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Chapter 243 Fa Hai Runs Away
The sun was setting and the night was coming as expected.

After the students dispersed, Xu Xian, who was the last to leave, also blew out the candles in the study hall and locked the door of the study hall.

"What's wrong today? Why am I restless and my eyelids keep twitching?" Xu Xian thought while rubbing his dry throat, and looked up at the moonlight in the sky.

The moon tonight is beautiful, hanging high in the sky, rounder than a monk's head.

Thinking of the monk's head, Xu Xian smiled himself.

He is usually not a rigid person, but his responsibility as a teacher does not allow him to show emotions other than calm, and he can only have fun secretly for a while when he is free.

"Mr. Xu, did you go back so late?"

"Mr. Xu, how is my son's homework today? If he does something wrong, you will have to discipline him!"

"Mr. Xu, come and buy some vegetables, these are fresh."

On the way home, many people greeted Xu Xian, and Xu Xian smiled and nodded to everyone.

Crossing the bustling street, an old shop selling lotus leaf chicken was booming. Xu Xian rubbed his stomach and walked in after smelling the aroma.

"Objective, what to eat?"

Seeing a guest come in, the guy with a towel on his shoulder hurried up to greet him.

Xu Xian glanced across the store, found a seat where no one was there, and sat down, and said, "Here's a lotus leaf chicken, a bowl of chicken bone soup, and two pancakes."

"Be objective, just wait a moment, the order will come right away." The waiter yelled at the back hall with a hoarse voice, "One lotus leaf chicken, one bowl of chicken bone soup, and two noodles!"

The lotus leaf chicken is an old shop, and the serving speed is very fast.

Just after Xu Xian drank a cup of tea, the lotus leaf chicken and the fragrant chicken bone soup were served by the waiter.

Xu Xian, who was hungry, sniffed the aroma of the lotus leaf chicken, with a three-point satisfaction on his face.He didn't speak, but stretched out his hand to tear off a few pieces of chicken, rolled it up in his hand with the bread, and ate it voraciously.

"Scholar, is the lotus leaf chicken delicious?"

While gobbling, a voice of inquiry suddenly came from my ear.

Xu Xian was so frightened that he choked, quickly drank a few mouthfuls of thick soup, and then looked up to the opposite side.

"you are?"

Xu Xian dared to swear that among the people he knew, there was absolutely no such person in front of him.

The stranger didn't answer, but just looked at the lotus leaf chicken on the plate, and asked again: "Scholar, is the lotus leaf chicken delicious?"

“Delicious, very tasty!”

Xu Xian hesitated for a moment, but still nodded, the taste of this lotus leaf chicken really lived up to the name of a century-old restaurant.

Hearing Xu Xian's words, the stranger smiled slightly, and said earnestly, "That's good, eat more. You won't have the right to eat things like lotus leaf chicken in the future!"

"I don't have the right to eat it? To me, lotus leaf chicken is not a high-end consumption, right? What does this person mean?"

Doubt flashed in Xu Xian's eyes, he looked at the person in front of him for a while, and thought to himself: "Is this person a lunatic who came here to amuse me?"

Thinking of this, Xu Xian couldn't eat anymore.

After all, there is a lunatic sitting opposite him, who knows if he will hit someone.

You know, it's not illegal for a lunatic to beat someone wherever he is placed. Xu Xian prides himself on being a scholar, but he has no interest in competing with a lunatic.

"Shopkeeper, wrap things up, and I'll take them home to eat." Xu Xian greeted the waiter who came to the store, wrapped up the lotus leaf chicken and bread, and planned to leave this place of right and wrong.

In fact, the lunatic in Xu Xian's imagination was Wu Ming who wanted to take him to become a monk.

Wu Ming looked at Xu Xian's actions, shook his head regretfully, and sighed: "Scholar, really don't want to eat? You have to think about it. After you shave or become a monk, you have no right to this lotus leaf chicken." have eaten!"

"You're full of nonsense, what a lunatic, I don't care about you." Xu Xian took the wrapped lotus leaf chicken, threw the tael on the dining table, turned around and went out.

Wu Ming sat on the bench, looked at Xu Xian's leaving back, with a three-point smile on his face.

In the next second, his figure disappeared directly in place, and no one knew where he was.

"It's really unlucky. You can meet lunatics every time you eat. I really didn't read the almanac when I went out. This lotus leaf chicken is probably going to be cold when I take it home. I don't know how it tastes like!"

Xu Xian carried the lotus-leaf chicken and walked in the alleyway with a lot of heaves.

Passing by a deserted corner, he only felt a black shadow flashing in front of his eyes, and he lost consciousness when his neck hurt.

"I will give you a chance, but you will not cherish it yourself. You have no right to eat this lotus leaf chicken in the future. You should go to Jinshan Temple to eat vegetarian food!"

The black shadow who made the shot was Wu Ming. He lifted the limp Xu Xian in his hands, looked in the direction of Jinshan Temple, and rose into the air.

Jinshan Temple is not far from Hangzhou, and it is only a few hundred miles away.

Ten minutes later, Wu Ming descended from the sky with the unconscious Xu Xian.

In the eyes, countless temples are built along the mountains, the Jinshan towers in the center of the lake, and the temples are built on the Jinshan, which is a scene of a Buddhist holy place.

Carrying the unconscious Xu Xian, Wu Ming went straight to the Tathagata Hall.

In the Tathagata Hall, eight hundred monks from Jinshan Temple are doing evening classes here, and the sound of chanting is endless.

Seeing Wu Ming carrying someone in, the elder who was chanting sutras was taken aback for a moment, and the chanting also stopped hoarsely.

"Amitabha!"

The elder proclaimed the Buddha's name, waved his hands to the monks, and stood up from the futon.

Wu Ming put down the unconscious Xu Xian, clasped his hands together towards the elder, and said, "Elder, is Master Fahai there?"

The elder was old, with his ears hammered on his shoulders, and it took him a long time to hear what Wu Ming was talking about, and he replied, "Master Fa Hai, he went out last night and hasn't come back yet."

"Didn't come back?" Hearing what the old monk said, Wu Ming frowned.

Judging from last night's situation, there should be demons in Fahai, and he should be retreating in Jinshan Temple.

In the movie, Fa Hai did just that, but now he is missing, which obviously doesn't match the plot in the movie, and he doesn't know where he went.

"The benefactor came to Jinshan Temple overnight. Besides looking for Fa Hai to preside over it, do you have other things to do?" The old monk said this, and glanced at Xu Xian who was on the ground.

Xu Xian is in his 20s, and because of his long-term reading to nourish his spirit, he looks like a small butcher.

Seeing such a handsome man, the old monk's eyes lit up, and his breathing became obviously heavy.

Wu Ming's eyes were like a torch, seeing the other party's reflection in his eyes, he couldn't help but secretly smiled and said: "Sure enough, all Buddhist holy places are fake, the more the light is under the light, the darker it is, and this is the story of the dark under the light. Hehe, Xu Xian, you are finished." , just wait for your butt to hurt!"

With a simple glance, Wu Ming saw several old monks with salivating expressions in their eyes.

You know, this is the Song Dynasty, and it was an elegant thing to cut off the sleeves and divide the peaches.

Needless to say, when Xu Xian went to Jinshan Temple to become a monk, his future prospects could be predicted, and he had to be caught by the rules.

"Xu Xian doesn't even let the white snake go, he has a bit of a taste, these monks should be able to satisfy him!" Thinking of this, Wu Ming said slowly: "Elder, I have a close relationship with the Fa Hai host, and it happens to be in the city of Hangzhou. I found that this person has the roots of wisdom and is a man to be made, and I also ask the elders in the temple to take him in."

The old monk walked forward tremblingly, looked at Xu Xian's appearance, and nodded with satisfaction: "There is a root of wisdom, and there is a root of wisdom at a glance!"

After saying this, the old monk leaned down again, squeezed Xu Xian's buttocks, and was even more satisfied now: "It's a material that can be made, it's a material that can be made!"

"where is this?"

After being touched a few times, the unconscious Xu Xian woke up slowly, and opened his eyes in a daze.

As soon as I saw it, I saw an old monk smiling obscenely at him, like a prostitute looking at a girl.

"Oh my god!" Xu Xian was startled, and quickly got up from the ground.

Looking around for a week, I saw that they were all bald, as if they had come to some temple.

"What is this place, why am I here?"

Xu Xian backed away in panic, but he still didn't understand.

Wu Ming looked at Xu Xian's reaction, and said to the old monk, "Elder, please shave him! I am willing to give another ten thousand taels of gold to reshape the golden bodies of the Buddhas in the temple. I just ask Jinshan Temple to shave him and become a monk."

With a flick of his hand, ten thousand taels of gold piled up like a mountain, making people unable to open their eyes.

Many monks in the temple looked red-faced and thick-necked, with greed flashing in their eyes.

Except for a few Qing monks, most people looked at the old monk eagerly, wishing to directly agree on his behalf.

"Shave? You brought me here, right?"

Xu Xian is not an idiot either, thinking of Wu Ming's previous actions, he hurried out and said as he ran, "I don't want to shave, you lunatics, I'm going to the Yamen to sue you!"

"Stop him, stop him quickly!" the elder said quickly, directing the monks to step forward to intercept him.

After all, Xu Xian was a powerless scholar. Before he could run far, he was thrown to the ground by several monks and forced him to the ground.

"Let go of me, let me go quickly, I'm a famous scholar, you can't treat me like this!" Xu Xian was pushed to the ground, still not convinced.

The old monk looked at the tens of thousands of taels of gold on the ground, then at Xu Xian who was struggling constantly, and finally made a decision in his heart, shouting: "Shave him, shave him!"

Two people pressed their shoulders, two people pressed their thighs, and one person held his head.

No matter how Xu Xian struggled, he was pressed to death, and he could only wailed: "The demon monks are all demon monks. I, Xu Xian, refuse to accept it. I don't want to be ordained, and I don't want to become a monk!"

"Elder, the razor is coming!"

The two young monks quickly prepared the water basin and razor, and placed them in front of the old monk respectfully.

The old monk picked up the razor and dipped it in water, nodded to Wu Ming, and said, "Xu Xian, if you enter Buddhism, you should avoid alcohol and meat, can you keep it?"

"No, I want to drink and eat meat, don't be a monk!"

Xu Xian's struggle was weak. The old monk raised the razor in his hand and said tremblingly, "It doesn't matter if you can't. There is no alcohol or meat in the temple. Just get used to it."

With one blow, a large piece of Xu Xian's hair fell off, and he burst into tears.

The old monk raised his razor again, and muttered: "Xu Xian, if you enter Buddhism and avoid female sex, can you hold it?"

"No, I'm an ordinary person, I can't stop the world of mortals!"

Xu Xian still refused, crying with snot and tears, looking very pitiful.

Hearing this, the old monk was still unmoved, and said tremblingly, "It doesn't matter if you can't, Jinshan Temple doesn't accept female guests, and you can't see women, just get used to it."

The second knife went down, and the hair fell down again, regardless of Xu Xian's objection.

The old monk raised the razor for the third time, and asked again: "Xu Xian, if you enter Buddhism, you should avoid killing, can you hold it?"

"I can't, I'm ruthless, I can't live without killing every day, please let me go!" Xu Xian has no strength to restrain a chicken, but when it comes to the critical moment, he doesn't blink when he tells a lie.

The old monk sighed slightly, and said tremblingly: "It doesn't matter if you can't, Jinshan Temple is protected by Buddhism, it is difficult to kill, just get used to it."

(End of this chapter)