The emperor who covers the sky spares his life

Chapter 43
Xu Yuan frowned tightly in the mirror, with an unbearable expression on his face.

"Are you going to start?" Gu Xiaofan and the three of them stared at the mirror intently, afraid that they might miss some wonderful content in the blink of an eye.

But at the hot spring, Xu Yuan finally couldn't suppress it anymore.

There was a whistling sound, and a jet of yellow water sprayed out from under his buttocks.

"Fuck!"

Xu Yuan felt a little guilty, and immediately looked around. He found that both Xu Heng and Chen De were still resting with their eyes closed, and they didn't notice anything strange about him, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

However, before he finished his breath, his stomach made a gurgling sound again, as if the river was overwhelmed.

"I don't have diarrhea early, I don't have diarrhea when I play, but I have diarrhea at this time. If I let my elder brother know that I have diarrhea in the hot spring, he will laugh at me for the rest of my life."

Xu Yuan clenched his teeth and wanted to stand up, but the moment he moved, the strong aura was like a torrent, instantly sweeping through his whole body.

"I am a dignified monk in the secret realm of the Dao Palace, so I can't help it if I don't believe it!"

Xu Yuan turned around slowly, pawing his hands on the stones at the edge of the hot spring, not even daring to breathe.

At this moment, his face became extremely ferocious, resisting the suffocating Xiangyi, he moved his body, trying to stand up.

Emperor Tian lived up to Laxiangren, he bowed his body and stood up slowly.

At this moment, Xu Heng moved his nose a few times and smelled a strange smell, so he opened his eyes to see what was going on.

As a result, as soon as he opened his eyes, what he saw was Xu Yuan's big white butt.

"Xu Yuan, what the hell are you doing, why don't you soak in the hot spring well, what are you doing with your ass on me, you owe me a kick!"

Xu Yuan opened his mouth, but he still didn't reply in the end. At this moment, his stomach was already full of galloping horses.

"Damn it, it's only the last bit!"

Xu Yuan mobilized his spiritual power and held his breath, trying to suppress the overwhelming Xiangyi in his body.

It's a pity that the success fell short, he just raised his leg, and before he had time to take a step, he couldn't hold back completely, and started to run down.

With the sound of puffing, strings of yellow liquid rushed out cheerfully.

The yellow stream went straight down three thousand feet, and no one knew it was flying.

Xu Heng, who was sitting across from him, stared in a daze with the strength of alcohol, and was half a beat slow in reacting to Fei Xiang, and just like that, he was shot in the head by... Fei Xiang.

"Xu Yuan, are you still young? Playing this mentally handicapped game, what did you pour on me? Why is it still sticky?"

Xu Yuan wiped his face, put it under his nose and smelled it, his pupils shrank sharply, and immediately raised his head to look at Xu Yuan's buttocks, and immediately went berserk:

"Xu Yuan, damn it, you know what you're doing, shit, I'm disgusting to death..."

Knowing that he was in trouble, Xu Yuan couldn't care about anything else, so he jumped over the dragon's gate with all his strength.

With all his strength, he jumped out of the hot spring, and like a diver who made a mistake, he fell straight to the ground.

"Puff, puff..."

I saw a series of Huangxiang flying out in response, and flew precisely into Xu Heng's mouth that was opened wide by the roar.

"Brother, I'm sorry, I...I really can't help it, my stomach hurts so much, I...I'm dying, I really...I'm dying..."

Xu Yuan lay on the ground with a ferocious face, his hands tightly covering his buttocks.

He worked very hard, trying to suppress the feces monkey that was jumping happily through his Wuzhishan.

However, how can the fake Wuzhishan suppress the shit monkey who has already formed an unstoppable trend?
I saw the astonishing number of Xiangshui galloping happily from between his fingers, accompanied by the playing, puff, puff, the vigor, bark, full.

Xu Heng, who had been headshot twice by Xiangshui, couldn't take it anymore.

Suppressing his nausea, he plunged into the hot spring, trying to wash off the dirt on his body.

But at this moment, Chen De's stomach started growling with a dazed expression, and he also exploded.

Puff, puff...

The water in the hot spring instantly turned yellow.

And Xu Heng, who was hiding under the water, was completely dyed yellow.

"You two bastards, I want to..."

Just halfway through the conversation, Xu Heng also started to have a fit.

Without saying a word, he stood up and ran outside, spraying while running, spraying and running, that scene was so spectacular!
Following the Xu brothers, Chen De also quickly left the hot spring, completely messed up.

The three of them were running, jumping, and lying down, all in different postures.

But the same thing is that with the sound of puffing, strings of Huangxiang flew out from the buttocks, splashing everywhere.

"Damn it, damn it..." Xu Heng couldn't say anything else at all.

As soon as he spoke, a bunch of Huang Xiang would immediately start spraying, so he could only damn, damn vent his anger.

And Xu Yuan was even worse. After the fish leaped over the dragon gate, he couldn't get up and kept lying on the ground.

Originally, this was nothing, but after Xu Heng and Chen De left the hot spring and joined Xiang Xiang's army, he was in bad luck.

Those who come out to mess around will eventually have to pay back.

Xu Yuan, who shot Xu Heng with two precise headshots, quickly greeted him with his present report.

The strings of joyful and leaping Huang Xiang fell on him like a torrential rain, and his whole body was full of horror.

Seeing this scene in the mirror, Gu Xiaofan and the others looked at each other, really didn't know what to say.

If they really wanted to say something, there might only be one sentence that could describe their mood at this moment.

Disgusting fucking opens the door to disgusting, disgusting home!
"Damn it, don't let me know which bastard drugged me, I will definitely tear him to pieces!"

Xu Heng has already realized that he has been drugged, and he is roaring hysterically while spraying.

The chaos in the hot spring finally alarmed the waiter who was waiting outside to be dispatched.

"What happened at the hot spring? Why is it such a mess?"

The waiter couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he sneaked to the hot spring, put his feet on his feet to look inside, and was stunned.

I rely on!What are they doing? Is it a jet contest?
And Xu Yuan, who was sprayed with Xiangshui all over his body, finally couldn't bear it anymore after holding back for so long.

"Extraordinary!"

After a roar, under the horrified eyes of the shop waiter, a surge jumped more than ten feet high, spreading all over the hot spring.

One foot high, one foot high, if you can pull Xiang to a height of one foot, you can apply for the highest record of flying since there is shit.

Xu Yuan is such a man!

Witnessing this situation, the waiter in the shop was shocked.

He left quietly, and then said in an unbelievable tone: "Those three distinguished guests, were they practicing some kind of peerless magic skill just now?"

(This chapter is adapted from a funny joke. I would like to share it with you. I hope that book friends who are eating and drinking water will not blame me. I also ask for recommendation tickets and five-star praise...)
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