Death Maniac

Chapter 116 This is a very serious and tangled question, don't laugh...

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Everyone in the men's room looked in the direction of Wu Biao, and with a heavy and long sound, the door of the toilet was pushed open little by little.

The door opened very slowly, and as the door opened, the surrounding air suddenly became cold, causing many people in the men's room to shudder subconsciously. A moan-like sentence came intermittently from inside. Come.

"sorry……"

The eerie sound and the suddenly cold air made some people in the men's room hold their breath, secretly feeling that things might not be what they thought!

At this time, the voice from the toilet came out again: "Brother..., I'm so sorry...you...you wait for me to get off, I'll finish wiping right away, and I'll move your seat!"

"..." Everyone in the men's room!
Wu Biao was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, and then realized that there were still people squatting in the pit!

The man with the mustache inside was also obviously frightened by Wu Biao's extremely ferocious tone. Within half a minute, he lifted his trousers and ran out without the waistband. When he saw Wu Biao's white coat, he looked like a prisoner After the shining moment.

"Brother... please!"

"Go, go, get out!"

Wu Biao waved his hand impatiently, and immediately opened the toilet door completely.

I saw a man with a half hole in his chest and a chain on his body under the toilet, staring angrily at the mustache who went out: "Damn it, get back to me and flush the toilet!"

"Hehe, I've seen earthbound spirits from hospitals, restaurants, dance halls... everywhere, but this is the first time I've seen an earthbound spirit squatting in a latrine like you!" Wu Biao said with great interest. Look at this ground binding spirit.

As soon as these words came out, not only the people in the men's room were stunned, but even the earth binding spirit who looked disgusted in the latrine was stunned for a moment.

"Can you see me?"

Then the face of the Earth Bound Spirit gradually changed into an indescribably disgusting face. His skin became scorched black, and only the whites of his eyes remained. He stretched out his festering hands in Wu Biao's direction, as if to pull Wu Biao Same as before.

"Come with me..."

"Fuck!"

Brother Biao was taken aback immediately, a veritable jump.

immediately……

Two minutes later, Earth Bound Spirit returned to normal state, lying on the toilet with a bruised nose and swollen face, with a distraught expression on his face, half of which was really sad, and the other half was probably smoked by the mustache's splash of shit!
"I've lived in this stinky place for more than ten years. It's hard to come across someone who can see me. I want to scare you, but you're so fucking cruel. Is my life so hard? Woooooooooo!"

"Don't talk about those useless things, tell me what's the matter with you, in your current state, if you enter hell, you'll be the one to blame, how can you die so badly in your soul!"

"Ah, yes..." The ground binding spirit was terrified, and subconsciously wanted to answer, but he was stunned instead.

No, I'm dead, why am I afraid of this bald man, he can't kill me again!
Therefore, the ground binding spirit glared at his neck, and said directly: "Never mind your business, I tell you, this pit belongs to me, if you dare to come in, I will directly hit your face if you throw shit!"

A blue vein suddenly popped up on Brother Biao's forehead.

Then another 1 minutes passed...

That ground binding spirit was like the elementary school student who was punished by the teacher, with the words 'I was wrong' written all over his straight face standing on his back!

This earth-bound spirit swears... I have been dead for so long, and this is the first time I know that I can die even if I become a ghost, and it hurts so much to be beaten!
"Come on, now I can have a good discussion with Brother Biao about life!" Brother Biao didn't get any strange looks at his words, because after the scene where he took turns to smash the toilet door, the man The people in the toilet have run away!
Not all of them ran away, at least they were kicked out of the toilet by Wu Biao before, and then changed into a pitted mustache, sticking out half of their buttocks, unconscious at the door of the toilet, there was still half of the chrysanthemum in the place of the chrysanthemum...

Resolutely ignoring the very ordinary scene, an extremely tragic story appeared in Wu Biao's ears bit by bit.

Just ignore this man's name. One summer more than ten years ago, when he was playing in this amusement park, he was wearing big white pants and white half sleeves. A squat is more than ten years!

Originally, his pulling could be said to be a huge leap, extremely comfortable and refreshing, and he didn't have the slightest tendency to constipation.As for whether he has hemorrhoids, this person said he did not!
In short, he was just plopping, but he didn't expect a serial arsonist to come to the toilet. Strictly speaking, he was chased by the police uncle, and he was forced into this toilet!

Then this desperate serial arsonist, in order to prevent the police uncle from coming in outside, filled the entire toilet with gasoline in his hand and lit it with a match.

It basically means one thing, if you fucking dare to come in, I will set fire to it!

After he made such a fuss, the police uncles naturally didn't dare to come in, so everyone blocked the door.

But in the end, the fire still started, because the arsonist slapped his foot and dropped the match in his hand into the gasoline. As a result, the fire exploded with a strong air pressure!
The door of the toilet collapsed, and according to the memories of the earth binding spirit, the toilet next to it collapsed, and shit splashed on his face...

"what?"

After hearing this extremely tragic story, Brother Biao was dumbfounded: "That is to say, there was a fire here, and you were still sitting on this toilet without running away, and then you were burned to death?"

"Yeah!" The ground binding spirit nodded with a dejected expression.

"..."

Wu Biao was speechless, and after a while he said with a strange expression: "Then why don't you run away, you ran when the arsonist came in. Or when he was pouring gasoline, you came out and killed him directly !"

"You know what a fart!"

The ground-bound spirit man jumped up, blushed and stared at Wu Biao and shouted: "Do you know what happened at that time? The door of the toilet and the outside of the toilet were f*ckingly crowded with crowds and reporters!"

"It's none of your business?" Brother Biao blinked in confusion.

The earth-bound spirit man blushed: "Because... I'm not wearing underwear!"

"What's the matter?"

"I didn't bring any paper either. The paper in this toilet is also used up. Plus, I'm urinating so freely, it's like urinating. I can't hold it back..." The ground-bound spirit man sighed.

"So I hesitated at the time. If I just ran out like this, without underwear to cover, such white pants would definitely be dyed dark yellow. Reporters would definitely take pictures of me, and tomorrow's news would become 'arson The criminal broke into the toilet, and a man ran away, and a photo of me running away is attached below!"

"From then on, I will live in the strange eyes of my family, friends, company, and even pedestrians on the street. I can say that I will never even think about raising my head in this life!"

"..." Wu Biao.

"Of course, the main reason is that I didn't expect... that idiot who set the fire would actually slide to the ground. When the fire started, it was too late for me to run away, and there was nowhere to escape!"

"Well..." Wu Biao nodded, and looked at this buddy with pity: "Okay, I understand, tell me if you have any wishes, I will help you fulfill them, after the miasma is eliminated, go to the dead soul Let the world erase the memory of this world."

"wish?"

Earth binding spirit was obviously taken aback when he heard the words, and then looked at Wu Biao eagerly.

"Find me some toilet paper and wipe my butt, okay, I can't touch the toilet paper..."

Wu Biao was silent for two seconds when he heard the words, and then directly grabbed the ground binding spirit's neck: "I can screw your head off, don't you believe it!"

"..." The earth-bound spirit man.

"Then can you think of a question for me?"

Wu Biao was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, his face was full of hesitation, and after a while he whispered: "Talk about it first, and I can tell you, don't ask me about addition and subtraction in the third grade and above. Not to mention multiplication and division, if you dare to mention it, I will directly throw you into hell!"

"Uh..." The ground-bound spirit man first expressed his speechlessness with an extended 'uh', and then looked at Brother Biao with an extremely strange look for a while, until he saw blue veins appearing on Brother Biao's bright forehead. Only then hastily withdrew his gaze and asked the question he wanted to ask.

"I just want to ask, am I doing the right thing? You said 'arsonist broke into the toilet, a man ran and ran away' and 'arsonist broke into the toilet, a man escaped and died in the flames'. Which one is better to choose?”

"I've been thinking about it for more than ten years. Should I pull up my pants and run, or should I find a way to stop running and run? This question has been entangled with me for more than ten years."

"Do you want to be the laughing stock of the whole world, and you can't hold your head up for the rest of your life, and the photos are spread on various websites and dating platforms; or let yourself die like a man, stand upright, even if you die, you will not embarrass your family!"

"So all these years, I've been squatting on this toilet, thinking about this question non-stop. Is it right to lose my life and live on my last breath? Or is it right to die like a man once again!"

"Fuck, do you even need to think about it?"

Brother Biao looked at the spirit-bound man contemptuously: "Of course he is a man, and the elders will be viewed with strange eyes for the rest of their lives. It would be better to die. If it is Brother Biao, I will absolutely..."

"Really?"

Before Wu Biao finished speaking, the ground-bound spirit man rushed forward with ecstasy, grabbed Wu Biao's hand and shouted excitedly: "Sure enough, I said that my choice at the beginning was not wrong. How developed the Internet is now , if any photos are sent out, it will definitely be spread all over the world in minutes, I am not aggrieved, not at all aggrieved!"

After the earth-bound spirit man finished speaking, he looked at Wu Biao with gratitude on his face, tears streaming down his face: "Thank you, thank you so much!" During the words, a wisp of miasma drifted directly from the depths of his soul. It came out, and then merged into Wu Biao's body!
Immediately afterwards, the body of the earth-bound spirit man gradually faded, and he disappeared directly into this toilet room, becoming a Buddha and going to the world of corpses and souls!

Wu Biao scratched his head in confusion, and then said what he hadn't finished.

"If it's Brother Biao, I'll definitely pull up my pants, cover my face and run out. Anyway, I have a lot of the same figure..."

(End of this chapter)