Death Maniac

Chapter 210 and, the chapter name is reversed
Time flies, and half a month has passed in a blink of an eye.

Wu Biao, who was directly promoted from a civilian to a second lieutenant, and then to a colonel in just a few weeks, also gained a certain reputation in the Navy headquarters.

Of course, there is also the relationship between Wu Biao leading the new barracks to perform two clearing missions, and two pirates who caused complaints from the civilians on each island to subdue the law. These two pirates are all people with a bounty of more than [-] million .

The entire great route was caused by Wu Biao's frequent actions, which made people panic, thinking that the navy was going to make some big moves.After all, on the great route, if the bounty exceeds [-] million, he is already a veritable great pirate.

The parties involved in all this are unaware of the turmoil they have caused, because these two targets are people who Garp picked out from the Navy's intelligence to meet Wu Biao's concept of sinners, and at the same time the Navy discovered their location!
Naturally, Wu Biao would not refuse this kind of clearing task that could complete the work and fight against the strong.

This also made Zhan Guo, who was extremely upset at Wu Biao, feel very relieved. Although he is a bit crazy, he said that he likes his character of doing what he says very much!

boom!
Wu Biao stretched his muscles and bones comfortably, looked at a large number of members of the new barracks in front of him, and lit a cigarette in satisfaction: "That's right, come back tomorrow!"

"..."

The members of the new barracks all had tears on their faces. They could only say that if they hadn't been assigned after graduation, they would have quit.

"Trouble, Colonel Wu Biao!" an instructor said with a smile.

"You're welcome, I told you to come to me for actual combat training in the future, definitely come!" Brother Biao said that he likes this job very much, fight more when he is free, this is life!
What is the difference between a life without fighting and a salted fish!
Leaving the new barracks, Wu Biao went directly to... the cafeteria of the headquarters. After the event, he could eat a lot of food, and the free food can be so delicious. How can there be such a good treatment in other places.

And it is absolutely full, you can eat as much meat as you want.

Just that stingy Jinglingting?
Is that hell that can't even afford food for employees?
Let's talk about working outside.

The gods of death in Jinglingting went out to work, and they didn't even have a place to live. They licked their faces and ran to other people's houses to eat and drink.

As for hell... If I talk too much, I'll be in tears!

Look at the navy again, go out to fight, ship to ship, dozens of chefs will cook for you.

Just ask who will do it! !
This made Brother Biao more than once glad that he joined the navy.

Otherwise, there is a great chance that he is eating his own flesh while swimming in the sea...

However, for Wu Biao's arrival, the chefs in the cafeteria of the headquarters themselves refused. When Colonel Big Stomach King was not on duty, they basically implemented the policy of three shifts every day.

Morning, noon, evening!
Because he had to exhaust a group of chefs as soon as he came, so many chefs were going to give up the excellent salary of the headquarters and want to be transferred to other branches. All the chefs of the headquarters put a big X on this type of application!

You all ran away, what should I do?
Closer to home, resolutely ignoring the chef who said 'you are not welcome here', Wu Biao walked towards a table with a big grin, and there were two people sitting there, namely Kebi and Bellumebo.

During this period of time, under the double abuse of Wu Biao and Garp, they were like being fed with pesticides. They became taller and their bodies became bigger, which made Wu Biao very envious.

Brother Biao's height of 1.7 meters eight was overtaken by these two guys in just one month!
Although he had already despaired of this world with an average height of 1.9 meters...but he was still hit hard by this fact.

"Keby, Brother Biao is here again, what should we do?"

"how could I know……"

"Why don't we stop eating for now, every time Brother Biao sits over, I'll feel the attention of everyone!"

"If you don't eat now, you'll be gone. Look at the others!" Kebi said with a slight twitch in the corner of his mouth. Belumebo followed his gaze, and saw that the navy soldiers who were not in a hurry to eat before were all eating. The gobbling has already begun.

Those who didn't have a meal even lost their shoes and didn't pick them up, and pushed forward desperately!

Don’t be in a hurry, this guy will come here later than others to raid every day, even since Wu Biao came here, it is said that several of the dogs that have been living on the leftovers have starved to death.

As for waiting for Wu Biao to eat and drink enough?
It can only be said that the chefs are tired and paralyzed...

It perfectly stipulates the meal time in the cafeteria of the headquarters, which reduces the group of marines who have nothing to do and have nothing to do!

"Brother Biao." Bellume Bo greeted with a sad smile.

Wu Biao directly opened the chair and sat down, waved to the chef in the distance: "Hurry up, get someone to serve food, I've been hungry for a long time." The colonel still has this right, and he even has the right to work alone. Leading dining room.

The chef's face darkened again and again, and finally he sighed and obediently obeyed Wu Biao.

Not long after, a few large buckets were carried up, and the chefs saved half of the bucket of rice, and then poured the leftovers in and delivered the food to Brother Biao!

Wu Biao also likes to use this kind of big bucket to eat, the amount is enough and it is delicious!

Stepping on a chair with one foot, holding a bucket in one hand, and a spoon in the other, Wu Biao started his big business of eating like a pig.

Not long after, a bucket was eaten and dropped to the ground with a bang.

Bellumebo covered his face, no matter how many times he experienced... sitting and eating with this guy, he still felt so ashamed.

He raised his head and exchanged a glance with Kebi, and they both read a clear meaning from the other's eyes: Hurry up, finish eating and leave!
Immediately, Beru Meber and the two of them also started to gobble up.

boom!
Another bucket fell, Wu Biao picked up the school cape and wiped his mouth, went to get another bucket, and said: "Keby, I heard from the old card that you can sail, I will grab a warship, and the three of us will go to the new one." The world is going to fuck that Four Emperors."

Kebi's food here is delicious, and he was stunned when he heard this remark, and the eyeballs of Beru Mebo on the other side almost didn't fall out, and he bit his tongue directly.

"hiss……"

With a cry of pain, Bellumebo hastily covered his mouth.

"What's wrong with you?" Wu Biao looked over with a puzzled face, only to see a smear of blood oozing out from the crevice of Bellumebo's fingers. This discovery made Brother Biao's expression change instantly, he stood up suddenly, and shouted One sound.

"Don't eat it, everyone, this food is poisonous!"

Hearing this, the chefs in the back kitchen were dumbfounded.

Bellumebo hurriedly wanted to stop drinking, but biting his numb tongue made him speechless, so he could only wave his hands again and again.

"puff!"

"Puff puff!"

"Puff puff puff..."

All the sailors in the cafeteria sprayed the food in their mouths, and the rice and dishes flew all over the sky in an instant.

Kachacha——

The flintlock guns were set up, and all the navy pointed their guns at the chef in the back kitchen with a look of resentment, and there was a feeling of "shooting and killing at random" in that posture.

All the staff in the back kitchen directly raised their hands, their faces were covered with sweat, and their legs began to tremble.

"It's wrong, don't shoot!"

"I didn't poison you!"

"Whoever cast the poison, stand up quickly."

"..."

Bellumebo stared at this scene dumbfounded, and then looked at Wu Biao, who was beside him with an angry face and surging domineering body. After regaining consciousness of his tongue, he forgot to stop it!

"Brother Biao, misunderstood, misunderstood!" Kebi was the first to reflect, and said anxiously in Wu Biao's ear: "Belumeb just bit his tongue, the food is not poisonous!"

Wu Biao was taken aback when he heard the words, and the incomparably mighty aura on his body withdrew, and he turned his head to look at Belumebo.

The corner of Bellumebo's mouth twitched slightly and nodded again and again.

Seeing this, Brother Biao directly waved his hand: "Continue to eat, there was a misunderstanding, the food is not poisonous!"

……

The entire headquarters cafeteria fell silent.

When Kebi and Beru Meber covered their faces, how dare you be aboveboard? It is the most correct way to run quietly in this situation!

The silence lasted for half a minute, and then...

Crack!
All the firearms turned their targets and pointed directly at Wu Biao. All the members of the back kitchen held pots and pans in their hands, and rushed out from behind in a swarm!

Seeing this, Wu Biao tilted his head and blinked!
"It's a good time, we are all like-minded people, we must exercise after dinner, hahahahahaha..."

Half an hour later, Wu Biao, with a relaxed face, walked out of the cafeteria with Keby and Keby, who were full of despair. The two of them looked back at the wailing everywhere in the cafeteria, and silently closed the door.

On the other side, two people were walking towards the cafeteria.

"Your grandson is causing trouble again. Lieutenant General Jonathan, the commander of the Navy's G[-] branch, sent a message that your grandson has made a big fuss in the G[-] branch."

Garp was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, and then smiled proudly: "As expected of my grandson!"

"..." Zhan Guo's face darkened: "Bastard, isn't this something to be proud of?"

Garp nodded frankly, and almost punched him in the spirit of the Warring States Period.

Wu Biao, who came out of the cafeteria on the other side, paused, shrugged his nose, and his expression changed instantly: "Fuck, old card head, old war head!"

Kebi and Beru Meber turned pale when they heard the words, and looked at Garp and Sengoku who walked out of the corner, their legs went limp, and they almost fell to the ground.

It's over...it's definitely over this time!
Wu Biao touched the pocket of his white coat, walked forward with pain in his face, and put his arms around the confused two: "Come on, Brother Biao, please go to the restaurant."

"..."

Karp and Sengoku looked at each other speechlessly, what kind of nerves did this idiot have today!
boom!
The door of the cafeteria hall was opened, and a man with a bruised nose and a swollen face staggered out in a general's cloak.

"Brigadier General Dajin?" Garp was taken aback, feeling something bad in his heart.

Wu Biao's face darkened, without saying a word, he jumped up and ran away at his fastest speed.

"Don't...let him run away!!" Commodore General Da Jin shouted hissingly.

Garp and Sengoku also noticed the situation in the cafeteria with their knowledge and arrogance, their faces were full of blue veins.

"Big Buddha!!"

With a roar of the Warring States Period, he transformed himself into a giant Buddha statue and grabbed Wu Biao who was fleeing.

Karp also stepped forward with a dark face, and an extremely brutal mixed doubles began...

(End of this chapter)