Chapter 9
05:30, off work time.Ying Ying'er continued to sit and play without moving.She really wanted to get off work on time, but a certain workaholic worked overtime until seven or eight o'clock every day, and worked overtime until ninety o'clock every day.This guy doesn't leave by himself, and she is not allowed to go first.And that cheapskate hasn't even given her a key to his house until now, and he has to look at his face every day when he enters the door.Alas, it's not a good day!

Just when Ying Yinger found a good novel and was about to pass the time, the office door was slammed open.Pan Erjun glanced at her, and said lightly: "Get off work."

"Oh." Ying Yinger nodded, turned off the computer, picked up her things, and followed him to get off work.

Ying Yinger took out her mobile phone and checked the time, she was right, it was 05:30!Get off work on time?Taking the wrong medicine?ah!Should it be because of...

Secretly glanced at Pan Erjun who walked half a beat slower than usual, she thought clearly: It must be because of the aunt.Hehe, when I came here by myself, every time I could not stand the stomachache on the first and second day, I had to take painkillers.Mr. Pan Erjun must have a stomachache right now, but he has endured it without changing his face. This guy's endurance is really top-notch.

When the two returned home, Pan Erjun didn't even make a single extra movement, and went directly to the room and closed the door to sleep.Ying Yinger looked at his closed door and thought: Hmph, I told you to deduct so much money from me!Go ahead, I don't care about you.

Ying Yinger sat on the big sofa in the living room, curled up and watched TV.After a while, she was a little hungry. She ran to the kitchen and looked through the things she bought in the supermarket in the morning. Instant noodles, ham, biscuits, potato chips, brown sugar... She accidentally bought brown sugar.

Ying Ying'er took the brown sugar and weighed it, then looked at the closed door next door.After all, that is my body, so it won't do me any good if it hurts, right?Besides, treat him better, maybe add 100 yuan to me later!
Thinking about it this way, Ying Yinger decided to take good care of her original body.

Open the package, scoop two spoonfuls of brown sugar into the cup, add boiling water, stir it, and it's done!This is the holy medicine for dysmenorrhea!Carrying the cup to his room, he rummaged through the boxes and chests to find out the leftover analgesics he had taken before, and knocked on the door of Pan Erjun's room, but there was no sound from inside.Ying Yinger thought for a while, opened the door and walked in.

Pan Erjun's room is very clean, sometimes Ying Ying'er wonders if Pan Erjun has a cleanliness habit, as long as the things he organizes will feel shiny.On the clean and spacious bed, Pan Erjun lay on his side without taking off his clothes, his waist-length black hair hanging down his back.He tilted his head, his palm-sized face was pale, and his long eyelashes were covered like a fan.His brows were tightly frowned, his thin body was curled up on the big soft bed, and his body was crookedly covered with a thin quilt.He looked a little fragile like this.

Ying Ying'er put down the water glass, bent down, and raised her hand to cover him with the quilt.Pan Erjun suddenly opened his eyes to look at her, Ying Ying'er withdrew her hand in embarrassment.

The air conditioner in the room made a faint "humming" sound.Ying Ying'er looked at Pan Erjun, his eyes narrowed slightly, losing their usual sharpness.Ying Ying'er smiled dryly, opened her mouth and was about to say something, but Pan Erjun closed her eyes, as if she didn't want to talk to her.

Ying Ying'er withdrew her smiling face abruptly, and the room was completely silent.

Ying Ying'er was quiet for a while, then pushed him: "Hey, take the medicine and it won't hurt anymore."

Pan Erjun turned his head to the other side and ignored her, Ying Yinger pushed him again: "Pan Erjun, take your medicine."

Pan Erjun opened his eyes, and thought a little depressingly: She should be the one who should be in pain, but now she is pretending to be a good person here, and he, a big man,...has dysmenorrhea, and...and the pain is so painful!Damn it!He must quickly find a way to change back to his body, and he can't let God play like this anymore!

"Do you want to eat?" Ying Yinger shook Pan Erjun vigorously, who didn't respond at all. Why is he so awkward?
"Don't eat." Pan Erjun's voice was muffled.

"No! The body is mine too! I can't let you ruin it, eat it quickly!" Ying Ying'er became tough, turned him over, and stuffed the medicine into his hand, not allowing him to refuse.

Pan Erjun stared at the medicine in his hand. It was written on the medicine box: It is specially used to treat dysmenorrhea in women.Pan Erjun threw away the medicine with a snap, damn it, he would never take a woman's medicine.

Ying Yinger looked at the medicine thrown out and said angrily, "Okay! If you don't take it, I'll take a cold shower right now, and I'll ruin your body too!"

"You go. It's not me who froze to death anyway."

Ying Yinger saw that the tough policy was useless, so she switched to the policy of begging: "Eat it! I beg you, your face is blue from the pain. My heart hurts when I see it!"

Pan Erjun pursed his lips tightly and did not speak.He was in so much pain that he couldn't bear it anymore. It was said that men are not as strong as women in bearing pain. It seems to be true, but even so, he didn't take the medicine.

Ying Yinger smiled: "Well, if you don't take medicine, at least drink the brown sugar water."

"No."

"Drink it, it's delicious." Ying Yinger suddenly felt that she was coaxing a little boy who didn't want to take medicine.

"Do not."

"Drink! Hurry up!" Ying Ying'er got angry, and suddenly pulled Pan Erjun up from the bed, brought the sugar water in front of him and said, "Don't be self-willed, you'll feel better after drinking it."

Pan Erjun looked up at her, and saw that her eyes were full of worry.

"Drink." Ying Ying'er said softly.

Pan Erjun looked at the dark brown sugar water in the cup, took it, raised his head and drank it abruptly.Ying Yinger looked at him happily and asked, "How is it, is it better?"

Pan Erjun shook his head and said, "It still hurts." Then he lay down again hugging the pillow.

Ying Ying'er was a little confused and said, "Then... let me rub it for you."

Pan Erjun shook his head.

Ying Yinger got angry, took off her shoes and climbed onto the bed, lifted the quilt, turned Pan Erjun over and said, "Don't lose your temper!"

"You..." Pan Erjun opened his eyes and stared at her fiercely.

"Shh, don't talk." Ying Ying'er skillfully rubbed Pan Erjun's stomach back and forth with her broad and warm palms, with moderate strength, so comfortable that Pan Erjun temporarily forgot about the pain.

"How is it? Are you more comfortable?" Ying Yinger asked with a smile.

Pan Erjun closed his eyes and enjoyed it, the pain that had tortured him all day finally eased.

While lying in a daze, he thought that he must change his body back before coming here next month!

Ying Yinger looked at Pan Erjun who was sleeping with her eyes closed, and also yawned sleepily. She lifted the quilt and got into the bed. Anyway, Pan Erjun's body is hers, and there is no concept of incompatibility between men and women.She fell asleep on her side, yawning and rubbing Pan Erjun's stomach.Gradually, the rhythm of her hands became slower and slower, and finally stopped completely, and she fell asleep with Pan Erjun in her arms.

The lights in the room were not turned off, and it was bright, but it didn't affect the two people sleeping in each other's arms at all.

In the morning, the sun shines through the window.Pan Erjun opened his eyes in a daze, and a face that was so familiar that he couldn't be more familiar with it magnified in front of his eyes.I saw that Yinger's head was very close to his, her breath was blowing on his face, there was a tickling feeling, and her hand was still on his stomach.He shrank his head back in fright and froze for a moment before remembering what happened last night.He gently took her hand away, backed away calmly, got up and walked out of the room.

The moment he closed the door, he thought, this woman is actually not that unbearable.

Pan Erjun walked into the bathroom, walked into the kitchen after washing up, opened the refrigerator and looked, there was a pile of snacks in the refrigerator, after flipping through it twice, there was not even a single thing that could be cooked.Pan Erjun closed the refrigerator, went back to the room and put on his coat, tied his long hair with a rubber band in front of the mirror, put on the rimless glasses he just got, took his wallet, and was ready to go out.

Ying Ying'er was woken up by his movement long ago, she sat up, rubbed her eyes, and asked in a daze, "Where are you going?"

"supermarket."

"I am coming too!"

Pan Erjun squinted at her: "What are you going to do?"

Ying Ying'er smiled: "You are not feeling well, I will carry your things for you!"

Pan Erjun glared at her: "No need."

"I want it! You wait for me!" Ying Yinger quickly crawled out of the bed. She didn't take off her clothes yesterday, so she just needed to add a coat. Within three seconds, Ying Yinger stood Pan Erjun said in front of him, "Let's go."

Pan Erjun looked at her smiling face and said, "You haven't washed yet."

Ying Ying'er laughed mischievously: "No one knows."

Ying Ying'er has a bad habit, that is, she is sloppy on weekends, and she doesn't wash up when she doesn't go out, and even if she goes out, she doesn't wash up.Her reason was that her delicate skin was covered with cosmetics for five days, at least on weekends it should be breathable, this is the way of beauty maintenance.

"..." Pan Erjun closed his eyes fiercely and said, "Go and wash!"

Ying Yinger combed her hair in the mirror, looked at her handsome face in the mirror and said, "Don't worry, you'll look handsome even if you don't wash it."

"Deduct one..."

"Go right away!" Ying Ying'er raised her hand and immediately interrupted him. Under the effect of money, let alone let her wash her face and brush her teeth, even if she was asked to take a shower before going out, she would not complain.

In less than a minute, Ying Yinger stood in front of Pan Erjun again: "Okay."

"So fast?"

nod.

"Have you shaved yet?"

beard?After thinking about it, he shook his head.

"Have you used facial cleanser?"

cleasing milk?Is there such a thing in the bathroom?Shake your head.

"Toner?"

Hey, shake your head.

"cream?"

Hey, keep shaking your head.

"Deduct one hundred! Reason: I don't know how to take care of my body."

Ying Yinger was stunned, withdrew her smiling face, and said unhappily: "Why do you buckle it? What are you a big man doing with so many bottles and cans? I don't even use it! Do you know that using too much of these cosmetics is not good for the body, Only bad!"

Pan Erjun glanced at the woman who spoke outrightly and unreasonably, and turned around to ignore her. He never bothered arguing with women.

The two went downstairs one after the other. The weather outside was very good, the sky was blue, and the warm sun shone on their bodies, making people squint their eyes comfortably.Ying Yinger opened the car window a little, lay on it lazily and asked, "What are you going to buy at the supermarket?"

"food."

"I bought a lot yesterday." She bought a lot of instant noodles, biscuits, potato chips and other things in the supermarket yesterday.

"Those can't be eaten." Pan Erjun looked at the road calmly, turned the steering wheel to the right, and the car turned and drove out of the residential area.

"Who said that?" Why can't I eat it?She grew up small.

"you."

"When did I say that?"

"Just now."

"Ah? Oh!" Ying'er realized that he was referring to what she said about cosmetics in the morning.

Ying Yinger spread her hands and smiled indifferently: "What's the matter? Isn't there preservatives in food? If you say that, then there is nothing to eat in China! There is melamine in milk, steamed buns are smoked with sulfur, and salted duck eggs contain preservatives. Sudan red, the fish are fed with contraceptives, and antidiarrheals are added to Malatang..."

"Enough." How did he not realize before that this woman really talked a lot.

Ying Yinger looked out the window and continued, "Thinking about it this way, the earth is really dangerous."

Pan Erjun immediately said: "Yes, so you should go back to the alien planet."

Ying Yinger was stunned for a moment, and looked at him in disbelief: "Are you telling me a joke?"

Pan Erjun was serious: "I'm stating the facts."

Put in gear, brake, come to a stop.

"..." Ying Ying'er got out of the car speechlessly, this guy definitely has the potential to complain!

There were a lot of people in the supermarket on Saturday, and I bumped into people within two steps while pushing a shopping cart, but without a cart, it was very tiring to go shopping in such a big supermarket.Ying Yinger pushed the car and followed behind Pan Erjun, weaving through the crowd without complaining at all.Going to the supermarket is Ying Yinger's favorite thing!

Look there, look there, Apple is on sale!Ying Yinger rushed over quickly, took a bag and began to put it in.Pan Erjun frowned: "This kind of apple is not sweet."

"It's okay, it will be sweet after two days." Ying Yinger excitedly stuffed apples into the bag.joke!Usually at the fruit stand, you can buy up to four apples for ten yuan. When the supermarket is discounted, you can buy at least eight apples for ten yuan. The prices are so high these days!With her little salary, she could barely afford apples.

Ying Ying'er hadn't finished picking the apples yet, and the reduced-priced Sha Tang Tangerines got on the cart again.A group of people frantically picked into the bag, and Ying Yinger said to Pan Erjun while picking apples: "Go quickly, go and pick some oranges."

Mr. Pan Er didn't move: "That orange looks sour."

"It's okay, it will be sweet after two days!"

Pan Erjun still didn't move.

Ying Ying'er got angry, and suddenly showed Wanniang's face, her eyes widened, her teeth bared and she shouted, "Go!"

"Oh." Pan Erjun stepped back in fright, and obediently ran to pick oranges.

Ying Yinger thought proudly: Hmph, if you don't show him some color, you won't know how good I am!When she continued to pick apples, she found that she was the only one picking apples in the whole big basket. Ying Yinger looked up strangely, only to find that the surrounding people were frightened by her expression just now.

Aunt A: "How could such a handsome young man suddenly become like a monster?"

Aunt B: "His eyes widened three times just now."

Uncle A: "Isn't it just two oranges? As for scaring your girlfriend to run around?"

Uncle B: "This year's economic crisis, people are so poor that they are perverted."

Ying Yinger blushed, carried the apple she had picked, shrunk her head, and sneaked away...

(End of this chapter)

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