The scumbag provoked the blackened male god again

Chapter 250 It turns out that the monitor has a crush on me [1]

[System: After testing, the hosts of the previous plane collapsed more than 50 times, and the punishment will be superimposed and issued on the next plane. 】

"...Understood." The fairy-like beauty gently lifted her long eyelashes, the tails of her glamorous eyes were slightly raised, with a lazy and seductive smile, "...the weirdness of the last plane, check Is there any result?"

[System: Our bureau is still investigating, please be patient and calm the host. ——In view of the fact that the escape method of the host on the previous plane was too hasty, our bureau decided that each plane will use forceful external force to help the host escape from now on. 】

Shen Lang didn't speak.

[System: Does the host still need to rest for a while? 】

The beauty suddenly raised her eyes and asked:
"What happened to Wen Jie after I left?"

Hearing this, the system was silent for a while before slowly opening the mouth and saying:

[...The host, please don't focus on irrelevant things. 】

"Maybe it really doesn't matter...but I just want to know." Her tone was a little casual, her long eyelashes slightly raised, and her eyes stared quietly at the light ball in front of her.

The light on the system flickered, and suddenly said coldly:
【After the host left, he dispersed all his wealth. 】

[It was only after the host left that he realized that his sincerity had been fed to the dog.Is the host satisfied? 】

Shen Lang slowly typed a "...?"

Are you sick from riding a horse?
Just talk about it, and satirize her, what is she doing, such a pitiful, weak and innocent beauty?
She sneered slightly, raised her eyebrows slightly, "What else? That's not what I want to hear."

【Then what does the host want to hear? Other things are not worth your attention. 】

"How did he end up?"

[System: As you wish, he was depressed and lonely all his life. 】

When she heard this, her watery fox eyes narrowed happily, shining brightly, "Don't wrong her... As an ex-wife, I hope that his children and grandchildren will be around their knees and enjoy the family happiness."

The voice is so charming and mellow, it makes people's heart itch, and their bones are crisp.

The system seemed to be unable to listen anymore. It was silent for a moment, and before she could finish speaking, she said coldly:

[Please host not to show off.The next plane is about to open, please prepare the host. 】

Shen Lang: "..."

...

Yinghua Middle School, Class 2, Senior Three.

This is a once-a-month 2-class spectacle: the audience is drowsy, and the stage is full of spittle.

Sometimes the spittle flies so hard that it can fly directly into the yawning mouths of comrades sitting on the "throne" beside the podium.

"Some comrades falsify history as soon as they come to the exam. Ask you about Tang Zong and Song Zu, and you answer Qin Huang, Han Wu! You don't even want to give you any money for free. I can't wait to give you all to Tutu. Don't say I taught you when you go out!"

The one standing on the podium flying spit stars is Lao Xu, the history teacher of Miracle Class 2. He looks exactly like Zhu Yuanzhang in the history textbook, with a mango face and deep purple lips, which looks like God.

A class lasted 45 minutes, and he spittled for more than 30 minutes, playing and sleeping, but no one paid attention to him.

Finally, Old Xu patted the table, cleared his throat, and made a conclusion:

"The history of our class is still very promising. As long as you work hard, you can grind an iron pestle into a needle..."

The whole class laughed.

...

...

When Shen Lang saw the world in front of him clearly, he slapped himself when he came up, and cursed secretly:
Make you open your eyes too fast, are you dazzled now?
She closed her eyes as if nothing had happened, and opened them slowly after a while——

"... "

Staring at the scene in front of her, she rubbed her eyes vigorously, and in her heart, ten thousand beasts roared past on the plain full of plants.

...she was dumbfounded.

Before she called out to the dog system in shock and despair, a big face approached in front of her eyes——

"Little Shen, what are you doing, why are you in a daze?"

"..." Before she could recover, she stared at this man expressionlessly, staring at him until her heart was frightened, and she shrank her neck.

"What kind of eyes are you looking at...Is the loan I owe you due or something?"

Shen Lang raised his fingertips and rubbed the center of his brows, raised his long eyelashes slightly, and asked lazily, "...How tall are you?"

The person opposite frowned strangely, and looked at her seriously, "You won't be pierced by the soul, right?...Why are you so wicked today, what kind of nonsense are you asking?"

"Come on, I'm probably overdoing it, and I need to take a break first—can you keep an eye on the teacher for me?"

She could tell that the original owner should have a good relationship with this person.

The man laughed heartily, "Sure, go to sleep, you're not the only one sleeping."

Shen Lang: "..."

She didn't have time to pay attention to others, she lay down with her arms on her pillow, closed her eyes lazily, and called the system in her mind,
"This is the punishment you gave me, right?"

She's lazy and nonchalant about her tone of voice.

[System: It is indeed a punishment for the collapse of the previous plane of the host, but this is only one of them, and the rest of the punishment will be randomly distributed from time to time. 】

Shen Lang sneered, "Come on, just give me the plot."

[System: The plot is being packaged... The package has been successfully packaged and sent.Please accept the host as soon as possible. 】

Shen Lang didn't say a word, quietly browsing the plot.

Compared with the previous planes, this plane is quite small and refreshing.

There is no vicious female supporting role, and there is no tragic cannon fodder. Everyone has their own ending, and even if it is not satisfactory, it will not be too bad.

Shen Lang even wondered what his purpose of coming here was, was he here to serve his sentence, or was he here for vacation?

She suddenly asked: "...What about the mission?"

[System: This is also one of the host's punishments.The missions on this plane are hidden and require a certain amount of time to be triggered. If the host does not reach that timing, the missions will not be released, and the missions on this plane will fail by default. 】

Shen Lang sighed: "...Tong, after all, you are a dog who can't beat you."

The ginger is still old and spicy, and the river is still old and deep.

She was about to give the General Administration of Time and Space a little thumbs up.

The plot of this plane is very plain, like boiled water in life, almost without any waves, clear and flawless.

In Shen Lang's eyes, these high school students are like happy beans, cute enough and innocent enough, if she is allowed to be a high school teacher, she might be very happy.But the scariest thing right now is——she is also a high school student, a happy bean in the eyes of others.

Shen Lang hated this identity deeply.

She still remembers the last time she wore her high school uniform, she managed to drop out of school.But this time? ... She has nothing to do, and she has nothing to be a monster. It is unrealistic to end this hard life as soon as possible.

This crooked idea was played by the General Administration, which blocked her every way, so that she had to suffer the crime of a high school student safely and completely.

She was still depressed in her heart, and in the next second she was slapped on the head, followed by Old Xu Zhong's angry howl:
"Still sleeping! The sun is scorching your head, the flood has flooded the Dragon King Temple, and the devils are about to call you still sleeping?!"

(End of this chapter)