Love apartment under one person

Chapter 663

[Phase Youxin Sheng: Save one person to be a good man, save a thousand people to be a hero, save ten thousand out of ten thousand, then you will be king among kings. 】

"What the hell is this? A new leave code?"

Meng Lang was confused by the news on his mobile phone. He just moved his finger to reply to the previous question. At this moment, the two girls' mobile phones also rang the notification tone.

Scratching his head, Meng Lang saw that his wives were still sleeping, so he turned on the phone for them to check——

[Tathagata Palm: The king of kings, ham sausage, one section is better than six sections. 】

[Tathagata palm: 300 years, Jiuzhitang, cure kidney deficiency, no sugar. 】

Immediately afterwards, the three mobile phones received another message at the same time.

[Phase by Xinsheng: The rivers and lakes are dangerous and full of sorrows and troubles, so there is a gathering of heroes. I hope that all the heroes will receive the secret code. Be sure to come to 3601 at 3 o'clock tonight to discuss important matters. 】X[-]
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It was seven fifty-five that night.

After dinner, leaving a few shadows at home to wash the dishes and clean up by the way, Meng Lang picked his teeth lazily while calling his wives to come to 3601.

After entering the door, Meng Lang looked around and found that almost all the backbone members of the Haoqi League were present. Even Xiao Zizai and his wife, who had just moved here not long ago, were invited by Lu Ziqiao and his wife.

At this time, the whole living room was overcrowded like sardine cans. Standing in the center, Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia each held a huge retro wine jar, and beside them, Lu Liang was guarding a large stack of vintage wine jars. Ceramic wine bowls, whenever someone enters the room, they will hand over a large bowl full of wine to them with a smile on their faces.

This kind of action made everyone who came here tonight look at each other in blank dismay. After making eye contact with each other for a long time, they couldn't understand the reason for being invited to the party, so they had to wait patiently for the next article.

After another 5 minutes, when the dusty Hu Yifei entered the room last, Lu Liang, who was waiting by the side, silently closed the door while handing over the wine bowl.

Taking the wine bowl, Hu Yifei glanced at the situation in the living room, frowned slightly and asked Meng Lang and the other three who were also standing not far from the door: "What's the matter, the young couple have a conflict?"

Zhuge vigorously shrugged his shoulders and said: "I don't know, but the X letter they sent to everyone this time didn't even have a single typo. This is abnormal, and it can be said that they are very serious."

"It's really inexplicable... Forget it, now that everyone is here, let's see what they want to do~"

At this time, Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia saw that everyone had arrived, they secretly looked at each other, and started tonight's theme.

The couple also took two wine bowls and filled them up with wine, then took the wine bowls and came to everyone with a mysterious expression on their faces.

Lu Ziqiao: "Saving someone is a good thing~"

Chen Meijia: "Save a thousand people and become a hero!"

However, there was no response to the "sign" that the two uttered in cadence. Everyone looked at them with a more or less polite but awkward smile, and the living room was silent for a while.

The sudden silence made Lu Ziqiao a little embarrassed: "Hey, why didn't you answer? How can you confirm the identities of the heroes if you don't have the correct password?"

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand with a smile: "I'm sorry Zi Qiao, your code is too stupid. I have to go to the radio station to record the last farewell show in a while, and I'm afraid I won't be able to get back later."

"That's right, brother Lu. I promised my mother that I would go back for a blind date during the three-day holiday of the Dragon Boat Festival. Because of your message, I missed the train. I beg you to speak up if you have anything to say." Wang also covered his face with tears in his eyes.

Lu Ziqiao's eyes fluttered and said: "Hey! It's nothing, come, come, let's drink!"

Zhao Haitang saw that he was avoiding the important and light, looked at the wine bowl in his hand, and asked suspiciously: "I'm afraid... this wine is not for nothing, right?"

"Hey~ what's this?" Chen Meijia stepped forward with a smile on her face, gently picked up the wine bowl and said, "We just want to thank everyone for their care on weekdays... Come, drink!"

After saying that, the couple couldn't help but raise their heads and drank it down in one gulp. After drinking, they even lit the bottom of the bowl for everyone.

"...Then drink it~"

Although everyone had different expressions, they silently picked up the wine bowls in their hands for the sake of the other party's face, and drank more or less.

Seeing this, Lu Ziqiao nodded in satisfaction: "Since everyone has had a drink, I have something to ask."

As soon as this statement came out, everyone fell down immediately.

"I'll wipe it! Sure enough, there is a pit!"

"I just said that this wine is not so good, right?"

"There may be more roads!"

"I guess that's it..."

Seeing that the scene was getting out of control, Chen Meijia quickly pressed her hand to defend herself: "Everyone, don't get excited. This time, you are not invited to help us, but to help Xiaobu. These bowls of wine are regarded as Xiaobu's respect for everyone." !"

"Are you Xiaobu?" Tang Youyou's face suddenly became anxious, "What's wrong with my granddaughter?"

Chen Meijia looked serious: "A mosquito slipped into the mosquito net in the morning, and was slapped to death by Xiaobu himself!"

Everyone: "???"

Lin Wanyu's face was full of confusion: "Meijia, if you catch a mosquito, you will call us to hold a hero meeting. If Xiaobu learns to walk, won't you hold a party for a month?"

Lu Ziqiao waved his hand slightly: "Don't worry, we haven't finished yet—although Xiao Xiaobu killed the mosquito, he was also bitten by the mosquito."

Zhuge Meng was puzzled: "So... we are drinking today to celebrate Little Bu learned how to fight back?"

"No, this involves a special tradition in our family. According to our old Lu's family, the first time a child is injured is her 'day for help'. This is a big day!" Lu Ziqiao said in a rare serious way.

"That's right!" Chen Meijia also echoed, "Since everyone drank Xiaobu's help wine, you will be 'cloth keepers' from today on!"

Feng Baobao tilted his head stupidly: "Scatterer? I didn't hear clearly."

"The Cloth Keeper! That is, the person who protects Xiaobu." As she spoke, Chen Meijia snapped her fingers excitedly, "How about it~ Isn't this name cool?"

Hu Yifei spread his hands in confusion, and asked curiously: "We are both four major families in the Inhuman World, why does your Lu family have such a mysterious tradition?"

Lu Ziqiao shrugged calmly: "Although the names of the four families are neck and neck, the Lu family inherited from the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty is the oldest among them. It is normal to have more rules~
The ancestors of the Lu family came and went in the wind and rain, and the nearly 2000 years of struggle made us understand the truth early on that "people are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be knifed".

Even if the legal system has been talked about these days, the world is still the world after all. Even if you don’t get stabbed, eating unhealthy food is easy to be high, headaches and brain fever are inevitable, and there is someone to cover you when you are in an emergency. This highlights the importance of friends. what? "

Lu Zhanbo nodded: "I understand! It's like Athena has the bronze five Xiaoqiang... Do you want us to be Xiaobu's bodyguards?"

"What? Little Bu still needs bodyguards?"

Zhang Wei's eyes widened in surprise.

"You are not joking, are you?
Xiaoxiaobu's father is the "Reincarnated Marquis Wen" of the Haoqi League, her uncle is the next head of the Tang sect, her uncle is the contemporary head of the Penglai sect, her great-grandfather is the head of the Lu family, one of the ten masters, her grandfather He is also one of the ten masters and the master of Shuzimen...

I haven't even counted the more nonsense parents-in-law she may have in the future!
Besides, even if the others don't help, don't you, Meijia, still have the beast taming technique and Yeluzi's Tathagata palm?Little Bu's family has such a good inheritance, how could anyone dare to provoke her? "

"That's not right. Although Xiaobu has a little backing, it is inevitable that he will encounter some times when he is not even reliable when he travels in the rivers and lakes. What should we do then?"

As she spoke, Chen Meijia glanced at Lu Ziqiao affectionately.

"After all, not all girls are so lucky to be protected by such excellent boys as Zi Qiao and everyone here."

This compliment greatly benefited the male compatriots present. For a moment, they felt that their waists were straightened a little. Meng Lang secretly looked at Zhuge Dali, and asked quietly: "Listen to Miss Meijia, you guys The sisters still get together and talk about us often?"

"Yes." The little girl nodded as a matter of course, "Not only do we often talk about you, but we also have surprisingly consistent evaluations of you~"

"Oh? How consistent?"

"Well...for example, except for sister Yifei, the sister group basically agrees with one point of view - the boyfriend/husband in the love apartment is like a gourd baby."

"Hulu baby?"

"That's right ~ when you work, you are like a big baby, with infinite strength; when you take care of others, you look like a second baby, with clairvoyance and ears; when you work, you are like a third baby, with an indestructible body; when we are cold, you It can also bring warmth like the fourth child; when we are bored, you are like the fifth child, who can drink water and chat with us; when we watch TV, you are like the sixth child, invisible and do not grab the remote control; Aquarius, it can suck away all our unhappiness~”

"Yes, is that so ~ ha, ha ha ~ so we are so good?"

Meng Lang wiped off his cold sweat secretly, and couldn't help but recall the chat in the brother group of the love apartment a few days ago——

[24K Chunshuai: Brothers, I suddenly have a feeling that our girlfriends seem to have some very similar characteristics!

Ruya and easy-going Meng Qizhi: How do you say that?

24K Chunshuai: Think about it carefully, aren't they very similar to Calabash Babies?Look at Yifei, she was like a big baby when she hit me, she was so powerful. (hair loss emoji)

Ruya and easy-going Meng Qipao: It makes sense... When you gossip vigorously, you look like Erwa, as if you have clairvoyant eyes and smooth ears. (thumbs up emoji)
Touch the steering wheel again and chop your hands: That's right, Rong'er looks like a three-year-old baby when she is shopping. I suspect that she has an indestructible body. (laughing and crying emoji)

My mother committed seppuku: When Youyou was angry, she was exactly the same as Siwa, she could breathe flames from her mouth! (face covering expression)

Xiang Youxinsheng: Meijia acted like a baby, and her tears were more than enough to drown me. (vicissitudes expression)

Doll self-propelled Gundam: I feel the same way, when I do housework, I always feel that Wanyu is like Liuba, and I can't find her in stealth. (tangled expression)

Poor Road Stubborn Stone: It’s too true, Xia He is like Qiwa’s treasured gourd, sucking away my monthly salary. If this continues, when will I be able to pay off my debts and return to Longhu Mountain? ? (tearful emoji)
I'm not interested in money: (funny eating melon expression)
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Thinking of Wang Ye's meaningful expression picture in his memory, Meng Lang narrowed his eyes suddenly, and secretly decided to arrange a few more days of overtime for this scumbag who dared to openly mock him.

He took out "Intimate Paradise" and recorded Lao Wang's heinous crimes, while continuing to listen to Chen Meijia and Lu Ziqiao's explanation.

Chen Meijia: "Let's get down to business and continue talking about 'SOS Day'. Please understand that SOS Day is not about the present, but the future."

Lu Ziqiao: "The experience of the ancestors of the Lu family told me that life is impermanent and precarious... If one day in the future Meijia and I encounter changes and Xiaobu needs help again, please everyone!"

Hu Yifei blinked: "You two are really interesting, why are you cursing yourself? Besides, if Xiaobu encounters difficulties, even if we don't drink this bowl of wine, we will still help!"

"Hey, we're not talking about ordinary difficulties, but more extreme situations!"

As she said that, Chen Meijia spread her hands: "Imagine—a few years later, Zi Qiao was hunted down by his enemies, and fled to Siberia in desperation, and I was also seriously ill and lying in the hospital. At that time, Xiao Bu was alone and helpless. How will you know she is in dire need of help?"

Gua Po Niang tilted her head stupidly: "How old is it? Why don't you let the girl call us~"

Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia looked at each other, and said in a deep voice, "Then what if Xiaobu just had a cold and couldn't speak?"

"That's right, there are so many telecom scams now, how can you confirm whether the person on the other side of the X letter account is Xiaobu just by typing?"

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed dryly: "It doesn't matter if you can't speak, and it doesn't matter if you can't confirm your identity by typing. You can just ask her to come to the door for help? We can see her face and confirm that it is her."

"Then what if she has plastic surgery?" Chen Meijia asked without thinking.

"Although we will teach Xiaobu to respect nature, the plastic surgery advertisements on the market are so fierce now, if she gets crazy... When a girl who can't speak and has a plastic surgery face finds you and asks you for help, you How can we confirm that she is Xiaobu——this is the problem that needs to be solved on 'May Day'!"

The living room fell into silence again. Meng Lang watched the two of them playing tricks there in silence. After thinking for a long time, he still didn't know where to persuade them.

So he thought about it, and tentatively asked, "So how do you want to solve this problem?"

When Lu and Chen heard this, they looked at each other again, and solemnly clasped their fists at everyone.

"Everyone, you are all nobles of Xiaobu, we hope that you can each send her a token!"

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PS: The chapter is updated

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