Love apartment under one person

Chapter 700 Zeng Xiaoxian: Wife, listen to my explanation

A simple lunge and punch was punched by Zeng Xiaoxian rigidly and rigidly. In the eyes of Fred, who has experienced the battle, it was like a slow-motion shot in a movie.

However, when Fred wanted to raise his fist to block as usual, he was surprised to find that his movement speed was much slower than the opponent's.

Boom!
Fist in the face.

"What's going on, why can't I stop this punch?"

After a short period of confusion, Fred immediately reacted: "Ah, yes! My magic power is blocked by you, and the blessing to the body will naturally be invalid... What a trouble."

After figuring out the key points, Fred's grim face became more serious because of the pain, and he looked at Zeng Xiaoxian again with vigilance in his eyes.

At the same moment when the other party was observing him, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but see the repeated exhortations of Meng Lang and Huang Huifeng to him before departure.

【"Mr. Zeng, according to repeated evaluations by the logistics department, your physique of 'all beings are equal' will have diminishing effects if used repeatedly on the same person.

Although this 'magic-forbidden' effect can last for nearly 3 minutes when you touch it for the first time, as the opponent gradually adapts, the duration of the magic-forbidden effect will gradually shorten, and this time can be shortened within 30 minutes to within 3 seconds.

Therefore, since you cannot guarantee that you will kill the opponent with one blow, my suggestion to you is to try to use continuous fist attacks to refresh the 'Forbidden Magic' debuff on the opponent.

After all, that old man Sandman is very old, and once he loses the support of his magic power, he is just an ordinary 80-year-old man. Even if he doesn't use weapons, it shouldn't be too difficult to send him to see God with his fists alone..."

"Amitabha, Zeng Xiaoyou, I didn't expect you to have practiced the impoverished "Bone-setting Neijing" and "Bathing Sutra". Although you don't have inner energy, you are not inferior to most people in terms of physical strength. A martial artist who has cultivated physical and external skills.

Don't worry, since I promised Leader Meng to teach you the trump card, I will definitely not break my promise. Over the past few decades, I have traveled all over the world and studied all kinds of martial arts, and finally realized a set of peerless boxing techniques. Today I will use this set of " "Six-Rooted Cleansing Fist" will be taught to you..."]

After sorting out the many points that Master Huang said in his memory, Zeng Xiaoxian narrowed his eyes slightly and thought to himself:

"Master Huang is right. In my situation, the most suitable ones to learn are not Shaolin and Wudang, the traditional martial arts of Qi School, but the martial arts of Beijincang and Nanguangfu.

It's a pity that my body is not suitable for learning the more powerful northern legs. Although the style of southern boxing is more secure, but now the opponent has changed from the original 80-year-old man to the young version of Fred in front of me... I really can Kill him in 30 minutes? '

Although he harbored doubts in his heart, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't show it at all on his face. He walked in front of Fred who was in a boxing stance with nimble steps, and while reciting the mantra aloud, he recited the "" "Six clean fists" brazenly used——

"watch out!
One pokes the eye and two steals the peach!

Step on your toes three times and steal peaches four times!
Five plucked hair, six stolen peaches!
Seven spitting and eight stealing peaches!
Nine……"

After a series of tricks, Fred, who had been wounded seven or eight times, was sweating profusely from Zeng Xiaoxian's hooligan moves, and could only clamp his legs trembling and barely stand upright.

Don't say that before he relied on his abilities to be tyrannical, he always used absolute speed and strength to suppress all dissatisfaction, and he had never learned the so-called ring boxing. I'm afraid it's going to cool down my crotch.

The guy who invented such a dirty move is simply despicable and shameless!
besides!Why is the move that this bastard yells out of his mouth and the movement of his hands reversed! ?Do you want to talk about martial arts?

At this moment, Fred is extremely regretful, regretting why he accepted the clown's memory just now. He really can't understand what kind of medicine his stupid son took wrongly. It became an instinct... Isn't this full of food! ?
However, it is useless to regret any more, Zeng Xiaoxian on the opposite side has already attacked again with spit, and the half-truth formula combined with the unpredictable way of stealing peaches beats Fred tired of coping, and he is gradually unable to do what he wants.

In desperation, Fred had no choice but to tighten his legs while trying his best to search for the clown's memories of fighting techniques in his mind, hoping to find hope of a comeback...

In the distance, a group of bigwigs from the flower planter looked at the strange battle between the two, and for a moment they didn't know what to say.

Lu Jin, who was unwilling to let her grandson-in-law continue to embarrass herself, scratched her face in embarrassment: "Well...how about letting me help Xiaoxian? After all, he just learned some superficial boxing skills by surprise, and he can fight against Fred alone. I'm afraid the old devil is a little weak..."

"No!"

The old heavenly master who has been helped back into the crowd by the disciples of Longhushan slowly shook his head: "General Zeng just told me that no matter whether it is supernatural energy, internal qi or gun fists, any external intervention other than Zeng Xiaoyou himself may interrupt his movement. 'Silence' ability.

And Fred's ability library has a super speed recovery item. Once he gets rid of the 'silent' state, even if his head explodes, he can recover instantly. The world is afraid that there will be endless troubles. "

"Understood, since Mr. Xiao Zeng doesn't need someone to raid here, I'll go and deal with the other enemies." Seeing that he couldn't help, Mu You turned his head and rushed to the Ugly Foreigner who was still stubbornly resisting. Several ten guys followed closely behind.

In this way, the Longhushan coalition forces worked hard to wipe out the last enemy, and Zeng Xiaoxian and Fred also fought for more than 20 minutes.

Gradually, Zeng Xiaoxian found that the enemy in front of him seemed to be a little enlightened, every move was methodical, whether it was parrying or counterattacking, he seemed to have a method, and he no longer hit indiscriminately.

'As expected of the commander of Uglijian who has been famous for many years, how can he learn so fast? '

With a wry smile from the bottom of his heart, Zeng Xiaoxian understood that if the battle dragged on, he might become an armpit, and it was time to listen to Meng's opinion and take a gamble!

So, taking advantage of the brief moment when Fred raised his foot to prevent his provocative legs from returning, he took out the vodka that had been fixed on his belt before.

"Since I may not be able to beat you by playing routines, then I can only try to win without tricks...

Ton, ton, ton... hiccup——~~"

After a long belch, Zeng Xiaoxian's face immediately turned red like a fire after this bottle of spirits that Meng had specially added Red Bull and sleeping pills to his stomach.

Seeing the opponent's movements, Fred didn't understand what the opponent's intention was when he drank hard alcohol during the battle, but he was keenly aware that this was a good opportunity to escape after fighting for a long time.

This time, it was indeed because he was overwhelmed with complacency and made some mistakes. He didn't expect that the flower planter would still have such a secret weapon that could restrain the supernatural beings.

But if he can escape this time, the result in the future will be completely different, and he will not give this kid in front of him any chance to get close...

However, just when Fred backed out two small steps quietly, and was about to drop his third step, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly moved!
A figure whose speed was very different from before flashed past like an afterimage, followed by an unavoidable powerful swinging fist that hit Fred's chest head-on.

next second.

Click—ah——! ! !
Fred, who was blocking the punch with his elbow closed, hugged his bent left arm and howled in pain. Obviously, he completely misjudged how much strength the strange bottle of "drink" just brought to Zeng Xiaoxian.

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian's slightly dull eyes at the moment, Fred couldn't help feeling a sense of despair in his heart.

Could it be that the super-powerful leader of my generation, the ugly United States of America, is about to die at the hands of a drunk today?

Suddenly, the expression on Fred's face was slightly stunned. He found that his ability library, which had been completely sealed before, seemed to have cracked an almost indiscernible hole, and a sense of coolness poured into his broken left arm. And the bridge of the nose, the horrific injury was repaired bit by bit.

what's the situation?Ability is available again! ?

Surprised and delighted, Fred quickly sensed it silently, and found that it seemed that because of the other party's drunkenness, the mysterious force's suppression of his own ability was no longer perfect, and then revealed a path that was only enough for him to reach. The crack through which one percent of the magic power passes...

The reconnected magic power circuit made Fred suddenly inflate again: "Boy, you beat me up just now, didn't you? Now your method has failed, look at me—"

Boom!
Another fist shadow passed by faster than before. Fred's broken nose bridge was smashed to pieces before it was completely repaired. All the words were choked back into the trachea, choking his mouth with saltiness.

After one punch, Zeng Xiaoxian staggered to the miserable Fred, and continued to punch the dog in the water with a smirk, crying and laughing while muttering something.

However, because he was wearing a communication headset at this time, these crazy words also coincidentally passed into the ears of several people who were also wearing headsets, including Hu Yifei, Zeng Yi, and Gao Erzhuang. ——

"Dad, I really don't like fighting! Please don't push me!"

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"Mom, I failed the military service physical examination. I'm afraid my dad will get angry and won't go home this year. Please help me persuade him."

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"I'm sorry, Mom, I'm going to take the postgraduate entrance examination this year, and I still won't go home...Well, everything is fine here, don't worry."

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"Mom, I really don't need money, I found a job as a night shift host at Modu Radio, and the income is decent.

Let me tell you something interesting~ Two days ago, the landlord of the apartment I lived in showed mercy and changed the name of the community to 'Love Apartment'. As long as couples move in, the rent will be halved and water and electricity will be free!

... W-what?me?I... of course I also enjoy this discount!My new girlfriend is my roommate, and she is a lady from a big family, I will take it home to show your elders some other day~"

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"Hey, Dad, I got married with Yifei. I'm sorry I didn't inform you in advance. I was afraid that you were too busy with work, so I made my own decision."

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"Guangu, what do you think I should do? My dad tortures me mentally every day, and Yifei tortures me physically every day. If this continues, I'm afraid I won't live long and die young!

...Don't try to persuade me, it's useless, sometimes I really want to hide in a place where no one is around, so - hey, do you think that anxious looking man over there is your elder brother? "

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"The new roommate is the leader of the company? It's a pity, such a handsome guy, why can't you think about it? Yifei, you must stay away from him, as long as the two of us are plain, that's enough."

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"It's so comfortable in the desert, I don't want to go back."

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"Meng Lang said he has 'that' medicine, why don't you... take the opportunity to give Guan Gu the cheat book and go back to the apartment to have a look?"

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"Hehehe...it smells so good! This is the first time in my life! Meng Lang, you are really my best brother!"

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"Zeng Xiaoxian! Zeng Xiaoxian! Bitch Zeng—! Shut up, you bastard!!!"

Waking up from drunkenness by Hu Yifei's thunderous voice in the earphones, Zeng Xiaoxian, who faintly felt what kind of social death remarks he had made just now, broke out in a cold sweat.

"Wife! Listen to my explanation, things are not as you imagined..."

"Bastard! Is this the time to discuss the family's problems?" Zeng Xiaoxian was startled slightly by Zeng Yi's voice in the earphones. He immediately remembered his original purpose and quickly looked down.

I saw that Fred had been hammered until he didn't know when he had no good flesh all over his body, and he was dying in a pool of blood.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for half a second, suddenly his eyes lit up, and the next moment he jumped high, hit Fred's back and neck hard with the top of his knee, and knelt down fiercely with his own weight up.

"Fred, the commander of the Ugly Kingdom MAGA, right? Today I will let you experience what it's like to live under the oppression of Ugly Power all over the world!
Come on, read to me aloud—

I Can't breathe! "

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PS: The chapter is updated

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