Datang god-level small farmer
Chapter 45 Offended by the sky, you have a big face?
Chapter 45 Offended by the sky, you have a big face?
Although it is against Confucian etiquette to propose marriage hastily, it seems that there is nothing wrong with the descendants of the peasant family and the ancient etiquette of the teacher...
But is that all?
Li Shimin felt a little reconciled, and when he was hesitating what to do, Cheng Chubi asked curiously from the side.
"Then what does it mean that I want to have a monkey with you?"
As a new registered disciple of the farm family, Cheng Chubi is serious about studying, how can such a good learning opportunity be missed?
Li Shimin's face, which had just eased up a little bit, suddenly became gloomy again.
Liu Zian looked at Cheng Chubi, the corner of his mouth twitched, and finally resisted the urge to kick him.
"This is the special language used by our master to propose marriage. It means family harmony, many children and grandchildren..."
"Oh——yes, yes, yes, the elders of the farm family are indeed as intelligent as the sea, unfathomable. There are many monkeys, and they are also clever—"
Cheng Chubi was suddenly blessed, and suddenly realized, write it down, write it down, as a qualified apprentice of the farm family, this kind of common sense must be written down.
Princess Changle was still listening curiously at the side at first, but she was no longer embarrassed to listen here, she covered her face and ran into the tent and refused to come out again—the cool tent, sweet ice cream, and Only a fool can go out if he can sneak a peek...
This horse wants to be a monkey with his own girl?
The more Li Shimin thought about it, the angrier he became. Can anyone be a monkey with his own girl?
Nonsence!
"My daughter is the sweet girl of heaven, how can a cat or a dog at random can get her hands on her?"
Li Shimin glanced at Liu Zian with a sullen face.
"Besides, just you, why marry my daughter?"
The rules of the teacher's school are the rules of the teacher's school, but I can't marry my daughter to you, a poor boy, just because your teacher wants to experience the natural heart.
Liu Zian thought about it, raised his head and asked a question tentatively.
"I'm handsome..."
I bother!
Li Shimin didn't speak, and stood beside Liu Zian with his hands behind his back, without saying a word, but just looked down at this shameless young man in front of him with disdain.
Liu Zian tried his best to straighten out his small chest, but soon lost his strength.Although he didn't want to admit it, he had to admit a cruel fact - no one likes Li Ershuai...
But that demeanor without anger and prestige is incomparable.
But, bah—do men live by their faces?
shameless!
"Not only am I handsome, I'm also talented—"
"Yes, yes, Zian is still talented, and the poems he wrote are even approved by the old Fang Xuanling!"
Cheng Yaojin hurriedly played the side drum for Liu Zian, Li Shimin glanced at Liu Zian quite unexpectedly.
"You can still write poems? What poems did you write, tell me—"
"At noon on the day of hoeing, the sweat dripped into the soil. Who knows that the food on the plate, Lili, Lili, is also hard for Lili..."
Finally memorized it, Cheng Yaojin couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.Reciting poems is indeed an anti-human thing, this thing is really too difficult...
"Cough cough—it's hard work for every grain, hard work for every grain..."
Liu Zian hurried to save the scene, and a good poem was completely ruined by this old guy.
"Well—yes, it's not easy to understand the common people, but it's in line with your identity as a farm heir, and you haven't read books for so many years..."
Li Shimin's face softened a lot, at least he was a motivated young man.
"There are many talented people in my Tang Dynasty, and the young talents are like crucian carp crossing the river. Just because of this, you want to be my son-in-law?"
Changle is the eldest princess of the empire, she has already appointed eldest Sun Chong's son-in-law, how can she just marry such a young man casually?
But Liu Zian is not bad in appearance, has some talents, and is a good seedling from the farm family. Li Shimin is unwilling to refuse too bluntly, so as not to hinder his development in farm culture.
How to make him retreat in spite of difficulties and make a decent exit?
Looking at Liu Zi'an who looked expectant, Li Shimin's heart suddenly moved.
"If you want to marry my princess, you must pass my three tests. Do you dare to try?"
Must dare!
Although I don't know if that is my Xin'er, but what if it is?
Even if not, I can't accept someone who looks exactly like my Xin'er marrying someone else.
"Your Majesty, please tell—"
If you want someone else's daughter to have a monkey with you, how can you do it without showing some sincerity? Ordinary people still have to get a gift.Liu Zian nodded and agreed without hesitation.
"The first thing is to help the court solve the food shortage problem within one year."
After Li Shimin finished speaking, he looked at Liu Zian with his eyes, and thought to himself that it's time to get out of trouble now, right?
Unexpectedly, Liu Zian's face relaxed when he heard the words, and he immediately responded with a pat on his chest.Still a problem, this is basically a sub-question, okay?
Even Cheng Yaojin and Cheng Chubi and the others showed relaxed and happy expressions, what the hell is this?
Where did they get their confidence?Could it be because of the potatoes grown outside?But even if these potatoes are high-yielding, it is not of much use if an acre of land can be hit with three to five stones.
This thing can't grow in the air. If you grow more of it, you have to grow less of the others. If you come and go again, it won't change the overall situation.
But Liu Zian's reaction was too weird.Li Shimin kept muttering in his heart.
Could it be that they have some means that I don't know about?
Although Mr. Cheng pretended to be crazy and foolish every day, he never fought uncertain battles. No, this problem might be a bit unsafe, and there must be another one. Thinking of this, he winked at Wang De to clear the field.
Wang Dexin understood, stepped forward and chased away Xu Dechuan and others like flies.When Cheng Chubi and the others winked to show off their superiority, Wang De came over and started chasing them away...
"Recently, some young people have used the frequent occurrence of natural disasters to slander me, saying that it is I who committed the crimes of heaven, which led to frequent disasters and the deaths of the people.
Repeatedly put pressure on me with the righteousness of the well-being of the common people in the world, asking me to issue an edict of sinning myself and apologize to heaven-do you have a way to deal with it? "
Li Shimin has recently been driven into schizophrenia by this problem.
As a hero of a generation, he naturally wouldn't believe the bullshit remarks that he was wronged by the heavens because of his injustice.
But if he said no, since he ascended the throne, disasters have been frequent, leaving him speechless and unable to explain.Even recently, he has been thinking about whether he has really been guilty of the crime...
Liu Zian couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and blamed heaven - why is your face so big, does God have time to talk to you?
"What do you mean?"
Seeing Liu Zian roll his eyes, Li Shimin became angry on the spot, what kind of attitude is this.
"The students want to say that those people are purely rogue logic, Xia Jiba is nonsense. The way of heaven runs and has its own laws. How can it be changed by the actions of the world?
Your Majesty, let them go back and dig through the history books to see if there was no natural disaster in that dynasty, why should they be guilty of sin when they come to His Majesty?Why don't they say it's because they have done too many bad things—"
(End of this chapter)
Although it is against Confucian etiquette to propose marriage hastily, it seems that there is nothing wrong with the descendants of the peasant family and the ancient etiquette of the teacher...
But is that all?
Li Shimin felt a little reconciled, and when he was hesitating what to do, Cheng Chubi asked curiously from the side.
"Then what does it mean that I want to have a monkey with you?"
As a new registered disciple of the farm family, Cheng Chubi is serious about studying, how can such a good learning opportunity be missed?
Li Shimin's face, which had just eased up a little bit, suddenly became gloomy again.
Liu Zian looked at Cheng Chubi, the corner of his mouth twitched, and finally resisted the urge to kick him.
"This is the special language used by our master to propose marriage. It means family harmony, many children and grandchildren..."
"Oh——yes, yes, yes, the elders of the farm family are indeed as intelligent as the sea, unfathomable. There are many monkeys, and they are also clever—"
Cheng Chubi was suddenly blessed, and suddenly realized, write it down, write it down, as a qualified apprentice of the farm family, this kind of common sense must be written down.
Princess Changle was still listening curiously at the side at first, but she was no longer embarrassed to listen here, she covered her face and ran into the tent and refused to come out again—the cool tent, sweet ice cream, and Only a fool can go out if he can sneak a peek...
This horse wants to be a monkey with his own girl?
The more Li Shimin thought about it, the angrier he became. Can anyone be a monkey with his own girl?
Nonsence!
"My daughter is the sweet girl of heaven, how can a cat or a dog at random can get her hands on her?"
Li Shimin glanced at Liu Zian with a sullen face.
"Besides, just you, why marry my daughter?"
The rules of the teacher's school are the rules of the teacher's school, but I can't marry my daughter to you, a poor boy, just because your teacher wants to experience the natural heart.
Liu Zian thought about it, raised his head and asked a question tentatively.
"I'm handsome..."
I bother!
Li Shimin didn't speak, and stood beside Liu Zian with his hands behind his back, without saying a word, but just looked down at this shameless young man in front of him with disdain.
Liu Zian tried his best to straighten out his small chest, but soon lost his strength.Although he didn't want to admit it, he had to admit a cruel fact - no one likes Li Ershuai...
But that demeanor without anger and prestige is incomparable.
But, bah—do men live by their faces?
shameless!
"Not only am I handsome, I'm also talented—"
"Yes, yes, Zian is still talented, and the poems he wrote are even approved by the old Fang Xuanling!"
Cheng Yaojin hurriedly played the side drum for Liu Zian, Li Shimin glanced at Liu Zian quite unexpectedly.
"You can still write poems? What poems did you write, tell me—"
"At noon on the day of hoeing, the sweat dripped into the soil. Who knows that the food on the plate, Lili, Lili, is also hard for Lili..."
Finally memorized it, Cheng Yaojin couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.Reciting poems is indeed an anti-human thing, this thing is really too difficult...
"Cough cough—it's hard work for every grain, hard work for every grain..."
Liu Zian hurried to save the scene, and a good poem was completely ruined by this old guy.
"Well—yes, it's not easy to understand the common people, but it's in line with your identity as a farm heir, and you haven't read books for so many years..."
Li Shimin's face softened a lot, at least he was a motivated young man.
"There are many talented people in my Tang Dynasty, and the young talents are like crucian carp crossing the river. Just because of this, you want to be my son-in-law?"
Changle is the eldest princess of the empire, she has already appointed eldest Sun Chong's son-in-law, how can she just marry such a young man casually?
But Liu Zian is not bad in appearance, has some talents, and is a good seedling from the farm family. Li Shimin is unwilling to refuse too bluntly, so as not to hinder his development in farm culture.
How to make him retreat in spite of difficulties and make a decent exit?
Looking at Liu Zi'an who looked expectant, Li Shimin's heart suddenly moved.
"If you want to marry my princess, you must pass my three tests. Do you dare to try?"
Must dare!
Although I don't know if that is my Xin'er, but what if it is?
Even if not, I can't accept someone who looks exactly like my Xin'er marrying someone else.
"Your Majesty, please tell—"
If you want someone else's daughter to have a monkey with you, how can you do it without showing some sincerity? Ordinary people still have to get a gift.Liu Zian nodded and agreed without hesitation.
"The first thing is to help the court solve the food shortage problem within one year."
After Li Shimin finished speaking, he looked at Liu Zian with his eyes, and thought to himself that it's time to get out of trouble now, right?
Unexpectedly, Liu Zian's face relaxed when he heard the words, and he immediately responded with a pat on his chest.Still a problem, this is basically a sub-question, okay?
Even Cheng Yaojin and Cheng Chubi and the others showed relaxed and happy expressions, what the hell is this?
Where did they get their confidence?Could it be because of the potatoes grown outside?But even if these potatoes are high-yielding, it is not of much use if an acre of land can be hit with three to five stones.
This thing can't grow in the air. If you grow more of it, you have to grow less of the others. If you come and go again, it won't change the overall situation.
But Liu Zian's reaction was too weird.Li Shimin kept muttering in his heart.
Could it be that they have some means that I don't know about?
Although Mr. Cheng pretended to be crazy and foolish every day, he never fought uncertain battles. No, this problem might be a bit unsafe, and there must be another one. Thinking of this, he winked at Wang De to clear the field.
Wang Dexin understood, stepped forward and chased away Xu Dechuan and others like flies.When Cheng Chubi and the others winked to show off their superiority, Wang De came over and started chasing them away...
"Recently, some young people have used the frequent occurrence of natural disasters to slander me, saying that it is I who committed the crimes of heaven, which led to frequent disasters and the deaths of the people.
Repeatedly put pressure on me with the righteousness of the well-being of the common people in the world, asking me to issue an edict of sinning myself and apologize to heaven-do you have a way to deal with it? "
Li Shimin has recently been driven into schizophrenia by this problem.
As a hero of a generation, he naturally wouldn't believe the bullshit remarks that he was wronged by the heavens because of his injustice.
But if he said no, since he ascended the throne, disasters have been frequent, leaving him speechless and unable to explain.Even recently, he has been thinking about whether he has really been guilty of the crime...
Liu Zian couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and blamed heaven - why is your face so big, does God have time to talk to you?
"What do you mean?"
Seeing Liu Zian roll his eyes, Li Shimin became angry on the spot, what kind of attitude is this.
"The students want to say that those people are purely rogue logic, Xia Jiba is nonsense. The way of heaven runs and has its own laws. How can it be changed by the actions of the world?
Your Majesty, let them go back and dig through the history books to see if there was no natural disaster in that dynasty, why should they be guilty of sin when they come to His Majesty?Why don't they say it's because they have done too many bad things—"
(End of this chapter)
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