Death Maniac

Chapter 40 We are bald, so we are invincible (funny face) The first update of Chapter 7000!
At midnight, in the west area of ​​Ruhun Street, Shiba's underground training ground.

The roar and vibration shook the entire underground training. Ichigo and his party were all gathered here, and the one who initiated the vibration just now was Kurosaki Ichigo!
As the culprit at this moment, he is being kicked on the back of the head violently by a one-armed woman. This woman is Yoichi Yoruichi of Sifengin except Urahara, and the current head of the Shiba family——Shiba Kuzuru.

"Didn't you listen to me? You bastard!"

Shiba Kukaku stomped on the back of Ichigo's head hard, with blue veins popping up on his forehead, as if he wanted to kill Ichigo directly: "I said it, if you can't concentrate, you will explode!"

"It seems... so..." Ichigo, who had just been dazed by the explosion, replied subconsciously with a drowsy brain under the continuous kicks.

Shiba Ganju, who was in charge of teaching Ichigo how to condense the spiritual power core, picked his nostrils, with a look of contempt on his face: "So, you are a god of death..." But before he finished speaking, Shiba Kuzuru came over and directly Hit it to the ground with one punch!
"You are guilty too, idiot! Neither of you bastards have anything to eat?"

"why?"

"Same as this guy?"

"..."

The corners of the Chadu three's mouths twitched slightly, and they all looked at this character with trembling eyes... a pyrotechnician who is more popular than his profession.

In the end, Ye Yi stepped forward to stop Kong Crane's abuse, looked at the four people in the field and said in a deep voice: "Finally Ichigo has also completed the practice of shells, you all come together!"

When everyone heard the words, their expressions were all solemn, and they all gathered around Ye Yishen to form a circle.

"Time is running out. Let me first explain to you the experience of breaking into the Jingling Court. You must be mentally prepared." When Ye Yi said this, an extremely annoyed expression appeared on his face.

"Because some self-made bastard, regardless of the battle plan, went to invade Jingling Court alone. With his IQ, he must not know what it means to be careful... Now the whole Jingling Court has probably been messed up!"

"..." The corners of everyone's mouths twitched. Thinking about Brother Biao's character, it probably can't be described as a mess in Jinglingting now... Take Ichigo who knows Brother Biao very well.

He felt that Brother Biao was probably walking on the streets of Jinglingting, looking at a large group of enemies, while shouting excitedly: "Wow ha ha ha, fisting to the flesh is the romance of a man!"

Then he held the fallen man by the neck with a ferocious face, and asked like a hooligan: "Hey, where are Rukia and Sissy!"

This also made Ichigo more and more worried about Brother Biao's safety, and the more he knew, the more frightening he felt.

Although it is often said that the unknown is the scariest thing, there are some things that are even more frightening to know!
Dang Yeyi then explained to them in detail about the defense force in Jingling Court, the [-]th Guarding Team, the [-] captains and vice-captains... and so on, which made several people feel dignified. Worried about Wu Biao's safety.

"To sum up, Jingling Court is an extremely dangerous place. With your current strength, you must never conflict with the captain and vice-captain. Remember... our main goal is to rescue Rukia, not to capture her. It is absolutely impossible for Jinglingting to do such a thing!"

Ye Yi, who said these words, didn't know that in the Jingling Court, a certain bastard who lacked a clue has completely fallen to the ground, and started a journey to push the Jingling Court! ! !
Not to mention that she didn't expect that even Ichigo, who knew Brother Biao best, didn't think Brother Biao would be crazy to that extent.

"It's all right!" Ye Yi looked around and nodded after finding no one talking: "Then let's all go and have a rest!"

"Ah?" Yihu and the others were taken aback, and Yihu stood up and asked anxiously: "Can't we start now? Brother Biao is still in the Jingling Court, we have to go first to see Brother Biao situation!"

"You think you are visiting the neighbor's house, why don't you go in and take a look?" Ye Yi reprimanded angrily, then turned to look at Kong He on the other side of the room and said: "The Huahe Cannon still needs some preparations, probably It will be ready for launch in the wee hours of the morning."

"And you have all been exercising all night, sleep for 4 hours first, and recover your spirit pressure and exhausted spirit. Otherwise, you will drag your current body to Jinglingting, and you will only have a dead end!"

……

At midnight, in Jingling Court.

Usually, at this time, the Jingling Court has fallen into silence, and basically all the teams have begun to rest.

But today is very different. There are groups of Reapers passing by in a hurry between No. 20 and No. 80 roads in Jinglingting.

In that night, the lights were brightly lit, and from time to time, groups of rescuers from the Fourth Division passed by!

In the team building of the fourth division, all the wounded from all over the place gathered here. The huge ward of the team building was filled with screams and screams, but the most spectacular one was the ward of the fifth division.

Hundreds of gauze-wrapped people gathered here, looking at the white flowers at a glance, all of them had expressions of bitterness and hatred on their faces, and there was a gleam of hatred in their eyes.

Every member of the fourth team who came to the treatment wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, for fear of being beaten up violently by these fifth team members who were so angry that they were about to go crazy.

Because apart from dozens of people who went out to work and patrol, most of the Fifth Division was sent here. It can be said that except for the captain of the Fifth Division who disappeared somewhere, the entire Fifth Division can be called annihilated... …

And all of them were pulled out to be bald, but this is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that because of the violent pulling out of hair, most of the hair roots of all members of the Fifth Division were necrotic, even if there were no necrotic people.

When the hair grows out, there will only be one piece on the left and one piece on the right, just like a dog gnaws... It's better to just shave your head bald!

Their team can treat physical injuries, but the necrosis of the hair roots...their team really can't do anything about it, otherwise the bald guys from the [-]th team would have come to ask for hair growth.

This also led to the fact that the fifth team now has an extra title.

Bald team.

All the members can only be bald in the future. While this situation arouses pity, it makes people want to burst into laughter!

And at this moment, a cold current suddenly came from outside the ward, which was so cold that it made everyone in the ward shiver subconsciously, and looked up to the outside of the ward.

Two figures, one tall and one short, walked in slowly. The leader was a boy with silver hair and green eyes, about 1.3 meters tall. Judging from his face and height, anyone would regard this person as a primary school student.

But that immature face showed majesty, especially the captain Haori on his body, who dared not let anyone dare to underestimate him.

Hitsugaya Toushiro.

The captain of the [-]th and [-]th squads of the Gotei, the youngest captain among the current captains, is secretly called a genius boy by many gods of death.

And followed by his deputy, the vice-captain of the [-]th squad-Matsumoto Ranju.

Long golden wavy hair, a mole on the lip, a delicate face, and the most noticeable thing is the full chest, which outlines a perfect spherical arc under the restraint of the death tyrant!

Hitsugaya Toshiro's face was extremely cold, but his eyes were full of worry. After pausing at the door, he walked straight to the depths of the ward.

"This is really spectacular!" Ran Ju, who was following behind, looked at the large bandage-wrapped head in the ward, and couldn't help sticking out his tongue with a look of fear on his face: "This brigand is really full of viciousness. I love pulling people's hair!"

If possible, no one wants to be bald, especially women who love beauty. Instead of becoming bald, they would rather die in battle...

Along the way, Toshiro Hitsugaya took Ranju directly to a separate ward in the depths of the ward, and walked in without knocking on the door.

The sound of opening the door and other sounds immediately alarmed Chisentao in the ward, she didn't even know who it was, she just covered her head with a big quilt so she couldn't miss a single bit.

"Ah... go out, get out for me, don't come in!!!"

The corner of Dong Shilang's mouth trembled slightly, even if it was just a quick glance, with his dynamic eyesight, he still saw that... the shiny bald head, and while he was angry, his heart that had been raised couldn't help but drop.

Going straight to the bed, Shiro Dong stretched out his hand to lift the quilt, but he took it back after hesitating for a while, and asked with concern: "Tao...Vice Captain Hinamori, are you okay now!"

Originally, he was planning to directly call Momo Hina Mori as Tao Zi, but remembering that Ranju was still here, he changed Tao Zi to Vice Captain Hin Mori.

There was a long silence in the quilt, and then Chu Sentao's voice came out: "Is it Xiaobai?"

"Call me Captain Hitsugaya..." Toshiro corrected helplessly, is Xiaobai obviously calling him a puppy?And it’s fine to call when no one is around. Do you have to call like that in front of my vice-captain?

Luan Ju couldn't help laughing secretly, even though she had heard it many times, but every time the helpless look on her captain's face, she still couldn't help laughing out loud.

Hearing her laughter, he was suffocated by the figure in the quilt, and after hesitating for a moment, he asked, "Sister Luanju?"

"Ok!"

"Come out, there is no one else here!" Dongshiro said directly, and then looked at the hooded Hina Sentao and said in a cold tone: "Come out and introduce to me the characteristics of that traveler!"

From this, it can be seen that Chu Sentao's position in Dong Shilang's heart, at the moment he is obviously furious to the extreme, this question is precisely because he wants to help Chu Sentao take revenge.

Chi Sentao hesitated for a while before saying: "I can go out, but you are absolutely not allowed to laugh!"

"Don't worry, I promise the captain won't laugh!" Luanju blinked and replied immediately.

Dong Shilang on the side nodded and hummed lightly.

Only then did Chu Sentao slowly pull down the quilt, and the extremely bright bald head reflected a beautiful glow under the light, looking like a mirror, I have to say that Wu Biao's shaved head technique is already extraordinary...

"Pfft...hahahahaha..." When he saw Dai Sentao's shiny bald head, Luanju on the side directly supported the hospital bed and laughed, tears came out of the laugh: "Teacher, you Your head is brighter than a corner of the [-]th squad!"

"It's all agreed not to laugh at me!" Dai Sentao stared at Luan Ju with a face of annoyance, and said in a muffled voice.

"I just said that the captain will not laugh!"

"..."

The corner of Dongshiro's mouth twitched uncontrollably. I have to say... Taozi's current image, it is really a great challenge to hold his face. Now he has the urge to point at Chisentao and laugh, and then point to The bald head said: Bedwetting Taozi, your hairstyle is really amazing...

Of course, with his current status, the kind of things that could only be done when he lived with Chisentao when he was a child, can't be done now no matter what!
But she felt a little strange in her heart, because the way Chu Sentao spoke just now was obviously very strange, as if she didn't want to open her mouth.

"What's wrong with your mouth?" Dongshiro asked suspiciously.

Chu Sentao's face changed drastically when she heard the words, she covered her mouth with one hand, and waved at the two of them repeatedly, indicating that she was fine, but... her actions aroused great curiosity of the two of them!
bang bang-

At this moment, there was a knock on the door, and then a tall, white-haired woman walked in. When she saw Toshiro in the room, she was stunned for a moment, and then bowed: "Captain Hitsugaya , you are here!"

Dong Shilang's face immediately recovered calm, and he nodded lightly.

The person who came was the vice-captain of the [-]th squad, Toru Yune. After greeting Toshiro, she walked up to Hina Morita, and Hitsugaya also stepped aside when she saw this, giving him a space to check .

"Vice-Captain Chumori, open your mouth and show me!"

As soon as these words came out, Chu Sentao's expression suddenly became a little struggling, and the eyes of Dong Shilang and the two on the side were all curious.

Huche Yongyin saw the expression on Chisentao's face, and he could tell what she was thinking without thinking, and couldn't help smiling, but said calmly on his face: "Vice Captain Chisen, please cooperate." My treatment, if it is too late, the gums will be damaged, I don't know if I can recover..."

Before she could finish her sentence, when she heard that her gums were damaged, Chisentao hurriedly opened her mouth, revealing the mouth that was missing two front teeth.

"Hahahahaha..." Luanju laughed and bent over when she saw this.

"..." Dong Shilang covered his face and turned around silently, but it was obvious from behind that his shoulders couldn't stop shaking.

"Don't laugh, bastard!!!" Chu Sentao's pretty face was flushed with anger, as if there were flames shooting out of her big eyes: "I will definitely kill that bastard, absolutely!!!"

The person with the most indifferent expression in the field was probably Huche Yuyin, who nodded after checking, "Fortunately, that punch didn't hit the gum directly, the damage is not big, and it will grow out soon. of."

"How long is this soon?"

"About half a year!"

"..."

half a year?

Doesn't that mean that I will live in such an ugly state for half a year?

Just thinking about it, Chisenmomo felt hopeless...

Hearing that the inspection was over, Shiro Toshiro calmed down and turned his head, but when he saw the image of Chisentao's toothless and bald head, his face couldn't help twitching, and it took a long time before he returned to calm.

While trying not to look at it, not to imagine what Hina Senmo looks like...

"Ahem." After coughing dryly twice, Shiro Dong's expression turned cold, and he looked at Huche Yuyin and asked, "How's the situation outside now, did you catch that traveler?"

"This..." Hu Che Yongyin said with a dark face: "I just checked from beginning to end, and there are more than 600 people by visual inspection."

"More than 600 people?" Dong Shilang was taken aback, and asked, somewhat confused, "What more than 600 people?"

"It's the statistics of the number of injured!"

"what?"

Luanju on the side was startled, and didn't care to laugh at the image of Hina Sentao. He looked at Hu Cheyong in disbelief and said: "The number of injured people? How is this possible? It was only at dusk that there was a news that traveling goods invaded Jingling Court It’s only been half a day, how can there be such a big damage? How many people are there in Luhuo?”

"Just one person!"

Huche Yongyin said in a deep voice: "There is only one person who invaded Luhuo. He broke through the blockade of Road 160 from Baidaomen in the west to the blockade of Road 70, defeating more than 600 people, and this number is still increasing. This...probably This is the biggest tragedy in our Corpse Soul Realm in a hundred years!"

"How is this possible?" Luanju couldn't believe her ears. She was just a traveler, but she caused such a commotion in Jingling Court.

"What about the traveler? Haven't you been caught yet?" Dong Shilang asked.

"no!"

"How could this be?" Dong Shilang frowned: "Hasn't the location of the traveling cargo been locked yet?"

"Unable to lock!"

Huche Yongyin shook his head: "The invading traveler is a human being without spiritual power, so it is impossible to use the method of spiritual exploration to confirm its specific location. Fortunately, this traveler has been moving in a straight line for some reason. Allowing us to get an approximate bearing. But..."

Huche Yongyin shook his head slightly: "Even if you know the approximate location, you can only disperse the search in that area, but Luhuo's strength is extremely strong, and even a team with a seat officer will contact him at a very fast speed. After being defeated, by the time the supporters rushed there, the travel cargo had disappeared.”

As soon as this remark came out, the fourth team's team building suddenly fell into silence.

No one thought that a person without spiritual power would cause such great damage to Jingling Court.And because of its lack of spiritual power, all their methods of detecting the spiritual pressure became extremely useless.

Even the method of detecting the spirit channel at the captain level can't find the location of the travel cargo. It can only be found by personnel and form an encirclement circle.

But... in the absence of the vice-captain and captain, the so-called encirclement would be easily broken by Wu Biao.

This cannot be blamed on the Jingling Court. After all, in the history of the God of Death, there has never been a person with a trace of spiritual fluctuations invading... because even those who are dead will give birth to spirit particles in their souls to maintain their survival. .

But because of the special system, Wu Biao has become a completely powerless person!
If the [-]th squad is given some time, they may be able to work out a way to explore Wu Biao.But now there is no time for them to study, which makes it extremely difficult to find Wu Biao.

We can only rely on the members of each team to start a carpet search, but there are only a few at the first level of the captain and the first level of the deputy captain, and it is impossible to cover everything even if they are all dispatched.

What's more... the captain level is scattered all over the place, leaving aside the captain of the fourth division, Unozhi Hanaari, who needs to sit in the fourth division to perform treatment.

Some of the other captains were scheming, some were drinking, some were coughing incessantly in the team building, and...a certain captain didn't even care about the team members, and brought the vice-captain to the Fourth Division to visit his childhood sweetheart.

In a word, they are doing their own things, and they are not restricted by their own way. Of course, this is also the reason why the captain level is forbidden to go out without permission in the Jingling Court.

It was even more impossible for the deputy captains dispatched to take care of all the search teams, and the chance of encountering Wu Biao was extremely low.

A combination of various factors has created the current situation.

Wu Biao actually... pushed the west of Jingling Court horizontally!
"Our captain said that this matter has already attracted the attention of the general captain, and the captain's level may also be allowed to dispatch. After the meeting tomorrow morning, the captain's level may even be released!"

"Swastika clearance authority?" Dong Shilang frowned: "Is the intruder Luhuo really that strong?"

"Strong!"

This is not what Huche Yuyin said, but Chisentao who was leaning on the hospital bed: "That lunatic is like the nemesis of the god of death. Whether it is a spiritual pressure or a ghost, he has terrifying defensiveness. It's like a human being born specifically for our God of Death. The most terrifying thing is his power... the kind of power that can overwhelm everything with brute force!"

"The nemesis of death?" Chisentao's words made the atmosphere in the room heavy.

Dong Shilang pondered for a while, then seemed to remember something and asked: "By the way, you just said the number of injured, have you counted the number of deaths?"

Huche Yongyin shook his head.

"No statistics?" There was a hint of dissatisfaction in Shiro Dong's tone.

Huche Yongyin shook her head again, but this time she didn't wait for Dongshiro to ask a question, and replied directly: "No one died. .Even permanent damage is only caused by the hair of the [-]th squad member...!"

At the end, Huche Yongyin's tone became a little weird... Are you sure this brigand is here to make fun of Jinglingting?

Although the permanent damage is the hair, which makes people feel an inexplicable sense of joy, Dong Shilang still looked at Chisentao with concern immediately.

"Vice-Captain Hina Morita is a bit different!" Seeing this, Huche Yuyin knew what Dongshiro was worried about, and said with a smile: "Fortunately, the hair of Vice-Captain Hina Morita was not pulled off forcefully, but... …It can grow back if it is shaved with a knife.”

"So, should I thank that bastard!" Chisentao gritted her teeth.

"..."

The corners of Dongshiro's and Lanju's mouths twitched non-stop, isn't this brigand really here to make a joke?
He even shaved Chu Sentao's head, Toshiro Toshiro suppressed a smile, and asked Chu Sentao: "But why is only the Fifth Division receiving... um, this kind of treatment!"

"Probably... because we burned his hair off!" Chisentao's mouth twitched visibly, remembering the brigade's expression when he rushed out of the red cannon when he found his hair was burned off, and the way they are now how similar.

This made her unable to bear a wry smile, and she really answered that sentence: The news of the present world comes quickly.

The atmosphere in the room suddenly became silent. All three of them stared at Chu Sentao with wide-eyed eyes, and then there was a burst of laughter. Dong Shilang couldn't bear the cold and handsome appearance, his face was flushed, and the whole group The appearance of paraconstipation.

"Hahaha, no wonder you all have bald heads, this is revenge!" Luanju rolled around on the ground clutching her stomach.

Huche Yongyin on the side only learned why, and couldn't help covering his mouth and laughing: "Hahaha, this traveler seems to be a person with personality... This method of revenge is really..."

She didn't know how to describe the behavior of this traveler.

"Cough, cough, cough, cough..." Dong Shilang's face twitched, and he coughed uncontrollably. Now he just wants to find a place where no one is around, and laugh out loud... This traveler is too childish!
The three of them laughed for nearly 5 minutes before they stopped in Chisentao's posture of drawing a knife and preparing to liberate.

Dong Shilang calmed down and sorted out the information he had obtained from the beginning to the end, but he couldn't help but wonder: "Why didn't the traveler kill people? Then what is his purpose of invading Jingling Court?"

"Because of Rukia, he seems to have come to rescue Rukia." Hinata replied.

Dong Shilang and the three of them nodded in understanding. If this is the case, why the traveler didn't kill people can also be explained.

"About your narrative, I will repeat it to the captain and the others tomorrow, so you can rest here!"

……

South of Jingling Court!
"Yaqianliu, are you sure it's this direction?" Saraki Kenpachi looked at the dead end in front of him, and his veins were bulging. As the captain who first became interested in Wu Biao, Kenpachi was already in the Jingling Court I searched for most of the night.

However, the two born from the same origin obviously have the same characteristics... Lu Chi's attributes are off the charts!
As a result, under Yaqianliu's random command, both of them lost their way, and they lost their way to an unreasonable degree. Although they didn't run in the opposite direction...but it was not much better.

It was perfect to diverge from Wu Biao in the west and run to the south of Jinglingting.

"Xiaojian, there is absolutely nothing wrong, let's run over there!"

As soon as Yaqianliu pointed to the north, Zaragi Kenpachi subconsciously ran along that direction. It can only be said that no one knows exactly where the two idiots will go...
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