I really don't want to be a god.
Chapter 145
Chapter 145
Ilona said hehe: "I just listened to a joke." Chen Xiaojian said: "It's up to you. But now I want to let you know that those things you are proud of are nothing in front of me. , EA888 is simply rubbish in my eyes.”
After hearing this last sentence, the expressions of all the engineers changed. The EA888 engine is the star of the Volkswagen Group. It has the most advanced technology in the world and is the real pillar of the Volkswagen Group.Such a model that is enough to be recorded in the annals of history is actually called garbage, even the boss can't be so unreasonable.
Immediately, more than half of the engineers stood up and asked Chen Xiaojian together: "I'm sorry boss, please take back what you just said, EA888 is not rubbish, it has the most advanced technology in the world, he is the representative of German industrial technology, and is the leader of our group. The main model is the painstaking effort of all of us."
Chen Xiaojian said: "Okay then, let me ask you, what's the matter with burning engine oil? Don't tell me it's intentional. Burning more engine oil is to protect the life and power of the engine."
A group of people suddenly blushed and their necks were thick, and they were speechless.The fact that the engine burns oil is indeed an eternal pain in the hearts of German engineers. They can make the most sophisticated instruments in the world, but they can't solve such a small and inconspicuous problem.
Of course, there is no perfect, absolutely perfect existence in the world.For example, Honda, which is known as the world's number one in engine technology, buys an engine and gives it to a car, and there is also an increase in oil.
Therefore, it is not terrible to have problems, and the flaws are not concealed. EA888 is still a world-class star engine, and many unique technologies are indeed leading the world.I'm afraid of the so-called public relations, which is obviously a flaw, but insists on beautifying it into an advantage, which is a bit shameless.
They're all techies at their purest, naturally ashamed of such things.
At this time, Ilona said: "So what, the flaws are not concealed, and the Japanese Honda has increased engine oil. No engine in this world is perfect."
This is an undeniable fact. Technical problems cannot be solved in a few words. It requires a lot of capital investment and continuous research and development and experiments by engineers.
But for Chen Xiaojian, this problem is too simple. Just design a three-stage oil-gas separator to solve 90% of the problems, which can be said to be immediate.
Of course, that's what Sora told him just now, otherwise he wouldn't even know what an oil-gas separator is based on what he has in his stomach.
But there is no way, the life of cheating is so tough.Chen Xiaojian opened his arms in surprise, stared and sighed: "Oh my God, Munich Industry? Full scholarship? EA888's number one designer? Where is the technology you are so proud of? Is it true that even such a small problem can be solved? no?"
Ilona's face turned red immediately, she regretted what she said just now and gave her opponent an opportunity.But after thinking about it, can such a person with no skills at all be called an opponent?He doesn't understand anything at all.
Thinking about it, he immediately relaxed again, calmed down, and said: "Yes, I really can't solve it, but can you solve it?" He couldn't help sneering again, obviously thinking that this is an impossible thing.
When the others heard this, yes, you are a second-generation ancestor who doesn't understand anything, what would you do, and why would you mock us.
But when they heard a very confident sentence: "What are you betting on?" Everyone was taken aback immediately.
Ilona said: "Are you sure you are not joking with me?" Chen Xiaojian said: "If I can't solve it, I will apologize to you in public. If I solve it, you will be my woman. Of course, no The kind of emotion, in the words of our Chinese people, is to be my cannon stand."
Ilona frowned, with a murderous look in her eyes, she clenched her hands and said, "Are you insulting me?" Chen Xiaojian shook his right index finger, and said, "No, no, no, I'm serious, I just want to see By that time, will you still be as arrogant as you are now?"
All the people present were adults, who could not understand the meaning of these words, and each and every one of them had a look of anticipation on their faces.Of course Ling Siyu was an exception, she was blushing a little now, and always felt that what she said meant something else.
Ilona laughed back angrily, with a sarcasm on the corner of her mouth: "Sure enough, you are a waste who only thinks about women, well, you can bet, but if you can't, you have to kneel down and kowtow to me to admit your mistake, how about it? "
The smile on Chen Xiaojian's face immediately subsided, and said: "It's not that good, just do as I say." Ilona stared and said: "Why, it's not fair!" Chen Xiaojian said: "You have no choice "Ilona hehe, with a look of disdain, no one can force her to do anything.
But at this moment, Chen Xiaojian stepped forward and pulled him into his arms. Ilona was shocked immediately: "What are you doing, let me go! Bastard!" She stretched out her hand and scratched.
Chen Xiaojian wanted to scare him, but he found that the hand feeling everywhere was really good, he moved to the red ear and said, "Believe it or not, I'm going to fight in front of everyone right now?" Straightened his lower body.
Where did I have such intimate contact with a man, Ilona was already in a state of confusion, she was terrified by these words, and said anxiously: "Okay, okay, can I promise you?"
Hearing this, Chen Xiaojian immediately let go of the person, and quickly stabilized his mind. The current self is simply too inflated. When he saw a beautiful woman, he couldn't help it. Just now, he really had the urge to turn those words into reality. If it goes on like this, it will really go crazy.
Good!Good!I, Chen, am not that kind of person.
Ilona tidied her clothes in a panic, her face was still red, and she wished she could just find a seam in the ground and get in.She wanted to run, but she didn't want to let it go.He wanted to go up and fight this bastard who thought lightly of himself, but when he thought of the situation where he couldn't break free just now, he felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart.
After all, this is not my own territory, even if we fight, we won't be able to fight.
At this time, that goddamn shameless bastard said again: "Don't think about running away, then even if I can't solve this problem, others won't be able to say anything. After all, you were the one who fled before the battle."
The first time Ilona was choked, she was completely speechless, and finally snorted coldly to ease her previous embarrassment.Chen Xiaojian smiled slightly, and said to Diss who was still in a daze: "Help me prepare a computer, and I'll just help you redesign an oil-gas separator. This kind of thing is too simple."
Diss came back to his senses, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes." The dream that had been hidden in his heart for a long time was shattered and lost.
(End of this chapter)
Ilona said hehe: "I just listened to a joke." Chen Xiaojian said: "It's up to you. But now I want to let you know that those things you are proud of are nothing in front of me. , EA888 is simply rubbish in my eyes.”
After hearing this last sentence, the expressions of all the engineers changed. The EA888 engine is the star of the Volkswagen Group. It has the most advanced technology in the world and is the real pillar of the Volkswagen Group.Such a model that is enough to be recorded in the annals of history is actually called garbage, even the boss can't be so unreasonable.
Immediately, more than half of the engineers stood up and asked Chen Xiaojian together: "I'm sorry boss, please take back what you just said, EA888 is not rubbish, it has the most advanced technology in the world, he is the representative of German industrial technology, and is the leader of our group. The main model is the painstaking effort of all of us."
Chen Xiaojian said: "Okay then, let me ask you, what's the matter with burning engine oil? Don't tell me it's intentional. Burning more engine oil is to protect the life and power of the engine."
A group of people suddenly blushed and their necks were thick, and they were speechless.The fact that the engine burns oil is indeed an eternal pain in the hearts of German engineers. They can make the most sophisticated instruments in the world, but they can't solve such a small and inconspicuous problem.
Of course, there is no perfect, absolutely perfect existence in the world.For example, Honda, which is known as the world's number one in engine technology, buys an engine and gives it to a car, and there is also an increase in oil.
Therefore, it is not terrible to have problems, and the flaws are not concealed. EA888 is still a world-class star engine, and many unique technologies are indeed leading the world.I'm afraid of the so-called public relations, which is obviously a flaw, but insists on beautifying it into an advantage, which is a bit shameless.
They're all techies at their purest, naturally ashamed of such things.
At this time, Ilona said: "So what, the flaws are not concealed, and the Japanese Honda has increased engine oil. No engine in this world is perfect."
This is an undeniable fact. Technical problems cannot be solved in a few words. It requires a lot of capital investment and continuous research and development and experiments by engineers.
But for Chen Xiaojian, this problem is too simple. Just design a three-stage oil-gas separator to solve 90% of the problems, which can be said to be immediate.
Of course, that's what Sora told him just now, otherwise he wouldn't even know what an oil-gas separator is based on what he has in his stomach.
But there is no way, the life of cheating is so tough.Chen Xiaojian opened his arms in surprise, stared and sighed: "Oh my God, Munich Industry? Full scholarship? EA888's number one designer? Where is the technology you are so proud of? Is it true that even such a small problem can be solved? no?"
Ilona's face turned red immediately, she regretted what she said just now and gave her opponent an opportunity.But after thinking about it, can such a person with no skills at all be called an opponent?He doesn't understand anything at all.
Thinking about it, he immediately relaxed again, calmed down, and said: "Yes, I really can't solve it, but can you solve it?" He couldn't help sneering again, obviously thinking that this is an impossible thing.
When the others heard this, yes, you are a second-generation ancestor who doesn't understand anything, what would you do, and why would you mock us.
But when they heard a very confident sentence: "What are you betting on?" Everyone was taken aback immediately.
Ilona said: "Are you sure you are not joking with me?" Chen Xiaojian said: "If I can't solve it, I will apologize to you in public. If I solve it, you will be my woman. Of course, no The kind of emotion, in the words of our Chinese people, is to be my cannon stand."
Ilona frowned, with a murderous look in her eyes, she clenched her hands and said, "Are you insulting me?" Chen Xiaojian shook his right index finger, and said, "No, no, no, I'm serious, I just want to see By that time, will you still be as arrogant as you are now?"
All the people present were adults, who could not understand the meaning of these words, and each and every one of them had a look of anticipation on their faces.Of course Ling Siyu was an exception, she was blushing a little now, and always felt that what she said meant something else.
Ilona laughed back angrily, with a sarcasm on the corner of her mouth: "Sure enough, you are a waste who only thinks about women, well, you can bet, but if you can't, you have to kneel down and kowtow to me to admit your mistake, how about it? "
The smile on Chen Xiaojian's face immediately subsided, and said: "It's not that good, just do as I say." Ilona stared and said: "Why, it's not fair!" Chen Xiaojian said: "You have no choice "Ilona hehe, with a look of disdain, no one can force her to do anything.
But at this moment, Chen Xiaojian stepped forward and pulled him into his arms. Ilona was shocked immediately: "What are you doing, let me go! Bastard!" She stretched out her hand and scratched.
Chen Xiaojian wanted to scare him, but he found that the hand feeling everywhere was really good, he moved to the red ear and said, "Believe it or not, I'm going to fight in front of everyone right now?" Straightened his lower body.
Where did I have such intimate contact with a man, Ilona was already in a state of confusion, she was terrified by these words, and said anxiously: "Okay, okay, can I promise you?"
Hearing this, Chen Xiaojian immediately let go of the person, and quickly stabilized his mind. The current self is simply too inflated. When he saw a beautiful woman, he couldn't help it. Just now, he really had the urge to turn those words into reality. If it goes on like this, it will really go crazy.
Good!Good!I, Chen, am not that kind of person.
Ilona tidied her clothes in a panic, her face was still red, and she wished she could just find a seam in the ground and get in.She wanted to run, but she didn't want to let it go.He wanted to go up and fight this bastard who thought lightly of himself, but when he thought of the situation where he couldn't break free just now, he felt a sense of powerlessness in his heart.
After all, this is not my own territory, even if we fight, we won't be able to fight.
At this time, that goddamn shameless bastard said again: "Don't think about running away, then even if I can't solve this problem, others won't be able to say anything. After all, you were the one who fled before the battle."
The first time Ilona was choked, she was completely speechless, and finally snorted coldly to ease her previous embarrassment.Chen Xiaojian smiled slightly, and said to Diss who was still in a daze: "Help me prepare a computer, and I'll just help you redesign an oil-gas separator. This kind of thing is too simple."
Diss came back to his senses, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes." The dream that had been hidden in his heart for a long time was shattered and lost.
(End of this chapter)
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