The killing system in my brain

Chapter 120 The Best Wingman

"You're insane, you, you're so sad that you didn't look at me, and you asked me to tell you a joke, are you human?!" Cui Jian had a look of disbelief.

"Gouzi, you have really changed. You have become so heartless."

"Oh, just say it, will you say it or not?"

"Don't talk."

Duanmu Goudan sighed, and murmured: "Didn't you say that you don't want to contact Liu Meng face to face? Originally, I thought of a way to keep you from having direct contact with Liu Meng and make her feel a little better. Now you It was rejected, hey, I fed the dog out of kindness."

Seeing Duanmu Goudan sighing pretendingly there, Cui Jian was a little shaken in his heart, hesitating endlessly, "What can I do?"

"Then tell me a joke and listen first."

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Seeing Duanmu Goudan's relaxed and contented appearance, Cui Jian had no choice but to think about some jokes.

Cui Jian thought about it, and then coughed twice, "Do you know what to do if someone stabbed you?"

"Oh, shouldn't you be sent to the hospital for treatment?"

"Of course not. What I'm talking about is before you send yourself to the doctor, first, don't draw the knife, let it plug the wound!"

Duanmu Goudan looked at the idiot, "Nonsense, anyone with a little medical knowledge knows that if you pull out the knife without authorization, you will lose too much blood and die."

Ignoring Goudan's complaints, Cui Jian said seriously: "If the person who stabbed you is still there, then bravely draw out the knife and stab him! If you really stab him, remember to draw out the knife to make him lose too much blood. "

Duanmu Goudan remained expressionless, "And then?"

"Then don't forget to insert the drawn knife back into your own wound, so as not to lose blood faster than him."

A moment of silence.

"Gone?"

"Gone."

"Hehe." Duanmu Gou smiled, "Are you talking about the cold joke of two psychopaths stabbing each other with knives?"

". Isn't it funny?"

"What do you say?"

Cui Jian sighed. If he thought this joke was interesting, why would it not work with Duanmu Goudan?Looking at the expressionless Duanmu Goudan, Cui Jian scratched his head, "Wait, I'll think about it."

Duanmu Goudan snorted softly, glanced at Liu Meng from the corner of the eye, and saw that there was no reaction from the other party, "You have to think it over for me, if you continue to be so perfunctory, I won't talk about how to make Liu Meng happy gone."

"All right, all right, wait."

Cui Jian was thinking hard, and then sighed, "It seems that I will use my power to suppress the bottom box, so listen up!"

Duanmu Goudan snorted softly, as if listening attentively.

"A doctor was treating a very important person. The attending doctor looked at the patient nervously, his eyes were very serious, and he was about to perform an operation, so he asked the nurse next to him to hand over the scalpel. As a result, the nurse was stunned for a while, and stabbed the patient with the knife. To the doctor in charge, and said, I am a spy, I can't let him survive! The doctor in charge clutched the wound, dying, said: Then you stab him, why are you stabbing me?"

As soon as these words came out, Duanmu Goudan was taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing. This laughter was nothing like a fucking tractor, and it was quite rhythmic.

At this time, the teacher who had already started class slapped the table seriously, "Student, is what I said funny?"

Duanmu Goudan seemed to have completely lost control of himself, he almost laughed under the table, "Yes, I'm sorry teacher, I've been constipated a lot lately!"

The teacher pushed his glasses and asked in confusion, "Why are you laughing because you are constipated?"

"I mainly think of those poops who are reluctant to leave me, I am very moved, very happy, and I can't help but laugh out loud!"

As soon as these words came out, almost everyone in the classroom laughed. Even the teacher couldn't hold back his serious expression, and suppressed his smile, "Sit down quickly, don't disturb the classroom discipline!"

Seeing this, Cui Jian hurriedly helped Duanmu Goudan up to make it ready. Seeing that the other party was covering his mouth vigorously, his whole body was shaking like he was sifting chaff, and he was out of breath. "This will work, tell me how to do it!"

Duanmu Goudan suppressed his peripheral vision and glanced at Liu Meng, and found that the corners of the other party's mouth hooked up unconsciously. He nodded, "Okay, okay, just wait for me to laugh."

It took a full 5 minutes for Duanmu Goudan to recover. He was panting, and Cui Jian couldn't help asking: "Is it so funny? I don't think it's as funny as the first one?"

"I won't beep with you more, our jokes are not on the same level, it's useless to talk about it, you don't understand!"

Cui Jian was helpless, "Okay, now can you tell me what I can do?"

"I already told you."

"What about you?" Cui Jian came to his senses and said, "You mean, Liu Meng can hear us talking here?"

Duanmu Goudan shrugged, as if you guessed it right, Cui Jian was startled, and subconsciously blurted out, "She is a dog, with such ears"

Before he finished speaking, Cui Jian felt a knife-like gaze on him, making his body chill. Cui Jian raised his head subconsciously, and saw Liu Meng staring at him coldly with his head turned sideways.

Cui Jian pulled out a weeping smile with difficulty, but the latter snorted coldly when he saw it, turned his head away, and stopped looking at him.

Seeing that the tiger turned his head and didn't make any sign, Cui Jian breathed a sigh of relief, and then said to Duanmu Goudan in an extremely low voice, "Doesn't that mean that she heard me talking about her female tyrannosaur?"

"There is no doubt." Duanmu Goudan had a meaningful smile on his lips, "Even if it is this sentence, people can hear it."

Is there such a pervert?How can one reach such a level after practicing kung fu?Cui Jian froze, this is so embarrassing, "Is there any remedy?"

"Hey, it's okay, you can tell another joke and see if she can forgive you."

Cui Jian was stunned, looking at Liu Meng's back, Cui Jian hesitated for a while, and finally shook his head, forget it, just click as far as it goes, too much is not good.

But Cui Jian is in a good mood at the moment, without the Wenqing-like self-pity and self-pity before, just now, under the lure of Duanmu Goudan, he expressed his thoughts, and let Liu Meng hear, it was a disguised relief There must be a misunderstanding, after all, things still need to be clarified.

However, after thinking deeply for a while, Cui Jian asked Duanmu Goudan with some lingering fear on his face: "If I made a mistake just now, what will happen?"

Duanmu Goudan's face remained unchanged, he said casually, "It's nothing, that is, you two have no entanglement at all, and you are just strangers, so the opportunity is in your hands."

Cui Jian was taken aback for a moment, then surprised, and then a feeling of anger that he was being tricked rose in his heart, but after thinking about it, these emotions turned into a wry smile, and there was still a touch of emotion, Cui Jian said in a low voice.

"Thank you!"

(End of this chapter)