Chapter 317
In the pet shop, Hao Yun took out all the money from the cash register, put it in front of Boss Chang, and said with a smile: "Brother, the breeding fee you gave me is 1000 yuan, and I will return it to you three times now."
Boss Chang, who was originally satisfied with Hao Yun's flattery, suddenly darkened when he saw the few change notes and coins on the table, and stared at him unkindly.
Hao Yun hurriedly explained: "This is 190 yuan, and the remaining 880 yuan. I will add your WeChat account and pay it back to you in installments."
Boss Chang remained expressionless, still staring at him coldly.
Hao Yun smiled all over his face: "Alipay is also fine."
As if he couldn't bear Hao Yun's cheeky behavior any longer, Boss Chang picked up the coins and threw them at him one by one, and said angrily, "Did you think we were here to extort money!?"
"No no!"
"Did you think we were here to extort money? Ah! Shameless! My daughter has been abused and played with by others. I just ignore this little money? Today I will let you know what is forever." Lost my love!"
Boss Chang took a one-meter-long watermelon knife from the younger brother beside him, and kept gesticulating on the neck of the border collie.
"Brother, I have been with the dog for ten years, please be merciful! Give me a way to survive, brother! Brother, listen to me, brother, don't, brother..." Hao Yun could only desperately plead and stop.
Jingle Bell.
At the critical moment, the doorbell of the pet shop rang.
Zhang Jin opened the door and came in and saw this scene, and immediately understood Hao Yun's situation at this moment.
Boss Chang reacted quickly, pretending to be nonchalant and said: "What are you looking at, I've never seen anyone play cosplay!"
The three younger brothers and Hao Yun all stared at him dumbfounded.
This excuse is super strong!
Zhang Jin was also a little speechless: "I have, but I have never seen you so old."
Unconvinced, Boss Chang pointed a knife at him and said, "What do you mean by that? I'm born in the [-]s and you say I'm old? People born in the [-]s still play cosplay, and they're even a star!"
The fat boy asked curiously: "Brother, which post-[-]s star plays cosplay?"
"It's the one in Hollywood...the one who, by the way, Donnie the Carrot, said that he likes Iron Man very much, and also posts some cosplay pictures wearing Iron Man's suit on Twitter and Washbasin every day." Chang Boss said.
"..." Zhang Jin, Hao Yun and the three younger brothers looked at each other, and the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became a little delicate.
Hao Yun asked cautiously, "That...Brother, have you seen Iron Man?"
"I haven't seen it, what's the matter? What we're talking about isn't Iron Man, it's cosplay, isn't it!" Chang Boss said disapprovingly.
"First of all, the star you mentioned is called Robert Downey Jr., not Little Carotou. Secondly, he is the actor who plays Iron Man, and those he posted are still photos, not cosplay pictures." Others dare not say, but Zhang Jin Don't be afraid of Boss Chang.
"What did you say!?" Boss Chang stared.
Seeing that the situation was wrong, Hao Yun hurried out to smooth things over. If Boss Chang got upset and became popular in his pet shop, how would he do business in the future!And who will pay for something broken?Boss Chang!Are you kidding me?
"Big brother, don't be angry big brother, he's talking nonsense, don't take it to heart, it's the little carrot head!"
After comforting Boss Chang here, he turned to persuade Zhang Jin on the other side.
"Brother, don't say a few words. By the way, what are you doing here?"
Zhang Jin knew that Hao Yun had such a calm and cautious personality, so he said, "Oh, I found a Garfield outside. I wonder if it came from your pet shop?"
Hao Yun's eyes immediately fell on the fat Garfield, and a smirk suddenly flashed across his face!
Huang Jiafei was pinched by the back of fate's neck by Zhang Jin, and he couldn't escape. When he saw Hao Yun's wretched smile with malicious intentions, he secretly screamed in his heart!
"Meow--"
"Paul! He ran out to play again, didn't he?" Hao Yun reached out and hugged Garfield, and held it up to Boss Chang, "Brother, it's Paul!"
Boss Chang was a little surprised and said, "There is really Paul?"
Hao Yun hit the iron while it was hot: "Actually, there is something I have been embarrassed to say. Angela fell in love with a little wild cat when she first came here. Their feelings really touched me at the time, but I found that I was really too naive. Well, when it comes to dating, everyone pays attention to being well-matched, let alone a cat. I won't say much, just give me a day, and I promise you will be a purebred Garfield's grandfather smoothly! "
"One day?" Boss Chang raised his eyebrows.
"Okay?" Hao Yun asked weakly.
Boss Chang nodded, picked up more than 100 change bills on the table and signaled, "Forward the rest to me on WeChat tomorrow!"
"Of course, no problem. Brother, you go slowly!" Hao Yun hugged Garfield and sent Boss Chang and others away.
Perhaps because of Zhang Jin's presence, the behavior of Chang Boss angrily smashing the advertising screen in the original plot did not happen.
After seeing off Boss Chang, Hao Yun was completely relieved, turned back to the pet shop, and said to Zhang Jin: "Brother, thanks to your timely appearance this time, otherwise the consequences will be unpredictable! I owe you a favor, In the future, if you have any difficult and miscellaneous diseases, you can come to my doctor, and I promise... I will give you a [-]% discount!"
I thought you promised not to take my money, but I overestimated you!
Zhang Jin complained in his heart, and then said: "Since the trouble has been solved, then return the cat to me."
"What nonsense are you talking about? This is a cat from my pet shop. Its name is Paul!" Hao Yun thought he was joking.
"This is my cat, not yours. I just lent it to you to help you out of trouble." Zhang Jin said.
"Brother, are you serious?"
"Of course, if you don't believe me, you can ask it yourself and see if it answers." Zhang Jin pointed to Garfield and said to Hao Yun.
"Just kidding, how could the cat agree to you!" Hao Yun shook his head and smiled disapprovingly.
Zhang Jin said directly to Garfield: "Huang Jiafei, if you don't want me to send you to the Bureau of Motion Control, tell him that you are my cat."
Faced with Zhang Jin's threat, Huang Jiafei felt 1 scumbags in his heart, but finally he had no choice but to give in, and said in human terms: "Yes, I am his cat."
Hao Yun was stunned suddenly, and looked down at Garfield in his arms in amazement, who was also looking at him, so scared that he quickly threw Garfield out!
"The cat actually speaks human language! The cat actually speaks human language! Did you hear that, did you hear that!? Monsters! There are monsters!"
Hao Yun circled back and forth in the pet shop like a headless fly, and in the end he could only hide in the corner and shiver like the fourth master of the border collie dog!
Zhang Jin quickly grabbed Huang Jiafei who wanted to take the opportunity to escape, and lifted the fat cat up: "Did I let you run away, be honest!"
Being pinched by the back of fate's neck again, Huang Jiafei said helplessly and anxiously: "Brother, our identities have been exposed, if we don't move, the Bureau will come soon!"
"It's just right, wait for the people from the Bureau of Motion Management to come and erase his memory." Zhang Jin pointed at Hao Yun and said casually.
"His memory will be cleared by the Bureau of Animal Control. It doesn't matter if we are here or not. Brother, I have done everything you asked me to do. Just let me go this time." Huang Jiafei begged for mercy.
Hao Yun, who was trembling in the corner, listened to the conversation between the two, feeling confused, "Movement Management Bureau?"Erase memory?And talking Garfield! ?
I'm just a third-rate veterinarian who runs a pet clinic. Although I advertise falsely and have a sincere face of cheating, I'm still a good citizen who abides by the law!I have provoked someone, why did such a strange thing happen?
Jingle Jingle!
The pet shop's doorbell rang again.
Zhang Jin and Hao Yun turned their heads and saw a short-haired woman wearing jeans, a dark green jacket, and a pair of khaki mark boots, walking in with a black umbrella.
Zhang Jin recognized the person who came at a glance, classmate Wu Ai'ai, inspector of the security team of the third sub-bureau of the Mingde Movement Management Bureau.
Wu Aiai took a quick look at the pet shop, looked at Hao Yun who was huddled in the corner suspiciously, and finally saw Garfield in Zhang Jin's arms, her eyes suddenly lit up!Click, the black umbrella folded down and turned into a gun, pointing at the Garfield cat.
"No one is allowed to move!"
"..." Hao Yun swallowed. Although he felt strange about the woman's use of an umbrella as a weapon, it was his only chance to escape the current predicament!
He made a decisive decision, rushed out from the corner, ran behind the other party, pointed to Zhang Jin and said, "That's them! This cat is a monster, and it can talk! And there must be something wrong with this person. He knows that this cat can talk. Talk! What nonsense are you talking about about the Bureau of Motion Control and memory erasure? Beauty, you hold on first, I will call 110 immediately to call the police!"
"..."
Zhang Jin, Wu Aiai, and Huang Jiafei looked at Hao Yun who was frantically pulling out his cell phone in silence.
Zhang Jin coughed lightly and said, "Stop beating, the beauty in front of you is Detective Wu from the Bureau of Motion Control."
Hao Yun's dialing fingers froze immediately. He slowly raised his head and glanced at Wu Aiai. After seeing the cold eyes of the other party, he silently put away the phone, then slowly lay down on the ground, closed his eyes, and turned his head.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Wu Aiai lightly kicked Hao Yun who was on the ground.
"I guess he is playing dead." Huang Jiafei said.
"Shut up! Is it your turn to be a fugitive?" Wu Aai poked Huang Jiafei's chubby belly with her umbrella, looked at Zhang Jin and said, "Give him to me, and show me your ID."
Zhang Jin did as he said.
Wu Aiai gave Huang Jiafei a prisoner's collar, and said to Hao Yun who was lying on the ground, "Hey, get up, find me a cat cage, don't pretend to be dead! Our BOD won't shoot humans, and wait You won’t remember these things after your memory is erased. If you don’t get up again, I will grab you together.”
"Oh! Hao Yizhen Pet Clinic is happy to serve you. The cat cage is right, wait a moment!" Hao Yun cheated the corpse in an instant, got up from the ground with a grin and said with a smile on his face.
While Hao Yun was looking for the cat cage, Wu Aiai opened the letterhead Zhang Jin handed over, looked at him while looking at him and said: "Zhang Jin, a hamster spirit, from Modu, was transferred to the third sub-bureau of Mingde City. Intern detective. You are the intern that was rumored to be coming? Why did you appear in this pet shop and you even caught Huang Jiafei!"
"Would you believe me if I said it was a coincidence?" Zhang Jin laughed.
At this time, Hao Yunpidianpidian hurried over from the house carrying a pink plastic cat cage: "Inspector Wu, the cat cage you want is here, pink!"
"I'm a male cat, what do you mean by getting fans for me?!" Huang Jiafei couldn't help but said.
Hao Yun stared at the talking Garfield, and boldly said, "I want Inspector Wu to look good with it, can't I?"
"Okay, how much is it!" Wu Aiai interrupted the conversation of the two, and asked while putting Huang Jiafei in the cat cage.
Hao Yun smiled and said: "No money, I will give it to Detective Wu for free. Detective Wu catches monsters and maintains the peace of the world, and he has done a lot of good deeds. How dare I take money!"
Wu Aiai shook her head and said, "How can that be done? Our Bureau of Motion Control never takes money from the people in handling cases. I will pay you how much it is."
"588."
"How much?" Wu Aiai was taken aback for a moment.
"How about giving you a [-]% discount?"
"How much?" Wu Aiai asked, staring at him.
"58... right." Hao Yun's eyes drifted.
Huang Jiafei in the cage couldn't stand it anymore, and threatened, "You still want to make money when your death is imminent! You idiot!"
As soon as these words came out, Hao Yun immediately said firmly: "58 yuan, thank you for your patronage!"
Wu Aiai cast a contemptuous glance at him, directly scanned the WeChat code to pay, and then took out a broadcaster and pointed it at Hao Yun: "I paid the money too, come here now to receive amnestics."
"Does it hurt?" Hao Yun looked at the two of them, swallowed, "This is my first time, I'm a little nervous."
Wu Aiai was communicating with colleagues in the bureau to debug the time and place of memory erasure, so she didn't have time to pay attention to him.
Zhang Jin joked: "Don't be nervous, you will get used to it in the future."
"What, what do you mean?"
"It means that this is your first time, but it will definitely not be the last time. If you feel comfortable, you can come a few more times." Zhang Jin laughed.
"Can you still feel comfortable after erasing your memory? I don't read much, so don't lie to me." Hao Yun looked skeptical.
"Don't worry, I just invite you to listen to the song, and you will forget it after listening to it." Wu Aiai finally finished debugging, and pointed the radio speaker at Hao Yun, "Start playing the brainwashing divine song!"
A strong accompaniment of square dance and earthy mixed style sounded, followed by singing combined with shouting singing.
"...All three uncles and two aunts are walking. We are happiest when we are together with music. We forget all the unpleasant things yesterday. Today we are all walking... Boom boom boom boom boom..."
The song lasted for half a minute, and Hao Yun was sluggish for half a minute.
"It's done! You help me get the cat cage and take my car back to the bureau." Wu Aiai turned off the radio speaker and said to Zhang Jin.
Zhang Jin didn't leave, but pointed at Hao Yun, deliberately dispelling him and saying, "Why do I think he didn't succeed in brainwashing, he is deliberately pretending to be stupid for us to see!"
"Huh? Impossible!" Wu Aiai turned her head to look at Hao Yun, and waved her hand in front of his eyes, "Hey, wake up, the brainwashing is over! Look, do you still know us?"
Hao Yun asked with a blank face: "Who are you? Why did you appear in my shop? Are you here to see a doctor for this Garfield cat?"
Before Wu Aiai could speak, Zhang Jin said first: "We are from the community police station. You are suspected of stealing this valuable Garfield. Now the evidence is solid. Please follow us back to the police station. You will face tens of thousands of yuan in compensation."
Hao Yun immediately retorted subconsciously: "Nonsense! Don't think that you can cheat me of money just by brainwashing me. You picked this cat up, and it's still a monster!"
As soon as the words fell, he was stunned immediately, shit, it was tricked!
"I'm telling you, he's pretending to be stupid." Zhang Jin said to Wu Aiai.
Wu Aiai looked surprised: "What's the situation? Why hasn't he been brainwashed to forget these things! Could it be that something went wrong with the broadcast? No, I have to try again!"
(End of this chapter)
In the pet shop, Hao Yun took out all the money from the cash register, put it in front of Boss Chang, and said with a smile: "Brother, the breeding fee you gave me is 1000 yuan, and I will return it to you three times now."
Boss Chang, who was originally satisfied with Hao Yun's flattery, suddenly darkened when he saw the few change notes and coins on the table, and stared at him unkindly.
Hao Yun hurriedly explained: "This is 190 yuan, and the remaining 880 yuan. I will add your WeChat account and pay it back to you in installments."
Boss Chang remained expressionless, still staring at him coldly.
Hao Yun smiled all over his face: "Alipay is also fine."
As if he couldn't bear Hao Yun's cheeky behavior any longer, Boss Chang picked up the coins and threw them at him one by one, and said angrily, "Did you think we were here to extort money!?"
"No no!"
"Did you think we were here to extort money? Ah! Shameless! My daughter has been abused and played with by others. I just ignore this little money? Today I will let you know what is forever." Lost my love!"
Boss Chang took a one-meter-long watermelon knife from the younger brother beside him, and kept gesticulating on the neck of the border collie.
"Brother, I have been with the dog for ten years, please be merciful! Give me a way to survive, brother! Brother, listen to me, brother, don't, brother..." Hao Yun could only desperately plead and stop.
Jingle Bell.
At the critical moment, the doorbell of the pet shop rang.
Zhang Jin opened the door and came in and saw this scene, and immediately understood Hao Yun's situation at this moment.
Boss Chang reacted quickly, pretending to be nonchalant and said: "What are you looking at, I've never seen anyone play cosplay!"
The three younger brothers and Hao Yun all stared at him dumbfounded.
This excuse is super strong!
Zhang Jin was also a little speechless: "I have, but I have never seen you so old."
Unconvinced, Boss Chang pointed a knife at him and said, "What do you mean by that? I'm born in the [-]s and you say I'm old? People born in the [-]s still play cosplay, and they're even a star!"
The fat boy asked curiously: "Brother, which post-[-]s star plays cosplay?"
"It's the one in Hollywood...the one who, by the way, Donnie the Carrot, said that he likes Iron Man very much, and also posts some cosplay pictures wearing Iron Man's suit on Twitter and Washbasin every day." Chang Boss said.
"..." Zhang Jin, Hao Yun and the three younger brothers looked at each other, and the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became a little delicate.
Hao Yun asked cautiously, "That...Brother, have you seen Iron Man?"
"I haven't seen it, what's the matter? What we're talking about isn't Iron Man, it's cosplay, isn't it!" Chang Boss said disapprovingly.
"First of all, the star you mentioned is called Robert Downey Jr., not Little Carotou. Secondly, he is the actor who plays Iron Man, and those he posted are still photos, not cosplay pictures." Others dare not say, but Zhang Jin Don't be afraid of Boss Chang.
"What did you say!?" Boss Chang stared.
Seeing that the situation was wrong, Hao Yun hurried out to smooth things over. If Boss Chang got upset and became popular in his pet shop, how would he do business in the future!And who will pay for something broken?Boss Chang!Are you kidding me?
"Big brother, don't be angry big brother, he's talking nonsense, don't take it to heart, it's the little carrot head!"
After comforting Boss Chang here, he turned to persuade Zhang Jin on the other side.
"Brother, don't say a few words. By the way, what are you doing here?"
Zhang Jin knew that Hao Yun had such a calm and cautious personality, so he said, "Oh, I found a Garfield outside. I wonder if it came from your pet shop?"
Hao Yun's eyes immediately fell on the fat Garfield, and a smirk suddenly flashed across his face!
Huang Jiafei was pinched by the back of fate's neck by Zhang Jin, and he couldn't escape. When he saw Hao Yun's wretched smile with malicious intentions, he secretly screamed in his heart!
"Meow--"
"Paul! He ran out to play again, didn't he?" Hao Yun reached out and hugged Garfield, and held it up to Boss Chang, "Brother, it's Paul!"
Boss Chang was a little surprised and said, "There is really Paul?"
Hao Yun hit the iron while it was hot: "Actually, there is something I have been embarrassed to say. Angela fell in love with a little wild cat when she first came here. Their feelings really touched me at the time, but I found that I was really too naive. Well, when it comes to dating, everyone pays attention to being well-matched, let alone a cat. I won't say much, just give me a day, and I promise you will be a purebred Garfield's grandfather smoothly! "
"One day?" Boss Chang raised his eyebrows.
"Okay?" Hao Yun asked weakly.
Boss Chang nodded, picked up more than 100 change bills on the table and signaled, "Forward the rest to me on WeChat tomorrow!"
"Of course, no problem. Brother, you go slowly!" Hao Yun hugged Garfield and sent Boss Chang and others away.
Perhaps because of Zhang Jin's presence, the behavior of Chang Boss angrily smashing the advertising screen in the original plot did not happen.
After seeing off Boss Chang, Hao Yun was completely relieved, turned back to the pet shop, and said to Zhang Jin: "Brother, thanks to your timely appearance this time, otherwise the consequences will be unpredictable! I owe you a favor, In the future, if you have any difficult and miscellaneous diseases, you can come to my doctor, and I promise... I will give you a [-]% discount!"
I thought you promised not to take my money, but I overestimated you!
Zhang Jin complained in his heart, and then said: "Since the trouble has been solved, then return the cat to me."
"What nonsense are you talking about? This is a cat from my pet shop. Its name is Paul!" Hao Yun thought he was joking.
"This is my cat, not yours. I just lent it to you to help you out of trouble." Zhang Jin said.
"Brother, are you serious?"
"Of course, if you don't believe me, you can ask it yourself and see if it answers." Zhang Jin pointed to Garfield and said to Hao Yun.
"Just kidding, how could the cat agree to you!" Hao Yun shook his head and smiled disapprovingly.
Zhang Jin said directly to Garfield: "Huang Jiafei, if you don't want me to send you to the Bureau of Motion Control, tell him that you are my cat."
Faced with Zhang Jin's threat, Huang Jiafei felt 1 scumbags in his heart, but finally he had no choice but to give in, and said in human terms: "Yes, I am his cat."
Hao Yun was stunned suddenly, and looked down at Garfield in his arms in amazement, who was also looking at him, so scared that he quickly threw Garfield out!
"The cat actually speaks human language! The cat actually speaks human language! Did you hear that, did you hear that!? Monsters! There are monsters!"
Hao Yun circled back and forth in the pet shop like a headless fly, and in the end he could only hide in the corner and shiver like the fourth master of the border collie dog!
Zhang Jin quickly grabbed Huang Jiafei who wanted to take the opportunity to escape, and lifted the fat cat up: "Did I let you run away, be honest!"
Being pinched by the back of fate's neck again, Huang Jiafei said helplessly and anxiously: "Brother, our identities have been exposed, if we don't move, the Bureau will come soon!"
"It's just right, wait for the people from the Bureau of Motion Management to come and erase his memory." Zhang Jin pointed at Hao Yun and said casually.
"His memory will be cleared by the Bureau of Animal Control. It doesn't matter if we are here or not. Brother, I have done everything you asked me to do. Just let me go this time." Huang Jiafei begged for mercy.
Hao Yun, who was trembling in the corner, listened to the conversation between the two, feeling confused, "Movement Management Bureau?"Erase memory?And talking Garfield! ?
I'm just a third-rate veterinarian who runs a pet clinic. Although I advertise falsely and have a sincere face of cheating, I'm still a good citizen who abides by the law!I have provoked someone, why did such a strange thing happen?
Jingle Jingle!
The pet shop's doorbell rang again.
Zhang Jin and Hao Yun turned their heads and saw a short-haired woman wearing jeans, a dark green jacket, and a pair of khaki mark boots, walking in with a black umbrella.
Zhang Jin recognized the person who came at a glance, classmate Wu Ai'ai, inspector of the security team of the third sub-bureau of the Mingde Movement Management Bureau.
Wu Aiai took a quick look at the pet shop, looked at Hao Yun who was huddled in the corner suspiciously, and finally saw Garfield in Zhang Jin's arms, her eyes suddenly lit up!Click, the black umbrella folded down and turned into a gun, pointing at the Garfield cat.
"No one is allowed to move!"
"..." Hao Yun swallowed. Although he felt strange about the woman's use of an umbrella as a weapon, it was his only chance to escape the current predicament!
He made a decisive decision, rushed out from the corner, ran behind the other party, pointed to Zhang Jin and said, "That's them! This cat is a monster, and it can talk! And there must be something wrong with this person. He knows that this cat can talk. Talk! What nonsense are you talking about about the Bureau of Motion Control and memory erasure? Beauty, you hold on first, I will call 110 immediately to call the police!"
"..."
Zhang Jin, Wu Aiai, and Huang Jiafei looked at Hao Yun who was frantically pulling out his cell phone in silence.
Zhang Jin coughed lightly and said, "Stop beating, the beauty in front of you is Detective Wu from the Bureau of Motion Control."
Hao Yun's dialing fingers froze immediately. He slowly raised his head and glanced at Wu Aiai. After seeing the cold eyes of the other party, he silently put away the phone, then slowly lay down on the ground, closed his eyes, and turned his head.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Wu Aiai lightly kicked Hao Yun who was on the ground.
"I guess he is playing dead." Huang Jiafei said.
"Shut up! Is it your turn to be a fugitive?" Wu Aai poked Huang Jiafei's chubby belly with her umbrella, looked at Zhang Jin and said, "Give him to me, and show me your ID."
Zhang Jin did as he said.
Wu Aiai gave Huang Jiafei a prisoner's collar, and said to Hao Yun who was lying on the ground, "Hey, get up, find me a cat cage, don't pretend to be dead! Our BOD won't shoot humans, and wait You won’t remember these things after your memory is erased. If you don’t get up again, I will grab you together.”
"Oh! Hao Yizhen Pet Clinic is happy to serve you. The cat cage is right, wait a moment!" Hao Yun cheated the corpse in an instant, got up from the ground with a grin and said with a smile on his face.
While Hao Yun was looking for the cat cage, Wu Aiai opened the letterhead Zhang Jin handed over, looked at him while looking at him and said: "Zhang Jin, a hamster spirit, from Modu, was transferred to the third sub-bureau of Mingde City. Intern detective. You are the intern that was rumored to be coming? Why did you appear in this pet shop and you even caught Huang Jiafei!"
"Would you believe me if I said it was a coincidence?" Zhang Jin laughed.
At this time, Hao Yunpidianpidian hurried over from the house carrying a pink plastic cat cage: "Inspector Wu, the cat cage you want is here, pink!"
"I'm a male cat, what do you mean by getting fans for me?!" Huang Jiafei couldn't help but said.
Hao Yun stared at the talking Garfield, and boldly said, "I want Inspector Wu to look good with it, can't I?"
"Okay, how much is it!" Wu Aiai interrupted the conversation of the two, and asked while putting Huang Jiafei in the cat cage.
Hao Yun smiled and said: "No money, I will give it to Detective Wu for free. Detective Wu catches monsters and maintains the peace of the world, and he has done a lot of good deeds. How dare I take money!"
Wu Aiai shook her head and said, "How can that be done? Our Bureau of Motion Control never takes money from the people in handling cases. I will pay you how much it is."
"588."
"How much?" Wu Aiai was taken aback for a moment.
"How about giving you a [-]% discount?"
"How much?" Wu Aiai asked, staring at him.
"58... right." Hao Yun's eyes drifted.
Huang Jiafei in the cage couldn't stand it anymore, and threatened, "You still want to make money when your death is imminent! You idiot!"
As soon as these words came out, Hao Yun immediately said firmly: "58 yuan, thank you for your patronage!"
Wu Aiai cast a contemptuous glance at him, directly scanned the WeChat code to pay, and then took out a broadcaster and pointed it at Hao Yun: "I paid the money too, come here now to receive amnestics."
"Does it hurt?" Hao Yun looked at the two of them, swallowed, "This is my first time, I'm a little nervous."
Wu Aiai was communicating with colleagues in the bureau to debug the time and place of memory erasure, so she didn't have time to pay attention to him.
Zhang Jin joked: "Don't be nervous, you will get used to it in the future."
"What, what do you mean?"
"It means that this is your first time, but it will definitely not be the last time. If you feel comfortable, you can come a few more times." Zhang Jin laughed.
"Can you still feel comfortable after erasing your memory? I don't read much, so don't lie to me." Hao Yun looked skeptical.
"Don't worry, I just invite you to listen to the song, and you will forget it after listening to it." Wu Aiai finally finished debugging, and pointed the radio speaker at Hao Yun, "Start playing the brainwashing divine song!"
A strong accompaniment of square dance and earthy mixed style sounded, followed by singing combined with shouting singing.
"...All three uncles and two aunts are walking. We are happiest when we are together with music. We forget all the unpleasant things yesterday. Today we are all walking... Boom boom boom boom boom..."
The song lasted for half a minute, and Hao Yun was sluggish for half a minute.
"It's done! You help me get the cat cage and take my car back to the bureau." Wu Aiai turned off the radio speaker and said to Zhang Jin.
Zhang Jin didn't leave, but pointed at Hao Yun, deliberately dispelling him and saying, "Why do I think he didn't succeed in brainwashing, he is deliberately pretending to be stupid for us to see!"
"Huh? Impossible!" Wu Aiai turned her head to look at Hao Yun, and waved her hand in front of his eyes, "Hey, wake up, the brainwashing is over! Look, do you still know us?"
Hao Yun asked with a blank face: "Who are you? Why did you appear in my shop? Are you here to see a doctor for this Garfield cat?"
Before Wu Aiai could speak, Zhang Jin said first: "We are from the community police station. You are suspected of stealing this valuable Garfield. Now the evidence is solid. Please follow us back to the police station. You will face tens of thousands of yuan in compensation."
Hao Yun immediately retorted subconsciously: "Nonsense! Don't think that you can cheat me of money just by brainwashing me. You picked this cat up, and it's still a monster!"
As soon as the words fell, he was stunned immediately, shit, it was tricked!
"I'm telling you, he's pretending to be stupid." Zhang Jin said to Wu Aiai.
Wu Aiai looked surprised: "What's the situation? Why hasn't he been brainwashed to forget these things! Could it be that something went wrong with the broadcast? No, I have to try again!"
(End of this chapter)
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Rural Dad
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Demon Slayer: I, a ghoul, save the regret!
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Born a dragon, I'm sorry?
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Dragon Ball: Starting reward: 10 times the damage-free Kaio-ken
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I traveled through time and space and became a yellow-haired person, determined to stay away from th
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Starting concept talent: Starting from Naruto to conquer the world
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