Grandpa's great writer
Chapter 786 April is Your Lie
Chapter 786 April Is Your Lie
Zhang re-read this paragraph to make readers watching the video feel a little creepy. The protagonist in this untitled book is really a pervert.
Moreover, the book itself is also very mysterious. The book published 80 years ago only printed [-] copies, with no title or author's name.
In addition, the book mound proposed by Zhang Zhong also made everyone feel very curious.
[I'll go, there are places like Book Tombs, does anyone know where they are, I want to see them. 】
[Just listening to him read such a paragraph feels very abnormal. 】
[This is not an autobiography written by a serial murderer in prison. 】
[The autobiography can still be written in the prison, and it has been printed? 】
[Of course, it seems that death row prisoners also have copyrights. 】
[Maybe what's written in it is true. When I heard this kind of thing early in the morning, my scalp felt a little numb. 】
Zhang Zhong in the video continued, "This is the previous one, and I will read the latter content to everyone."
"On the way home from the factory that night, I saw a little girl selling flowers on the road. I saw her when I went to the factory in the morning, and saw her again when I came back. I guess the business of selling flowers is not doing well recently. She lives You must be tired too. If you are tired, why do you still live? Death is such a simple thing. It is said that people like to be lazy, but according to my observation, the situation is just the opposite. People always like to do complicated things. Complicated things like being alive, people do it all the time."
"I looked at the little girl's body. She still had her eyes open, and she was very suspicious. She seemed to want to ask why I chopped her chest with an axe. She thought I was going to buy flowers. It's a pity that I didn't ask her name. I never kill people I don’t know, I really couldn’t hold back today..."
[My god, this is a diary of a pervert. 】
[I want to buy a copy and come back to read it...]
[Didn't you hear what Zhang Da said, this book has been printed in fifty copies, and it is estimated that there are even fewer in existence now. 】
[If Zhang Da republishes this book, is it possible? 】
[This question is difficult to answer because I don't know who the author is. 】
[Copyright has a 50-year protection period. The key is to know whether the author is dead or not, and whether he has been dead for 50 years. 】
[Death should be dead. When it was published 80 years ago, he was at least 20 years old. If he lived to be more than 100 years old, he doesn’t know if he died 50 years ago. 】
Zhang Zhong continued to read: "I never said it, but actually I have a friend who works in the factory together. He often comes to my house to drink, and every time he gets drunk he likes to sleep on my bed. He He has a long slender neck, which is very noticeable and I love to stare at his neck every time he is asleep."
"One day, I took out a coin and asked him: Do you choose the head or the word? His eyes were a little puzzled, and he didn't know why I asked him to guess this. Why did he guess this? Is it a bet? I laughed Yeah, he always likes to ask stupid things like that. Guess right and you win everything, I answered him. This time it was his turn to laugh, he guessed the word, but the answer was heads. He lost, I left his neck..."
[I can't take it anymore, this is the most perverted crime novel I've ever seen. 】
[Fuck, why is Zhang Da laughing? 】
[Really, he can laugh when he reads this kind of novel, is Zhang Da also a pervert? 】
Zhang Zhong was indeed laughing in the video, he couldn't help it, and opened the book in his hand for everyone to read, "If some of you see this, you will find that everything is fake, sorry, I wanted to talk about it again." I'll let you listen to a paragraph, but I really couldn't hold back. That's right, this is a joke, the book is fake, this is a notebook I bought before, and there is no word here. There are also book mounds, which I just said casually Yes. All the content I read just now was edited by me. If you are more careful, you will find that the name of the publishing house has already been foreshadowed. Will be very happy, Happy April Fool's Day."
"In addition, friends who have watched it, please don't expose it in front of the video, I hope to give newcomers a little surprise."
The video ends.
There was a wave of national abuse on the barrage.
[Nimma, I thought it was true, I was shocked. 】
[Zhang Da's atmosphere was created too well, I never doubted it. 】
[So the content just now was edited by Zhang Da?It seems that the pervert is him. 】
[Is this the April Fool's Day for writers?learnt. 】
[This can't be the content of any new book, otherwise why would you just open your mouth? 】
[I feel that this can already be published as a book, called Diary of a Perverted Killer. 】
[Don't worry, even if you don't tell us, we won't go to the front to tear things down, md, we can't be the only ones scared. 】
……
Zhang Zhong’s April Fool’s Day video brought a fresh coolness to the readers’ mornings. He is also recently conceiving the second part of Qin Lang, so he wanted to make a joke for the readers.
Unexpectedly, the effect of this video is surprisingly good. Many book friends said that they were really scared, and they felt better after knowing that it was an April Fool's video.
In fact, the horror level of Zhang Chong’s reedited content is only average, mainly because Zhang Chong created a mysterious atmosphere before. He lied that this book has an unverifiable origin, which makes readers feel strange. Psychology, and even think that this is really a diary of a murderer.
On April [-]st, Zhang's new book was released, but everyone hadn't seen the new book yet, but was teased by the April Fool's video.
Although they were teased mercilessly by Zhang Zhong, after watching the video, everyone rushed to the bookstore to buy the new book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
Miraculously, before the new book was on the trending list, a piece of news titled "Zhang Zhong found a strange book" was on the trending list.
I have to say that this news writer is really bad enough.
He didn't write the title of the news as "Zhang Zhong's April Fool's Day Video", probably because he wanted other people who watched the news to be fooled as well.
……
Liu Shuang shook his head and was speechless to Zhang Zhong in the video.
He saw the video while taking the subway. Because he paid too much attention to the contents of that magical book, he even sat for a stop, but he didn't expect the book to be reedited by Zhang.
Good or bad.
Putting the phone in his pocket, Liu Shuang took the subway back for one stop, and then went to Nanfang Bookstore.
He came earlier, and there were not too many people in the bookstore. As a regular customer of the Southern Bookstore, he went directly through the first floor to the fifth floor. He knew that there must be new books there.
When he reached the fifth floor, he saw the new book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" released today.
He quickly took a copy and went to check out, then quickly ran to take a seat by the window, and his new book reading journey officially started.
happy april fools day everyone
(End of this chapter)
Zhang re-read this paragraph to make readers watching the video feel a little creepy. The protagonist in this untitled book is really a pervert.
Moreover, the book itself is also very mysterious. The book published 80 years ago only printed [-] copies, with no title or author's name.
In addition, the book mound proposed by Zhang Zhong also made everyone feel very curious.
[I'll go, there are places like Book Tombs, does anyone know where they are, I want to see them. 】
[Just listening to him read such a paragraph feels very abnormal. 】
[This is not an autobiography written by a serial murderer in prison. 】
[The autobiography can still be written in the prison, and it has been printed? 】
[Of course, it seems that death row prisoners also have copyrights. 】
[Maybe what's written in it is true. When I heard this kind of thing early in the morning, my scalp felt a little numb. 】
Zhang Zhong in the video continued, "This is the previous one, and I will read the latter content to everyone."
"On the way home from the factory that night, I saw a little girl selling flowers on the road. I saw her when I went to the factory in the morning, and saw her again when I came back. I guess the business of selling flowers is not doing well recently. She lives You must be tired too. If you are tired, why do you still live? Death is such a simple thing. It is said that people like to be lazy, but according to my observation, the situation is just the opposite. People always like to do complicated things. Complicated things like being alive, people do it all the time."
"I looked at the little girl's body. She still had her eyes open, and she was very suspicious. She seemed to want to ask why I chopped her chest with an axe. She thought I was going to buy flowers. It's a pity that I didn't ask her name. I never kill people I don’t know, I really couldn’t hold back today..."
[My god, this is a diary of a pervert. 】
[I want to buy a copy and come back to read it...]
[Didn't you hear what Zhang Da said, this book has been printed in fifty copies, and it is estimated that there are even fewer in existence now. 】
[If Zhang Da republishes this book, is it possible? 】
[This question is difficult to answer because I don't know who the author is. 】
[Copyright has a 50-year protection period. The key is to know whether the author is dead or not, and whether he has been dead for 50 years. 】
[Death should be dead. When it was published 80 years ago, he was at least 20 years old. If he lived to be more than 100 years old, he doesn’t know if he died 50 years ago. 】
Zhang Zhong continued to read: "I never said it, but actually I have a friend who works in the factory together. He often comes to my house to drink, and every time he gets drunk he likes to sleep on my bed. He He has a long slender neck, which is very noticeable and I love to stare at his neck every time he is asleep."
"One day, I took out a coin and asked him: Do you choose the head or the word? His eyes were a little puzzled, and he didn't know why I asked him to guess this. Why did he guess this? Is it a bet? I laughed Yeah, he always likes to ask stupid things like that. Guess right and you win everything, I answered him. This time it was his turn to laugh, he guessed the word, but the answer was heads. He lost, I left his neck..."
[I can't take it anymore, this is the most perverted crime novel I've ever seen. 】
[Fuck, why is Zhang Da laughing? 】
[Really, he can laugh when he reads this kind of novel, is Zhang Da also a pervert? 】
Zhang Zhong was indeed laughing in the video, he couldn't help it, and opened the book in his hand for everyone to read, "If some of you see this, you will find that everything is fake, sorry, I wanted to talk about it again." I'll let you listen to a paragraph, but I really couldn't hold back. That's right, this is a joke, the book is fake, this is a notebook I bought before, and there is no word here. There are also book mounds, which I just said casually Yes. All the content I read just now was edited by me. If you are more careful, you will find that the name of the publishing house has already been foreshadowed. Will be very happy, Happy April Fool's Day."
"In addition, friends who have watched it, please don't expose it in front of the video, I hope to give newcomers a little surprise."
The video ends.
There was a wave of national abuse on the barrage.
[Nimma, I thought it was true, I was shocked. 】
[Zhang Da's atmosphere was created too well, I never doubted it. 】
[So the content just now was edited by Zhang Da?It seems that the pervert is him. 】
[Is this the April Fool's Day for writers?learnt. 】
[This can't be the content of any new book, otherwise why would you just open your mouth? 】
[I feel that this can already be published as a book, called Diary of a Perverted Killer. 】
[Don't worry, even if you don't tell us, we won't go to the front to tear things down, md, we can't be the only ones scared. 】
……
Zhang Zhong’s April Fool’s Day video brought a fresh coolness to the readers’ mornings. He is also recently conceiving the second part of Qin Lang, so he wanted to make a joke for the readers.
Unexpectedly, the effect of this video is surprisingly good. Many book friends said that they were really scared, and they felt better after knowing that it was an April Fool's video.
In fact, the horror level of Zhang Chong’s reedited content is only average, mainly because Zhang Chong created a mysterious atmosphere before. He lied that this book has an unverifiable origin, which makes readers feel strange. Psychology, and even think that this is really a diary of a murderer.
On April [-]st, Zhang's new book was released, but everyone hadn't seen the new book yet, but was teased by the April Fool's video.
Although they were teased mercilessly by Zhang Zhong, after watching the video, everyone rushed to the bookstore to buy the new book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
Miraculously, before the new book was on the trending list, a piece of news titled "Zhang Zhong found a strange book" was on the trending list.
I have to say that this news writer is really bad enough.
He didn't write the title of the news as "Zhang Zhong's April Fool's Day Video", probably because he wanted other people who watched the news to be fooled as well.
……
Liu Shuang shook his head and was speechless to Zhang Zhong in the video.
He saw the video while taking the subway. Because he paid too much attention to the contents of that magical book, he even sat for a stop, but he didn't expect the book to be reedited by Zhang.
Good or bad.
Putting the phone in his pocket, Liu Shuang took the subway back for one stop, and then went to Nanfang Bookstore.
He came earlier, and there were not too many people in the bookstore. As a regular customer of the Southern Bookstore, he went directly through the first floor to the fifth floor. He knew that there must be new books there.
When he reached the fifth floor, he saw the new book "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" released today.
He quickly took a copy and went to check out, then quickly ran to take a seat by the window, and his new book reading journey officially started.
happy april fools day everyone
(End of this chapter)
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