Super electric eel clone

Chapter 57 So Delicious

"Sing? What song to sing?" Zhang Xueyang was stunned, why fishing for sharks had nothing to do with singing.

The little beauty said angrily: "...you..."

"Dizzy~ What's wrong with me?" Chen Fan spread his hands innocently: "You said you couldn't catch it, and you asked me to take off my clothes and run around the deck three times!!"

"Brother Chen, what the hell is going on? Why are you singing and taking off your clothes at the same time? I'm so confused!"

"The reason is very simple, it's like this..." Chen Fan roughly explained what happened just now.

"Yes, sing, just sing "People in the Northeast Are All Lives"!" Zhang Xueyang's rogue-faced rogue said, "Little girl, since you promised her something, you must agree. Let's take Brother Chen's personality as an example." , if he loses, he will definitely take off his clothes and run around the deck three times."

"Sing!"

"Sing it!"

"We don't laugh!"

The tourists watching the bustle all around were those who feared that the world would not be chaotic, and each of them had more positive expressions than Chen Fan, the person involved.

The little beauty's face turned from red to blue, from blue to white, and finally turned into a strong sense of grievance on her face: "Sing, sing~ But you are not allowed to laugh when you hear~"

"Don't laugh, promise not to laugh~"

The surrounding crowd all looked serious, as if they were going to visit a monument to heroes, rather than listening to a very funny song.

"Lao Zhang was driving to the Northeast, and he crashed! The driver who caused the accident was a hooligan and ran away! Thanks to a man from the Northeast, he was sent to the hospital for five stitches! It's all right..." The little beauty's vermilion lips parted slightly, and she uttered a crisp and perfect song song……

At the beginning, the faces of the surrounding crowd could barely maintain a serious face, only a few people covered their mouths desperately to keep themselves silent.

however……

When the little beauty sang: "We are all from the Northeast, our specialty is Korean ginseng, our pork is tons of vermicelli..."!

The crowd around suddenly burst into earth-shattering laughter, and what's more, they just held their stomachs and laughed.This includes Chen Fan and the others.

"...You...you, didn't you agree not to laugh?" The little beauty had a sullen and shy expression on her face.

"Ah...haha..." Her answer was a burst of more intense and louder laughter.

"...Humph..." The little beauty stomped her toes, and with a red peach-like face, she pushed away the crowd and ran into the cabin.

"Haha~ Xiao Mian, fight with me!" Chen Fan bragged about his pioneering feat: "Brother, my shark fishing skills are so proficient!"

"Ha~ha~ Brother Chen, you are so fucking energetic!" Zhang Xueyang held his stomach and laughed for a long time before recovering, and gave a thumbs up.

"Hehe, so-so!" Chen Fan smiled sinisterly: "Brother Zhang, let's go to the box!"

Chen Fan couldn't stand those surprised eyes cast over him,
"Let's go, let's go! We'll ask the chef to chop up this shark and drink it." Zhang Xueyang put his arms around Chen Fan's shoulder and laughed non-stop.

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"I can't tell, Brother Chen, you still have such abilities. Shark fishing is not something ordinary people can do." Sitting in the box, Zhang Xueyang said while eating nuts: "Last year in Huangbo Bay, There was a fisherman who drove a two-seater speedboat to catch sharks, using an alloy hook and steel wire tied to the boat. As a result, the shark was caught, but the boat was also pulled over. "

"That's his stupidity!" Chen Fan casually tossed a roasted hickory nut into his mouth: "He dares to tie the fishing line to the boat when fishing for sharks. He thinks his boat is an American aircraft carrier?"

"Well, Brother Chen is still the best. Sharks weighing two hundred catties can play well." Zhang Xueyang patted the nut shell residue on his hand: "I have already asked the waiter to cook the sharks, tsk tsk, thresher sharks have big tails. Make it up!"

"Huh..." Chen Fan leaned on the sofa with his head in his arms, with a relaxed expression on his face.

"Duuuuuuuuuu..." There was a knock on the door.

"Come in!"

Two waitresses came in pushing a dining cart, and one of them winked at Chen Fan, then pointed to the porcelain cup on the dining cart and said, "Hello, sir, this jar of shark fin soup is from the one I bet with you just now." The girl did it herself, and she asked me to tell you that the song will not be sung for the time being, and I will leave it to you to make it up when you come next time."

"Ouch... Ouch..." Zhang Xueyang raised his eyebrows at Chen Fan with a smile: "That girl is reluctant to part with you, she must be trying to find an excuse so that you can come again next time."

"gab!"

Hurry up and serve the food, my stomach is going to be hungry. "

"Okay!" The two waiters skillfully filled the tea table with all kinds of food, then bent down and said "Please take your time", and pushed the dining car away.

"Let me ask about this little beauty's craftsmanship!" Chen Fan couldn't help but pick up the porcelain cup and sniff it with his nose.

"Tsk tsk, it smells so good..." Chen Fan was intoxicated.

Zhang Xueyang also sniffed, then immediately grabbed the spoon next to it and filled a bowl for everyone: "Come, come, let's see if that girl's handicraft is as beautiful as her appearance.

The milky white fish soup with tender bamboo shoots immediately attracted the taste buds of several people. After a while, the whole bowl of shark fin soup was sucked upside down by several people.

"It's delicious~ it's delicious~" Chen Fan held a piece of shark fin cartilage in his mouth, sucked the last trace of essence, smashed his mouth, and spit out the last piece of chewed and rotten connective tissue!
"Yeah~" Zhang Xueyang also had a look of unfinished thoughts: "After all, the food made by the pretty girl is better than those greasy chefs."

"By the way, let's quickly eliminate the other food, then go to open an entertainment box and sing first, and when it's evening, we'll call some nightclub models over."

"Yeah!" Chen Fan agreed easily, but he had already expected it in his heart!

A few of them were young and strong boys, and there were more than ten dishes of exquisite and delicious meals, and none of them were wiped out.

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"Come on, Brother Chen, let's go sing and play!" Zhang Xueyang hiccupped and took the lead to cross to the door.

Going out the door and turning left, Zhang Xueyang went to the bar and muttered for a while, then a leader in white overalls led them to a private room on the second floor next to the sea.

This private room is bigger and more luxurious than the one where we ate just now. After entering the door, there is an aisle leading to the separate toilet, and the walls are covered with azure mosaic decorations.

At the corner, there is a huge piece of glass that is ten meters long and two meters high. Through the light green glass, you can have a panoramic view of the boundless sea in front of you.

Sitting on the leather sofa and looking at the dreamy rear-projection wall in front of them, Chen Fan and Wang Bing looked like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden—the eyes were dazzled!
"What song is Brother Chen singing?" Zhang Xueyang didn't invite the princess in the box, but went directly to the battle.

"Sing it yourself, I'm born with tone deafness, and I can't stand the song I sing." Chen Fan waved his hand, singing?That would be despised.

"What about Brother Wang?" Zhang Xueyang didn't force Chen Fan, and turned to Wang Bing.

"Me?" Wang Bing pointed to his nose, and after receiving Zhang Xueyang's affirmation, he said in embarrassment, "I can only sing "Little Bai Yang" and "We Serve as Soldiers", and the singing is super ugly."

"Khan..." Zhang Xueyang scratched his hair helplessly. Neither of them liked to sing, so it would be boring to sing alone.

"How about this~"

After hesitating for a while, Zhang Xueyang stood up and said, "It's really weird for us elders to sing, so why don't I go to Mommy to arrange a night show model now!"

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PS: Ask for tickets, ask for collection, ask for money...

(End of this chapter)