The killing system in my brain

Chapter 83 Don't Let Her Shit, Okay?
To put it bluntly, this Duanmu Goudan is really talented, otherwise he wouldn't be able to touch the hearts of so many girls, so Cui Jian counted on him for help.

Cui Jian hugged Duanmu Goudan tightly, and Duanmu Goudan struggled in fright, "What are you doing, what are you doing, talk about it!"

Cui Jian held on tightly, and said pitifully, "God, you can save me this time, but I am forced to the brink of collapse!"

"Scatter it, let it go! You can talk better after you get rid of it!"

Struggling to break Cui Jian free and open his mouth, Duanmu Goudan patted himself with a frown, "If others see us hooking up like this, why would they think we are gay?"

Murong Jianguo couldn't help but uttered, "Didn't you admit that you were gay that day?"

"I..." Duanmu Goudan was at a loss for words for a while, and finally said bitterly: "I was just joking, can't I?"

"Oh, okay, okay, let's not talk about this first, what should I do next?"

Cui Jian quickly interrupted the quarrel between the two, seeing that Duanmu Goudan was quite surprised, and said earnestly: "There is no need to be so impatient. To chase a girl, you have to do it slowly and slowly to whet the opponent's appetite. It's good to pursue the victory, but That's what ordinary girls do on the other side, and you need to slowly use time to influence her for this kind of literary and artistic style."

"Nuo, look." Duanmu Goudan pointed his chin at Shao Bo who was looking at Xiao Xiaoxiao's leaving direction, "Shao Bo managed to be calm."

Shao Bo came back to his senses, scratched his face, "You said, for such a supernatural and fairy-like character, can she shit?"

"...I suddenly feel like she's not so out of this world!" Cui Jian said silently.

Duanmu Goudan grinned for a moment, "Damn it, why is such a woman who looks like she walked out of a picture scroll completely destroyed by these few words.

Murong Jianguo nodded slightly, and looked at Cui Jian seriously, "Promise me, after you catch me, don't let her shit, okay?"

"Oh..." Shao Bo sighed suddenly, "When I was in high school, since I knew that the goddess in my heart had to go to the toilet, I hugged the toilet and cried all night."

Duanmu Goudan said angrily, "Are you disgusting?"

Everyone was speechless for a moment, their thoughts were not on the same level at the moment, Murong Jianguo, who is a straight man, also raised his forehead. "Please, isn't the focus here?"

"Let's go back and discuss it later!" Duanmu Goudan suggested.

Everyone had no objection and went straight back to the dormitory.

As soon as Cui Jian returned to the dormitory, he eagerly asked Duanmu Goudan what to do next. Seeing Cui Jian's anxious mood, Duanmu Goudan was a little confused. You said that no matter how much you like him, you won't Be so anxious, as if being forced.

Huh? !

Duanmu Goudan's eyes were fixed, and his face became serious. From the proposal just now to the pursuit of Xiao Xiaoxiao, Cui Jian made a decision without any hesitation.

"Are you eager to pursue Xiao Xiaoxiao?"

As soon as Duanmu Goudan's words came out, Cui Jian was slightly startled, fell silent for a while, opened his mouth, but didn't know where to start. He tried to talk to others about this system, but no matter in any way, as long as it was Anyone with the meaning of revealing the existence of the system will be warned by the system and then threatened. It is self-evident what will happen.

Cui Jian looked solemn, "God, do you trust me?"

Seeing Cui Jian's expression, Duanmu Goudan couldn't help but look serious and nodded, "If you have anything to say, just say it."

Seeing Duanmu Goudan's seriousness, Cui Jian sighed in his heart. As long as Duanmu Goudan regards the other party as a friend, he will have any difficulties, and he will not say anything.

Unfortunately, this time I can only deceive you.

"Oh, you know, there is always a kind of love in a person's life, and that is love at first sight. This time, I'm afraid I really fell in love. That Xiao Xiaoxiao is my favorite!"

Duanmu Goudan's expression couldn't hold back any longer, and he said in a bad mood: "Fuck you, don't be fooling around here, wasting your expression!"

Cui Jian rushed forward shamelessly and hugged Duanmu Goudan's feet, "Little brother, I can only rely on you for my happiness in this life!"

The three of Duanmu Goudan and Shao Bo looked disgusted, especially the victim Duanmu Goudan, his hairs were standing on end.

He slowly pressed Cui Jian's shoulder, "I've seen a lot of people in my life, I've never seen you so shameless, today I've seen it."

Seeing that Duanmu Goudan was about to push himself away, Cui Jian quickly shouted: "I am covered in wounds now, if you burst the wounds on my body, will your conscience be at ease!"

Duanmu Goudan froze his hands, after a long while, he sighed suddenly, and waved his hands weakly, "It seems that I owed you too much in my previous life, and I have come here to atone for my sins in this life."

When Cui Jian heard this, he agreed. He let go of his hand happily, patted his knee, and asked, "How long will it take for Xiao Xiaoxiao to fall in love with me?"

Duanmu Goudan glanced at Cui Jian, pondered for a long time, and gave the answer, "The shortest is one or two years, and the longest is three to five years."

"Huh?" Cui Jian was startled. If it took so long and the daylilies were cold, would there be any point in chasing them? They might as well just wait for twenty laps streaking before leaving sadly.

"Is there a way to make her fall in love with her for a month? It's not to catch her, but to make her fall in love with her!" Cui Jian emphasized.

Hearing Cui Jian's request, Duanmu Goudan had a look of disbelief, "What do you think of me? You think of me as an old man, and if you talk about hooking up, you're just hooking up? It's okay for ordinary girls, like this kind of literary and cold, I don't care. It also takes time to study the best methods of policy and countermeasures!"

Cui Jian had no choice but to say, "Okay, let's add up first!"

To be honest, what he said just now is difficult for others, the task requirements given to him by this system are completely outrageous and unreasonable. According to the normal method, the type like Xiao Xiaoxiao is definitely a super-difficult category. Duanmu Goudan said that Cui Jian is in a very ideal state for a short period of one or two years, and a long period of three to five years. Women who want to pursue literature and art, then you have to use literary methods to get back, but Cui Jian has no such thing at all. That kind of talent for poetry and poetry, but if you want to learn it, it will take a long time to do something like this accumulated by reading.

Poetry, poetry, and poetry, something that relies purely on talent and time, if you learn half a bucket, it will be a shame in the past.

After a long while, Duanmu Goudan, who had been thinking hard for a long time, slapped his thigh, frowned and said, "No, you have to be able to learn Chinese and write poems, otherwise there is no way to find a common topic. I can only compose poems for you first, and then treat you Show it to Xiao Xiaoxiao."

Cui Jian smiled wryly, if he had enough time to learn enough, it would be really good, but unfortunately. At this moment, Cui Jian felt extremely sad about the poor knowledge of literature in his mind, why didn't he study Chinese well in the first place!
　Thank you Ni Ao for your reward, thank you for your support, huh huh.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)