My school flower beauty president

Chapter 177 Take Your Car Again!
Chapter 2 Take Your Car Again!
Ye Xietian and Ye Xiran walked down this nameless mountain together.

The two walked to a road.

Ye Xietian walked to the middle of the road and spread his arms wide.It looks like I opened this road and planted this tree. If I want to live from now on, I will leave the money to buy the road.

At this moment, a car on the road quickly drove towards Ye Xietian.

Ye Xietian remained motionless, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Ah, I'm dying, I'm fucking hitting someone. Ah, ah. Ah. Ah, what should I do? Should I run away, or run away?" A few minutes later, a private BYD car A man screamed from inside, he yelled for a while, and then stepped on the accelerator.

"Hey, buddy, drive slowly, drive slowly, you are already [-] horses over the speed limit, we don't care about speed, but if your driver's license is revoked by then, it will be bad." At this time, A man stood up from the darkness and patted him on the shoulder.

"I'm driving so fast, it's not because I hit a flying person. Ah. Who are you? Who are you?..." The owner sitting in the driver's seat frightened.

"I'm the guy in the middle of the road just now." Ye Xietian said with a smile.

"Ah, I'm going to die, I'm going to die. This time I really died, ah ah. My TMD really encountered a ghost this time, and TMD was on this unmanned road." Ah, God, ah , I am your poor believer, I pray to you every day, and say Amitabha every day, please save me.Amitabha, Amitabha. "The car owner in the driver's seat clasped his hands together, then tapped his chest, and said a Catholic prayer.

"Damn it, I said buddy, Amitabha is used by Buddhist monks, you believe in God, will you be beaten by Jesus and Shakyamuni for doing this?" Ye Xietian said speechlessly.

"Uh, then tell me, what should I say when I believe in God?" the car owner asked hastily.

"You don't even know if you believe in God? You still say you are the most faithful believer in God? Let me tell you, I am the truest believer in God. Listen well, before you believe in God, you have to say, hey, where are you, a monster? The old grandson accepted you today, the old lord in the sky will show up soon, the old lord Taishang will show up soon, the old lord Taishang is in a hurry..." Ye Xietian said in a dignified manner.

Ye Xiran couldn't help but glared at Ye Xietian when he heard it, and hit the little scoundrel with his little hand.

"Uh, brother is indeed an expert, thank you brother." The owner of the car imitated Ye Xietian and recited the spell very amusingly.

"Hey, where did you go, you monster? Old Sun took you in today. Uh, I said, man, why do I hear what the monkey said in "Journey to the West" broadcasted by CCTV?" The driver seated asked the owner of the car in puzzlement.

"That monkey is Catholic, and that monkey believes in God. You don't even know this? God is the Jade Emperor, do you understand? Do you have it?" Ye Xietian said.

"Uh, didn't that monkey fight with the Jade Emperor, no, didn't he fight with God? How could he believe in God?" the car owner asked suspiciously.

"Is that a monkey? Monkeys are very smart, right? Haven't you heard of the monkey spirit? The reason why the monkey fought with the Jade Emperor was to attract the Jade Emperor. No, it was God's attention." , Only by attracting the attention of God can he enter the Catholic Church to have a good relationship with God. Why are you so stupid!" Ye Xietian said angrily.

"Uh uh uh, dude is right, I'm too stupid, I'm too stupid." The car owner said.

"Uh, that's not right. Didn't that monkey finally become Dou Conquer Buddha and convert to Buddhism? He should be a Buddhist. How could he believe in God?" Suddenly, the car owner came to his senses and asked in puzzlement.

"Are you stupid? The reason why the monkey converted to Buddhism was actually the idea of ​​God, the Jade Emperor. It was an undercover agent sent by God to Buddhism, so that the monkey could gain a firm foothold in Buddhism and become a villain when the two religions fought. Do you understand? Otherwise, why do you think that God called Lord Tathagata to help suppress the monkeys? Since then, God has already started to make arrangements." Ye Xietian said seriously.

"Yes, yes, let me just say, the mounts of heaven are so powerful, and some of them can't even beat monkeys. If God really wants to capture monkeys, he will directly take out those chickens, cows, snakes, tigers, spiders, and eagles. , and we can take care of that monkey." The car owner said with a dazed look on his face.

"That's right, that's the case. God is also a good face, okay? After all, he is also the Ninth Five-Year Supreme. If it weren't for this, how could he lie under the table and ask someone to invite the Lord Buddha? All these are routines, do you understand?" Understand, do you understand?" Ye Xietian said.

"66666666, this God is really 6, this God I obey! This God is really powerful, 233333333, 6 more than the blind monk I met yesterday in the jungle! The blind monk released two Central Asian hourglasses in the early stage, which is gold body, killed me in seconds, and later produced six golden bodies, golden body after golden body, golden body after golden body, tortured me, it was a tragedy, that blind monk was really hanging." At this time, said the owner.

"..." Ye Xietian.Is he sure he knows what being passive is?Is he sure he will play League of Legends?He was sure he didn't go straight into the pagoda, and then was wiped by the blind monk, and the head was taken by others?He's sure his lol level isn't minus thirty?

"Uh, did you go straight into the tower?" Ye Xietian asked.

"Of course, lol is an adventure game. You have to dodge the defense tower all the way from your own side, and then walk to the spring to win!" the owner of the car said as a matter of course,
"Then have you dodged?" Ye Xietian asked.

"No, I'm afraid my skills are not good enough. After more than 200 minutes of fighting, I can't reach the opponent's crystal with six fanatic armors on my body." The owner of the car said depressedly.

"Uh, may I ask who is the hero you play?" Ye Xietian asked.

"Of course it's ice, it's a must-play. Can you race your own arrows with e and R? And it can also prevent the opponent's people from dodging the attack of the defensive tower and walking towards our crystal." The car owner said to himself The hero he likes, he immediately said with dancing.

"..." Ye Xietian.

"By the way, buddy, where are you going?" the car owner asked at this time.

"The intersection ahead." Ye Xietian replied.

"Okay." The owner said.

At the intersection, Ye Xie suddenly got off the car.

After Ye Xie got out of the car, he heard the car owner say that you are welcome to sit again next time, and you are welcome to come together next time lol if you can guarantee that you can reach the local spring, Ye Xietian was speechless for a while. The owner of the car said loudly: "Hey, buddy, do you remember that you just killed someone? I was that person, thank you for taking me home. Next time I will take your car again."

呲呲呲!
It can be clearly seen that the car in front started to slam into the road.

"My mother. I had a conversation with ghosts. Oh, God, Amitabha, hey, where are you going, you monster, Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law, please don't let him sit in my car next time For this reason, I am willing to eat fast and recite the Buddha’s name every day, grow my hair to practice Taoism, and recite the Bible every day..."

ps: Ask aloud, can you understand this?

(End of this chapter)