My sister you can't be bothered

Chapter 892 Ah~ This Terrible Martial Arts!

Jun Chu was stunned for a moment, and then turned around: "Director, what's wrong?"

"Li Fang is off. The next show is the dance of the foreign language department, and then there is the magic show by Wang Kun! But until now, I can't find anyone else!" Director Zhu Yun said anxiously.

Jun Chu then said: "The squad leader is there, let the squad leader call him!"

Only then did Zhu Yun call He Wei, but He Wei took out his mobile phone and dialed Wang Kun's mobile phone over and over again.

"Why, can't find anyone?" Zhu Yun asked!

"It's done!" He Wei laughed, and then shouted: "Hello? Wang Kun, where have you been! You're about to perform on stage!"

"Puff——" There was a strange voice on the other end of the phone.

"What noise! ​​What are you doing, come back to the stage!" He Wei said anxiously.

"I'm sorry, monitor, I seem to have eaten something bad, and I'm still squatting... Ah, I can't do it, I hung up, tell the director for me, let him cancel my show, and ask the host not to announce the curtain..."

"Puff puff--"

He Wei immediately hung up the phone, and then looked at Director Zhu Yun.

"Cancel it, he won't be on stage anymore!" Zhu Yun said with a dark face.

Jun Chu suddenly wanted to laugh, just with Wang Kun's posture, he could hear chuffing through the phone, and wanted to go on stage?If he is allowed to take the stage, with a mic on his body, and there is a sudden puff, the history department will be shameless!
"But director, it's already the second half of the party, and the two hosts won't be leaving, they'll be standing on stage all the time, we don't have a chance to inform them, so they don't announce the curtain! Besides, Li Fang came down, Now there is a dance of the foreign language department outside, it will be over soon, it's too late..." He Wei said.

Zhu Yun was taken aback for a moment. "Then what to do! Wang Kun is like that, who can perform magic tricks?"

"..." He Wei also had a sad expression on his face.

"Could it be possible that the first performance accident in the 37th consecutive New Year Gala will happen to my history department? This damn Wang Kun, what did he eat to make him look like that! Quickly, call him again and ask him what happened?" Can you catch it and stick to the end of the performance... If it is not possible, go to the girl to borrow some aunt's towels to cover it! No matter what, we must continue this performance!" Zhu Yun said.

Jun Chu immediately looked at Zhu Yun, and even Yu Xiaofeng had a cold expression on his face!
"Miss Xiaofeng, do you..." He Wei suddenly looked at Yu Xiaofeng and asked.

"No, get out! I'll kill you if I ask again!" Yu Xiaofeng said coldly.

Jun Chu laughed so hard that he leaned back, but at this moment, Yu Xiaofeng gave Jun Chu a hard look, thinking of laughing at your sister!
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"Call Wang Kun quickly, and ask him if he's all right there, and if he can perform!" Zhu Yun said urgently.

He Wei nodded hastily, then dialed the phone and handed the phone to Zhu Yun.

As soon as the call was answered, I heard a voice from inside: "Squad leader, what are you doing again--Puff-Puff--I said it--Puff...I can't perform, why are you...Puff..."

Zhu Yun immediately hung up the phone, he has completely given up on Wang Kun now!What about Wang Kun, call it Wang Fart or Fart King, did you eat explosives? It’s scary!
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"Director! I have a solution! I can get Jun Chu on!" Yu Xiaofeng shouted immediately, then glanced at Jun Chu, his eyes narrowed as he laughed, thinking that he would kill you by making you laugh just now.

Jun Chu was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Stop joking at this time!"

But Zhu Yun didn't care what Jun Chu said, when he heard Yu Xiaofeng's words, he seemed to have caught a life-saving straw, and immediately stepped forward to look at Jun Chu: "Jun Chu, it's up to you!"

"I can't do magic—I..."

"Hurry up, hurry up! Don't change your clothes, the Department of History depends entirely on you!" Zhu Yun said.

"Director, I..."

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"Ooh~"

"Wow~"

"Ooooooooooo..."

As soon as the hot dance in the foreign language department ended, the boys below suddenly went crazy and howled like spring——

It is also conceivable that this program from the Department of Foreign Languages ​​is so popular with otaku!
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"Is it good?" Xiao Xiao asked with a smile.

"It looks good..." The audience booed.

"Do you still want to watch it?" Xiao Xiao asked again.

"think……"

"It's useless to think about it, it's gone! The next one will be a freshman from the history department..."

"Dong dong dong..." However, before Xiao Xiao finished speaking, a figure rushed out and nearly staggered and fell on the stage car, with shoes making a thumping sound. Xiao Xiao was so frightened that he didn't know what to say halfway!

The appearance is so stylish-er, the funny person is naturally our protagonist, Jun Chu, the reason why he staggered so much and almost fell down was pushed in by Zhu Yun and He Wei.

But Jun Chu doesn't blame them, in the final analysis, Yu Xiaofeng is still to blame!

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"Quick, hurry up and announce the curtain, I'm Jun Chu, I want to perform martial arts!" Jun Chu's mind moved randomly, and he said to Xiao Xiao immediately.

Only then did Xiao Xiao come back to his senses, and hurriedly took the microphone and smiled again, but he saw that "Wang Kun, magic" was clearly written on the announcement sheet, but after thinking about it, Xiao Xiao still followed Jun Chu's words, Shouted: "It seems that the freshmen of our history department are a little anxious. We got on stage in such a hurry. Next, please enjoy the martial arts performance. The performer: Jun Chu!"

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"Martial arts? Isn't our history department one singing and one performing magic?"

"Jun Chu? How did he get on..."

The freshmen in the history department were all stunned.

Even under the stage, in the row where school leaders can sit, an old man looked at Jun Chu with doubts.

"Professor Shi, this is your new student, Jun Chu, right?"

Shi Fuheng nodded, then shook his head. "Mr. Liu, you are wrong. He is Jun Chu, but he is not my student."

"Why, what mistake did this kid make, you don't plan to accept him?"

"No, I intend to take him in, but he has no intention. How long has it been since the school started, and he has never looked for me. It seems that he has no interest in history." Shi Fuheng said.

"Well, young people nowadays, opportunities are hitting him like raindrops, but he opened his umbrella, hey. Don't talk anymore, let's watch his performance..."

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"Ding~ Yixue reminded the master that the master has triggered the task independently. [Stunning audience]!"

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Jun Chu's eyes widened immediately, and he thought to himself, why are you still here for the mission at this time?
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There's no other way, let's just play around a little bit, no matter how stupid you stand, you'll be kicked off the stage!
After thinking for a while, Jun Chu immediately closed his eyes, and immediately squatted down, retracting his fists to his waist——

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The audience was very quiet. After all, Jun Chu's appearance attracted the attention of these people. At this time, they heard that it was a martial arts performance, so they were naturally interested.

Martial arts?In this world, does the martial arts shown in movies and TV dramas really exist?
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"Ha——" As Jun Chu punched each time, he also dubbed himself, and everyone in the audience suddenly looked helpless.

Ah~ this bad martial arts!Squat, straight punch?This is also called martial arts performance, so I will also...

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(End of this chapter)