The killing system in my brain
Chapter 180 Vulgar business bragging
Chapter 180 Vulgar business bragging
Cui Jian in the distance didn't turn his head, and shouted: "Hey, you must come and see tomorrow!"
"eventful!"
Liu Meng snorted softly, then glanced at where Cui Jian was going, "This guy seems to be faster than before."
Shaking his head, he turned and went into the library.
The next morning, Cui Jian got out of bed early to take a shower. He specially asked Mr. Wu An for leave yesterday, saying that he would arrive at [-] o'clock in the evening, and he promised to finish the work within an hour. The other party agreed and successfully took the leave.
This made Cui Jian scratch his head. This free laborer is like an old black slave, and he has to report in advance when something happens.
The National Day party was held at [-]:[-] in the evening. After Cui Jian routinely got up in the morning and went to the back mountain to refresh his skill fatigue, it was already lunch time. Just as he was about to move back to the dormitory, the phone rang.
When he took it out, Cui Jian raised his eyebrows slightly and connected the phone.
"Hey Qiuyue."
"Good morning, Brother Jian."
An ethereal and pleasant female voice came from the phone.
Cui Jian was dumbfounded, "It's almost noon, it's still morning."
Hearing Guan Qiuyue's laughing voice, Cui Jian even imagined the image of Guan Qiuyue sticking out her tongue, but it softened his heart a little.
"I heard that you are going to perform at the National Day Gala tonight?"
"Yeah, you know all of this?"
Guan Qiuyue's voice was weak, "I don't know about you."
After a pause, there was a trace of expectation in her words, "Can I go and see?"
"Of course, this party is open to the public, and you don't need any tickets. If you insist on tickets, it's a student ID card." What he could say was a dry laugh, "What about your research? Won't it delay you?"
"This is not in a hurry, the research needs to be done step by step, and you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry."
"Then watch my performance tonight!"
After chatting with Guan Qiuyue for a few more words, Cui Jian hung up the phone, he let out a sigh of relief, and met these three all at once today, one said he wanted to leave, the other said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, just like this in the book I met him in the gym, and another young genius who was obsessed with experiments and couldn't help himself also called to come over.
Hey, is my charm really that great?
After returning to the dormitory, when they went to the cafeteria together, Cui Jian said this to Duanmu Goudan.
Cui Jian said rather narcissistically: "Although I know I'm handsome, who doesn't know, but it's like a dream to get in touch with me for three times in one day!"
Murong Jianguo and the others looked at each other. Finally, Duanmu Goudan patted Cui Jian's shoulder and said sympathetically: "Although proper narcissism is a good thing and can improve people's self-confidence, but you are going too far, I It is suggested that you be sent to a psychotherapy room to accept some narcissism, and it would be better to return to normal."
"Nonsense!" Cui Jian shook his head angrily, "You are just envious of what happened to me, don't worry, I won't discriminate against you."
Everyone sighed when they heard the words, Murong Jianguo shook his head, "Oh, forget it, it's hopeless, take it out and have it cremated."
Shao Bo moaned and raised his hand, "I agree with that."
"cut!"
After eating, Duanmu Goudan and Cui Jian checked their lines again, and went to a hair salon that they had already contacted to let them put on wigs. To be fully fixed, make sure that it will not fall off during strenuous exercise.
When they were two hours old, Cui Jian and Duanmu Goudan came out of the hair salon. The two of them dressed up in the ancient style, with a crown on their heads, a green shirt and white clothes, and a sword in their hands, so chic.
To be honest, since Cui Jian practiced martial arts, his body muscles have become more prominent, his shoulders are round and his back is broad, and his figure has been improved. In addition, he had his eyebrows trimmed and washed in the hair salon.
As for Duanmu Goudan, there is nothing to say about his appearance, but with such a little dressing up, how can he be very personable, that is Saipanan, a suave and suave, a branch of pear blossom crushing a crabapple!
Walking on the road to school, the rate of turning heads is [-]%, Cui Jian couldn't help but clenched his fists, "Brother Goudan, I think it's not good for us to be so ostentatious!"
Duanmu's dog's face twitched slightly, "Brother Goudan, please, give me a different name. I'm dressed like a pan. If my overall temperament is ruined by the name, will you pay me?"
Cui Jian held back his smile and nodded quickly. "Yes, yes, then tell me, what is better to call you?"
"Of course it's my real name, or, brother U Duanmu?"
"Very good, very good!"
"Oh, brother Duanmu, today your spirit is much better than before. You see, no matter you are a man or a woman, you have to look back at you along the way."
"Brother Cui is not bad either. You see, those who like masculinity will all look at you. Any girl from any family will be impressed by your temperament."
"Brother Duanmu, you are the main character here!"
"Brother Cui is also too modest. Even in ancient times, you are also a great master at attracting bees and butterflies!"
Both of them laughed loudly, and after bragging about each other pretending to be businesslike, when they were about to quicken their pace and leave, a huge figure stood in front of them impressively.
Cui Jian stared blankly at the shy girl in front of her, who had to walk up to at least two hundred catties, and said with emotion: "Brother Duanmu, in this situation, I want to chant a poem!"
Duanmu Goudan couldn't help taking a step back when he saw him, and raised his brows when he heard Cui Jian's words, "Oh, I wonder what brother Cui has to teach you?"
"Ah, this girl is beautiful, with thick arms and short legs. I regret seeing you. What the hell are you?"
The fat girl hadn't spoken yet, but when she heard Cui Jian's words, she let out a coquettish groan, and said shyly, "You bastard, what are you talking about! I hate you to death!"
As she said that, the fat girl covered her face shyly, and patted her hand over, wanting to hit Cui Jian angrily.
However, Cui Jian's face changed wildly when he saw it, and when he heard the whining sound, it was very powerful. If he was slapped firmly by this slap, he was afraid that his iron shirt would be blown away.
His footsteps slipped, and he avoided the palm of his hand with an iron bridge on his back.
pia!
"oops!"
Hearing Duanmu Goudan's scream, he was slapped directly into the grass next to him, grinning and clutching his shoulder.
"God, are you okay!"
Seeing that Duanmu Goudan was fine, Cui Jian heaved a sigh of relief, he shook Duanmu Goudan vigorously with a sad face, "You can't die, you still have so many scumbags, if you are crippled by such a slap, I can't explain to Jianguo and the others!"
(End of this chapter)
Cui Jian in the distance didn't turn his head, and shouted: "Hey, you must come and see tomorrow!"
"eventful!"
Liu Meng snorted softly, then glanced at where Cui Jian was going, "This guy seems to be faster than before."
Shaking his head, he turned and went into the library.
The next morning, Cui Jian got out of bed early to take a shower. He specially asked Mr. Wu An for leave yesterday, saying that he would arrive at [-] o'clock in the evening, and he promised to finish the work within an hour. The other party agreed and successfully took the leave.
This made Cui Jian scratch his head. This free laborer is like an old black slave, and he has to report in advance when something happens.
The National Day party was held at [-]:[-] in the evening. After Cui Jian routinely got up in the morning and went to the back mountain to refresh his skill fatigue, it was already lunch time. Just as he was about to move back to the dormitory, the phone rang.
When he took it out, Cui Jian raised his eyebrows slightly and connected the phone.
"Hey Qiuyue."
"Good morning, Brother Jian."
An ethereal and pleasant female voice came from the phone.
Cui Jian was dumbfounded, "It's almost noon, it's still morning."
Hearing Guan Qiuyue's laughing voice, Cui Jian even imagined the image of Guan Qiuyue sticking out her tongue, but it softened his heart a little.
"I heard that you are going to perform at the National Day Gala tonight?"
"Yeah, you know all of this?"
Guan Qiuyue's voice was weak, "I don't know about you."
After a pause, there was a trace of expectation in her words, "Can I go and see?"
"Of course, this party is open to the public, and you don't need any tickets. If you insist on tickets, it's a student ID card." What he could say was a dry laugh, "What about your research? Won't it delay you?"
"This is not in a hurry, the research needs to be done step by step, and you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry."
"Then watch my performance tonight!"
After chatting with Guan Qiuyue for a few more words, Cui Jian hung up the phone, he let out a sigh of relief, and met these three all at once today, one said he wanted to leave, the other said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, just like this in the book I met him in the gym, and another young genius who was obsessed with experiments and couldn't help himself also called to come over.
Hey, is my charm really that great?
After returning to the dormitory, when they went to the cafeteria together, Cui Jian said this to Duanmu Goudan.
Cui Jian said rather narcissistically: "Although I know I'm handsome, who doesn't know, but it's like a dream to get in touch with me for three times in one day!"
Murong Jianguo and the others looked at each other. Finally, Duanmu Goudan patted Cui Jian's shoulder and said sympathetically: "Although proper narcissism is a good thing and can improve people's self-confidence, but you are going too far, I It is suggested that you be sent to a psychotherapy room to accept some narcissism, and it would be better to return to normal."
"Nonsense!" Cui Jian shook his head angrily, "You are just envious of what happened to me, don't worry, I won't discriminate against you."
Everyone sighed when they heard the words, Murong Jianguo shook his head, "Oh, forget it, it's hopeless, take it out and have it cremated."
Shao Bo moaned and raised his hand, "I agree with that."
"cut!"
After eating, Duanmu Goudan and Cui Jian checked their lines again, and went to a hair salon that they had already contacted to let them put on wigs. To be fully fixed, make sure that it will not fall off during strenuous exercise.
When they were two hours old, Cui Jian and Duanmu Goudan came out of the hair salon. The two of them dressed up in the ancient style, with a crown on their heads, a green shirt and white clothes, and a sword in their hands, so chic.
To be honest, since Cui Jian practiced martial arts, his body muscles have become more prominent, his shoulders are round and his back is broad, and his figure has been improved. In addition, he had his eyebrows trimmed and washed in the hair salon.
As for Duanmu Goudan, there is nothing to say about his appearance, but with such a little dressing up, how can he be very personable, that is Saipanan, a suave and suave, a branch of pear blossom crushing a crabapple!
Walking on the road to school, the rate of turning heads is [-]%, Cui Jian couldn't help but clenched his fists, "Brother Goudan, I think it's not good for us to be so ostentatious!"
Duanmu's dog's face twitched slightly, "Brother Goudan, please, give me a different name. I'm dressed like a pan. If my overall temperament is ruined by the name, will you pay me?"
Cui Jian held back his smile and nodded quickly. "Yes, yes, then tell me, what is better to call you?"
"Of course it's my real name, or, brother U Duanmu?"
"Very good, very good!"
"Oh, brother Duanmu, today your spirit is much better than before. You see, no matter you are a man or a woman, you have to look back at you along the way."
"Brother Cui is not bad either. You see, those who like masculinity will all look at you. Any girl from any family will be impressed by your temperament."
"Brother Duanmu, you are the main character here!"
"Brother Cui is also too modest. Even in ancient times, you are also a great master at attracting bees and butterflies!"
Both of them laughed loudly, and after bragging about each other pretending to be businesslike, when they were about to quicken their pace and leave, a huge figure stood in front of them impressively.
Cui Jian stared blankly at the shy girl in front of her, who had to walk up to at least two hundred catties, and said with emotion: "Brother Duanmu, in this situation, I want to chant a poem!"
Duanmu Goudan couldn't help taking a step back when he saw him, and raised his brows when he heard Cui Jian's words, "Oh, I wonder what brother Cui has to teach you?"
"Ah, this girl is beautiful, with thick arms and short legs. I regret seeing you. What the hell are you?"
The fat girl hadn't spoken yet, but when she heard Cui Jian's words, she let out a coquettish groan, and said shyly, "You bastard, what are you talking about! I hate you to death!"
As she said that, the fat girl covered her face shyly, and patted her hand over, wanting to hit Cui Jian angrily.
However, Cui Jian's face changed wildly when he saw it, and when he heard the whining sound, it was very powerful. If he was slapped firmly by this slap, he was afraid that his iron shirt would be blown away.
His footsteps slipped, and he avoided the palm of his hand with an iron bridge on his back.
pia!
"oops!"
Hearing Duanmu Goudan's scream, he was slapped directly into the grass next to him, grinning and clutching his shoulder.
"God, are you okay!"
Seeing that Duanmu Goudan was fine, Cui Jian heaved a sigh of relief, he shook Duanmu Goudan vigorously with a sad face, "You can't die, you still have so many scumbags, if you are crippled by such a slap, I can't explain to Jianguo and the others!"
(End of this chapter)
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