my crazy charger

Chapter 215 Master Jiba
Li Qiangqiang asked himself that he was cheap enough, but Master Jiba in front of him was even cheaper than Li Qiangqiang.

Taking a closer look at this Master Jiba, Li Jianqiang suddenly felt a little inferior. On this Master Jiba's wrist, he was wearing a gold Rolex watch!

Instead of prayer beads, he wears a big gold chain around his neck. Master Jiba wears old BJ cloth shoes on his feet, but he wears a golden anklet on his ankles!
Are monks so rich now?Looking at Master Jiba's face, it looks like he is just in his early 20s, but he is too handsome, even without hair, he is still a charming little boy.

Is this Master Jiba?Is this Master Jiba from Leiyin Temple?How does Li Jianqiang think this person looks like a master fool.

And this master Jiba's name is no one else, what's wrong with it, but it's called Master Jiba, which is even weirder than the names of Alipay and others.

Li Jianqiang withdrew his right hand, feeling a little embarrassed, and touched his nose.

"Um, Master Jiba, hello, hello, you..."

Before Li Qiangqiang finished speaking, Master Jiba directly interrupted Li Qiangjian's words, and waved his hands quickly as if he didn't dare to do so.

"Hey, hey, don't say I'm handsome anymore, don't dare to be, although I know that I am handsome, unrestrained and suave, whether it is a 90-year-old grandma or a ten-year-old girl, they will be confused by my handsomeness, but this kind of thing, It’s fine if you and I know, it’s embarrassing to say it out, I’ve always liked to keep a low profile, although I’m a monk, but I..."

Before Li Jianqiang could speak, Master Jiba said a lot in a rambunctious manner. Li Jianqiang touched his nose, and he seemed to have met a very nagging person.

After finally waiting for Master Jiba to finish his narcissism, Li Jianqiang had a chance to intervene: "Um, well, we won't discuss the matter of your handsomeness, let's talk about what you came to see me for today. "

After Li Jianqiang finished speaking, Master Jiba smiled and pointed at Li Jianqiang, shaking his head with a helpless look.

"Goose rice tofu, benefactor, you are impatient. The reason why we can meet is due to fate. It is said that people are born by their mothers, and pigs are born by their mothers. The reason I am called Jiba is because I am Ji Klang, I believe that you, the benefactor, are also Ji Klang, today we will discuss the matter of Ji Klang..."

At this moment, Li Jianqiang looked at Master Jiba in front of him, and suddenly had an urge to beat him up. This girl really talked too much, even more than Tang Seng!
"Let's stop talking about dicks, just tell me what you asked me to do!" Li Jianqiang was a little anxious.

Master Jiba smiled slightly, bent over to Li Jianqiang, and shook his head, looking disillusioned.

"Goose rice tofu, hehehe, benefactor, you are impulsive. It's not me who is rambunctious, but our monks from Leiyin Temple. What we practice is the skill of doing whatever we want. what you want to say."

Just after Master Jiba finished speaking, he saw Master Jiba pointing at Li Jianqiang with surprise on his face: "Hey, you are still a virgin? Well, the so-called life is too short, why keep a virgin? No one likes it." People? Then go and pick one. If you don’t dare to go to someone you like? Then even though you’re a traitor, you’ll be stuck in prison once. Women's Prison..."

Hearing this, Li Jianqiang suddenly covered his lower body. Could it be that Master Jiba really had a relationship with Jiba?He can also tell whether other people are virgins?

Seeing Li Qiangqiang's surprised face, Master Jiba smiled slightly, clasped his hands together, and said with a smile: "Hehehe, don't be surprised, the benefactor, those who practice doing whatever they want will naturally recognize Jin Jing with their eyes, and see through the fact that you are a virgin. , at your fingertips..."

"Eh..." Li Jianqiang didn't know what to say immediately, what was the purpose of Leiyin Temple sending such an idiot to talk to him?

"Master Jiba, what's the matter, don't worry about it, tell me quickly." Li Jianqiang said impatiently.

Seeing that Li Jianqiang was really impatient with waiting, Master Jiba smiled slightly and said, "Okay, since the benefactor is in a hurry, then I will have a good talk with the benefactor."

"The so-called hell who will go to hell if I don't go to hell? I risked my life to talk to you about this matter. You know, you are a rare dual cultivator of ancient and strange in the world, a peerless genius. The blood of Shuangxiu will definitely be a peerless figure who will shake the mountains between siblings in the future..."

Master Jiba said a lot of things, all of which were praises of Li Jianqiang. He praised Li Jianqiang to the sky, and Li Qiangqiang himself believed what Master Jiba said.

but!Master Jiba said a lot of things this time without a single word to the point, all of them are nonsense!
"Li Jianqiang, ancient and different, handsome and suave in appearance, not to mention good in character, unparalleled in both civil and military skills, and rich in wealth, he is still one of the top Internet celebrities in the Internet celebrity world today. It's a bit worse than the poor monk, but Li Jianqiang, you are almost perfect."

"First of all, I'm going to tell you the secrets of skin care. When you get up in the morning, don't wash your face directly with boiling water. Be careful that the more you wash, the more disgusting it will become. Don't use skin care products. There are toxins in those things, and don't use medicine to wash your face. The medicine is three-point poisonous, listen to the poor monk, wash your face with urine and semen, and make sure your face is smooth and tender, just like the poor monk's."

Master Jiba strayed away again while talking, Li Jianqiang looked at Master Jiba's skin that could be broken by blowing bombs, and almost vomited...

"Uh, if you talk to me again with some useless nonsense, be careful I will castrate you!" Li Jianqiang couldn't bear it anymore, and roared angrily.

Master Jiba stepped back three steps suddenly, showing a frightened look: "Goose rice tofu, benefactor, calm down your anger, what the poor monk said just now is true, not a single lie, if you think If your skin is supple enough, you can try to use rice to apply the mask. Remember, you should use cold rice, never use hot rice, because it is hot and always hot. The poor monk is not good at this aspect. Senior, the last time I used freshly cooked rice to apply a mask, it turned my face into..."

This time, Master Jiba talked endlessly, and Li Qiangqiang felt extremely helpless. In desperation, Li Jianqiang found a higher place, and quietly watched Master Jiba bragging.

"Benefactor, what I said just now is only one aspect of maintenance, and there is still a secret of health preservation that I haven't told you. If you want to live a long time, then smoke big nine!"

(End of this chapter)