The killing system in my brain

Chapter 132 Have You Heard of the Enchanting Chacha?

Chapter 132 Have You Heard of the Enchanting Chacha?
Liu Meng said lightly, "Muscles and bones resound together, qi and blood flow through, understand the changes in strength, and combine reality with reality. Only with this kind of strength can you be qualified to accept apprentices."

Cui Jian was stunned when he heard it. Up to now, he still didn't understand how the realm of this kung fu is calculated, but he turned his eyes and saw Murong Jianguo and Duanmu Goudan who didn't refute. There was a hint of longing in his expression.

But after hearing this, Cui Jian felt that he was quite tall. Facing the eyes of several people, the majestic voice of the system rang out in his mind.

"Choose, as an incomparably noble host, how could he condescend to be below a woman, for the sake of his majesty, with a system that is unparalleled in the world, it is absolutely impossible for this woman who humiliated the host to be his own Master! You decide.

Option one, justly reject such humiliation, and mocked Liu Meng, saying what qualifications do you have to be our master, and as a man who is a man who is upright, he will never agree to this matter.

Option two, for your own bright future, for your precious life, you decide to take such an insult, endure it, a man can stretch and bend, wait until you achieve great feats and become invincible in the world, then find a chance to get back this humiliation!You decided to learn from Liu Meng!

After completing Option [-], you can freely distribute proficiency points by obtaining [-] points.After completing option two, you can freely distribute proficiency points by obtaining [-] points.

The task failed, and the system controlled a perfect cha-cha dance after taking off the clothes impromptuly! "

After Cui Jian heard the optional tasks in his mind, he pondered for a long time. He could hear how rigid the martial arts rules were in the mouths of Duanmu Goudan and Murong Jianguo. This matter is no longer so easy to talk about. Maybe the rules have changed after the baptism of the times, and maybe the true teaching of Kung Fu has been lost because of this, but the tradition since ancient times still upholds the core and has been passed down from generation to generation. This is the cultural heritage. , It is also the precipitation of the history of China.

Cui Jian didn't want to choose option [-], let alone option [-]. For some reason, he always felt that choosing option [-] would cause a big problem.

As for option [-], if you really want to do this, he and Liu Meng are completely separated. He has worked so hard to help you so much, and you still want to mock him. Is this something people do?
After watching the options count down for ten seconds, he suddenly raised his head, looked at Liu Meng and the others, met impatient eyes, and said seriously: "Are you skipping Cha Cha? I can teach you!"

"what?"

Duanmu Goudan and the others didn't react for a while, they stared at Cui Jian in a daze, never expecting that Cui Jian would suddenly ask this kind of question at this time, this is completely out of play, hey.

"Ding, mission failed, punishment begins!"

Cui Jianzi froze suddenly, his face was stiff, his whole body was tense, and he began to throw his clothes.

Duanmu Goudan was startled when he saw Cui Jian, "Cui Jian, what are you doing?"

Seeing that Cui Jian started to lose his pants, Murong Jianguo stared, "Calm down! Did you drug him in your ointment? Why is he so excited? Both of us are still here!"

"Go to hell!"

Liu Meng kicked Murong Jianguo halfway, and looked at Cui Jian coldly, from the expressionless face at the beginning to the shock and anger at the end.

I saw that Cui Jian had lost all his clothes, pants, shoes and socks, leaving only a pair of big pants. At this point, Cui Jian's heart was in his throat, and he was afraid that the system would poke and poke in it again, and give the last fig leaf to him. Fortunately for him, the system finally did something human, and stopped, and then Cui Jian's coquettish movements and enchanting dancing posture made Duanmu Goudan and Murong Jianguo stunned, but When Liu Meng saw Cui Jian's actions, she didn't remember that she had a terrifying force at all, and all she could think of was Cui Jian's brain-twitching movements.

"Hold the grass, I never thought of it!"

"Yeah, yeah, I never thought that Cui Jian would be so coquettish! This isn't Cha Cha Wu, it's clearly a tour of the lake!"

"Have you ever seen that big man with a muscular sissy? This is totally gay behavior!"

At this moment, Cui Jian listened to Duanmu Goudan's comments and evaluations, and watched them with great interest. He was about to cry. If the system hadn't forcibly controlled his body, he would have jumped in whenever he saw a crack. Hide when you see a hole.

"You pervert!!"

Liu Meng was so ashamed and angry. After kicking Cui Jian far away, she turned her head to look at Murong Jianguo and Duanmu Goudan. Meeting Liu Meng's eyes, the expressions of the two changed drastically. Before they could speak, Liu Meng The shot was like lightning, and he kicked the two of them to the ground. Murong Jianguo was able to dodge twice. He stepped forward and thought he could dodge sideways, but found that Liu Meng's feet seemed to have eyes. Where did he hide? No matter where Liu Meng kicked, she did not escape the fate of being kicked to the ground in the end.

After kicking the two of them to the ground, Liu Meng left in a huff, before leaving, she left a word.

"You can decide for yourself, I will give you three days!"

Duanmu Goudan and Murong Jianguo rubbed their chests and got up, Murong Jianguo grinned, "I haven't felt it for a long time, Liu Meng's kung fu has improved a lot."

Duanmu Goudan helplessly patted the ashes on his buttocks, "Is this a disaster for me!"

The two looked at Cui Jian.

After being kicked away by Liu Meng, Cui Jian quickly got up and finished the dance abruptly.

After the dance was over and the control of the system faded away, Cui Jian seemed to be pardoned, so why did he come back and put all his clothes on.

Cui Jian wiped off the sweat from his body. He was so pitiful. Although Cui Jian's whole body was controlled by the system, his consciousness, eyes, and sweat from the pores of his body were all in his own feelings.

For this dance, Cui Jian was sweating like a waterfall. It's not that this dance was very strenuous, but because others were watching, especially Liu Meng, who saw him as naked as a fig leaf.

This is all for nervousness and frightening, for fear that Liu Meng will kill him with a sword.

Seeing Cui Jian squatting in the corner shivering, silently observing the invisible ants on the ground, Duanmu Goudan and Murong Jianguo both sighed and came to pat Cui Jian on the shoulder. Duanmu Goudan sighed, "You say you don't want to You don't want to be a teacher if you are a teacher, why are you making such a big battle, and you have lost your face, even if you don't be a teacher, don't you still have us!"

Murong Jianguo suppressed a smile, "Don't worry, I will recommend a famous person for you when the time comes, since you can practice martial arts in such a short period of time, and you can also practice horizontally, how many people are rushing to ask for it?" of."

"By the way, how do you practice horizontal kung fu?"

(End of this chapter)

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