Grandpa's great writer

Chapter 818 Head Cantilever Beams, Tapered Strands

"Summer is so hot, the sun will come out early in the morning, and I can see a lot of heat rising from the ground when I walk on the road. I dare not play outside. I am sweating all over my body after running for a while, and I have to take a shower when I sweat. , bathing is so troublesome, if dad can buy me ice cream, I won't sweat, and if I don't sweat, I don't have to take a bath all the time, but dad always doesn't buy me ice cream, so I always sweat, always It's a bath, once I take a shower, I have to change my clothes, once I change my clothes, grandma will wash my clothes, so grandma will be very tired, I don't want grandma to be tired, so I hope my father can buy me ice cream."

Zhang Chong looked at Pengpeng's essay, his white eyes almost rolled into the sky.

Now Zhang Zhong no longer checks Pengpeng's diary, he told Pengpeng that it is fine to write the diary for himself to read, but he still has to write a small composition every day.

Today's essay is quite long, but it has one thing written from beginning to end, that is, I want to buy ice cream for her.

The logic is pretty solid.

"Since when have you always taken a bath, don't you take a bath once a day now? I didn't see you bathing several times a day." Zhang Zhong said.

"That's because I don't want grandma to work hard."

"Didn't I put all your clothes in the washing machine for you?"

"Then I don't want to make you miserable either."

"It's okay, there is a washing machine for washing clothes, I just need to dry the clothes."

"Drying clothes is also tiring."

"What's so tiring drying clothes? It's not as tiring as you writing small essays."

"..."

Pengpeng found that his reasoning didn't make sense, so he immediately changed his explanation, "Father, I don't really want to eat ice cream, but Liu Minya likes it very much. Dad, can you buy two and give each of us one?"

"I never said that I want to eat ice cream." Liu Minya next to him broke the stage.

Liu Feng and the others are a bit busy these two days, and they don't have time to pick up Minya, so they ask Zhang Zhong to pick up Minya.

So Min Ah has been doing homework at Zhang Chong's house for the past two days.

After being dismantled by her good sister, Pengpeng still felt embarrassed, "I thought you wanted to eat."

"If you want to eat, just say it directly, don't drag others, haven't we already agreed, now you can eat a big torch in two days."

"But I want to eat it every day."

"There are some things you don't have to get if you think about it. People have to learn to restrain their desires, just like I wanted you to eat only one ice cream a month, but Dad restrained it and let you eat one ice cream every two days." branch."

Pengpeng was taken aback by Zhang Zhong's statement, and hurriedly said, "Then you must restrain yourself, Dad."

Zhang Chong smiled and said, "I restrained myself, so you must restrain yourself too, okay?"

Pengpeng nodded again and again, "Understood."

"Well, that's good." Zhang Zhong picked up her small composition again, "Look at your composition today, or tease it to the end, some words are over in the middle, why don't you add a period?"

Not only Pengpeng, but also Min Ya's small essays. They have very problematic use of punctuation marks.

But then again, after all, the two little girls are only so big, so it is very good to be able to write like this.

Like Zhang Zhong when he was a child, he must not have written as well as them.

Zhang Zhong is now Peng Peng and Min Ya's language tutor, and he often takes time to tutor them in Chinese.

It's not just teaching them to write essays, but sometimes I also tell them some short stories, allusions, and ancient poems.

Although they may not be able to understand it, Zhang Zhong believes that it is not necessary to understand these things related to words.

Good reading, don't ask for deep understanding.

Although I often don't know what it means after reading it, but if I read a lot of books, it will become a part of my body.

The same goes for ancient poems, Zhang Zhong is not afraid that they will forget them after hearing them.

That kind of real forgetting is impossible at all, and those ancient poems they read will remain somewhere in their minds and affect them.

They also like Zhang Zhong to tell them allusions and ancient poems, because there is no pressure, and Zhang Zhong will not ask them to recite the whole text after teaching them.

"Today I will tell you an idiom called Hanging the beam and stabbing the thigh. There are two allusions in this idiom, namely the head hanging from the beam and the cone stabbing the thigh."

As Zhang Zhong said, he wrote "the head hangs from the beam, the awl pierces the buttocks" on the paper.

The two little girls looked at the six characters and didn't understand what they meant. Min Ya asked, "Uncle Zhang, what do you mean?"

Zhang Zhong explained carefully, "Head refers to our head, hanging means hanging, and beam means the beam of the house."

"What's the beam?" Pengpeng asked.

"The beams." Zhang Zhong looked up at the ceiling. They couldn't see such things as beams in this room. He thought for a while and said, "Have you ever seen the gazebo in the Iris Garden? On the top there is that Plant a large horizontal log, that is the beam."

"Oh." Pengpeng nodded, then he was taken aback, and said with some fear, "Father, it's scary to hang your head on a beam."

Now it was Zhang Zhong's turn to be dazed, and asked, "Why is it scary?"

"Hanging your head on the beam, it's not scary."

puff-

Zhang Zhong twitched the corner of his mouth, it really was an enterprise-level understanding.

He had no choice but to explain, "In ancient times, there was a man named Sun Jing who was very eager to learn. He studied during the day and at night. In order not to fall asleep, he tied his hair with a rope and tied the other end to the beam of the house. , as long as he lowers his head to sleep, his hair will be pulled very painfully, so that he can continue to study."

"That's right, but it's also pretty scary."

Zhang Chong said with a smile, "In ancient times, the conditions were poor and there were few ways to learn, so some people used some special methods to force themselves to learn. We don't discuss whether this method is good or bad, but this studious spirit is worth it. We study, right?"

The two little girls nodded together, and then Liu Minya pointed to the next three words, "What about the awl pricking the butt? Is it using an awl to pierce the butt?"

"This stock is not the butt, but the thigh. This is the story of another man who is good at reading. His name is Su Qin. He is also afraid of sleeping by himself, so he prepared an awl. As long as he dozed off, he would use the awl to pierce it. Thigh." When he said this, for some reason, Zhang Zhong suddenly remembered the phrase "two forces are fighting, and I want to go first".

"This is also scary." Pengpeng touched his leg and said.

Liu Minya said, "This method is not as good as the previous method. If I do fall asleep, I won't remember to stab my thigh at all, and I will definitely fall asleep directly."

"You're right, there's no such thing as a cantilever science." Zhang nodded his head in approval.

(End of this chapter)