Douluo's martial arts devil fruit
Chapter 40 Pulling hair from the iron cock
Chapter 40 Pulling hair from the iron cock
In the early morning, all sounds were silent, and the eastern horizon shone with a trace of light, carefully soaking the light blue sky, and a new day gradually moved in from afar.
"Xiaoxue, I'll go to Shrek, and I'll be back in a while." Lin Er woke up from the bed.
Wang Xue opened her hazy eyes and said, "Go, come back early." Then she went back to sleep.
"Let's go." After Lin Er finished speaking, he turned and left. On the street, it was still just dawn, and only some breakfast sellers were already busy.
All the way to the village and into the Shrek Academy, the master said yesterday that the medicinal materials will be delivered to the cafeteria early tomorrow morning, and follow the familiar route to the cafeteria.
I saw the master cooking something inside, the white mist rose slowly, and a scent filled the room.
Seeing him, the master smiled and said, "Xiao Er, you came just in time, and you need your medicinal materials to be put into the pot."
Lin Er put the backpack beside Master, and said with a smile, "Master, do you want to cook medicinal food?"
The master nodded and took out the medicinal materials to look at, then cleaned them up and threw them into the pot, "Haven't you eaten yet? Stay for breakfast and go."
Lin Er shook his head and said, "No need, master, I'll eat it when I go back, and leave these for the students to eat."
"That's all right, you wait for a while, Flender will come in a while, and I will ask him to pay you later." The master stirred the pot without raising his head, and the aroma was stronger than before.
Lin Er felt that his saliva was secreting more, the smell was really craving, and the aroma in his nose stimulated his brain.
He rubbed his nose and said, "Don't worry."
Tortured by this fragrance, Tang San and the others came one by one, and they were a little surprised to see Lin Er.
"morning"
"morning"
"Here are the medicinal materials?" Tang San sat beside him and smiled.
"Isn't it? I've been tormented by this smell all morning." The more Lin Er smelled it, the hungrier he felt.
Tang San smelled it, nodded and smiled, "It's really delicious, let's eat it together later."
Lin Er waved his hands and said, "No, I'm waiting for your stingy dean here to pluck the feathers from the iron cock. It feels a bit interesting."
Tang San smiled, came to the master to help.
After a while, Flender came. Lin Er saw him and said with a smile on his face, "President Fu, come here."
Seeing his smile, Flender didn't know why, his heart trembled, and he wondered, "Why are you here? What's the matter?"
Lin Er smiled and said, "It's nothing, I want to pluck some hair."
"Plucking? Are you out of your mind? It's useless to say something." Flender rolled his eyes.
"No, no, no, how could it be useless, this hair is very valuable, two hundred gold soul coins." Lin Er said with a suppressed smile.
"Oh!" Flender's eyes lit up when he heard Qian, and he hurriedly came to his side and said, "Quickly tell me, why is the hair so valuable, I will also pull it out."
Lin Er couldn't bear it any longer. The master who was cooking something wanted to laugh when he heard their conversation.
Put the pot on the table and said, "Stop teasing him, Flender, give the money to Xiao Er."
"Ah?" Flender asked with a blank face, "What money?"
"The money for the medicinal materials, hurry up, Xiao Er has to go back." The master urged.
Flender remembered that Xiaogang did say yesterday that he wanted to buy medicinal materials to make medicinal meals.
Feeling pain in his heart, Flender said with a bitter face, "How much?"
"200 gold soul coins."
"What!" Flender seemed to have heard something serious, stood up in shock and said, "Why are the medicinal materials so expensive! It's money!"
"Hey, Dean Fu, it's not expensive, I even gave you a change, and it's half a month's worth, and I'll deliver it in half a month." Lin Er felt very upset. Comfortable, plucking from a hard cock is a pleasure!
Hearing that it was still half a month away, Flender's body wobbled and said with a crying face, "Xiao Gang, there's no need to do this, it's just a meal, what to eat is not to eat."
The master ignored him and said, "You invited me to teach the students, and you have to agree to my method, not to mention what you ate before? Steamed buns, rice and noodles, do you still want Shrek to flourish? Dreaming!"
The other students nodded viciously as if in agreement, smelling the smell of the pot, they used to eat pig food!
Hearing Shrek, Flender was taken aback, then said with a wry smile, "As you please."
"Then give me the money, Dean Fu." Lin Er stretched out his right hand and said with a sunny smile on his face.
Flender glanced at him, and for some reason, seeing this smile, he really wanted to punch him.
Reluctantly said, "Xiao Er, let's discuss it, can it be cheaper?" He still didn't give up, he didn't have much hair on his body, so he had to pluck it less.
"Ai, Dean Fu, what are you talking about, what kind of friendship do we have, of course this kind of thing..."
"Agreed?" Ferlande's eyes lit up.
Lin Er, who was talking passionately, suddenly said solemnly, "No, two hundred gold soul coins, thank you for your patronage."
Flender almost fell down, looking at him with vicious eyes.
"Puchi"
"Hahaha!"
Tang San and the others laughed at this scene, among them Ma Hongjun laughed the most happily.
Flender turned his head and glared at them, and everyone immediately held back.
"Hurry up, there's so much nonsense." The master urged again.
"I know, I know." Flender reluctantly took out a small box, and handed it to Lin Er with a full face.
"Dean Fu, can you let go?"
"Um"
"Then why don't you let it go."
"Um"
"..."
Lin Er pulled it hard, then took it from his hand, opened the box, full of gold soul coins, took out a few gold soul coins and knocked a few times.
"Why, I'm afraid I won't be able to lie to you!" Flender said angrily when he saw this.
"That's not bad, I heard that you tricked Tang San into buying a gem for hundreds of gold soul coins." Lin Er confirmed it, and smiled with satisfaction.
Hearing about himself, Tang San hurriedly said, "Don't say that, Xiao Er, that gem is really worth the price."
"Did you hear that?" Flender said with a smile after hearing Tang San's explanation.
"Cut, anyway, I've pulled out the feathers from your iron cock, and I have the capital to brag about." Lin Er teased the box in his hand.
As soon as these words came out, Flender was furious and slapped him on the head severely.
"Ah!" Ning Rongrong exclaimed.Zhu Zhuqing's face was a little pale, but the faces of the others remained unchanged.
I saw that half of Lin Er's head was taken off by Flender, leaving only half of his head, which seemed a little scary.
"Dean Fu, see you next time. By the way, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, why don't I leave after eating?" Lin Er said deliberately with his half head.
"Get lost! Don't scare my students here." After taking my money, I still want to keep you for dinner, just dream.
"Cut, don't eat if you don't eat." With half of his head, he turned and left the door.
"Sigh~" Ferlande seemed to be remembering his golden soul coin, turned around and saw the two girls were frightened, and explained...
Happy New Year everyone!
(End of this chapter)
In the early morning, all sounds were silent, and the eastern horizon shone with a trace of light, carefully soaking the light blue sky, and a new day gradually moved in from afar.
"Xiaoxue, I'll go to Shrek, and I'll be back in a while." Lin Er woke up from the bed.
Wang Xue opened her hazy eyes and said, "Go, come back early." Then she went back to sleep.
"Let's go." After Lin Er finished speaking, he turned and left. On the street, it was still just dawn, and only some breakfast sellers were already busy.
All the way to the village and into the Shrek Academy, the master said yesterday that the medicinal materials will be delivered to the cafeteria early tomorrow morning, and follow the familiar route to the cafeteria.
I saw the master cooking something inside, the white mist rose slowly, and a scent filled the room.
Seeing him, the master smiled and said, "Xiao Er, you came just in time, and you need your medicinal materials to be put into the pot."
Lin Er put the backpack beside Master, and said with a smile, "Master, do you want to cook medicinal food?"
The master nodded and took out the medicinal materials to look at, then cleaned them up and threw them into the pot, "Haven't you eaten yet? Stay for breakfast and go."
Lin Er shook his head and said, "No need, master, I'll eat it when I go back, and leave these for the students to eat."
"That's all right, you wait for a while, Flender will come in a while, and I will ask him to pay you later." The master stirred the pot without raising his head, and the aroma was stronger than before.
Lin Er felt that his saliva was secreting more, the smell was really craving, and the aroma in his nose stimulated his brain.
He rubbed his nose and said, "Don't worry."
Tortured by this fragrance, Tang San and the others came one by one, and they were a little surprised to see Lin Er.
"morning"
"morning"
"Here are the medicinal materials?" Tang San sat beside him and smiled.
"Isn't it? I've been tormented by this smell all morning." The more Lin Er smelled it, the hungrier he felt.
Tang San smelled it, nodded and smiled, "It's really delicious, let's eat it together later."
Lin Er waved his hands and said, "No, I'm waiting for your stingy dean here to pluck the feathers from the iron cock. It feels a bit interesting."
Tang San smiled, came to the master to help.
After a while, Flender came. Lin Er saw him and said with a smile on his face, "President Fu, come here."
Seeing his smile, Flender didn't know why, his heart trembled, and he wondered, "Why are you here? What's the matter?"
Lin Er smiled and said, "It's nothing, I want to pluck some hair."
"Plucking? Are you out of your mind? It's useless to say something." Flender rolled his eyes.
"No, no, no, how could it be useless, this hair is very valuable, two hundred gold soul coins." Lin Er said with a suppressed smile.
"Oh!" Flender's eyes lit up when he heard Qian, and he hurriedly came to his side and said, "Quickly tell me, why is the hair so valuable, I will also pull it out."
Lin Er couldn't bear it any longer. The master who was cooking something wanted to laugh when he heard their conversation.
Put the pot on the table and said, "Stop teasing him, Flender, give the money to Xiao Er."
"Ah?" Flender asked with a blank face, "What money?"
"The money for the medicinal materials, hurry up, Xiao Er has to go back." The master urged.
Flender remembered that Xiaogang did say yesterday that he wanted to buy medicinal materials to make medicinal meals.
Feeling pain in his heart, Flender said with a bitter face, "How much?"
"200 gold soul coins."
"What!" Flender seemed to have heard something serious, stood up in shock and said, "Why are the medicinal materials so expensive! It's money!"
"Hey, Dean Fu, it's not expensive, I even gave you a change, and it's half a month's worth, and I'll deliver it in half a month." Lin Er felt very upset. Comfortable, plucking from a hard cock is a pleasure!
Hearing that it was still half a month away, Flender's body wobbled and said with a crying face, "Xiao Gang, there's no need to do this, it's just a meal, what to eat is not to eat."
The master ignored him and said, "You invited me to teach the students, and you have to agree to my method, not to mention what you ate before? Steamed buns, rice and noodles, do you still want Shrek to flourish? Dreaming!"
The other students nodded viciously as if in agreement, smelling the smell of the pot, they used to eat pig food!
Hearing Shrek, Flender was taken aback, then said with a wry smile, "As you please."
"Then give me the money, Dean Fu." Lin Er stretched out his right hand and said with a sunny smile on his face.
Flender glanced at him, and for some reason, seeing this smile, he really wanted to punch him.
Reluctantly said, "Xiao Er, let's discuss it, can it be cheaper?" He still didn't give up, he didn't have much hair on his body, so he had to pluck it less.
"Ai, Dean Fu, what are you talking about, what kind of friendship do we have, of course this kind of thing..."
"Agreed?" Ferlande's eyes lit up.
Lin Er, who was talking passionately, suddenly said solemnly, "No, two hundred gold soul coins, thank you for your patronage."
Flender almost fell down, looking at him with vicious eyes.
"Puchi"
"Hahaha!"
Tang San and the others laughed at this scene, among them Ma Hongjun laughed the most happily.
Flender turned his head and glared at them, and everyone immediately held back.
"Hurry up, there's so much nonsense." The master urged again.
"I know, I know." Flender reluctantly took out a small box, and handed it to Lin Er with a full face.
"Dean Fu, can you let go?"
"Um"
"Then why don't you let it go."
"Um"
"..."
Lin Er pulled it hard, then took it from his hand, opened the box, full of gold soul coins, took out a few gold soul coins and knocked a few times.
"Why, I'm afraid I won't be able to lie to you!" Flender said angrily when he saw this.
"That's not bad, I heard that you tricked Tang San into buying a gem for hundreds of gold soul coins." Lin Er confirmed it, and smiled with satisfaction.
Hearing about himself, Tang San hurriedly said, "Don't say that, Xiao Er, that gem is really worth the price."
"Did you hear that?" Flender said with a smile after hearing Tang San's explanation.
"Cut, anyway, I've pulled out the feathers from your iron cock, and I have the capital to brag about." Lin Er teased the box in his hand.
As soon as these words came out, Flender was furious and slapped him on the head severely.
"Ah!" Ning Rongrong exclaimed.Zhu Zhuqing's face was a little pale, but the faces of the others remained unchanged.
I saw that half of Lin Er's head was taken off by Flender, leaving only half of his head, which seemed a little scary.
"Dean Fu, see you next time. By the way, I haven't eaten breakfast yet, why don't I leave after eating?" Lin Er said deliberately with his half head.
"Get lost! Don't scare my students here." After taking my money, I still want to keep you for dinner, just dream.
"Cut, don't eat if you don't eat." With half of his head, he turned and left the door.
"Sigh~" Ferlande seemed to be remembering his golden soul coin, turned around and saw the two girls were frightened, and explained...
Happy New Year everyone!
(End of this chapter)
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