The killing system in my brain
Chapter 13 Taunt her severely!
Chapter 13 Taunt her severely!
With Liu Meng's pungent character, Cui Jian can't guarantee whether he will chase him to the ends of the earth after he taunts him.Are heroic heroes being chased by others?However, the escape from the back is quite in line with the actual situation. When the enemy is too strong, running is the best solution. Cui Jian is depressed. This system clearly looks down on him.
It is also extremely noble and dignified, Cui Jian said hehe...
What can Cui Jian do? He is also very desperate!Looking at the countdown of the options that appeared in his mind, he silently chose option [-]. Seeing the countdown to the completion of the five-hour task, Cui Jian heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there was enough time.
Seeing Cui Jian's extremely heavy expression, the three of Duanmu Goudan stepped forward and patted Cui Jian's shoulder with sympathy.
Duanmu Goudan: "Go all the way. With Liu Meng's character, I'm afraid I won't let you go if I don't catch you. If you run away and she comes after you, we will definitely say that you haven't come back."
Murong Jianguo: "We will visit you at the hospital regularly. Oh, I will bring you your favorite braised pork at that time. You can go there without worry!"
Shao Bo: "They have said what I want to say, don't worry, when you are beaten and disabled, I will go to the school post bar to complain about Liu Meng's atrocities, so that the oppressed masses will rise up and support you, Don't think too much, the hospital beds are a bit tight recently, it's best to make a reservation first, eh..."
After the three of them finished speaking, they went about their respective tasks. While turning off the computer, they took off their shoes and socks, ready to go to bed.
Cui Jian: "...Can't you guys say something nice?"
Duanmu Goudan shrugged his shoulders and said: "How can I say it, of course you need to bear the evil you have done, so you can go at ease!"
After finishing speaking, he laid his dead body on the bed and stayed up all night. He was really tired.
At this time Murong Jianguo spoke, and he said thoughtfully: "Actually, it is not impossible to escape Liu Meng's pursuit!"
Cui Jian was overjoyed, he finally caught a reliable one, and hurriedly asked: "How do you say?"
Murong Jianguo looked at the eyes of the three people in the dormitory, and his face was full of pride. He cleared his throat and said, "When Liu Meng chases and kills you, you will confess to her. You said that you did that to attract her attention. , with her female tyrannosaurus character, she has never been confessed to by anyone. If you say that, although she will refuse your confession, she may beat you for the sake of face, but the attack will be much lighter, um... If You are terribly handsome, if you are like me, maybe you can really do it!"
Murong Jianguo touched his face rather narcissistically, making the three of them disgusted.
After Cui Jian heard Murong Jianguo's words, he slapped his hands hard, yes, if it was like this, he might not even be beaten, but it's a pity...
Cui Jian shook his head slightly: "This won't work..."
If he could, he would have done this long ago, but the options that the system just released to him are simply insane.
Murong Jianguo sighed, "Old Tie, then I can't help it. I wish you good luck, don't worry, Liu Meng will beat you up at most, don't think too much!"
Cui Jian gave a wry smile, and then asked, "Aren't you going to class?"
Duanmu Goudan waved his hand and turned over: "Nonsense, I've been waiting for you all night, remember to answer it for us!"
Hearing Duanmu Goudan's words, Cui Jian's heart warmed up slightly. Although these guys talk a lot, they know their true temperament at critical moments.
Cui Jian nodded helplessly, then collected his mood, with an extremely heavy face, as if he was about to rush to the mountains of swords and fires, with the posture of a strong man who is gone and will never return.
Shao Bo next to him looked surprised and said: "I won't beat you to death, what are you afraid of, who hasn't been beaten yet!"
"Hey...you don't understand!" Cui Jian turned to the three of them with a calm expression on his face, "Brothers, I'm going to answer it for you. If I come back in one piece, clean up the dust for me." Bar!"
After finishing speaking, Cui Jian howled twice at the top of his voice, and quickly washed up and left the dormitory with an expression of "I'm going."
"Bah!"
Looking at the three people who locked the door, they couldn't help but look at each other, what kind of crazy is this, and they are so excited after being beaten.
……
……
After leaving the dormitory building, Cui Jian went straight to the cafeteria to buy a few big buns, gnawed and drank a bag of soy milk, and went straight to today's big class of Marxist-Leninist politics. no.
With the number of 200 people in the big class, it should be regarded as a large audience. Although Liu Meng has a violent temper, she has never been absent from class, so she should be there at this time.
According to Cui Jian's estimate, the female tyrannosaurus was probably squatting on him in the big class.
When Cui Jian stepped a little to the door of the classroom, he looked around cautiously, and after confirming that Liu Meng was in the classroom, he breathed a sigh of relief.
The Marxist-Leninist teacher who taught them usually came two to three minutes late after the class bell rang, and this gap was a good time for him to play.
After Cui Jian anxiously heard the class bell ringing, he rushed directly into the classroom and came to the podium. When he saw all the students focusing on him, he couldn't help but feel a little nervous. watch.
Before he could find Liu Meng first, Liu Meng slapped the table and stood up, with a ferocious expression on his face, and said angrily, "You bitch still have the guts to come here?!"
Seeing Liu Meng who was about to come over, Cui Jian quickly waved his hands: "Wait, I have something to say, let's keep a safe distance first!" He looked at Shen Jiajia who was sitting next to Liu Meng, who saw his After looking at him, he turned his head away from him, which made Cui Jian sigh inwardly.
Liu Meng couldn't help but stop when she heard the words, and put her hands on her hips: "You have any last words to say when you are about to die, and say them together, so that my mother can make you feel at ease!"
Cui Jian was relieved when he saw Liu Meng who had stopped in his tracks. He was afraid that the other party would be unreasonable. If he didn't listen to what he said, he would come over and beat him up before asking questions. It would be a tragedy.
Cui Jian silently walked to the door of the classroom. Under the eyes of many students, Liu Meng was about to eat people, then took a deep breath and howled: "Liu Meng, you female tyrannosaurus! Do you know As soon as you go out, thousands of mountains and birds fly away, and thousands of people disappear! Others look at you like Miejue Shitai. Your appearance is completely suitable for a town house. What are you doing when you come out? Didn’t you see it? Do the people around you hide from you? If you, a tyrannosaur, can generate electricity, then the power stations all over the world can be shut down! If you look beautiful and think it is a flower, then cows will not want to poop Yes! You also threatened to kill me, can you beat me!"
After Cui Jian spoke for a long time, he took a breath, and seeing Liu Meng whose face became extremely ugly and whose eyes were about to breathe fire, he took a step back subconsciously.
"You...do you think I can't beat you, pretending to be an exterminator all day long, how can I beat you to be your boyfriend, hey, I think you can only spend your life in a nunnery, Paris Notre Dame is short of a bell ringer like you! You weak chicken, believe it or not, I can poke you into the wall with one finger, and you can't get it out!"
(End of this chapter)
With Liu Meng's pungent character, Cui Jian can't guarantee whether he will chase him to the ends of the earth after he taunts him.Are heroic heroes being chased by others?However, the escape from the back is quite in line with the actual situation. When the enemy is too strong, running is the best solution. Cui Jian is depressed. This system clearly looks down on him.
It is also extremely noble and dignified, Cui Jian said hehe...
What can Cui Jian do? He is also very desperate!Looking at the countdown of the options that appeared in his mind, he silently chose option [-]. Seeing the countdown to the completion of the five-hour task, Cui Jian heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there was enough time.
Seeing Cui Jian's extremely heavy expression, the three of Duanmu Goudan stepped forward and patted Cui Jian's shoulder with sympathy.
Duanmu Goudan: "Go all the way. With Liu Meng's character, I'm afraid I won't let you go if I don't catch you. If you run away and she comes after you, we will definitely say that you haven't come back."
Murong Jianguo: "We will visit you at the hospital regularly. Oh, I will bring you your favorite braised pork at that time. You can go there without worry!"
Shao Bo: "They have said what I want to say, don't worry, when you are beaten and disabled, I will go to the school post bar to complain about Liu Meng's atrocities, so that the oppressed masses will rise up and support you, Don't think too much, the hospital beds are a bit tight recently, it's best to make a reservation first, eh..."
After the three of them finished speaking, they went about their respective tasks. While turning off the computer, they took off their shoes and socks, ready to go to bed.
Cui Jian: "...Can't you guys say something nice?"
Duanmu Goudan shrugged his shoulders and said: "How can I say it, of course you need to bear the evil you have done, so you can go at ease!"
After finishing speaking, he laid his dead body on the bed and stayed up all night. He was really tired.
At this time Murong Jianguo spoke, and he said thoughtfully: "Actually, it is not impossible to escape Liu Meng's pursuit!"
Cui Jian was overjoyed, he finally caught a reliable one, and hurriedly asked: "How do you say?"
Murong Jianguo looked at the eyes of the three people in the dormitory, and his face was full of pride. He cleared his throat and said, "When Liu Meng chases and kills you, you will confess to her. You said that you did that to attract her attention. , with her female tyrannosaurus character, she has never been confessed to by anyone. If you say that, although she will refuse your confession, she may beat you for the sake of face, but the attack will be much lighter, um... If You are terribly handsome, if you are like me, maybe you can really do it!"
Murong Jianguo touched his face rather narcissistically, making the three of them disgusted.
After Cui Jian heard Murong Jianguo's words, he slapped his hands hard, yes, if it was like this, he might not even be beaten, but it's a pity...
Cui Jian shook his head slightly: "This won't work..."
If he could, he would have done this long ago, but the options that the system just released to him are simply insane.
Murong Jianguo sighed, "Old Tie, then I can't help it. I wish you good luck, don't worry, Liu Meng will beat you up at most, don't think too much!"
Cui Jian gave a wry smile, and then asked, "Aren't you going to class?"
Duanmu Goudan waved his hand and turned over: "Nonsense, I've been waiting for you all night, remember to answer it for us!"
Hearing Duanmu Goudan's words, Cui Jian's heart warmed up slightly. Although these guys talk a lot, they know their true temperament at critical moments.
Cui Jian nodded helplessly, then collected his mood, with an extremely heavy face, as if he was about to rush to the mountains of swords and fires, with the posture of a strong man who is gone and will never return.
Shao Bo next to him looked surprised and said: "I won't beat you to death, what are you afraid of, who hasn't been beaten yet!"
"Hey...you don't understand!" Cui Jian turned to the three of them with a calm expression on his face, "Brothers, I'm going to answer it for you. If I come back in one piece, clean up the dust for me." Bar!"
After finishing speaking, Cui Jian howled twice at the top of his voice, and quickly washed up and left the dormitory with an expression of "I'm going."
"Bah!"
Looking at the three people who locked the door, they couldn't help but look at each other, what kind of crazy is this, and they are so excited after being beaten.
……
……
After leaving the dormitory building, Cui Jian went straight to the cafeteria to buy a few big buns, gnawed and drank a bag of soy milk, and went straight to today's big class of Marxist-Leninist politics. no.
With the number of 200 people in the big class, it should be regarded as a large audience. Although Liu Meng has a violent temper, she has never been absent from class, so she should be there at this time.
According to Cui Jian's estimate, the female tyrannosaurus was probably squatting on him in the big class.
When Cui Jian stepped a little to the door of the classroom, he looked around cautiously, and after confirming that Liu Meng was in the classroom, he breathed a sigh of relief.
The Marxist-Leninist teacher who taught them usually came two to three minutes late after the class bell rang, and this gap was a good time for him to play.
After Cui Jian anxiously heard the class bell ringing, he rushed directly into the classroom and came to the podium. When he saw all the students focusing on him, he couldn't help but feel a little nervous. watch.
Before he could find Liu Meng first, Liu Meng slapped the table and stood up, with a ferocious expression on his face, and said angrily, "You bitch still have the guts to come here?!"
Seeing Liu Meng who was about to come over, Cui Jian quickly waved his hands: "Wait, I have something to say, let's keep a safe distance first!" He looked at Shen Jiajia who was sitting next to Liu Meng, who saw his After looking at him, he turned his head away from him, which made Cui Jian sigh inwardly.
Liu Meng couldn't help but stop when she heard the words, and put her hands on her hips: "You have any last words to say when you are about to die, and say them together, so that my mother can make you feel at ease!"
Cui Jian was relieved when he saw Liu Meng who had stopped in his tracks. He was afraid that the other party would be unreasonable. If he didn't listen to what he said, he would come over and beat him up before asking questions. It would be a tragedy.
Cui Jian silently walked to the door of the classroom. Under the eyes of many students, Liu Meng was about to eat people, then took a deep breath and howled: "Liu Meng, you female tyrannosaurus! Do you know As soon as you go out, thousands of mountains and birds fly away, and thousands of people disappear! Others look at you like Miejue Shitai. Your appearance is completely suitable for a town house. What are you doing when you come out? Didn’t you see it? Do the people around you hide from you? If you, a tyrannosaur, can generate electricity, then the power stations all over the world can be shut down! If you look beautiful and think it is a flower, then cows will not want to poop Yes! You also threatened to kill me, can you beat me!"
After Cui Jian spoke for a long time, he took a breath, and seeing Liu Meng whose face became extremely ugly and whose eyes were about to breathe fire, he took a step back subconsciously.
"You...do you think I can't beat you, pretending to be an exterminator all day long, how can I beat you to be your boyfriend, hey, I think you can only spend your life in a nunnery, Paris Notre Dame is short of a bell ringer like you! You weak chicken, believe it or not, I can poke you into the wall with one finger, and you can't get it out!"
(End of this chapter)
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