Marvel's Berserker pleads to die

Chapter 325 Deadpool!Wade's chance!Skye Ready for Action ([-] in [-])

"Boss, have I passed?"

Shocked, Zhou Youping couldn't help looking at the other party's "honor" with disgust.

What kind of face is this?
The texture of the whole face looks like it was burnt in a fire first, and then soaked in water to make it swollen. It is best to use chili tones to change from red to black. If you have to use one thing to describe it, That is: a rotten tomato.

Even Erha can't chew on a uglier "masterpiece" than this!

In nature, it is estimated that only those casually long things in the deep sea can compete with it in terms of ugliness, right?

Seeing this face, coupled with the other party's abnormal reaction of not treating the injury as an injury, Zhou Youping instantly thought of a person
Zhou Youping: "What's your name?"

The ugly face replied with a terrible smile: "Hello, boss! My name is Wade Wilson. People call me Handsome Wade, and my Asian friends call me Pretty Boy. However, I plan to use the stage name 'Deadpool' in the future." .

We've actually seen it!Bars, mercenaries, green giants, any impressions? "

Wade!

Deadpool!

Sure enough, it's you!

Zhou Youping confirmed it instantly.

The ugly Wade didn't wait for Zhou Youping's reply, he continued, "Boss, boss, you asked my name because I've already passed the exam, so you want to put me in the personnel file, right?"

Zhou Youping shook his head: "No!"

Although he is an "acquaintance", and this "acquaintance" is also a guy with special abilities that can play a big role in certain situations, but Zhou Youping doesn't want to recruit people. Even if he wants to recruit people, he doesn't want to recruit such "" "Talent" to find fault for themselves.

Wade looked miserable: "Why?!"

Zhou Youping gritted his teeth and said through the gaps between his teeth: "Our premise is that 'the appearance conforms to the aesthetics of the public'! You look so small!"

Unconvinced, Wade took out a stack of photos from his pocket: "Obviously everyone praised me for being handsome when I was in school! You see, I was 20 years old at the time, and I was just getting married. This is my 16-year-old, pink and tender .This is an art photo I took when I was two years old, the one without clothes on, which one here is not a handsome guy?"

Zhou Youping looked at him quietly for two seconds, then took out his mobile phone to take a picture of him, then put the screen next to Wade's photo, then pointed to the mobile phone screen and said: "At least this one is not right now."

Seeing this, Wade reached out and touched his face: "Oh! My mask fell off!"

Zhou Youping took back his mobile phone: "Do you want me to post online to ask netizens if you are handsome?"

Wade shook his head: "No, my handsomeness needs to be experienced face to face. Believe me, as long as you meet me face to face, there are very few people in this world who can't be 'impressed' by my handsomeness."

Zhou Youping didn't bother to pay attention to his coquettish words, and waved his hand directly: "Goodbye."

Wade: "Are you sure you won't let me pass?"

Zhou Youping: "Yes."

Wade nodded his scary head resolutely: "Okay!"

Zhou Youping took a step back, ready to close the door.

However this time.
Wade took out a hammer from nowhere, and then he hammered his body with force and quickly, smashing his wrists, chest, knees, etc. out of shape in a short while.

After awakening, Wade has a strong self-healing power and vitality. He can recover no matter what kind of damage he receives. Even if he is hit to a vital point, he will not die. As long as there is one cell left, he can complete self-regeneration!

In addition, he has a strong adaptability to pain, and his whole body is like a zombie. Unless he is disabled, he will not lose his mobility due to injury.

After doing this.

Snapped--

Wade suddenly sat on the ground, and then shouted loudly: "Big news! Zhou Youping beat innocent people! They are going to kill them!"

After shouting, he glanced at Zhou Youping triumphantly, and then lay his whole body on the ground.

After Wade finished yelling, a few figures carrying cameras and microphones suddenly appeared from the surrounding flowers and grass. kinds of equipment.
After a while, the front of Zhou Youping's house was surrounded by reporters.

After listening to the sound, Wade knew that someone was coming, so he decided to add something more. Then, he began to write a "suicide note" on the ground with his fingers stained with blood.

Zhou Youping nodded to the reporters around, and then asked, "Have you captured everything?"

All the reporters nodded.

Then, Zhou Youping pointed to a place next to a certain door, lowered his head and said to Wade, "I still have a close-up."

Wade realized instantly that everything he did was being photographed!
Seeing that Pengci failed, Wade immediately got up from the ground dragging his crooked body, trying to escape from the scene.

At this time Zhou Youping looked down at what Wade had written on the ground:

I, the honest, friendly and handsome Wade, went out shopping today. I met someone who was jealous of my beautiful appearance and fisted me. I was about to die. Hundred words)

Zhou Youping didn't finish it, only read the beginning Zhou Youping couldn't help but a sentence popped out in his mind - MD, retarded!
Good guy, it's such nonsense to say that you are "dying soon", don't you have the strength to use it to ask for help?

The next moment, Zhou Youping suddenly smiled, very relieved.

Everyone in Zhou Youping's "circle of friends" has a high IQ, which puts a lot of pressure on Zhou Youping.

After "Iron Fist", Zhou Youping finally met another well-known person who could give him a sense of superiority in IQ!

That being the case, don't say I won't give you a chance.
The next moment, a bloody hand flew out from Zhou Youping's bloody coat.

The speed of nerve reflexes will affect the speed of Zhou Youping's doing everything, which naturally includes reading and thinking.

Zhou Youping can easily read a [-]-word article in a second, which is much better than ten lines at a glance!
Well, if it wasn't because Zhou Youping doesn't like to use his brain, and his brain circuit is different from ordinary people and he has a bad memory, then Zhou Youping can be regarded as a genius now.

Wade, who has limited legs and feet, just jumped out a few meters.

At this time, a big hand suddenly squeezed his head tightly.

Well, this guy Wade is more narcissistic, he is not willing to hurt his face, although his ruined face can basically be used as a plastic surgery
Wade froze instantly.

no way.

If other parts were caught, even if it was penis, he would dare to cut the knife with a backhand, but if the head, if the head was cut, he would lose consciousness until his brain recovered.

"Boss, what's the matter?" Wade said with a smile.

Is that what you said?

Do not hit smiley people.

But because of Wade's previous escape, now his back is facing Zhou Youping, Zhou Youping can't see his smiling face.

Thinking of this, Wade tried to turn around so that Zhou Youping could see his smiling face, using his smiling face to reduce the possibility of Zhou Youping attacking him.

Although he is not afraid of pain and can heal, it takes time to heal. If the injury is too severe, he will not be able to catch up with the part-time job for a while.

But Zhou Youping didn't want to see his unappetizing face, Wade's head was held tightly by bloody hands, and he couldn't move.

At this time, Zhou Youping said: "I have good news for you! Your sternness has moved me! So, I decided to give you a chance!"

Wade became excited when he heard it!

I'm coming!

Not long ago, Wade had just wiped out the enemy who turned him into what he looked like and reunited with his girlfriend.

After Wade killed his enemy, he didn't become peaceful because he lived a life of marriage and having children. Instead, he planned to use his immortality to do things that he wanted to do before but was afraid of dying. He spread all over the world. Run to be a "sin buster", take the task to receive the bounty, and then use the bounty to buy a car and a house, as well as the money to prepare for the wedding and honeymoon with your girlfriend.

However, the good times did not last long.

Wade had just embarked on his path of "Evil Buster", but for the sake of convenience, he simultaneously received two missions with the same target in the same city in the island country - two missions to assassinate the gang boss.

Well, earning money and punishing crimes, Wade thinks he is smart when he thinks about it!

In order to complete this mission, Wade borrowed a large sum of money from his friends to fund the mission.

It turned out that after completing the missions, he found that these two missions had a characteristic, their mission objectives and the names of the bounty posters were swapped to create another mission.
Yes, Wade killed both of his employers!

Wade couldn't get the money, and by the way, he also took in the deposit that he had handed in when he picked up the task.

Now Wade can be said to be penniless!
Because of the "killing employer" record, Wade can no longer accept the task.

In order to maintain his life, Wade had to honestly come out to work to earn money.

You say repay the debt?
What a joke!Why do I have to pay back the money that I, Wade, borrowed with my ability?
Wade kept looking for jobs through the Internet and newspapers, and then found Zhou Youping's recruitment information.

A job with a base salary of $[-] per week plus commission!
More than 1 per week, rounded up to [-] to [-] per month, and rounded up to [-]!

That's millions of dollars every year!
This is already far more than the income of middle-class families!

The bounties of the two gang bosses that Wade spent more than half a month to kill were only worth about 20 US dollars, and part of the 20 was the various costs he paid for this task!
Relying on this income, Wade will soon be able to raise enough money to marry his girlfriend and settle down, and even soon enough to continue his "hero dream"!
Therefore, this income is full of temptations for Wade!

After hearing Zhou Youping's words, Wade said excitedly: "Boss! I will work hard! Boss, are you tired? Let me squeeze your shoulders, oops! Boss, relax, or I won't make it through."

Zhou Youping frowned and manipulated the bloody hand to continue to hold Wade tightly: "Your hands are muddy and bloody, stay away from me!
I didn't say that I want you now, I just said that I will give you a chance, I can exempt you from the requirement of appearance, and you have completed the second condition, now you only need to complete any one of the other two conditions and I will accept it next to you. "

Wade didn't care about Zhou Youping's conditions at all.

He even passed Zhou Youping's level, so what's the point of playing with the US team for an hour?With an immortal body, he can't win at most, but there is no possibility of losing!

Thinking of this, Wade bounced away.

Looking at Wade's back, Zhou Youping smiled slightly.

Thank you, Steve!Your old age life should be vibrant starting today!

Because there were a group of reporters around, the news that someone had passed Zhou Youping's wonderful examination spread instantly.

Those who have ideas about the high salary of [-] US dollars a week are gearing up one by one, wanting to learn from the performance of the passers.

However, when those thoughtful people saw Wade's distorted and frightening appearance after being punched by Zhou Youping twice (thinking that Wade Chou was beaten by the protagonist), everyone retreated.

However, following what others say, there are still a few "heretics" who still do not choose to give up.

New York, inside a Catholic orphanage.

One of Zhou Youping's fanatics - Skye repeatedly watched the video on the computer and analyzed:

"Zhou Youping didn't use all his strength in the 'two blows', because he didn't want to kill anyone, so he reserved his strength.

In this way, his first attack should be a test, and after the test is completed, he intends to knock down the opponent in the second attack, but if Zhou Youping underestimates the opponent in the first test, it is very likely that the second attack will fail. knock down the opponent.
Um!This level has a chance!

As for the remaining two conditions, one has to be completed!
An hour with Captain America?This feeling can't come.

Take 100 billion from Stark?

Hmm. Can my computer level do it?
Even if it can be done, will I be discovered by the Stark Group soon, and then be taken away by the police?

Wait, Zhou Youping has a good relationship with Tony Stark.He asked Stark to be the examiner of this level, he should have greeted Stark, right?

If it doesn’t work, I’ll return the money immediately after taking the money, leave a proof, and leave a message to Tony Stark to apologize, and then say that I’m one of Zhou Youping’s subordinates. That should be okay, right?
Um!that's it!
Ha ha!You can't hide from me, Zhou!young!flat!
Oh~haha~hahaha~hahahaha~"

Inside Stark's sea view villa.

"Ha Qiu~"

Stark sneezed violently.

The artificial intelligence Jarvis immediately said: "Sir, you have not rested for 54 hours, and your physical condition is in danger. I suggest you go to bed immediately."

Stark shook his head: "How is it possible? I'm still young and strong! Well, well, I'm really tired. Forget it. After I finish dealing with this group of formulas, Jarvis, let me talk about some interesting things that happened recently. Refresh me."

Jarvis: "Okay, sir, three days ago, your friend - Mr. Zhou Youping opened a new 'cultural media company'."

Hearing this, Stark whistled: "I won't be sleepy after saying this, has the young man finally 'grown up'?"

Jarvis: "Things don't seem to be what Mr. thinks, the details are as follows."

Jarvis and Stark displayed the wonderful recruitment information of Zhou Youping's company.

Jarvis: "Sir, Mr. Zhou Youping did not invite you to be an examiner. According to the law, his behavior has constituted a fraudulent behavior. It is recommended to call the police."

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