My sister you can't be bothered
Chapter 9 Why is his pectoralis major so exaggerated?
Chapter 9 Why is his pectoralis major so exaggerated?
"Ke'er, go in and wake that guy up." Jun Wushuang, Lan Yingying, and Ke'er all stood outside Jun Chu's room, looked at the closed door, and Jun Wushuang said to Ke'er.
"Yes!" Ke'er responded, and then knocked on the door.
No one responded for a long time, but Ke'er turned to look at Jun Wushuang, who said indifferently, "Just go in!"
Ke'er became bolder now, pushed open the door hard, and walked in.
"Eldest...Miss...Second Young Master, he's not in the room...he..." Ke'er ran out in a panic.
"Not here? Where did he go?" Jun Wushuang frowned.
"I don't know, Second Young Master left a letter. And... and an Amethyst card!" Ke'er said.
"Letter? Read..." Jun Wushuang said.
"Miss, it says on it, my sister personally..."
"It's okay, just read it." Jun Wushuang said.
Ke'er nodded, then spread out the letter, and read accordingly:
"Sister, if you see this letter, your brother and I have already slipped out. I don't want to hang out with a group of women, but I have no choice but to promise my father that I will compensate the spiritual pet of a violent woman. Hey, But I really don't want to go, so I left the Amethyst card on purpose, sister, you just wait for me, and buy some shit spirit pet with that violent girl, this card was given to me by my father, I don't know how much it is, but it should be enough Already... If there is a destiny, let's see you at the market... Mmm... my brother will stay."
After reading, Ke'er asked curiously: "Miss, what does Er Shao's sentence mean...?"
Jun Wushuang shook his head, "How do I know. Ever since he was injured, this guy has always liked to say some strange things. Most likely..."
"It's probably because of a brain problem! Well, dare to say that I'm a violent woman! Don't let me meet him in the market! Bastard..." Lan Yingying said angrily.
……
"Yixue, are there any missions to pick up around here?"
……
"Yixue, what about here? Are there no missions to take?"
……
Everywhere he went, Jun Chu would ask Ling Yixue in his mind.
"Master, there is a task for the undetected..." Ling Yixue's voice came from his mind.
"What the hell, there are so many people here, there is no task here, where is there..." Jun Chu was helpless.
However, at this moment, a voice came.
"Damned liar, you are still bluffing and cheating here! See if I've smashed your rotten signboard, and I'm half-immortal, I think it's almost half-blind!"
Jun Chu searched for the sound, and saw a young man in beautiful clothes, a pure black gown, and his hair tied into a black hair, who was yelling at a fortune teller!
"Hey, brother, how can you say that about me... I've never seen you before..." The magic stick holding the flag immediately retorted.
"You still say...you dead liar..."
……
"Ding, do you want to accept the task of [Dismantling the Great God Stick]?"
However, at this moment, a voice appeared in his mind, Jun Chu was taken aback for a moment, and then ecstatically, have a mission?
"Accept! Of course I will!" Jun Chu shouted in his mind!
"You have accepted the F-level mission, [Dismantle the Great God Stick]! Mission introduction: Please come up with questions to stump the God Stick in front of passers-by, so that they can't figure out your thoughts, so that you smash the signboard yourself, the mission will be considered successful! After the task is successful, you can get a certain amount of experience points!" Ling Yixue's voice resounded in Jun Chu's mind.
Jun Chu immediately looked at the god stick, and because of the young man's yelling, more and more passers-by surrounded the god stick, Jun Chu suddenly smiled, this task is simple... I have also gone through nine years anyway People who are in compulsory education, can such a small matter be difficult for themselves?
After abolishing the power of nine oxen and two tigers, Jun Chu always remembers among the crowd...
"What's the squeeze? I'm rushing to reincarnate... Ah! Jun...Jun Jun Jun Jun Er Shao..."
"Don't squeeze...I...Jun...Second Young Master Jun...Yes, yes...I'm sorry...I can't see Mount Tai...I, I, I..."
Originally, Jun Chu squeezed inside, and from time to time there were people who would curse without looking back, but when those people turned their heads and saw Jun Chu's true face, they were all scared and ran away...
Later, Jun Chu squeezed in directly and blatantly. No matter how much anger was aroused, it could be seen that the person who came was the second young master of the Jun family, and these common people dared not say a word...
"What's the matter? I heard someone making noise from a long distance..." Jun Chu asked immediately after squeezing in.
"Young master, at first glance, he looks extraordinary. He must be a noble man who is either rich or noble, and has been favored by heaven!" The magic stick said with a shocked expression when he saw Jun Chu walk in.
"Yeah, you're right, you continue to talk..." Jun Chu suddenly laughed.
"Hey, do you believe what this liar says? Jun Chu, you have recovered from your illness, are you stupid!" However, the young man in black beside him looked at Jun Chu and said.
Jun Chu was taken aback for a moment, thinking who is this person?How do you know my name.
Trying to recall it in my mind, but I just can't remember it. In my impression, I don't seem to know this person!
After taking a closer look, Jun Chu finally came to his senses.This young man in black and long gown seems a little strange, his face is so fair, even if he is wearing a culprit, he still has a delicate and handsome aura.
Most importantly, this young man, why is his pectoralis major so exaggerated?
It was only here that Jun Chu realized that this young man was obviously a woman disguised as a man!
This is a scene that I only saw in TV dramas in the past, but now it really happened by my side, it's really fun...
……
"Do you know me? Brother! What's your name?" Jun Chu suddenly smiled and looked at the man.Since people are disguising themselves as men, then pretend not to know.
Well, people are hard to tear down.Life is already so difficult, some things should not be exposed...
The woman disguised as a man suddenly lowered her head, thinking that she had slipped her tongue, and now it's over.
His eyes rolled around, and then, the young man in black said: "Your second young master, no one in Yalong City knows it!"
"Really? Well, but brother, I think I have a fate with you, what is your name? Also, you are here and this..." Jun Chu glanced at the words on the flag held by the stick, and then said : "Well, Zhang Banxian, I see brother, you have a feud with this Zhang Banxian, what's the matter, let me hear it?"
"My name is...Yingyu...hehe, Yingyu!" The young man who disguised himself as a man and called himself "Yingyu" laughed immediately.After laughing, she was still complacent, thinking that Jun Chu was so stupid that she didn't even recognize herself.Well, it might be because I'm too powerful, I deceived everyone by disguising myself as a man for the first time... Hee hee...
"Brother Yingyu..." Jun Chu laughed suddenly. "Just tell my elder brother, what's wrong with you, this half-immortal, you seem very angry..."
"Don't mention it! Anyway... Anyway, this guy is a big liar! The calculation is not accurate at all!" Yingyu said.
"Hey, you young man, how do you talk... Aren't you throwing my signboard? Why am I not sure... If you don't believe me, just ask me and see if I can answer it?" said the half-immortal !
……
(End of this chapter)
"Ke'er, go in and wake that guy up." Jun Wushuang, Lan Yingying, and Ke'er all stood outside Jun Chu's room, looked at the closed door, and Jun Wushuang said to Ke'er.
"Yes!" Ke'er responded, and then knocked on the door.
No one responded for a long time, but Ke'er turned to look at Jun Wushuang, who said indifferently, "Just go in!"
Ke'er became bolder now, pushed open the door hard, and walked in.
"Eldest...Miss...Second Young Master, he's not in the room...he..." Ke'er ran out in a panic.
"Not here? Where did he go?" Jun Wushuang frowned.
"I don't know, Second Young Master left a letter. And... and an Amethyst card!" Ke'er said.
"Letter? Read..." Jun Wushuang said.
"Miss, it says on it, my sister personally..."
"It's okay, just read it." Jun Wushuang said.
Ke'er nodded, then spread out the letter, and read accordingly:
"Sister, if you see this letter, your brother and I have already slipped out. I don't want to hang out with a group of women, but I have no choice but to promise my father that I will compensate the spiritual pet of a violent woman. Hey, But I really don't want to go, so I left the Amethyst card on purpose, sister, you just wait for me, and buy some shit spirit pet with that violent girl, this card was given to me by my father, I don't know how much it is, but it should be enough Already... If there is a destiny, let's see you at the market... Mmm... my brother will stay."
After reading, Ke'er asked curiously: "Miss, what does Er Shao's sentence mean...?"
Jun Wushuang shook his head, "How do I know. Ever since he was injured, this guy has always liked to say some strange things. Most likely..."
"It's probably because of a brain problem! Well, dare to say that I'm a violent woman! Don't let me meet him in the market! Bastard..." Lan Yingying said angrily.
……
"Yixue, are there any missions to pick up around here?"
……
"Yixue, what about here? Are there no missions to take?"
……
Everywhere he went, Jun Chu would ask Ling Yixue in his mind.
"Master, there is a task for the undetected..." Ling Yixue's voice came from his mind.
"What the hell, there are so many people here, there is no task here, where is there..." Jun Chu was helpless.
However, at this moment, a voice came.
"Damned liar, you are still bluffing and cheating here! See if I've smashed your rotten signboard, and I'm half-immortal, I think it's almost half-blind!"
Jun Chu searched for the sound, and saw a young man in beautiful clothes, a pure black gown, and his hair tied into a black hair, who was yelling at a fortune teller!
"Hey, brother, how can you say that about me... I've never seen you before..." The magic stick holding the flag immediately retorted.
"You still say...you dead liar..."
……
"Ding, do you want to accept the task of [Dismantling the Great God Stick]?"
However, at this moment, a voice appeared in his mind, Jun Chu was taken aback for a moment, and then ecstatically, have a mission?
"Accept! Of course I will!" Jun Chu shouted in his mind!
"You have accepted the F-level mission, [Dismantle the Great God Stick]! Mission introduction: Please come up with questions to stump the God Stick in front of passers-by, so that they can't figure out your thoughts, so that you smash the signboard yourself, the mission will be considered successful! After the task is successful, you can get a certain amount of experience points!" Ling Yixue's voice resounded in Jun Chu's mind.
Jun Chu immediately looked at the god stick, and because of the young man's yelling, more and more passers-by surrounded the god stick, Jun Chu suddenly smiled, this task is simple... I have also gone through nine years anyway People who are in compulsory education, can such a small matter be difficult for themselves?
After abolishing the power of nine oxen and two tigers, Jun Chu always remembers among the crowd...
"What's the squeeze? I'm rushing to reincarnate... Ah! Jun...Jun Jun Jun Jun Er Shao..."
"Don't squeeze...I...Jun...Second Young Master Jun...Yes, yes...I'm sorry...I can't see Mount Tai...I, I, I..."
Originally, Jun Chu squeezed inside, and from time to time there were people who would curse without looking back, but when those people turned their heads and saw Jun Chu's true face, they were all scared and ran away...
Later, Jun Chu squeezed in directly and blatantly. No matter how much anger was aroused, it could be seen that the person who came was the second young master of the Jun family, and these common people dared not say a word...
"What's the matter? I heard someone making noise from a long distance..." Jun Chu asked immediately after squeezing in.
"Young master, at first glance, he looks extraordinary. He must be a noble man who is either rich or noble, and has been favored by heaven!" The magic stick said with a shocked expression when he saw Jun Chu walk in.
"Yeah, you're right, you continue to talk..." Jun Chu suddenly laughed.
"Hey, do you believe what this liar says? Jun Chu, you have recovered from your illness, are you stupid!" However, the young man in black beside him looked at Jun Chu and said.
Jun Chu was taken aback for a moment, thinking who is this person?How do you know my name.
Trying to recall it in my mind, but I just can't remember it. In my impression, I don't seem to know this person!
After taking a closer look, Jun Chu finally came to his senses.This young man in black and long gown seems a little strange, his face is so fair, even if he is wearing a culprit, he still has a delicate and handsome aura.
Most importantly, this young man, why is his pectoralis major so exaggerated?
It was only here that Jun Chu realized that this young man was obviously a woman disguised as a man!
This is a scene that I only saw in TV dramas in the past, but now it really happened by my side, it's really fun...
……
"Do you know me? Brother! What's your name?" Jun Chu suddenly smiled and looked at the man.Since people are disguising themselves as men, then pretend not to know.
Well, people are hard to tear down.Life is already so difficult, some things should not be exposed...
The woman disguised as a man suddenly lowered her head, thinking that she had slipped her tongue, and now it's over.
His eyes rolled around, and then, the young man in black said: "Your second young master, no one in Yalong City knows it!"
"Really? Well, but brother, I think I have a fate with you, what is your name? Also, you are here and this..." Jun Chu glanced at the words on the flag held by the stick, and then said : "Well, Zhang Banxian, I see brother, you have a feud with this Zhang Banxian, what's the matter, let me hear it?"
"My name is...Yingyu...hehe, Yingyu!" The young man who disguised himself as a man and called himself "Yingyu" laughed immediately.After laughing, she was still complacent, thinking that Jun Chu was so stupid that she didn't even recognize herself.Well, it might be because I'm too powerful, I deceived everyone by disguising myself as a man for the first time... Hee hee...
"Brother Yingyu..." Jun Chu laughed suddenly. "Just tell my elder brother, what's wrong with you, this half-immortal, you seem very angry..."
"Don't mention it! Anyway... Anyway, this guy is a big liar! The calculation is not accurate at all!" Yingyu said.
"Hey, you young man, how do you talk... Aren't you throwing my signboard? Why am I not sure... If you don't believe me, just ask me and see if I can answer it?" said the half-immortal !
……
(End of this chapter)
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