I, Naruto, will never be the Virgin

Chapter 31 The First Exam
As soon as Naruto finished saying this, more than 100 eyes from the entire classroom focused on him full of murderous intent.

Sakura hugged Naruto's neck from behind, and complained: "What are you talking about? Don't cause trouble for us."

Naruto felt the softness from behind, leaned back, turned around and said, "But what I'm telling is the truth!"

Sensing Naruto's strangeness, Sakura blushed and let go of her hand quickly.

Sasuke also wanted to complain, but couldn't help thinking of the scene where he was defeated by Naruto six times, so he kept silent and snorted coldly.

At this moment, suddenly three figures jumped out from the crowd and rushed towards the people in front of the classroom.

The nine newcomers were startled, they all thought that these three came to beat up Naruto because of what Naruto said just now.

But it wasn't until the next second that the three ninjas who jumped out suddenly went straight for the actor.

It turned out that the film emperor Dou accidentally said a word just now: Yinyin Village is the newly established, insignificant and smallest ninja village.

It was this big truth that made the three Yinnin village tricks to kill the actor.

The actor must have a word MMP in his heart, but he didn't know whether he should say it or not.

I guess he was thinking like this:

"Master Orochimaru asked the three of you to deal with Sasuke, it's good for you, fuck me first."

It's a pity that these three Yinnin Village tricksters didn't know that the film emperor pocket was their boss's personal secretary, otherwise they would never have the guts to do something to the secretary!Don't want to live anymore?

Of course, they don't even know that their boss, Orochimaru, has been among the candidates and is watching this scene with great interest!
Naruto couldn't help laughing out loud.

The film emperor Dou suppressed the MMP in his heart, tried his best to control the natural reaction of the body, and spared no effort to put a sea of ​​water on the three Yin Ninjas.

Then he endured a sound attack abruptly, his glasses shattered, and he vomited out involuntarily.

It's really a dog, these voice ninjutsu in Yinyin Village were developed by him and Orochimaru together!
Naruto couldn't help but shook his head when he saw the three rampant Oto ninjas. No wonder these three guys were later used as sacrifices for reincarnation in the original book. It must be because they offended the film emperor Dou!
Alas, there are really three guys who don't know how to live or die.

At this moment, a large cloud of smoke suddenly appeared in front of the classroom:

"Give me some peace, all you trash!"

As soon as this remark came out, the whole classroom became serious.

It turned out that the main examiner of the first round, Ibiki Morino, appeared with many examiners.

"Did you come here after seeing enough drama outside?" Naruto sneered in his heart.

Next, the first written test begins.

Naruto held the number plate, sat in the front seat with a smile on his face, and turned to look at his future daughter-in-law Hinata next to him: "Wife, can you do me a favor?"

Naruto knew that the other party would not refuse, so without waiting for the other party's answer, he reached under the table with his right hand and brought out a cute little cat.

Then put the little cat on Hinata's thin shoulders. , raised an eyebrow at him: "Thank you, wife."

"We, let's work together, Naruto!" Hinata blushed, lowered her head and said in a soft voice.

"Okay, Hinata, don't worry about the first exam, I will protect you when you wait for the second exam!"

When all the candidates were seated and got the test papers, the chief examiner, Ibiki Morino, began to announce the next test rules.

"1. Each candidate has a total of 10 points and needs to answer 10 written test questions. One point will be deducted for each wrong answer."

Hearing this, Sakura involuntarily looked at Naruto in front, gloating and thinking:
Naruto the idiot will definitely get a 0, and I will get a perfect score and pass the exam without a hitch.

Although Naruto defeated Sasuke many times during the period after graduation, it was only in terms of combat power.

Sakura and the others knew what his written test scores were like during the six years at Ninja School.

"2. Whether you are qualified or not will be calculated based on the total test scores of the three members of the team!"

Hearing this sentence, Sakura, who was gloating just now, fell headfirst on the table, her heart filled with despair.

"3. During the exam, once cheating is discovered by the examiner, two points will be deducted each time. That is to say, some people may not be able to complete all the questions before they will get zero points and have to withdraw from the exam."

"Since you are ninjas, you have to take the test like an excellent ninja!" Morino Ibiki said these words with deep meaning.

At this moment, Sakura was repeatedly calculating in her mind. According to the results of her and Sasuke, even if Naruto scored 0 points, the three of them would pass this exam, right?

"4. If one person in the team scores 0 points, the whole team will be judged as disqualified!"

As soon as the words fell, Sakura and Sasuke's expressions changed suddenly, and they all looked at Naruto full of killing intent.

"5. Question 10 will be given 45 minutes after the start of the test."

"Okay, the exam time is one hour, start now!"

As soon as the words fell, all the candidates looked down at the test papers on the table.

Although Naruto knew the true purpose of this exam, he was still very interested in examining the content of the Ninja written exam.

So I still buried myself in the test paper, feeling like I was taking the test in my previous life.

According to the habit of his previous life, he started to look at the first question, first did what he knew, and then went back and finally did what he couldn't.

Question 1, code text.

"Cipher code? Does Morse code count? No? Next question."

The second question, B of the parabola in Figure [-], stands on a tree with a height of [-] meters. Figure [-] has drawn the maximum range of ninja A's shuriken. Question: What are the characteristics of the opponent's ninja?

"Damn it! I actually took out the mental questions of the new generation of primary school students in the previous life! No! Next question!"

The third question, mechanical energy analysis?

"What is mechanics? If I kick you, I will be hurt while you are hurting? No! Next question!"

……

The eighth question, aromatic compounds... no!
Question [-], no!

Naruto put down his pen, raised his head and showed a helpless smile: "Sure enough, I don't know a single question in the ninja written test."

At the same time, Sasuke also found himself unable to answer a question.

Xueba Xiaoying found that the exam questions were too difficult, and I am afraid that only she can answer all the questions in the exam room.

Soon, the two clever heads noticed the abnormality and discovered the real purpose of this exam.

Other ninjas have also discovered this one after another.

So, a free large-scale cheating performance was staged in the next examination room.

First of all, there are junior cheaters, some rely on pet dogs, some listen to the sound to distinguish characters, some send fly spies, and some use the principle of reflection.

Then there are intermediate cheaters, some rely on white eyes to see through, some rely on Sharingan to copy, some use the technique of turning around to enter Sakura's body, and some use sand eyes.

Finally, our senior players came out.

He raised his hand and yelled that I needed to go to the toilet, and then he was taken to WC by an invigilator.

In the toilet, the invigilator's shame was off...

It turned out that he was just a puppet, and he mixed in with many invigilators in advance.

In fact, Naruto most wanted to know how Orochimaru, who was among the candidates, cheated...

In the examination room, some people were eliminated one after another, some were dragged out crying and screaming, and some were not convinced and provoked the examiner, and then they were walled off.

After Hinata finished, he wanted Naruto to copy his test paper, but Naruto refused. He smiled and pointed to the little cat on Hinata's shoulder.

The little cat suddenly turned into a puff of smoke with a bang and disappeared, and at the same time, Hinata's answer to the test paper appeared in Naruto's mind.

Clone Jutsu and Transformation Jutsu are both Naruto's best ninjutsu.

Soon, Morino Ibiki began to announce the last question.

But before that, he asked candidates to choose whether they were sure they wanted to answer the tenth question.

If you choose not to answer, the three-person team will be eliminated immediately and leave the examination room; but if you choose to answer, but the answer is not correct, the three-person team can only be a lifetime of tolerance.

This is purely Morinoi Hibiki using his method of torturing the enemy, which will put enormous psychological pressure on many candidates.

Sure enough, after Ibiki Morino finished speaking, candidates soon began to raise their hands to announce that they would not answer the tenth question and quit.

Seeing this, Naruto was immediately dissatisfied.

In his opinion, these candidates are his precious points. If these candidates quit now, how can he kill them to get points in the second exam?

(End of this chapter)