Death Maniac

Chapter 360 Wu Cuihua...

"Wow ha ha ha ha—"

A strange cry broke the silence of the night.

The crying of a baby is always the most disturbing sound in the world, because even a person who sleeps well and wakes up with high energy can only get up honestly when he hears his child crying.

"Hey……"

With a sigh, Wu Biao walked out of the bedroom wearing big underpants and holding his daughter in his arms. Not long after, Uo no Hanalie in a nightgown also came out.

"Wow ha ha ha ha..."

That's right!

Wu Biao has already become a father, and everything about giving birth to a child comes out immediately. There is nothing to say, but the days after giving birth have made Wu Biao hope that the child will grow up quickly, and then let him She tried Dad's iron fist of love!
It's really annoying!
The husband and wife looked at each other, looking at the little one who didn't know whether to cry or laugh in their arms, they were speechless for a long time, Wu Biao and the others hadn't slept soundly for several days.

It is pitiful to see it, Wu Biao and Mao Zhihualie have no experience in raising children at all.

As for the parents of both parties...

Wu Biao can guarantee that his two strange parents will definitely not be in the world of corpses and souls;

At the very beginning, when she cried, Uzhi Hualie would breastfeed her daughter, but after a few days... the little one started to spit milk, and in the end, as soon as she was fed, her little eyes immediately turned up, which can be said to be very powerful in advance Understand what is hunger and fullness.

As for finding someone else...

Ha ha!

To put it bluntly, the captains and vice-captains of the [-]th Guardian Team, as well as the chief executives, can be chosen at will, let alone those who have given birth to children, even those who have married and their wives are alive.

As for the others...don't worry at all!
Ok……

In fact, Wu Biao also ran to find Byakuya Kuchiki, hoping that this sissy could be a nanny to help take care of the child, but it turns out that Byakuya Kuchiki is still lying in the comprehensive ambulance center of the Fourth Division.

Basically, he is completely at odds with Brother Biao.

"Daughter-in-law, will I be honest if I beat her up?"

Wu Biao poked the little boy's face, hesitant where to start, but Unozhihuali snatched the little boy away, his slender eyes filled with a mother's... murderous intent!
"Ha ha ha ha……"

But as soon as the murderous intent appeared, the little boy who was hugged in Uzhihualie's arms laughed, and rubbed Uzhihuarei with his fleshy little hands, causing the coldness on Uzhihuarei's face to instantly disintegrate.

"Bring Shiba Isshin's wife here."

Unozhihualie was silent for a while, with a gentle smile on his face, rubbed his daughter's little face and said: "After all, I have raised three children, so there must be no problem with the knowledge of how to take care of babies."

"Well, okay!"

Brother Biao nodded without hesitation, and then asked curiously, "Who is Zhibo focusing on?"

"..."

Maozhi Hualie's pretty face darkened slightly, and she turned to speak directly: "Go to the present world and bring your sister-in-law here."

Sister-in-law?

Brother Biao's eyes lit up immediately, that's right, if anyone can take care of the children, it must be the sister-in-law. After all, Ichigo, Xia Li, and Youzi have raised three children so big.

It was the first time that Wu Biao felt that the boss and sister-in-law were so admirable for such an uncomfortable creature like a baby who couldn't be knocked down with a single punch.
"It doesn't take long, just stay here for a while, just teach me how to take care of the children." Uzhihualie sighed, originally thought that taking care of children was the same as practicing swordsmanship, and it would be fine if there were too many people. Obviously, raising a child is infinitely more difficult than killing someone.

And Uzhihualie felt that if she wanted to learn by herself, her daughter must at least have the vigorous vitality of her father.

……

bang bang bang-

Brother Biao's unique style of doing things, he does what he thinks, regardless of other people's feelings.

"Boss, open the door quickly and lend me my sister-in-law for a few days."

"..."

Kurosaki Isshin, who was dressed in pajamas, froze when he was about to open the door, resisting the urge to draw out the Zanpakutō to chop the psycho, and opened the door with a dark face.

"What?"

"Lend my sister-in-law to me for a few days."

"...I cut you off, believe it or not!"

"What are you doing by killing me? Hurry up and call my sister-in-law out. My daughter-in-law asked her to teach her how to take care of the baby." Wu Biao took out a cigarette and lit it, and went directly to the clinic, bypassing Heisaki.

"Also, I'm going to live here for a few days, and my wife won't let me go home."

The corners of Kurosaki Isshin's mouth twitched slightly, although he knew in his heart that the "borrowed for a few days" in the mouth of this little bastard was definitely not what he thought, but it was also very unpleasant just to hear it.

and……

"Do you really know what time it is?"

Kurosaki pointed at the clock on the wall with a frenzied expression, "It's two o'clock in the morning, why can't you come tomorrow?"

"Well, I can't sleep anyway."

"Brother Biao, I can sleep well..." Kurosaki Ichigo yawned and walked down the stairs, watching Wu Biao's mouth twitch on the sofa: "You want to do it again in the middle of the night what."

"Brother Yihu, you'd better not ask about the idiot's thinking about fighting."

Xia Li also came out with her wanderer, there was no way she could not come out, after Wu Biao's tossing, it was impossible to sleep.

but……

"Nuuuuuuuuu-"

Someone's snoring sounded at this time, making everyone twitch their mouths and look at Wu Biao who was already asleep on the sofa. This bastard woke up other people's family and fell asleep like this?

and……

With this bastard's snoring, people like myself can't sleep anymore.

"Little bastard, why don't you get up for me."

Kurosaki yelled with a dark face, and stepped forward to wake Wu Biao up and rush him to the nearby clinic, but was stopped by Masaki Kurosaki who came out last.

"Let Xiao Biao sleep for a while. With his free-spirited nature, Xiao Ling may have really tormented him enough, otherwise he wouldn't be so tired." Kurosaki Masaki said, as for the Xiao Ling she was talking about was exactly the same. Wu Biao's precious daughter.

The big name is Uo no Hana Ling, the nickname is Wu Cuihua...

Of course, he has completely lost the naming rights to Unozhihualie’s Brother Biao. He forcibly added this nickname, and this guy is in Jinglingting’s population registration list, death list, and even the future Zhenyang Spiritual Art Institute. On the list of applicants... everything was written about Wu Cuihua.

Although I don't know how Xiaoling will react to being called Cuihua when she grows up, after these lists were entered into the corridor of the Great Spirit Book, Uzhihualie fought Wu Biao for three days with a machete.

Undoubtedly, the final result ended with Uzhihuarei having a bruised nose and a swollen face...

But when he got up in the morning of those three days, there were often decorations such as hands and feet on the ground, and no matter where he ate every day, the food he ate became extremely poisonous, and he basically sat in the toilet for a day.

……

(End of this chapter)