Love apartment under one person
Chapter 26 The Beautiful Girl's Bad Taste Enlightenment
Chapter 26 The Beautiful Girl's Bad Taste Enlightenment
10 minutes ago.
The young groundhog held the walkie-talkie and said solemnly into the microphone: "Dongguai Dongguai, I am a cave demon, please answer if you hear it. over"
"Dongguai received. over"
"Dongguai Dongguai, are you sure Miss Dali went to the 3th floor of Building 6? over"
"That's right, and cave monster, cave monster, aren't you tired of talking like this? over"
"Dongguai Dongguai, you are right, let's call. over"
(...MDZZ)
"You said that man was a lawyer?"
"That's right, yesterday morning I saw Sister Dali walk into 3602, which is a law firm."
"Okay, let me meet him for a while today! You actually tricked Dali into dropping out of school and moving here, you despicable and shameless scum!"
So Brother Groundhog entered the living room of 3602, who forgot to close the door.
Then Meng Lang saw this big groundhog brother appear in his apartment for no reason, and he was a little stunned.
And so he lost his mind and bumped into Meng Lang who was stupefied vigorously.
Vigorously looking up in pain.
"Zhao Haitang?!"
Hearing Zhuge Dali calling himself, Zhao Haitang, a groundhog youth, immediately put on a professional dog-licking expression, and said with a flattering smile: "Dali, don't be afraid, I'm here to save you!"
After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said arrogantly to Meng Lang with his nostrils: "I'm Zhao Haitang, take the sword Zhao, the Haitang who is crushed by a tree of pear blossoms is a vigorous suitor."
Meng Lang ignored the provocation from the groundhog, walked towards the refrigerator expressionlessly, and said flatly, "Well, explain the reason why you broke into the house within 10 seconds, or I will turn you over to the police."
Hearing this, Zhao Haitang's breath was slightly stagnant, and he said quickly: "I didn't break into the private house, the door of your room is always open! Besides, I didn't come in because of you, I came here to find Dali!"
"Let me tell you, I've seen a lot of jerks like you, and I'm not worthy of Dali at all, if you're sensible, just leave!"
Meng Lang didn't pay any attention to this nervous big brother, and didn't even understand the other's brain circuit.
Taking out a bottle of ice coke and taking a sip, Meng Lang asked, "Student, did you go to the wrong place? This is an apartment, not a mental hospital."
'and……'
When Meng Lang saw Zhao Haitang, he displayed his domineering arrogance, and then he "heard" that there were four fat, short, motherly, and ugly unidentified objects waiting outside the door.
And these objects also carry musical instruments with them!
'director!I want to report!Someone here is preparing to launch a suicide air attack! '
Meng lang felt that he had to stop him.
So Meng Lang turned to Zhuge Dali and asked, "Dali, do you know him?"
Zhuge Dali smiled wryly: "I really don't want to know each other."
Meng Lang understood: "Understood."
So, under Zhuge Dali's curious gaze, Meng Lang suddenly appeared behind Zhao Haitang in a flash, and picked him up by the collar of his back.
Zhao Haitang felt his body bald and flew into the air, and immediately panicked. He started to dance and thrash about, and at the same time shouted loudly: "I am a law-abiding citizen! You can't do this to me!"
Meng Lang smiled disdainfully: "A law-abiding citizen would break into a house with a weapon in hand?"
"What nonsense, which eye of yours saw me holding the murder weapon?"
"Did you forget that you have four strange-looking accomplices outside the door who are always ready to come in and blast."
"What directional blasting? All they have are stereos and musical instruments!"
"I'm sorry, if you don't understand the relevant provisions of the Urban Public Security Management Punishment Law, we have a lawyer here, and I can ask him to weigh a few catties of legal provisions for you to memorize."
"The goods outside the door are all equipped with loud musical instruments and stereos, and the noise of each of them will not be less than 75 decibels, which is enough for me to send you to the relevant departments."
"Um..." Zhao Haitang realized that he had encountered a blind spot in his knowledge, and no one had ever told him that doing so was illegal.
"Also, as far as I know, you have been harassing Dali with similar illegal means for a long time. Although the crime of hooliganism has been abolished in this era, your behavior can already be called beep harassment."
Zhao Haitang's small eyes were wider than ever. He couldn't believe that his "romantic" turned into "beep harassment" in the eyes of others.
"The most important thing is, you may not know how much trouble you have caused Dali. Do you know about her suspension of school?"
Seeing Zhao Haitang nodding blankly, Meng Lang smiled from the bottom of his heart, and dealt a fatal blow to this simple and poor child.
"Dai Dali suffered from depression because of being harassed by you for a long time. She needs to take a break from school and undergo a long period of psychological rehabilitation with me."
After finishing speaking, Meng Lang let go of his hand, allowing Zhao Haitang to break free, and even stretched out his other hand to pat him on the shoulder.
boom! ! !
If the previous few words sounded like a shot to Zhao Haitang's ears, then these words now sound like a nuclear bomb explosion to the poor groundhog's ears!
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
(;Д`)
Zhao Crashing Marmot Haitang, rolling all over the ground with tears flowing.
【Ding!Congratulations to the host, you have completed the achievement "Flicker, Continue to Fudge" and won a mid-level prize draw]
yes!I guessed it.
In fact, based on Meng Lang's experience, he could tell at a glance that this boy named Zhao Haitang had no intention of hurting others.
Well, he's not bad by nature, it's just that sometimes stupidity is worse than badness.
That's why Meng taught him a little lesson. After all, it's a holiday today, and it's raining to beat the children-it's good to be idle, and it's good to have fun.
The mid-level lottery draw is even more unexpected!
Looking at Zhao Haitang who was rolling all over the floor, Zhuge Dali felt a little sorry, but just as he was about to go up to say something, he found that his hand was held by Meng Lang.
Meng Lang leaned close to Dali's ear and whispered to her, "He embarrassed you for so long before, it's better to teach him a lesson, let him cry for a long time to remember, so as not to hurt others when he goes out in the future."
Feeling the heat coming from her ears, the little girl blushed, feeling that Meng Lang's words were reasonable.
So Zhuge nodded vigorously and restrainedly, looking at Zhao Haitang, whose face was covered with snot and tears, the little girl felt disgusted and at the same time felt a strange pleasure in her heart.
'It turns out that this is the bad taste after the success of the trick?It's amazing. Zhuge Dali felt that he seemed to have some strange knowledge increased.
【Ding!Congratulations to the host, you have completed the achievement "The Enlightenment of the Evil Taste of a Beautiful Girl ([-])" and won a mid-level prize draw. 】
Meng Lang: ∑(O_O;)
Dali, what's wrong with you? ? ?
PS: It is not easy for newcomers to create, so please vote for it.
Bow down.
(End of this chapter)
10 minutes ago.
The young groundhog held the walkie-talkie and said solemnly into the microphone: "Dongguai Dongguai, I am a cave demon, please answer if you hear it. over"
"Dongguai received. over"
"Dongguai Dongguai, are you sure Miss Dali went to the 3th floor of Building 6? over"
"That's right, and cave monster, cave monster, aren't you tired of talking like this? over"
"Dongguai Dongguai, you are right, let's call. over"
(...MDZZ)
"You said that man was a lawyer?"
"That's right, yesterday morning I saw Sister Dali walk into 3602, which is a law firm."
"Okay, let me meet him for a while today! You actually tricked Dali into dropping out of school and moving here, you despicable and shameless scum!"
So Brother Groundhog entered the living room of 3602, who forgot to close the door.
Then Meng Lang saw this big groundhog brother appear in his apartment for no reason, and he was a little stunned.
And so he lost his mind and bumped into Meng Lang who was stupefied vigorously.
Vigorously looking up in pain.
"Zhao Haitang?!"
Hearing Zhuge Dali calling himself, Zhao Haitang, a groundhog youth, immediately put on a professional dog-licking expression, and said with a flattering smile: "Dali, don't be afraid, I'm here to save you!"
After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said arrogantly to Meng Lang with his nostrils: "I'm Zhao Haitang, take the sword Zhao, the Haitang who is crushed by a tree of pear blossoms is a vigorous suitor."
Meng Lang ignored the provocation from the groundhog, walked towards the refrigerator expressionlessly, and said flatly, "Well, explain the reason why you broke into the house within 10 seconds, or I will turn you over to the police."
Hearing this, Zhao Haitang's breath was slightly stagnant, and he said quickly: "I didn't break into the private house, the door of your room is always open! Besides, I didn't come in because of you, I came here to find Dali!"
"Let me tell you, I've seen a lot of jerks like you, and I'm not worthy of Dali at all, if you're sensible, just leave!"
Meng Lang didn't pay any attention to this nervous big brother, and didn't even understand the other's brain circuit.
Taking out a bottle of ice coke and taking a sip, Meng Lang asked, "Student, did you go to the wrong place? This is an apartment, not a mental hospital."
'and……'
When Meng Lang saw Zhao Haitang, he displayed his domineering arrogance, and then he "heard" that there were four fat, short, motherly, and ugly unidentified objects waiting outside the door.
And these objects also carry musical instruments with them!
'director!I want to report!Someone here is preparing to launch a suicide air attack! '
Meng lang felt that he had to stop him.
So Meng Lang turned to Zhuge Dali and asked, "Dali, do you know him?"
Zhuge Dali smiled wryly: "I really don't want to know each other."
Meng Lang understood: "Understood."
So, under Zhuge Dali's curious gaze, Meng Lang suddenly appeared behind Zhao Haitang in a flash, and picked him up by the collar of his back.
Zhao Haitang felt his body bald and flew into the air, and immediately panicked. He started to dance and thrash about, and at the same time shouted loudly: "I am a law-abiding citizen! You can't do this to me!"
Meng Lang smiled disdainfully: "A law-abiding citizen would break into a house with a weapon in hand?"
"What nonsense, which eye of yours saw me holding the murder weapon?"
"Did you forget that you have four strange-looking accomplices outside the door who are always ready to come in and blast."
"What directional blasting? All they have are stereos and musical instruments!"
"I'm sorry, if you don't understand the relevant provisions of the Urban Public Security Management Punishment Law, we have a lawyer here, and I can ask him to weigh a few catties of legal provisions for you to memorize."
"The goods outside the door are all equipped with loud musical instruments and stereos, and the noise of each of them will not be less than 75 decibels, which is enough for me to send you to the relevant departments."
"Um..." Zhao Haitang realized that he had encountered a blind spot in his knowledge, and no one had ever told him that doing so was illegal.
"Also, as far as I know, you have been harassing Dali with similar illegal means for a long time. Although the crime of hooliganism has been abolished in this era, your behavior can already be called beep harassment."
Zhao Haitang's small eyes were wider than ever. He couldn't believe that his "romantic" turned into "beep harassment" in the eyes of others.
"The most important thing is, you may not know how much trouble you have caused Dali. Do you know about her suspension of school?"
Seeing Zhao Haitang nodding blankly, Meng Lang smiled from the bottom of his heart, and dealt a fatal blow to this simple and poor child.
"Dai Dali suffered from depression because of being harassed by you for a long time. She needs to take a break from school and undergo a long period of psychological rehabilitation with me."
After finishing speaking, Meng Lang let go of his hand, allowing Zhao Haitang to break free, and even stretched out his other hand to pat him on the shoulder.
boom! ! !
If the previous few words sounded like a shot to Zhao Haitang's ears, then these words now sound like a nuclear bomb explosion to the poor groundhog's ears!
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
(;Д`)
Zhao Crashing Marmot Haitang, rolling all over the ground with tears flowing.
【Ding!Congratulations to the host, you have completed the achievement "Flicker, Continue to Fudge" and won a mid-level prize draw]
yes!I guessed it.
In fact, based on Meng Lang's experience, he could tell at a glance that this boy named Zhao Haitang had no intention of hurting others.
Well, he's not bad by nature, it's just that sometimes stupidity is worse than badness.
That's why Meng taught him a little lesson. After all, it's a holiday today, and it's raining to beat the children-it's good to be idle, and it's good to have fun.
The mid-level lottery draw is even more unexpected!
Looking at Zhao Haitang who was rolling all over the floor, Zhuge Dali felt a little sorry, but just as he was about to go up to say something, he found that his hand was held by Meng Lang.
Meng Lang leaned close to Dali's ear and whispered to her, "He embarrassed you for so long before, it's better to teach him a lesson, let him cry for a long time to remember, so as not to hurt others when he goes out in the future."
Feeling the heat coming from her ears, the little girl blushed, feeling that Meng Lang's words were reasonable.
So Zhuge nodded vigorously and restrainedly, looking at Zhao Haitang, whose face was covered with snot and tears, the little girl felt disgusted and at the same time felt a strange pleasure in her heart.
'It turns out that this is the bad taste after the success of the trick?It's amazing. Zhuge Dali felt that he seemed to have some strange knowledge increased.
【Ding!Congratulations to the host, you have completed the achievement "The Enlightenment of the Evil Taste of a Beautiful Girl ([-])" and won a mid-level prize draw. 】
Meng Lang: ∑(O_O;)
Dali, what's wrong with you? ? ?
PS: It is not easy for newcomers to create, so please vote for it.
Bow down.
(End of this chapter)
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