Don't mess with me, I have a universal system
Chapter 135
Chapter 135
Night, eight o'clock.
At the exit of Linshi Railway Station.
Lin Fan and Hua Ying came out in a file.
At the exit of the train station, there are middle-aged aunts and uncles holding hotels and staying everywhere.
As soon as Lin Fan came out.
Immediately, an aunt walked up to Lin Fan's side and whispered, "Handsome guy, do you want to stay here? I have a younger sister."
Lin Fan's eyes lit up immediately, and he asked in a low voice, "Auntie, what kind of little girl is she, the pretty one?"
The aunt saw that he was interested, and immediately showed a look that you understand: "Of course, don't worry, it's absolutely safe, and you are satisfied. How about it, handsome guy, let's go now?"
"How many small tickets?" Lin Fan asked mysteriously.
Big Mom held out four fingers.
Lin Fan shook his head hastily.
The aunt held out two more fingers.
Lin Fan still shook his head.
Now, the aunt is not happy.
Two hundred is too expensive for you?
Then you are looking for Mao's little sister?
"Handsome guy, it can't be any cheaper. No matter how cheap it is, we won't make any money!" The aunt smiled wryly.
"No, no, no, two thousand is still too expensive!" Lin Fan shook his head.
Upon hearing this.
The aunt suddenly got excited: "You said two thousand?"
Lin Fan showed an expression like an idiot.
How much is not two thousand?
"For the sake of your sincerity, handsome guy, one thousand, one thousand is fine, how about it?" The aunt seemed to have suffered a big loss.
"No!" Lin Fan said, turned around and left.
"Then five hundred, is five hundred okay?" The aunt was about to catch up.
At this time, Lin Fan had already walked in front of Hua Ying: "Daughter-in-law, let's go! That aunt's hotel actually costs 500 yuan a night, and ordinary hotels are not as expensive as him."
Hear this.
Grandma was dumbfounded.
Grandma, you came out with your wife and pretended to be very interested?
The aunt glared at Lin Fan, stepped forward and said, "Handsome guy, didn't you just say you were looking for a younger sister, five hundred is already very cheap!"
Dare to play this game with my old lady?
See if my old lady doesn't play with you to death.
Lin Fan was taken aback immediately: "Aunt, what are you talking about, am I that kind of person? Look, take a good look, my wife is so beautiful, and her best friend is also so beautiful, do you think I will go find my little sister?" What's more, with my handsome face, is it worth looking for?"
Hua Ying and the other two didn't bother to pay attention to Lin Fan, they quickened their pace and walked forward.
This guy is a guy with no morals.
Reason with him?
Then they can only hehe...
Lin Fan didn't continue to pay attention to the middle-aged aunt, and hurriedly chased after her.
He suddenly found out.
This little girl Hua Ying is indeed good, so she is not angry.
If it was him instead.
Heh heh, I have already slapped him a few times, dare to look for a girl in front of my old lady, are you looking for death?
He almost subconsciously ignored that Hua Ying had nothing to do with him at all, even if he really went to find a girl, Hua Ying would not stop her.
The three of them took a taxi and went straight to Tianli Hotel.
"By the way, don't you have any good sisters in Lin City?" Lin Fan looked at Hua Ying and asked.
Hua Ying shook her head slightly: "Do you think I have good sisters all over the country?"
"That's true!" Lin Fan's face was a little regretful: "If you have sisters here, you can have a meal again."
Hua Ying rolled her eyes, not bothering to pay attention to this guy.
"By the way, tell me, why doesn't anyone like me for a handsome man like me?" Lin Fan asked another question.
Hua Ying and the two quickly shut up.
Can I have some face?
"Little handsome guy, who said that no one likes you anymore, I really like you, how about it, I will play with you after get off work later?" The taxi driver, well, the fat lady in her 30s suddenly became excited when she heard this. up.
Hua Ying and the two couldn't help laughing.
What is a divine assist? This is a divine assist!
"That Lin Fan, someone likes you now, you should cherish it." Hua Ying teased.
Lin Fan curled his lips: "Is this handsome man so casual? As soon as someone likes it, he immediately agrees?"
"I can give you 1000 yuan a night!" the driver sister added.
Lin Fan now met his opponent.
"Sister, how many boyfriends have you had?"
"Don't call me big sister. I have a name. My name is Zhou Tian. You can call me Xiao Tiantian. As for boyfriends, there are very few of them. In total, there are less than a thousand. I'm not a casual woman." The driver said. said the elder sister.
Lin Fan murmured: "If you get up casually, you're probably not human, are you?"
"Oh boy, you know me quite well, hehe, for the sake of our fate, after a while, the fare will be waived for you!" Zhou Tian said, "However, you have to accompany me for a while." Tonight, don't worry, I will pay for the hotel's money!"
Hua Ying and the two were sweating wildly.
It's just waterfall sweat.
Eldest sister, you are too tough, right?
The two were really convinced.
Originally thought that Lin Fan was already shameless.
But I didn't expect that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond the people, and there are strong hands among the strong!
Tai Nima was a little tougher.
"Sister, there's no need for that. I remember that a sage once said that a man who doesn't pay the fare is not a good man, but a man who pays the fare is not a good man. Only, don't pay the fare." , the man who doesn't sleep with you is the real good man, so I've decided that I won't pay you the fare, and I won't sleep with you..."
"Which saint said it, why haven't I heard of it?"
"It's far away in the sky, but it's close in front of us!" Lin Fan quickly sat up straight, trying to put on the appearance of a "saint".
While a few people were talking, the hotel arrived.
In the end, Lin Fan was the first to get off the car and rushed into the hotel.
joke.
I called the car, so why should I pay the fare?
Hua Ying had no choice but to pay the fare.
The driver's sister seemed a little bit reluctant, and shouted to Lin Fan's back: "Little handsome guy, which room are you in? I'll come to you at night!"
Lin Fan staggered and almost fell directly.
grandma's.
Sure enough, the strong have their own strong hands!
Today, Lin Fan has met his opponent.
……
At the train station, several old men in ancient costumes slowly walked out of the station under the strange eyes of everyone.
"Are you sure? That kid, are you here in Linshi?" an old man with a gloomy face asked.
He is the ancestor of Taixuanmen.
Gong Baishang.
Besides Gong Baishang, there are four other people, three of them are the elders of Taixuan Sect.
There is another person, if Lin Fan is here, he must know him.
It was Zhang Kun who had had a staring contest with him.
"Old Ancestor, I'm sure, according to the news just sent over there, the boy has already checked into the Tianli Hotel." Zhang Kun said quickly.
The reason why he followed was because he was more familiar with the secular world than these ancestors.
These ancestors have been in seclusion all year round, and rarely communicate with the outside world, and they don't even know how to use their mobile phones.
"Well, Tianli Hotel? What school is it?" Gong Baishang asked.
Zhang Kun was speechless.
This ancestor really doesn't know anything about the secular world, not even hotels.
(End of this chapter)
Night, eight o'clock.
At the exit of Linshi Railway Station.
Lin Fan and Hua Ying came out in a file.
At the exit of the train station, there are middle-aged aunts and uncles holding hotels and staying everywhere.
As soon as Lin Fan came out.
Immediately, an aunt walked up to Lin Fan's side and whispered, "Handsome guy, do you want to stay here? I have a younger sister."
Lin Fan's eyes lit up immediately, and he asked in a low voice, "Auntie, what kind of little girl is she, the pretty one?"
The aunt saw that he was interested, and immediately showed a look that you understand: "Of course, don't worry, it's absolutely safe, and you are satisfied. How about it, handsome guy, let's go now?"
"How many small tickets?" Lin Fan asked mysteriously.
Big Mom held out four fingers.
Lin Fan shook his head hastily.
The aunt held out two more fingers.
Lin Fan still shook his head.
Now, the aunt is not happy.
Two hundred is too expensive for you?
Then you are looking for Mao's little sister?
"Handsome guy, it can't be any cheaper. No matter how cheap it is, we won't make any money!" The aunt smiled wryly.
"No, no, no, two thousand is still too expensive!" Lin Fan shook his head.
Upon hearing this.
The aunt suddenly got excited: "You said two thousand?"
Lin Fan showed an expression like an idiot.
How much is not two thousand?
"For the sake of your sincerity, handsome guy, one thousand, one thousand is fine, how about it?" The aunt seemed to have suffered a big loss.
"No!" Lin Fan said, turned around and left.
"Then five hundred, is five hundred okay?" The aunt was about to catch up.
At this time, Lin Fan had already walked in front of Hua Ying: "Daughter-in-law, let's go! That aunt's hotel actually costs 500 yuan a night, and ordinary hotels are not as expensive as him."
Hear this.
Grandma was dumbfounded.
Grandma, you came out with your wife and pretended to be very interested?
The aunt glared at Lin Fan, stepped forward and said, "Handsome guy, didn't you just say you were looking for a younger sister, five hundred is already very cheap!"
Dare to play this game with my old lady?
See if my old lady doesn't play with you to death.
Lin Fan was taken aback immediately: "Aunt, what are you talking about, am I that kind of person? Look, take a good look, my wife is so beautiful, and her best friend is also so beautiful, do you think I will go find my little sister?" What's more, with my handsome face, is it worth looking for?"
Hua Ying and the other two didn't bother to pay attention to Lin Fan, they quickened their pace and walked forward.
This guy is a guy with no morals.
Reason with him?
Then they can only hehe...
Lin Fan didn't continue to pay attention to the middle-aged aunt, and hurriedly chased after her.
He suddenly found out.
This little girl Hua Ying is indeed good, so she is not angry.
If it was him instead.
Heh heh, I have already slapped him a few times, dare to look for a girl in front of my old lady, are you looking for death?
He almost subconsciously ignored that Hua Ying had nothing to do with him at all, even if he really went to find a girl, Hua Ying would not stop her.
The three of them took a taxi and went straight to Tianli Hotel.
"By the way, don't you have any good sisters in Lin City?" Lin Fan looked at Hua Ying and asked.
Hua Ying shook her head slightly: "Do you think I have good sisters all over the country?"
"That's true!" Lin Fan's face was a little regretful: "If you have sisters here, you can have a meal again."
Hua Ying rolled her eyes, not bothering to pay attention to this guy.
"By the way, tell me, why doesn't anyone like me for a handsome man like me?" Lin Fan asked another question.
Hua Ying and the two quickly shut up.
Can I have some face?
"Little handsome guy, who said that no one likes you anymore, I really like you, how about it, I will play with you after get off work later?" The taxi driver, well, the fat lady in her 30s suddenly became excited when she heard this. up.
Hua Ying and the two couldn't help laughing.
What is a divine assist? This is a divine assist!
"That Lin Fan, someone likes you now, you should cherish it." Hua Ying teased.
Lin Fan curled his lips: "Is this handsome man so casual? As soon as someone likes it, he immediately agrees?"
"I can give you 1000 yuan a night!" the driver sister added.
Lin Fan now met his opponent.
"Sister, how many boyfriends have you had?"
"Don't call me big sister. I have a name. My name is Zhou Tian. You can call me Xiao Tiantian. As for boyfriends, there are very few of them. In total, there are less than a thousand. I'm not a casual woman." The driver said. said the elder sister.
Lin Fan murmured: "If you get up casually, you're probably not human, are you?"
"Oh boy, you know me quite well, hehe, for the sake of our fate, after a while, the fare will be waived for you!" Zhou Tian said, "However, you have to accompany me for a while." Tonight, don't worry, I will pay for the hotel's money!"
Hua Ying and the two were sweating wildly.
It's just waterfall sweat.
Eldest sister, you are too tough, right?
The two were really convinced.
Originally thought that Lin Fan was already shameless.
But I didn't expect that there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond the people, and there are strong hands among the strong!
Tai Nima was a little tougher.
"Sister, there's no need for that. I remember that a sage once said that a man who doesn't pay the fare is not a good man, but a man who pays the fare is not a good man. Only, don't pay the fare." , the man who doesn't sleep with you is the real good man, so I've decided that I won't pay you the fare, and I won't sleep with you..."
"Which saint said it, why haven't I heard of it?"
"It's far away in the sky, but it's close in front of us!" Lin Fan quickly sat up straight, trying to put on the appearance of a "saint".
While a few people were talking, the hotel arrived.
In the end, Lin Fan was the first to get off the car and rushed into the hotel.
joke.
I called the car, so why should I pay the fare?
Hua Ying had no choice but to pay the fare.
The driver's sister seemed a little bit reluctant, and shouted to Lin Fan's back: "Little handsome guy, which room are you in? I'll come to you at night!"
Lin Fan staggered and almost fell directly.
grandma's.
Sure enough, the strong have their own strong hands!
Today, Lin Fan has met his opponent.
……
At the train station, several old men in ancient costumes slowly walked out of the station under the strange eyes of everyone.
"Are you sure? That kid, are you here in Linshi?" an old man with a gloomy face asked.
He is the ancestor of Taixuanmen.
Gong Baishang.
Besides Gong Baishang, there are four other people, three of them are the elders of Taixuan Sect.
There is another person, if Lin Fan is here, he must know him.
It was Zhang Kun who had had a staring contest with him.
"Old Ancestor, I'm sure, according to the news just sent over there, the boy has already checked into the Tianli Hotel." Zhang Kun said quickly.
The reason why he followed was because he was more familiar with the secular world than these ancestors.
These ancestors have been in seclusion all year round, and rarely communicate with the outside world, and they don't even know how to use their mobile phones.
"Well, Tianli Hotel? What school is it?" Gong Baishang asked.
Zhang Kun was speechless.
This ancestor really doesn't know anything about the secular world, not even hotels.
(End of this chapter)
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