The killing system in my brain
Chapter 117 Come, come, eat dog food!
Chapter 117 Come, come, eat dog food!
Seeing Geng Xiaohao's disapproving expression, Cui Jian was heartbroken.
"Do you know what is most missing in this modern society where material desires are rampant? That is a pure and beautiful soul. A person's soul is the most important thing. If you only know how to indulge, you will only become dominated by desires." people, so we should keep restraint on this kind of thing!"
The two stared blankly at the solemn Cui Jian. After a long while, Geng Xiaohao slowly asked, "Are you single?"
"Yes what's the matter?"
"Then can I understand your behavior as the anger of a single dog?"
"Mouth!!!" Cui Jian was furious, and slapped Geng Xiaohao on the back of the head, "What are you talking about, what is the anger of a single dog, you bastard, be careful, I will ask the FFF group to burn you two heretics to death!"
Geng Xiaohao covered his head sullenly, and said in a muffled voice, "Then tell me, what exactly do you want to do?"
Cui Jian held his breath, and asked instead: "Do you know Adam and Eve?"
Tang Yu looked at Geng Xiaohao beside him, snickered, and asked, "I know, what do you want to say?"
Cui Jian noticed this little move, and asked curiously, "You've reached this point, do you still have the heart to laugh?"
Tang Yu subconsciously glanced at Geng Xiaohao next to him, and proudly said: "Xiaohao will protect me!"
Hearing Tang Yu's words, Geng Xiaohao puffed out his chest unconsciously, as if he would pass over my corpse if you want to hurt her.
Well, this scene made Cui Jian feel a little heart-warming. It is said that the husband and wife are originally birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes, but there is still true love in the world.
He coughed twice, turned a blind eye, and continued to explain, "Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, and then human beings were conceived between the two, and you do such indescribable things, it is a very sacred thing, how can you do it casually?" It’s easy to indulge like this, although this can indeed enhance the relationship between the two parties, but it’s immoral for you to do this.”
Geng Xiaohao bared his teeth when he heard that, this man is simply mentally ill, he has nothing to do with what the two of them do, and, "Didn't we in China create human beings from Nuwa? What's the matter with Adam and Eve?"
"Booty! I don't know!" Cui Jian couldn't hold back anymore, he couldn't find an excuse, and he had to find someone who quoted the classics to convince the two of them!
Geng Xiaohao shrugged, as if you continue.
Cui Jian snorted, and continued: "So, we need to carry out this kind of thing with a sacred heart, and how can this kind of thing be solved in a small forest or a hotel that costs tens of dollars? , This kind of thing is not only because of your love, but also for the continuation of the human fire, how can this kind of thing be so hasty!"
Geng Xiaohao looked thoughtful, while Tang Yu acted like you seemed to be saying something well, Cui Jian was delighted to see that this task is not difficult to complete, look, my eloquence is not listening Okay, when will the golden basin wash its hands tomorrow, you can go hang out with a lawyer or something.
Geng Xiaohao turned his head to look at Tang Yu, and said earnestly, "I also think hotels that cost tens of dollars are very low. How about we go to hotels that cost hundreds of dollars a night in the future?"
As soon as these words came out, Cui Jian was almost out of breath and turned his back, roaring: "Can't you hear the point of my words? I mean, how can you just find a hotel casually for such a sacred thing?" Solve it, but you have to marry her as a matchmaker, and then do this kind of thing in the wedding room! This is what gives women the greatest sense of belonging and security, not like you, just go to her when you have animal desires vent!"
The two seemed intimidated by Cui Jian's aura. After a while, Tang Yu said in a low voice, "Actually, I called him here."
"."
If there is a crow in this area, Cui Jian can guarantee that it is hovering around his head. He opened his mouth tremblingly, wanting to say something, but found that he didn't know how to open his mouth about this shit .
God!O earth!This task is really too difficult!
After a while, Cui Jian gritted his teeth, "Why, why didn't I choose one!"
After thinking about it for a long time, Cui Jian forced himself to cheer up. Although he was chanting like this, if he had to do it all over again, how could this kind of psychological hurdle be overcome? When he was about to speak, what Tang Yu said made him feel refreshed. A shake.
"I think what you said is right. I was wrong about this. Although this kind of thing feels very exciting, it is like you said. It is a sacred thing. It is not only for your own desires, but also It's more for my own love, love is sacred, so for that kind of thing, only two people can release their emotions if they are a real couple, and only for their own family to prepare for a new life. , so that such a ceremony can be carried out!"
Cui Jian was stunned for a moment when he said these words, let me go, what he said is more thoughtful, more profound, and more chicken soup than him.
Tang Yu turned to look at Geng Xiaohao seriously, "Xiaohao, we are all seniors, this semester is over, we have to find a job for an internship next semester, we really should plan for the future, have you never thought about it , our future?" Tang Yu's voice lowered unconsciously when he said this, worrying about gains and losses, for fear of getting a disappointing answer from Geng Xiaohao's mouth.
Geng Xiaohao shook his head hastily, and hurriedly said: "How could I not have thought about who I, Geng Xiaohao, stand up to the sky, an upright man, and protect you from the wind and rain!"
Facing Tang Yu's eagerly looking forward, Geng Xiaohao scratched his head and smirked, "Originally, I wanted to wait until your birthday to talk about this surprise, but."
Geng Xiaohao looked at Cui Jian, an eye neuropathy, "Let this neuropathy be a witness!"
Ignoring the angry Cui Jian, he stood up, took out a certificate from his pocket, and said very seriously, "Look, I passed the test for the cost engineer certificate, and I just got it two days ago, and I have already contacted you. I joined a company, and as soon as this semester is on vacation, I can go to him as an intern. After I get my graduation certificate, I can become a full-time employee. The salary is not low. At least it is enough for the two of us to live in Shanghai! I have planned it all. Let's postpone it for a year and go to get the certificate when we reach the age. After getting the certificate, we will have some savings in a year or two, so let's hold another wedding!"
Looking at Tang Yu with complex emotions, Geng Xiaohao felt uneasy, "I plan like this, is it okay?"
Tang Yu got up slowly, looked at Geng Xiaohao fixedly, tears burst out suddenly, but her face was full of smiles, she threw herself into Geng Xiaohao's arms, weeping, "I thought I thought we would be together after graduation. As they say, we will break up as soon as we graduate, I am very satisfied with your plan, I am very happy! Xiaohao, thank you!"
How is this dog food spread?
Get the tickets quickly!
(End of this chapter)
Seeing Geng Xiaohao's disapproving expression, Cui Jian was heartbroken.
"Do you know what is most missing in this modern society where material desires are rampant? That is a pure and beautiful soul. A person's soul is the most important thing. If you only know how to indulge, you will only become dominated by desires." people, so we should keep restraint on this kind of thing!"
The two stared blankly at the solemn Cui Jian. After a long while, Geng Xiaohao slowly asked, "Are you single?"
"Yes what's the matter?"
"Then can I understand your behavior as the anger of a single dog?"
"Mouth!!!" Cui Jian was furious, and slapped Geng Xiaohao on the back of the head, "What are you talking about, what is the anger of a single dog, you bastard, be careful, I will ask the FFF group to burn you two heretics to death!"
Geng Xiaohao covered his head sullenly, and said in a muffled voice, "Then tell me, what exactly do you want to do?"
Cui Jian held his breath, and asked instead: "Do you know Adam and Eve?"
Tang Yu looked at Geng Xiaohao beside him, snickered, and asked, "I know, what do you want to say?"
Cui Jian noticed this little move, and asked curiously, "You've reached this point, do you still have the heart to laugh?"
Tang Yu subconsciously glanced at Geng Xiaohao next to him, and proudly said: "Xiaohao will protect me!"
Hearing Tang Yu's words, Geng Xiaohao puffed out his chest unconsciously, as if he would pass over my corpse if you want to hurt her.
Well, this scene made Cui Jian feel a little heart-warming. It is said that the husband and wife are originally birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster strikes, but there is still true love in the world.
He coughed twice, turned a blind eye, and continued to explain, "Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit, and then human beings were conceived between the two, and you do such indescribable things, it is a very sacred thing, how can you do it casually?" It’s easy to indulge like this, although this can indeed enhance the relationship between the two parties, but it’s immoral for you to do this.”
Geng Xiaohao bared his teeth when he heard that, this man is simply mentally ill, he has nothing to do with what the two of them do, and, "Didn't we in China create human beings from Nuwa? What's the matter with Adam and Eve?"
"Booty! I don't know!" Cui Jian couldn't hold back anymore, he couldn't find an excuse, and he had to find someone who quoted the classics to convince the two of them!
Geng Xiaohao shrugged, as if you continue.
Cui Jian snorted, and continued: "So, we need to carry out this kind of thing with a sacred heart, and how can this kind of thing be solved in a small forest or a hotel that costs tens of dollars? , This kind of thing is not only because of your love, but also for the continuation of the human fire, how can this kind of thing be so hasty!"
Geng Xiaohao looked thoughtful, while Tang Yu acted like you seemed to be saying something well, Cui Jian was delighted to see that this task is not difficult to complete, look, my eloquence is not listening Okay, when will the golden basin wash its hands tomorrow, you can go hang out with a lawyer or something.
Geng Xiaohao turned his head to look at Tang Yu, and said earnestly, "I also think hotels that cost tens of dollars are very low. How about we go to hotels that cost hundreds of dollars a night in the future?"
As soon as these words came out, Cui Jian was almost out of breath and turned his back, roaring: "Can't you hear the point of my words? I mean, how can you just find a hotel casually for such a sacred thing?" Solve it, but you have to marry her as a matchmaker, and then do this kind of thing in the wedding room! This is what gives women the greatest sense of belonging and security, not like you, just go to her when you have animal desires vent!"
The two seemed intimidated by Cui Jian's aura. After a while, Tang Yu said in a low voice, "Actually, I called him here."
"."
If there is a crow in this area, Cui Jian can guarantee that it is hovering around his head. He opened his mouth tremblingly, wanting to say something, but found that he didn't know how to open his mouth about this shit .
God!O earth!This task is really too difficult!
After a while, Cui Jian gritted his teeth, "Why, why didn't I choose one!"
After thinking about it for a long time, Cui Jian forced himself to cheer up. Although he was chanting like this, if he had to do it all over again, how could this kind of psychological hurdle be overcome? When he was about to speak, what Tang Yu said made him feel refreshed. A shake.
"I think what you said is right. I was wrong about this. Although this kind of thing feels very exciting, it is like you said. It is a sacred thing. It is not only for your own desires, but also It's more for my own love, love is sacred, so for that kind of thing, only two people can release their emotions if they are a real couple, and only for their own family to prepare for a new life. , so that such a ceremony can be carried out!"
Cui Jian was stunned for a moment when he said these words, let me go, what he said is more thoughtful, more profound, and more chicken soup than him.
Tang Yu turned to look at Geng Xiaohao seriously, "Xiaohao, we are all seniors, this semester is over, we have to find a job for an internship next semester, we really should plan for the future, have you never thought about it , our future?" Tang Yu's voice lowered unconsciously when he said this, worrying about gains and losses, for fear of getting a disappointing answer from Geng Xiaohao's mouth.
Geng Xiaohao shook his head hastily, and hurriedly said: "How could I not have thought about who I, Geng Xiaohao, stand up to the sky, an upright man, and protect you from the wind and rain!"
Facing Tang Yu's eagerly looking forward, Geng Xiaohao scratched his head and smirked, "Originally, I wanted to wait until your birthday to talk about this surprise, but."
Geng Xiaohao looked at Cui Jian, an eye neuropathy, "Let this neuropathy be a witness!"
Ignoring the angry Cui Jian, he stood up, took out a certificate from his pocket, and said very seriously, "Look, I passed the test for the cost engineer certificate, and I just got it two days ago, and I have already contacted you. I joined a company, and as soon as this semester is on vacation, I can go to him as an intern. After I get my graduation certificate, I can become a full-time employee. The salary is not low. At least it is enough for the two of us to live in Shanghai! I have planned it all. Let's postpone it for a year and go to get the certificate when we reach the age. After getting the certificate, we will have some savings in a year or two, so let's hold another wedding!"
Looking at Tang Yu with complex emotions, Geng Xiaohao felt uneasy, "I plan like this, is it okay?"
Tang Yu got up slowly, looked at Geng Xiaohao fixedly, tears burst out suddenly, but her face was full of smiles, she threw herself into Geng Xiaohao's arms, weeping, "I thought I thought we would be together after graduation. As they say, we will break up as soon as we graduate, I am very satisfied with your plan, I am very happy! Xiaohao, thank you!"
How is this dog food spread?
Get the tickets quickly!
(End of this chapter)
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