Love apartment under one person

Chapter 11 Meng Lang: How can people be so prone to schizophrenia?
Meng Lang seemed to be very proud of his wit, but when he came back to his senses, Zhuge vigorously rubbed the spot on his head with a little resentment in his eyes.

"Ahem! Don't pay attention to those details."

"According to my judgment, the reason why you study on the spot instead of watching teaching videos is because you enjoy the feeling of communicating with others on an equal footing at work."

"Similarly, being teased within the baseline range will also make you feel enjoyable, which is why the rumored Zhao Haima confessed to you more than 100 times, even if you don't like him anymore, you didn't tear yourself apart. .”

"Because when he confesses to you, you will be surrounded by other students, and when you are surrounded, you can feel the gossip in the eyes of the people around you."

With that said, Meng Lang patted the little girl's shoulder.

"That gossipy look gives you a sense of equality, that deep down you long for friends, not admirers."

Zhuge Dali was startled when he heard the word "friend", and lowered his eyes slightly.

Meng Lang looked at her words and felt that this little girl might have really been led astray by his nonsense, so he carefully considered his words and decided to lead her further.

"You don't have to think that you are abnormal, after all, you are also a human being, and the desire of social animals to communicate is an instinct burned in human genes."

"Instinct is a very powerful thing. For example, an independent and intellectual girl like you may subconsciously yearn for a weak and emotional self."

"Maybe that weak and emotional Zhuge Dali will revolt one day." Meng Lang thought he was humorously joking.

"You mean that I will be schizophrenic?" the girl shivered slightly, afraid.

Meng Lang quickly waved his hand: "I'm just analyzing the possibility reasonably. It's not easy for people to become schizophrenic."

Zhuge Dali didn't seem satisfied with Meng Lang's answer, and he still looked worried.

After pondering for a while, she asked again: "Then you said that my research was a waste of time, and why?"

Meng Lang had already drank the water in the glass at this time, and he stretched long: "Uh-ah-ha-"

"This question is even simpler. Sister Dali, you have skipped grades since you were a child, right?"

"Well, that's right."

"Did you meet peers of the same level during your journey to higher education?"

"Well... that's right."

"So, the answer is obvious. The reason you waste time researching everywhere is because your subconscious wants to slow yourself down. The purpose of slowing down is to find a companion, and the purpose of finding a companion..."

Meng Lang leaned forward, stretched out his big hand and gently rubbed the little girl's head, and said softly, "The feeling of being alone for so many years, isn't it good?"

Zhuge vigorously followed his touch, lowered his head deeply, and his shoulders twitched.

'It seems that she really believed it?According to the routine of idol dramas, at this time, I only need to gently grab her, and she will insist on me not to marry. '

'It's a pity, a girl of this size is not my type. Even if I, Meng, die of starvation, I will not be interested in the washboard if I jump from here! Meng Lang performed the inner theater with a melancholy expression.

Just when meng lang was stroking his sister's head and thinking wildly.

Zhuge, with red eyes and a bright face, grabbed Meng Lang's other free hand vigorously, and asked softly, "Meng Lang, then... can I still be saved?"

'It's hopeless, wait for death, and leave! '

... Well, of course, in reality, one cannot be so insane.

You have to be careful about pranks. Now that the little girl is crying, Meng Lang's unhappiness yesterday has long been forgotten. It's time to get serious.

Facing the little girl's pitiful eyes, Meng Lang withdrew his hand that was placed on her little head, and then used his retracted hand to forcefully free his other grasped hand.

He laughed and said, "Of course it can be saved, and it's very simple."

"In your case, you need to break your own habits first. A too rigid lifestyle will aggravate your condition."

"After you go home, try not to read or read newspapers for a period of time, eat more snacks, stay up all night, and get rid of your previous bad habits of self-discipline!"

——What does it mean to talk nonsense in a serious manner, you will understand by looking at Meng Lang now.

At the same time, he was afraid that he would not be able to scare the little girl, so he winked and said in a serious manner: "The problem of schizophrenia is also easy to solve."

"The idea that you wanted to find a boyfriend before was your self-help instinct, so you just need to find a reliable boyfriend, and then put your emotional and weak side on him."

Meng Lang turned around and took two "Bixiangyin" tissues from the table beside him and handed them to Zhuge Dali: "Wipe them before you go out, don't let people think that I'm bullying you."

The implication is that they are chasing people away.

A flash of panic flashed in Zhuge Dali's eyes when he heard the words, she came up and grabbed Meng Lang's arm again, and asked in a slightly crying voice: "Then why did you refuse to be my boyfriend? Is it because of something wrong with me?" ?”

'What's wrong with you, haven't you counted in your heart yet? '

Meng Lang looked down at the little girl's meager capital, and thought evilly in his heart, but could he think of such a thing?

So he first kept smiling politely, while slowly but firmly breaking away from the little girl's hands holding his arms, he found a reason and said: "You are fine, I refuse you because of my own reasons."

Facing the little girl's probing eyes, Meng Lang asked softly, "That kid Ah Qing told you about my ex-girlfriend, right?"

Seeing the little girl nodding slightly, Meng Lang tried hard to conceal his sadness, and continued, "I broke up with my ex-girlfriend because of work. I met her when I was on a business trip, but later I left Generdu because of work. The two of us separated naturally."

Meng Lang continued to talk nonsense: "That's why I dislike long-distance relationships. At least I personally think that distance in love is a burden, and it cannot produce the so-called beauty."

Seeing that Zhuge Dali was about to say something, Meng Lang interrupted first: "I probably know what you want to say, not to mention whether your postgraduate studies will take up too much time, even if the two of us are barely together, we will Inevitably there was a more serious problem."

"You mean... an alien?" Zhuge Dali gradually got rid of the influence of the fear skill at this time, and regained his former wisdom.

"That's right, you're very smart." Meng Lang snapped his fingers and praised.

"Because of the nature of my work, I will always come into contact with some strangers, but you are very repulsive to the circle of strangers. To me, this is nothing more than the sense brought by a long-distance relationship."

"So..." Meng Lang was full of guilt, "You are a good person, but the two of us are not suitable."

　Some things can't be said too early
　　
　
(End of this chapter)