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Chapter 131
Chapter 131
At two o'clock in the afternoon, Gan Jing picked up his golden retriever in a jeep.
"Dear Forrest Gump, I wish you good luck." There was an episode when picking up the golden retriever. The person in charge of delivering the golden retriever to Gan Jing was a beautiful stewardess. She gave Gan Jing a big hug when she saw him.
The flight attendants had a good impression of this Easterner who was awarded the "Honorary Captain" by the three major airline alliances, and they recognized and were grateful for his heroic act of saving the A320.
Gan Jing got used to it, and smiled to deal with the flight attendant's excitement.
——Twolegs, you can do well now.
"Hey, I've said it several times, don't call me Twoleg, I have a name, just like your name is Gouzi."
The golden retriever waited quietly for Gan Jing and the stewardess to finish exchanging greetings, and then followed Gan Jing out.
"How was it? How does it feel to fly for the first time? Isn't it great?"
Gan Jing saw the golden retriever's steady limbs, and when he got to the jeep, he opened the door and let him get into the passenger seat, and then went around and sat down in the driver's seat.
——It was a strange experience, second only to meeting you.
Gouzi quietly climbed up to the seat and sat down, staring at the front windshield, and suddenly sighed sincerely in his heart: "Twolegs are really amazing."
Has this golden retriever started evaluating humans now?Will it suddenly start sitting on the roof one day to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon?Gan Jing pondered in his heart, reached out and touched its head.
"Bringing you to the United States is a beautiful thing for you to participate in. I want you to be a part of the movie." Gan Jing started the jeep and said proudly.
--What's the meaning?Sounds like fun.
"Hey, you'll know when you get there."
Gan Jing whistled, feeling happier after seeing the golden retriever.
He reached out to turn on the radio, found a Chinese radio station, stepped on the gas pedal and ran all the way to Director Lesser's house.
The window of the Jeep co-driver was halfway down, and the dog looked at the front for a while, and the side for a while. After a while, he couldn't bear the fatigue of the flight, and fell asleep slowly on the chair with the vibration of the car.
What woke it up was a female voice close to its ears. It dimly opened its dog's eyes, shook its ears, and raised its head in a daze.
—Who, who is speaking?
The golden retriever sat up, stretched his neck, glanced at the back seat, and then at Gan Jing who was driving.It clearly remembered just now that it and Gan Jing were the only ones in the car.
"Oh, it's me. I'm trying something new." Gan Jing said lightly.
The female voice in the ear has disappeared, only the sound of the radio station is still there, the dog is very confused, its ears are very sensitive, and the sound he heard in his sleep is definitely not from the radio station.
——Is it you who made the sound just now?No, I know your voice.
"Che, you are familiar with my voice. You are just a dog, there are many things you don't understand." Gan Jing was triumphant.
——You tell me so that I can learn and make progress.
These days, even dogs know how to learn, and even dogs know how to improve. Even though Gan Jing has met the golden retriever for a while, and has used the skill [Master] for a while, he still can't help but feel like complaining at this moment.
He smiled at Gouzi rather strangely, and said, "Look at my mouth shape!"
Just at this time, a song was clicked on the Chinese radio station, Stefanie Sun's classic song "Encounter".
The prelude passed, and the sound of the radio echoed in the car.
"Hearding the departure of winter, I woke up in a certain month of a certain year. I think I waited for me to look forward to it, but I couldn't arrange it rationally in the future..."
The lyrics are very good, and Stefanie Sun's voice is very beautiful.
Gan Jing suddenly turned off the sound of the radio, and sang the following lyrics softly-"What kind of dialogue will I meet whoever I meet, how far into the future is the person I'm waiting for. I heard the wind coming from the subway and the sea of people, and I lined up The team holds the number plate of love."
Gouzi shook his ears, and could clearly distinguish that the voice echoing in the car was coming from Gan Jing's mouth, not the voice from the radio just now.
However, these two voices are too similar!
The golden retriever closed his eyes in confusion, then opened them again to stare at Gan Jing's lips.
——Twolegs, aren't you male?
It can distinguish between human voices of different genders, but now it is confused.
Gan Jing almost lost his breath, stopped singing, and corrected angrily: "Male! It's a man! Human beings don't talk about male and female, but male and female!"
——Do you still care about a dog?
The golden retriever wagged its tail, and stared curiously at Gan Jing's lips, which were now making a male voice again.
"This one is called [Onomatopoeia]. Do you understand? You don't even understand, you stupid dog." Gan Jing laughed to himself, and then heaved a long sigh.
The problem is that this [Onomatopoeia] is a broken version!It can only make itself imitate a woman's voice!This is so fucking drunk!
Gan Jing has been experimenting with this skill these days, but he found regretfully that this thing really only allows him to imitate women to sing, only women!
However, the skills are still very useful, and the imitation is so vivid that it sounds like a concert scene, which directly saves tickets.
The Golden Retriever heard Gan Jing's puzzling voice again on the way, but as a dog, it didn't care much after the initial curiosity.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, the jeep drove to Director Lesser's house.
"Dog, say hello to Director Lacey. Bark him three times." After getting out of the car, he rang the doorbell and waited for Director Lacey to open the door, then Gan Jing ordered the golden retriever.
The dog meekly barked three times at Lacey, which surprised the old white man.
"You, your dog is quite smart." Lacey was a little surprised.
"Hey hey." Gan Jing patted Gouzi's head.
"Come in." Director Lacey looked at the docile golden retriever.
"Goofy, wipe your feet. When you get to someone else's house, you have to clean up." Gan Jing continued to give orders.
The golden retriever obediently wiped his four feet on the mat at the door before entering the room.
Director Laiser was completely shocked now, can this dog really understand what Gan Jing said?
Next, the Golden Retriever constantly refreshed Director Laiser's understanding of the dog's IQ, greatly shaking his original decision to use a Shiba Inu.
After a long while, director Lai Sai and Gan Jing sat on the sofa, and the golden retriever squatted on the ground, the two looked at each other silently.
"Or, let it try." The director was shocked by the smartness of the golden retriever, and made a concession.
Gan Jing laughed and wanted to celebrate with Gouzi.
At this time, the golden retriever suddenly let out a soft cry, and the joy on Gan Jing's face suddenly froze.
— Twoleg, I don't want to participate.
"Why? Why don't you want to shoot?" Gan Jing wondered.
— just don't want to.
Looking at the golden retriever's calm eyes, Gan Jing broke down a bit.
What the hell!It took me a long time!
Is it really hard to buy a dog to be happy? !
(End of this chapter)
At two o'clock in the afternoon, Gan Jing picked up his golden retriever in a jeep.
"Dear Forrest Gump, I wish you good luck." There was an episode when picking up the golden retriever. The person in charge of delivering the golden retriever to Gan Jing was a beautiful stewardess. She gave Gan Jing a big hug when she saw him.
The flight attendants had a good impression of this Easterner who was awarded the "Honorary Captain" by the three major airline alliances, and they recognized and were grateful for his heroic act of saving the A320.
Gan Jing got used to it, and smiled to deal with the flight attendant's excitement.
——Twolegs, you can do well now.
"Hey, I've said it several times, don't call me Twoleg, I have a name, just like your name is Gouzi."
The golden retriever waited quietly for Gan Jing and the stewardess to finish exchanging greetings, and then followed Gan Jing out.
"How was it? How does it feel to fly for the first time? Isn't it great?"
Gan Jing saw the golden retriever's steady limbs, and when he got to the jeep, he opened the door and let him get into the passenger seat, and then went around and sat down in the driver's seat.
——It was a strange experience, second only to meeting you.
Gouzi quietly climbed up to the seat and sat down, staring at the front windshield, and suddenly sighed sincerely in his heart: "Twolegs are really amazing."
Has this golden retriever started evaluating humans now?Will it suddenly start sitting on the roof one day to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon?Gan Jing pondered in his heart, reached out and touched its head.
"Bringing you to the United States is a beautiful thing for you to participate in. I want you to be a part of the movie." Gan Jing started the jeep and said proudly.
--What's the meaning?Sounds like fun.
"Hey, you'll know when you get there."
Gan Jing whistled, feeling happier after seeing the golden retriever.
He reached out to turn on the radio, found a Chinese radio station, stepped on the gas pedal and ran all the way to Director Lesser's house.
The window of the Jeep co-driver was halfway down, and the dog looked at the front for a while, and the side for a while. After a while, he couldn't bear the fatigue of the flight, and fell asleep slowly on the chair with the vibration of the car.
What woke it up was a female voice close to its ears. It dimly opened its dog's eyes, shook its ears, and raised its head in a daze.
—Who, who is speaking?
The golden retriever sat up, stretched his neck, glanced at the back seat, and then at Gan Jing who was driving.It clearly remembered just now that it and Gan Jing were the only ones in the car.
"Oh, it's me. I'm trying something new." Gan Jing said lightly.
The female voice in the ear has disappeared, only the sound of the radio station is still there, the dog is very confused, its ears are very sensitive, and the sound he heard in his sleep is definitely not from the radio station.
——Is it you who made the sound just now?No, I know your voice.
"Che, you are familiar with my voice. You are just a dog, there are many things you don't understand." Gan Jing was triumphant.
——You tell me so that I can learn and make progress.
These days, even dogs know how to learn, and even dogs know how to improve. Even though Gan Jing has met the golden retriever for a while, and has used the skill [Master] for a while, he still can't help but feel like complaining at this moment.
He smiled at Gouzi rather strangely, and said, "Look at my mouth shape!"
Just at this time, a song was clicked on the Chinese radio station, Stefanie Sun's classic song "Encounter".
The prelude passed, and the sound of the radio echoed in the car.
"Hearding the departure of winter, I woke up in a certain month of a certain year. I think I waited for me to look forward to it, but I couldn't arrange it rationally in the future..."
The lyrics are very good, and Stefanie Sun's voice is very beautiful.
Gan Jing suddenly turned off the sound of the radio, and sang the following lyrics softly-"What kind of dialogue will I meet whoever I meet, how far into the future is the person I'm waiting for. I heard the wind coming from the subway and the sea of people, and I lined up The team holds the number plate of love."
Gouzi shook his ears, and could clearly distinguish that the voice echoing in the car was coming from Gan Jing's mouth, not the voice from the radio just now.
However, these two voices are too similar!
The golden retriever closed his eyes in confusion, then opened them again to stare at Gan Jing's lips.
——Twolegs, aren't you male?
It can distinguish between human voices of different genders, but now it is confused.
Gan Jing almost lost his breath, stopped singing, and corrected angrily: "Male! It's a man! Human beings don't talk about male and female, but male and female!"
——Do you still care about a dog?
The golden retriever wagged its tail, and stared curiously at Gan Jing's lips, which were now making a male voice again.
"This one is called [Onomatopoeia]. Do you understand? You don't even understand, you stupid dog." Gan Jing laughed to himself, and then heaved a long sigh.
The problem is that this [Onomatopoeia] is a broken version!It can only make itself imitate a woman's voice!This is so fucking drunk!
Gan Jing has been experimenting with this skill these days, but he found regretfully that this thing really only allows him to imitate women to sing, only women!
However, the skills are still very useful, and the imitation is so vivid that it sounds like a concert scene, which directly saves tickets.
The Golden Retriever heard Gan Jing's puzzling voice again on the way, but as a dog, it didn't care much after the initial curiosity.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, the jeep drove to Director Lesser's house.
"Dog, say hello to Director Lacey. Bark him three times." After getting out of the car, he rang the doorbell and waited for Director Lacey to open the door, then Gan Jing ordered the golden retriever.
The dog meekly barked three times at Lacey, which surprised the old white man.
"You, your dog is quite smart." Lacey was a little surprised.
"Hey hey." Gan Jing patted Gouzi's head.
"Come in." Director Lacey looked at the docile golden retriever.
"Goofy, wipe your feet. When you get to someone else's house, you have to clean up." Gan Jing continued to give orders.
The golden retriever obediently wiped his four feet on the mat at the door before entering the room.
Director Laiser was completely shocked now, can this dog really understand what Gan Jing said?
Next, the Golden Retriever constantly refreshed Director Laiser's understanding of the dog's IQ, greatly shaking his original decision to use a Shiba Inu.
After a long while, director Lai Sai and Gan Jing sat on the sofa, and the golden retriever squatted on the ground, the two looked at each other silently.
"Or, let it try." The director was shocked by the smartness of the golden retriever, and made a concession.
Gan Jing laughed and wanted to celebrate with Gouzi.
At this time, the golden retriever suddenly let out a soft cry, and the joy on Gan Jing's face suddenly froze.
— Twoleg, I don't want to participate.
"Why? Why don't you want to shoot?" Gan Jing wondered.
— just don't want to.
Looking at the golden retriever's calm eyes, Gan Jing broke down a bit.
What the hell!It took me a long time!
Is it really hard to buy a dog to be happy? !
(End of this chapter)
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