time, the Lamborghini supercar wing door opens, like an eagle spreading its wings.

A pair of slender, straight and round long legs stepped out of the car stepping on sky high.

The male compatriots couldn't help swallowing, and stared at the door of the supercar.

Out of a stunning stunner.

Short hair, long legs, hot body, and beige professional attire.

What a car beauty!
The stunner's facial features are as exquisite as engravings, especially those eyes, which are seductive.

There is wildness in this woman's arrogance and arrogance!

Compared with Xu Xiaoyi in front of her, she is a village girl vs a fairy.

Under the fiery eyes of everyone, the stunner walked in front of Mutian with a faint fragrance.

There was resentment in Youwu's beautiful eyes, she stared straight at Mutian, exhaling like blue: "Brother Mu, I have found you! I think you are almost depressed!"

The voice is crispy and glutinous, mellow and melodious.

Mutian's eyes widened!

This... isn't this a dream? !
How could a stunning beauty call herself Brother Mu so affectionately? !

The scene in front of me is really unbelievable!
Mutian's emotions were naturally freed from the anger of his girlfriend for cheating.

Mutian kept searching in his memory...

But there is not even a memory of a big beautiful woman.

"Beauty, did you make a mistake, we don't seem to know each other?"

Mu Tian looked at Youwu, blushing slightly.

"You are my elder brother Mu!
You, Mutian, are 24 years old, birthday...

Moreover, when you take a bath, will there be a tattoo that looks like a dragon and not a dragon, like a peng and not a peng, and like a phoenix and not a phoenix, wrapping around your chest and back? "

The big beauty whispered in Mutian's ear.

The unique fragrance permeates the air, which is intoxicating.

Mu Tian opened his mouth wide and nodded instinctively.

It's not bad at all!

Even her own secret was made clear by Stunner.

This is too...

shy!
Mu Tian's cheeks were hot.

"This is a group photo when we were dating, Brother Mu, look!"

The big beauty took out her mobile phone, and the screen saver was a photo of a handsome guy with her, and the two were pouting to each other.

The picture is as bright as spring, full of happiness.

That handsome guy is Mu Tian.

Why don't I remember this happening?
Mu Tian was even more confused...

(End of this chapter)