I really don't want to be a god.
Chapter 1 I'm Getting Married
Chapter 1 I'm Getting Married
July.
In Jiangcheng, it has been rainy for half a month.
The front of the Linjiang Food Street is deserted and empty.
In a barbecue restaurant with a standard door plate with two large characters of "BBQ", a young man wearing autumn clothes, long trousers, and a pair of flip-flops is sitting at the dining table.
He held the phone with both hands, stared at the game screen on the phone very intently, and kept shouting: "Miao ad, Miao ad, protect me!"
But at this moment, a text message popped up from the notification bar of his phone.
The young man was in a hurry, and the character he was controlling went straight to the enemy's face, and was beaten to death in an instant. His teammates immediately scolded:
"Stupid than Hou Yi, you are the only piece of trash still playing ads?"
"Caibi, hang up the phone and go!"
Then a series of asterisks appeared in the chat box, obviously greeting family members, but they were blocked by the system.
Teammates' doubts, accusations, and insults are not important. The team battle and game that was supposed to be won were all disrupted by this text message. This is a promotion match. Chen Xiaojian can't wait to kill the guy who sent the text message.
If it was normal, Chen Xiaojian would definitely use one spray at this time to make these trolls doubt life.
But there is no way, the promotion competition is very crucial, he cursed the [-]th generation of his ancestors all over his mouth, and explained humbly in the game: "I'm sorry everyone, I just got stuck."
However, what greeted him was another burst of furious spray: "Garbage, don't play games on your broken phone, it's a piece of shit!"
Chen Xiaojian's lungs were about to explode, and he directly shielded everyone, out of sight and out of mind, the most important thing at this time was to stabilize his mentality, and everything would be discussed after the promotion was successful.
“叮~”通知栏上突然又冒出来一条短信,心态已经彻底爆炸的陈小剑正要骂娘,却赫然发现短信通知上写着:账户余额超限提示:您的账户*5491*于7月31日10:37余额为1000000000250元。[城市银行]
This is a text message to remind you of changes in bank card balance.
Looking at this string of countless numbers, Chen Xiaojian was startled suddenly, but soon calmed down again, thinking that this must be another trick played by some liar.
However, the slightest fantasy in his heart still drove him to return to the desktop and open this text message.
It seems a bit wrong, there are dozens of almost identical account balance change reminders on top of this text message except for the balance, which is the city bank account he has been using.
上一条短信写着:31日10:37账户*5491*收入1000000000000元。[城市银行]
Could it be true?Are you kidding me?Chen Xiaojian's brain was running fast, and he quickly opened the app of the city bank, entered the password to log in, and then entered the account inquiry interface. The balance interface displayed impressively: 1000000000250.
With his heart pounding, Chen Xiaojian counted the string of numbers carefully, and it turned out to be one trillion!
A trillion!
His right hand unconsciously slapped himself across the face.
It hurts, this slap hurts, which means it's not a dream.
In the next second, Chen Xiaojian immediately jumped up, and then the mobile phone in his hand flew out, hit the floor tiles with a click, and several cracks appeared on the screen.
The newly bought fruit phone, which was only a few months old, cost almost a month's salary. Chen Xiaojian picked up the phone and saw the cracks on the screen, and felt distressed for a while.
But soon, he thought about the balance in the bank card.
Although the screen is cracked, it does not affect the use. I quickly opened WeChat and tried to transfer 1 yuan to the balance, and entered the amount and transaction password. Sure enough, the system prompted that the recharge was successful.
Recharge succeeded!Looking at the 1 yuan in the balance, Chen Xiaojian re-opened the game decisively, called up the chat box, and typed and cursed: "A bunch of idiots, I am playing with you!"
I felt that it was not enough, so I added another: "Fuck you! Go play with your spoon!"
But at this moment, the phone rang suddenly. He picked up the phone and saw that the "little master" on the caller ID was his girlfriend Zhang Xinyue's phone.
Chen Xiaojian was about to share the good news with Zhang Xinyue. It was a coincidence that he quickly connected the phone and said excitedly, "Hey wife, I have it."
Before she could finish her sentence, Zhang Xinyue also said happily on the phone: "Chen Xiaojian, I have good news for you, I'm getting married!"
Chen Xiaojian couldn't help being stunned for a moment, getting married?Are you going to get married?Quickly asked: "What, what do you mean? You're kidding my wife again."
Zhang Xinyue said: "What, what do you mean, who is joking with you, I am getting married tomorrow, why don't you come?"
It's not the first time Zhang Xinyue made this kind of joke, Chen Xiaojian said with a smile: "Stop messing with my wife, let me tell you something serious."
Unexpectedly, Zhang Xinyue's tone suddenly turned positive, and said: "Chen Xiaojian, I'm not joking with you, I really want to get married tomorrow, Nanguo Water Town Hotel, are you coming?"
Chen Xiaojian was stunned for a moment, hearing Zhang Xinyue's words and tone as if he was not joking, he couldn't help asking: "With whom?"
"Zhang Minghai, you know him." Zhang Xinyue said.
The name Chen Xiaojian was too familiar. This person had been pursuing Zhang Xinyue all along, even though Zhang Xinyue was already his girlfriend.
But Zhang Xinyue has always refused, why is she suddenly going to marry this person?
Chen Xiaojian still couldn't believe it, and asked: "Zhang Xinyue, can you stop making trouble, you know I don't like to hear this person's name the most, if you make such jokes again, let's break up."
Of course he just wanted to scare Zhang Xinyue when he said this, but Zhang Xinyue suddenly sneered and said, "Chen Xiaojian, I'm afraid you're an idiot, right? Didn't what I told you clearly enough? We're getting married, do you know? What else do I have to do with you?"
Chen Xiaojian frowned and asked, "Are you serious?"
Zhang Xinyue said: "You seem to be joking with you. Forget it. I'm too lazy to tell you. I'll send you the photo of the invitation later. You can see it yourself." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.
Chen Xiaojian's mind was a little confused, and suddenly there was a message on WeChat, it was a photo sent by Zhang Xinyue.
Opening WeChat, Chen Xiaojian was dumbfounded. It was a photo of an invitation card, and the names of the couple on it were Zhang Xinyue and Zhang Minghai.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Xinyue sent a photo of the unlisted BMW 1 Series, along with a text: "Chen Xiaojian, let's break up. I gave you my first and best youth. I hope you can bless us."
At the first glance of this word, it was as if needles were piercing Chen Xiaojian's heart.
His eye circles began to turn red. At this point, he certainly knew that Zhang Xinyue was not joking with him anymore, and Zhang Xinyue often said a sentence: "If you buy me a BMW, I will marry you."
Chen Xiaojian was suddenly a little dazed, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses, and then smiled self-deprecatingly.
Over the years, he has been wholeheartedly surrounding Zhang Xinyue alone, and even handed over every penny of his salary and bonus, but he never gave any money to his parents.
But since he resigned and started his business, he has been losing money, that is, since then, he has not seen Zhang Xinyue for a long time, and she has been busy all the time, so he can't say anything about it, after all, he is too depressed now No, there is no qualification to ask for anything at all.
But now Zhang Xinyue suddenly told him that he was going to get married, and this kind of bullshit and nonsense actually happened to her. Even if it was a novel, she wouldn't dare to write it like this, would she?Unless the author is an idiot, idiot, brainless!
But this is not fiction, this is fact.
Chen Xiaojian put away his mobile phone and walked out of the store, standing in the drizzle, watching the vehicles coming and going on the street, suddenly there was a roar of engine, and he saw a fiery red Ferrari speeding past, arousing the sky full of excitement. Water mist, chic and handsome.
(End of this chapter)
July.
In Jiangcheng, it has been rainy for half a month.
The front of the Linjiang Food Street is deserted and empty.
In a barbecue restaurant with a standard door plate with two large characters of "BBQ", a young man wearing autumn clothes, long trousers, and a pair of flip-flops is sitting at the dining table.
He held the phone with both hands, stared at the game screen on the phone very intently, and kept shouting: "Miao ad, Miao ad, protect me!"
But at this moment, a text message popped up from the notification bar of his phone.
The young man was in a hurry, and the character he was controlling went straight to the enemy's face, and was beaten to death in an instant. His teammates immediately scolded:
"Stupid than Hou Yi, you are the only piece of trash still playing ads?"
"Caibi, hang up the phone and go!"
Then a series of asterisks appeared in the chat box, obviously greeting family members, but they were blocked by the system.
Teammates' doubts, accusations, and insults are not important. The team battle and game that was supposed to be won were all disrupted by this text message. This is a promotion match. Chen Xiaojian can't wait to kill the guy who sent the text message.
If it was normal, Chen Xiaojian would definitely use one spray at this time to make these trolls doubt life.
But there is no way, the promotion competition is very crucial, he cursed the [-]th generation of his ancestors all over his mouth, and explained humbly in the game: "I'm sorry everyone, I just got stuck."
However, what greeted him was another burst of furious spray: "Garbage, don't play games on your broken phone, it's a piece of shit!"
Chen Xiaojian's lungs were about to explode, and he directly shielded everyone, out of sight and out of mind, the most important thing at this time was to stabilize his mentality, and everything would be discussed after the promotion was successful.
“叮~”通知栏上突然又冒出来一条短信,心态已经彻底爆炸的陈小剑正要骂娘,却赫然发现短信通知上写着:账户余额超限提示:您的账户*5491*于7月31日10:37余额为1000000000250元。[城市银行]
This is a text message to remind you of changes in bank card balance.
Looking at this string of countless numbers, Chen Xiaojian was startled suddenly, but soon calmed down again, thinking that this must be another trick played by some liar.
However, the slightest fantasy in his heart still drove him to return to the desktop and open this text message.
It seems a bit wrong, there are dozens of almost identical account balance change reminders on top of this text message except for the balance, which is the city bank account he has been using.
上一条短信写着:31日10:37账户*5491*收入1000000000000元。[城市银行]
Could it be true?Are you kidding me?Chen Xiaojian's brain was running fast, and he quickly opened the app of the city bank, entered the password to log in, and then entered the account inquiry interface. The balance interface displayed impressively: 1000000000250.
With his heart pounding, Chen Xiaojian counted the string of numbers carefully, and it turned out to be one trillion!
A trillion!
His right hand unconsciously slapped himself across the face.
It hurts, this slap hurts, which means it's not a dream.
In the next second, Chen Xiaojian immediately jumped up, and then the mobile phone in his hand flew out, hit the floor tiles with a click, and several cracks appeared on the screen.
The newly bought fruit phone, which was only a few months old, cost almost a month's salary. Chen Xiaojian picked up the phone and saw the cracks on the screen, and felt distressed for a while.
But soon, he thought about the balance in the bank card.
Although the screen is cracked, it does not affect the use. I quickly opened WeChat and tried to transfer 1 yuan to the balance, and entered the amount and transaction password. Sure enough, the system prompted that the recharge was successful.
Recharge succeeded!Looking at the 1 yuan in the balance, Chen Xiaojian re-opened the game decisively, called up the chat box, and typed and cursed: "A bunch of idiots, I am playing with you!"
I felt that it was not enough, so I added another: "Fuck you! Go play with your spoon!"
But at this moment, the phone rang suddenly. He picked up the phone and saw that the "little master" on the caller ID was his girlfriend Zhang Xinyue's phone.
Chen Xiaojian was about to share the good news with Zhang Xinyue. It was a coincidence that he quickly connected the phone and said excitedly, "Hey wife, I have it."
Before she could finish her sentence, Zhang Xinyue also said happily on the phone: "Chen Xiaojian, I have good news for you, I'm getting married!"
Chen Xiaojian couldn't help being stunned for a moment, getting married?Are you going to get married?Quickly asked: "What, what do you mean? You're kidding my wife again."
Zhang Xinyue said: "What, what do you mean, who is joking with you, I am getting married tomorrow, why don't you come?"
It's not the first time Zhang Xinyue made this kind of joke, Chen Xiaojian said with a smile: "Stop messing with my wife, let me tell you something serious."
Unexpectedly, Zhang Xinyue's tone suddenly turned positive, and said: "Chen Xiaojian, I'm not joking with you, I really want to get married tomorrow, Nanguo Water Town Hotel, are you coming?"
Chen Xiaojian was stunned for a moment, hearing Zhang Xinyue's words and tone as if he was not joking, he couldn't help asking: "With whom?"
"Zhang Minghai, you know him." Zhang Xinyue said.
The name Chen Xiaojian was too familiar. This person had been pursuing Zhang Xinyue all along, even though Zhang Xinyue was already his girlfriend.
But Zhang Xinyue has always refused, why is she suddenly going to marry this person?
Chen Xiaojian still couldn't believe it, and asked: "Zhang Xinyue, can you stop making trouble, you know I don't like to hear this person's name the most, if you make such jokes again, let's break up."
Of course he just wanted to scare Zhang Xinyue when he said this, but Zhang Xinyue suddenly sneered and said, "Chen Xiaojian, I'm afraid you're an idiot, right? Didn't what I told you clearly enough? We're getting married, do you know? What else do I have to do with you?"
Chen Xiaojian frowned and asked, "Are you serious?"
Zhang Xinyue said: "You seem to be joking with you. Forget it. I'm too lazy to tell you. I'll send you the photo of the invitation later. You can see it yourself." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.
Chen Xiaojian's mind was a little confused, and suddenly there was a message on WeChat, it was a photo sent by Zhang Xinyue.
Opening WeChat, Chen Xiaojian was dumbfounded. It was a photo of an invitation card, and the names of the couple on it were Zhang Xinyue and Zhang Minghai.
Immediately afterwards, Zhang Xinyue sent a photo of the unlisted BMW 1 Series, along with a text: "Chen Xiaojian, let's break up. I gave you my first and best youth. I hope you can bless us."
At the first glance of this word, it was as if needles were piercing Chen Xiaojian's heart.
His eye circles began to turn red. At this point, he certainly knew that Zhang Xinyue was not joking with him anymore, and Zhang Xinyue often said a sentence: "If you buy me a BMW, I will marry you."
Chen Xiaojian was suddenly a little dazed, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses, and then smiled self-deprecatingly.
Over the years, he has been wholeheartedly surrounding Zhang Xinyue alone, and even handed over every penny of his salary and bonus, but he never gave any money to his parents.
But since he resigned and started his business, he has been losing money, that is, since then, he has not seen Zhang Xinyue for a long time, and she has been busy all the time, so he can't say anything about it, after all, he is too depressed now No, there is no qualification to ask for anything at all.
But now Zhang Xinyue suddenly told him that he was going to get married, and this kind of bullshit and nonsense actually happened to her. Even if it was a novel, she wouldn't dare to write it like this, would she?Unless the author is an idiot, idiot, brainless!
But this is not fiction, this is fact.
Chen Xiaojian put away his mobile phone and walked out of the store, standing in the drizzle, watching the vehicles coming and going on the street, suddenly there was a roar of engine, and he saw a fiery red Ferrari speeding past, arousing the sky full of excitement. Water mist, chic and handsome.
(End of this chapter)
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