Death Maniac

Chapter 21 The deceased's pesticides are unsatisfactory, nine out of ten, I want to slaughter elementary school students all over the world right now.

Urahara store.

"It's here!" Rukia pointed to the Urahara store, just about to introduce the owner's background.

The closed gate of the store was pulled open, and a middle-aged man wearing wooden shoes and a white and green striped hat came out. It was Kisuke Urahara, the owner of the store.

Behind him is holding Ling Tiezhai, and two little ghosts.

"This is really a rare guest!" Kisuke Urahara half covered his face, glanced at Yixin and said, but then his eyes were suffocated, and fell on Ichigo beside Kurosaki Isshin.

To be more precise, it fell on Kurosaki Masaki who was in Ichigo's arms.

"Come in first!"

Rukia and Ichigo raised their eyebrows at the same time. Seeing Kisuke Urahara like this, it is obvious that he also knew Ichigo's mother, and the person he greeted at first was also Yiyi Yixin.

This is the first time for Kurosaki Ichigo to feel that his unscrupulous father is so mysterious.

But now is not the time to ask, Ichigo and the others walked towards Urahara store, but someone rushed in before them.

"Eat, is there anything to eat!!!"

Wu Biao had just entered the store, without even looking at Urahara and the others, he started looking for them in the store.

"..."

The corner of Yihu's mouth moved slightly, Brother Biao seemed to be really hungry!

"This is Mr. Wu Biao!" Kisuke Urahara looked at Wu Biao with a strange look in his eyes. Ever since he heard about Wu Biao's existence from Rukia, he has been paying attention to this human being.

But even he couldn't figure out what was going on with Wu Biao. He was obviously just an ordinary human being, but he possessed a combat power comparable to that of the Shinigami's chief officer. This made Urahara Kisuke have an urge to capture him for research... …

"Whatever comes first, Brother Biao will win!" Wu Biao replied without turning his head, but kept looking around the shop: "Hey, white and green hat, what do you eat in this shop?"

"Hehehe!" Urahara Kisuke smiled indifferently: "I'm a grocery store, and I don't sell food!"

boom--

Wu Biao fell to the ground in response, his previously excited face turned into a bitter face in a blink of an eye: "There is nothing to eat... I'm going to starve to death..."

"Well, we're just getting ready for dinner, if you don't mind..."

"do not mind!"

Before he finished speaking, Wu Biao jumped up, patted Kisuke Urahara on the shoulder and said, "That's right, it's good enough, if someone bullies you in the future, you can report Brother Biao's name, it will definitely work!"

"..." Hearing this, Urahara Kisuke couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. What's going on in this person's brain circuit?

But Wu Biao shrugged his nose, and ran directly into the room, and could hear a voice from a distance: "It's rice, it's really rice, it's really great!"

"Don't worry about him!" Kurosaki smiled secretly in his heart, and when you regret it, he said nervously: "Do me a favor, let my soul come out of my body!"

"learn!"

Urahara Kisuke smiled slightly, and directly touched the top of Kurosaki Isshin's head with the crutch in his hand, and his spirit body instantly separated from this special skeleton.

It has to be said that this special spirit body is brilliant, because after Kurosaki Yixin left his body, there was a chain connecting his chest to his physical body, just like a real human body.

No, it should be said that this is the real body... After all, the child is three years old!
Kurosaki, who had turned into a spirit body, couldn't wait to turn around, and the death-like Ichigo and Kurosaki Masaki in his arms came into his eyes. Even though he had thought a lot along the way, when he really saw Masaki, Kuroko Saki Isshin was still shaking with excitement.

"Father, how do you know this wooden shoe hat?" Ichigo, who was puzzled all the way, finally couldn't help asking the doubts in his heart.

"I……"

"Mr. Yixin is my friend in this world, and I have known him for many years!" As soon as Yixin was about to speak, he was interrupted by Kisuke Urahara.

Yixin frowned slightly, then nodded in agreement.

"Well, so I still know a little about Shinigami and Xu!"

Rukia and Kurosaki Ichigo then nodded in understanding. Although they were still a little confused, they didn't ask again.

"Go check Mrs. Kurosaki first, and tell me what happened by the way!"

……

"Xiao Yu, do you think this person will be strangled to death..."

"Uh." Xiao Yu blinked her eyes in bewilderment when she heard the words, looked at Wu Biao's gesture of sweeping up the food, and hesitated for a long time before saying: "Probably, it should, logically speaking, it won't be possible!"

The two children stared blankly at Wu Biao eating... Strictly speaking, it should be pouring rice, just like now Wu Biao is holding his head up, holding the big bucket they are cooking here, and pouring it into his mouth without interruption with...

I don't know if this guy's throat is as thick as a rice bucket. I didn't see him swallowing in his throat at all, but the rice in the rice bucket kept decreasing.

And that bucket of rice is the food of their whole family!
This also made the two children who were holding chopsticks not sure whether to eat or stay away from Brother Biao, because they were afraid that if Brother Biao was not full, they might be swallowed by this starving ghost...

And it's the kind that doesn't spit out the bones.

boom--

The sound of the rice bucket falling to the ground made the two children tremble in fright, and they both looked at Brother Biao warily.

"Come back to life." Wu Biao patted his belly and lay on the tatami mat with a really relaxed expression on his face: "Barely [-]% full!"

[-]% full?
How edible this product is!
The two children looked at the empty rice bucket, and couldn't help cursing inwardly. You must know that they had just finished cooking, and this group of people came before they even moved their chopsticks.

"Hey, are you really human?" Jinta asked boldly.

"Nonsense, I'm not a human, how could I be a ghost!" Wu Biao lit a cigarette, and Meimei took a puff.

"I don't know anything else, but at least I know ghosts can't be eaten without you..."

Only then did Wu Biao remember that this was someone else's house, and he felt a little embarrassed: "Ha, I'm really hungry. I gnawed on several tree barks along the way, but it didn't help at all."

"Eating tree bark, can that kind of thing be eaten?" Jin Tai was speechless, but he and Xiao Yu also relaxed, it seems that this guy should not eat people...

"Choose and choose, when there was a famine, they all lived by eating tree bark!" Wu Biao said quietly, and he still didn't forget to look at the two children contemptuously: "I see that you two have never been hungry like this!" !"

……

Not to mention when there was a famine in Karakura Town, why they never heard of it.Wu Biao's disdainful look of "you are ignorant" made the two little ones very upset.

Jinta said indignantly, "Who would suffer famine if they had such an asshole like you, and I have never heard of any place that survives by eating tree bark."

Wu Biao grinned, but this smile seemed a bit sinister: "You who have lived in the greenhouse since childhood are really too ignorant. There are so many edible things in this world, not to mention..." He His eyes swept over the two boys: "Let's just talk about you..."

"We..." Jinta's face changed instantly, and he dragged Xiao Yu to hide away from Wu Biao in a swish: "Hey, you... what are you going to do, don't you still eat people?"

"Are you kidding me!" Wu Biao glanced at Erxiao curiously: "I'm talking about the flower behind you, I can eat it if I remember."

Hearing this, Er Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.

"However..." Wu Biao touched his chin: "I heard that the taste of human meat is similar to that of beef. If you are about to starve to death, it is indeed a survival plan."

As soon as this remark was made, Er Xiao, who was just relieved, backed away again. If someone else said this, the two of them could still take it as a joke, but after seeing the starving ghost in front of him eating... the possibility Very high!

"Anyway, I have strong resilience, and it doesn't take long to grow back after cutting off a piece of meat!"

"..."

Crazy, this is definitely a lunatic, even I want to eat it, what else can't be done by this guy!
When Urahara Kisuke and the others came out, they saw that the two little ghosts were fully armed, and they were far away from Wu Biao. It felt as if Wu Biao moved and was about to run away with his life!
"How's it going, where's your mother?" Wu Biao asked after seeing a few people.

Why does this sound so awkward.

The corner of Ichigo’s mouth twitched slightly, but he still replied: “Mom is still in a coma, according to what Mr. Urahara said. Mother’s body has very strong energy, which completely exceeds the limit of ordinary soul bodies, out of a state of self-protection. That's why I'm unconscious. I have to wait for this energy to work with the soul and body for a period of time to reach a balance before my mother can wake up."

Wu Biao blinked his eyes. Regarding Ichigo's words, he could only say that he didn't understand at all!

"In short, I can't wake up for the time being!" Looking at Wu Biao's appearance, he knew that this guy didn't understand at all, and summed up what Ichigo said in an understatement.

"Oh, but why can't you wake up?"

"..." Kurosaki Ichigo patted his forehead, co-authoring what he had just said for a long time.

"Then you don't care about it!" Jiang was still old and hot, and he ignored Wu Biao's question, which was like a curious baby but couldn't explain it, and asked instead: "How did you do it?"

"do not know!"

"..." Yixin sighed: "Let's go back first!"

"Where is your wife, why don't you go together!"

"Do you understand if you are in a coma? In a coma, only Urahara has medical equipment to treat the soul body!!!"

"Then why are you in a coma?"

"roll!"

……

"Xiaoyu, Jinta, where are we cooking?"

"It was eaten up by that Wu Biao!" Jinta said.

"I'm so hungry, manager." Xiao Yu looked at Kisuke Urahara pitifully.

"..."

(End of this chapter)