Love apartment under one person

Chapter 633 The Confessions of All the Bastards (Guan Gu Youyou Chapter)
Love apartment, 3602 living room.

Guan Gu was curled up on the sofa with a pale face and a thick quilt wrapped around his body.

Looking at the busy figure in the kitchen, he shouted weakly: "Yuyou, don't be too busy, someone will deliver food to Dad, come and sit with me for a while."

"How about that?"

Tang Youyou raised the frying spoon and waved it fiercely
: "Elder-in-law did it this time for the sake of the country's righteousness. Even my dad goes to see him every day. How can I, a daughter-in-law, be lazy even to deliver a meal?"

"One is... Dad told me in private that his chrysanthemums can't stand it anymore. If you have to send food, it's fine, but can you not put pepper in it?"

"Oh, of course it's okay~" Tang Youyou agreed, and then poured two spoons of red oil into the pot.

"Yuyou! Didn't Ni agree to lie down?"

Seeing Guan Gu's miraculously collapsed eyes, Tang Youyou continued to shake the spoon unconsciously.

"Oh, as the saying goes, 'If you don't put spicy food in the stir-fry, you can't even swallow the dragon meat.'

I’m not very good at frying without spicy dishes, besides, this kind of ordinary red oil is not spicy at all~”

Guan Gu is miraculous: "..."

Odou-sang, dead mimasai!

Quietly took out the phone, edited the text message to ask Kenjiro Sekitani to order a takeaway first.

After putting down the phone, Guan Gu lay down on his back, looking at the ceiling filled with emotion.

I always feel that in the past few months, I have experienced more things than the previous thirty years.

Ever since I received the report from Brother Dashi, first Master died, then Penglai was in danger, and finally met noble people to help, and after turning the corner, I learned that my family is not from Nihong——

Two months ago, he was in the No.20 four-time competition with Lu Ziqiao, and he received news from his uncle that his father Kenjiro Sekigu disappeared mysteriously.

Just when he was in a panic, he just received a notification from Meng Lang, telling him that Kenjiro Sekigu was shot and injured by Joe Freddy when he was investigating the secret base in Fukushima. Fortunately, the Changhong Army prepared a stealth submarine as a response He was not caught by the other party, and now he has been escorted to the magic city, where he is recuperating in a secret ward that connects everywhere.

So he hurriedly took Tang Youyou to the ward where his father was, and it was at that time that he learned of the undercover identity of the Guan Gu clan.

At that time, his first reaction when he heard the news... was that those beatings in the Tang Sect were all for nothing. If he knew that he was an upright flower grower, why would he suffer from those evil crimes?

Afterwards, the seriously injured Kenjiro Sekiya, with the help of Meng who saved his life, made a cooking in Neon, and used the excuse of visiting his son and daughter-in-law He came to Shanghai to recuperate his wounds, and even became chess friends with his in-law Tang Miaoxing. (The difference between the two is more than 30 years old)

It was also because of Kenjiro Sekigu's heroic sacrifice that, in addition to the rewards from the Changhong Army, Meng Lang gave him the cheat book of "Meng Family Sensation Technique" (knowledge and domineering) and 100 performance rewards, which allowed him to get up early. Lu Ziqiao exchanged for youth potion in one step...

Well, although I was injured a little bit last time when I fought with Quan Xing Remnants, and I am still a little weak and anemic, but as soon as I think of Tang You You's surprised expression when she sees the Youth Potion later, Guan Gu Miraculously feels that all efforts are worthwhile. worth it.

At this time, Tang Youyou took off her apron and came out of the kitchen: "Okay ~ the dinner for my father-in-law and my dad is ready, as long as the Dengying beef in the oven is completely dry, we can send it to Aisen Apartment gone."

"Okay, then wait for a while! Yoyo, come and sit by my side for a while."

"Hmm~" With a promise, Tang Youyou sat down next to Guan Gu Miraculously, and carefully tucked the corner of the quilt for him.

Looking at her husband's still pale and haggard face, Tang Youyou couldn't help but her eyes flushed: "You said you, why are you still so disturbing when you are in your decades? Every time you go out, you come back with bruises all over your body. How many times?"

"You are beautiful, you worry about my swordsmanship. You don't know the sword. I took care of those little guys in a few strokes~ And Ziqiao was there at the time, and he charged much more fiercely than me."

"It's too bad for you to talk about it! I don't know what kind of wind the two of you have. These days, if you don't stay at home all day, you know how to do tasks, so that the new little sisters in the Haoqi League almost think that you are my fiction. The dummy came out!"

"Hey~ It's my fault, I promise, I won't be ashamed in the future!"

"Okay, it's all old couples, I don't know you yet? Take it out~"

"Take? Take what?" Guan Gu's miraculous eyes were a little flustered.

"What else can it be? There is an ancient neon saying - 'The scheming frog keeps touching your stomach!'

You and Ziqiao have been working so hard to take on the task recently, isn't it just for the potion of youth~"

Tang Youyou's face was calm, and she casually exposed her husband's background.

Seeing Conan's insightful eyes, Guan Gu's back broke out in a cold sweat.

"Sure enough, I still can't hide anything from you."

Sighing, he took out a glass vial emitting a magnificent red light from his pocket, and slowly handed it to her.

"Honey, Happy Youth's Day!"

"Fool!" Tang Youyou choked up, and instead of picking up the bottle, she lay down in Guan Gu's miraculous arms, "I'm not allowed to take such risks in the future, do you know! If you're not here, who will I look pretty for?" ah?"

"Hi!" Gently hugging his wife, Guan Gu's miraculous voice became softer than ever before, "I obey, my... my wife."

After hugging tenderly on the sofa for a while, Tang Youyou suddenly showed a mysterious smile, got up and ran to the back room, and took out a small iron box after a while.

"Guan Guan, come and see what I found~"

"Isn't this... the box where we put the quarrel cards? If you don't tell me, I'll almost forget it."

"How can you forget? This is our very important memory, we made an appointment to show it every year!"

"Okay~ okay~ I'll watch with you."

Guan Gu miraculously took the box, and took out a card from it, and Tang Youyou also moved his head over.

[The quarrel incident - do you need acting skills to play a corpse? (4 stars in brawl level)

Party A Guan Gu Miraculously believes that acting as a corpse means sleeping in a different place, and it has nothing to do with acting skills.

Tang Youyou, the second party, thinks: Different ways of dying should be displayed with different acting skills, those who resent death should have an angry face, those who crash to death should be full of surprise, and those who die in love should be resolute... As long as there are acting skills, corpses can also act. 】

"Haha~ This quarrel should be counted as my victory? Facts have proved that playing the role of a corpse is very helpful for acting skills. If I didn't polish my acting skills over the years, how could I be able to practice Dan—" just halfway through the sentence, Guan Gu got up miraculously and hugged Tang Youyou tightly in his arms.

After a long while of silence, Tang Youyou's originally excited expression gradually turned into anxiety. She raised her hand and caressed the back of the man's head, sobbing: "Guan Guan, I'm sorry. I know I was wrong. I shouldn't have practiced such a dangerous kung fu without telling you. , let alone take the last step without discussing with you..."

In the room, the silent atmosphere lasted for a long time, and finally Guan Gu's miraculous and firm voice sounded in Tang Youyou's ears.

"Yuyou, I don't blame you for practicing alchemy, and I don't want to interfere with you making the choice you want.

But I hope you can remember that husband and wife are one, and next time there is such a thing, you must take me with you, so that at least I can always be with you—whether it is heaven or hell. "

"Yeah!" Tang Youyou smiled through tears, "I remember, my... my husband."

"Okay, it's not wet~ let's see what's wet on the next card?"

"Okay, I'll take a look."

[Argument incident - can you cut seppuku with a utility knife? (3 stars in brawl level)

Guan Gu believes that as long as the skill is superb, chopsticks can be used to cut belly.

Youyou thinks: I'm afraid you don't have a square head...]

"Hahaha——! Back then, we were so funny, we could even quarrel with this kind of cock and arse! Chicken Xu, what else?"

[Argument incident - can you put chili in braised pork? (Quarrel level 4 stars)]

[Argument——Is a cartoonist an artist? (Battle level 5 stars)]

[The quarrel incident-does Ultraman exist? (Battle level 10 stars)]...

Flipping through these past quarrel cards, recalling the red-faced disputes, the husband and wife looked at each other and smiled tacitly, everything was kept silent...

After flipping through it for a while, Tang Youyou suddenly said, "Guan Guan, I want to eat chili sauce."

"Huh? Pepper sauce? Don't we have it in the refrigerator?"

"That's not authentic, I want to eat the authentic Sichuan chili sauce."

"Then give me a light, and I'll take it to the supermarket downstairs to buy it."

"Hee hee~ Actually, it doesn't need to be so troublesome. I have a way. We can eat the most authentic hot sauce without moving."

"Eh? Then what can I do to get wet?"

"Guanguan, you prepared such a great Valentine's Day gift for me, of course I want to give you one too~ The hot sauce is related to that gift~"

"La Jiang? A gift? Oh my dear, you're just showing off. Tell me what the gift is!"

"Hmph ~ wait for me!" With that said, Tang Youyou got up and went into the back room, took out the laptop, "Open your steam account and have a look."

Guan Gu Miraculously did as he said, and then...he widened his eyes in surprise: "My God! Yoyo, you actually bought all the games in Steam! This is really the best Valentine's Day I've ever received in my life." Gift!"

"That's not all! I've bought all the games you can buy on your console, and the game cassettes on your console are also piled up in half of my dad's apartment. Let's just hire a truck to move them later! "

"I... I'm so happy! But Yoyo, how many millions do you need to buy these games? Where did you get so much money? I remember that when we went abroad, you still didn't return the eighteen new cards. It has been delayed for a long time at the customs!"

"Uh... don't worry, my money is absolutely fine this time! I got a game endorsement from Xiao Hei and the others. In addition to buying games for you, I also bought a lot of baby products for Meijia what~"

"That's it, then I don't worry... Eh? No!" Guan Gu miraculously frowned, realizing that things were not that simple, "Niu has not accumulated much fame as an actor, why do Xiao Hei and the others give you so many endorsements?" fee?"

Tang Youyou's face darkened when she heard the words: "Can't they be optimistic about my future acting career?"

Guan Gu Magic: (￢_￢)
"...Well, it's actually because Tangmen is one of the game's investors."

"I see, I understand!"

"Okay~ You've already asked all the necessary questions, let's go get the hot sauce! The game I endorsed is currently doing a server launch event, as long as you pass the level, you can get prizes.

As big as a refrigerator color TV, as small as a towel toothbrush, as long as you are strong enough, you can win prizes and get soft hands! "

"Suo means...Ni, want me to play a game to win the pepper sauce? But even if I win, can they still send the pepper sauce to the apartment?"

"Hmph~ You don't know this, right? This game called "Pig Apartment" is having a Chinese New Year event right now. As long as the first [-] players pass the challenge task 'Chili New Year's Goods Mountain' within the time limit, they can get a can Global limited edition Gold Label Lao Yu Ma Hot Sauce...I have been craving this for a long time."

""Pig Apartment"? I remember that wasn't the cartoon that Liuwa used to practice when he deduced the future? Last time he accurately predicted in the animation that Ziqiao and I were injured and I was shocked. Fortunately, Dali later It proves that what he deduces is only one of the possibilities in the future... By the way, Yoyo, isn’t the sauce reward you mentioned a game? We can’t get the things in the game.”

"Don't worry, this game is in the promotion period. Xiaohei and the others have signed a super VIP contract with Nadutong, claiming that users who pass the level can receive chili sauce within 10 minutes."

Guan Gu's magic instantly revived after hearing the words: "Okay, let me, a game expert, take you off!"

"Come on! I have all the accounts ready. It is the internal full-role account that Xiao Hei and the others asked for, and even the 'pig abandoning paddle' that can only be used for the first charge of 8888!"

"Is that so? Then who is better?"

"I think about it... the most powerful is of course the so-called 'official plug-in' Pig Abandoned Paddle. His big move can make him invincible for 20 seconds and at the same time he can fight monsters in the air. The next stronger ones are 'Baby Pig' and' Pig vigorously'.

Then, 'Pig Xiaoan', 'Pig Yifei', and 'Pig Xiaobu' are also very strong, but I strongly recommend you to use the character 'Pig Magic'. "

"Si Guoyi! I'm even included in this game?"

"Of course! 'Pig Miracle' is also very powerful. He is a ninja with high attack and high agility, but because he is too strong, he has been weakened in the new version. When performing special moves, there is a half probability that he will commit seppuku due to anger!

How about it, is it suitable for you? "

"Okay! How dare you make fun of me! Let me tickle you!"

"Slightly slightly slightly~ If you have the ability, come and catch me!"

Just like that, the room was filled with joyful air, Kenjiro Sekiya and Tang Miaoxing waited the whole night without looking forward to the dinner brought by the young couple...

PS: The chapter is updated

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