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Chapter 428 Selling Butts on the Street
Chapter 428 Selling Butts on the Street
Lin Fei now regrets the dark cave and black hole that released the dark fruit! !Before, I could find a way to replace myself with a clone, and then run away with the main body!But now it won't work!
Firstly, if he ran away, Jax would definitely die, and Sivir would probably hate himself for the rest of his life; secondly, the two god-level heroes teamed up to create Chaos Storm and Crow Tide! !Lin Fei has no choice but to travel through space to escape!
Because the chaotic storm even contained space elements, Lin Fei trapped himself and Jax in the black hole as if he was in a cocoon, resisting the bombing of the two god-level masters! !
Lin Fei spoke in the live broadcast room with his thoughts: "Hurry up! Audiences, tell me what you have that can come!"
Breaking dawn and dawn: "I still only have Da Qiao!"
The resentful mouse was excited: "I bought more than a dozen sets of women's clothing, including Remram, Diaochan, and Daji..."
National Husband: "That's enough! Don't disgrace the family!! Hey! Why do I have a nephew like you!"
The resentful mouse said angrily: "Bah! Who is ashamed, these are all bought for me by your daughter!!"
National Husband: "..."
Selling ass on the street: "Anchor, I am a pirate fan, and I especially like Blackbeard, because I look like Blackbeard, and I also bought Blackbeard's clothes, necklaces, rings, and mold weapons online!"
Lin Fei's eyes lit up: "Wait!! You mean Blackbeard?!"
Selling ass on the street: "Yes, yes, Blackbeard!!"
Lin Fei had an idea. If he summoned Blackbeard himself, he might be able to let Blackbeard deliver the energy of the dark fruit to him, and the energy of the black beard's local tyrant is endless! !So!You will be invincible by yourself! ! ! !
Lin Fei excitedly said: "Okay! It's you!! Sell your ass!!"
"Pfft! Anchor, you are so direct! Do you want to sell your ass? I bought it, and I will pay you [-] cents!"
"I'll offer a piece!!"
"Get your asses together, I want them all!"
Lin Fei said solemnly: "I don't have time to joke with you now, Brother Ass, do you have money? If you don't have money, whoever will charge him will come back to me for reimbursement!"
National Husband: "I have recharged 50 shark fins for him, that butt selling brother, don't even think about running away, there are 1 brothers on my road, and I have [-] ways to kill you!!!"
The butt seller on the street found that his account suddenly had 50 shark fins, and his first reaction was to get off the plane and run away. However, when he saw the threatening words of the national husband, and thought of the usual arrogant tone of the national husband, he was immediately scared! !
These days, as long as you have money, even if you hide behind a computer, you can still get your flesh out! !
The butt seller on the street hastily typed: "My husband, why did I run away, I will give the anchor a reward!"
"2333, Brother Husband!! Hahaha! I accept this word!! From now on, National Husband will be our Brother Husband!!"
"Brothers, meet my husband!!"
Selling ass on the street to reward anchor Rocket*1000——Anchor, I'm ready! !You can call me now! ! !
On the wealth list, selling ass on the street is already number one!Lin Fei has 300 million viewers, local tyrants are really not in the minority, but Lin Fei made it clear before that he is not short of money, and you don't need to waste money to reward. Ranked No. [-] on the reward list, coming in time! !
Jingle Bell!
A golden light forcibly tore through the chaotic storm and black crow frenzy, and landed beside Lin Fei! !
In the world of League of Legends, there is no energy that can stop the arrival of local tyrants! !This is the supreme rule! !Unless someone can break the rules! !
【Local Tyrant Arrives】
In an instant, the entire screen is shining with gold, and the local tyrants are full of arrogance!I saw a middle-aged man with a rough appearance, thick hair, and a burly figure with a few teeth missing in his mouth. He had brown skin, black and fluffy hair, and was wearing a headscarf.There are two necklaces on the neck, bracelets on the wrists of both hands, and jewelry rings of different styles on the ten fingers.There are three flintlock guns on the left waist, and a bottle of strong rum on the right waist, covered with a black coat.
"Blackbeard!! Haha, he looks like a thief!! Amazing!"
"Damn, what a talent! It's really exactly the same! That body shape, that wretched smile, especially the missing teeth, looks like a horse!"
The butt sold on the street is in the center of the collision and explosion of the three god-level laws, and there is nothing at all, just like a fish, easily passing through.
The street seller walked up to Lin Fei, showing his exaggerated laugh: "Haha, anchor, I'm here! Is there anything I can help you with?"
Facing the golden light that descended into the world, Swain and Victor were extremely horrified in their hearts. In the collision of such powerful three god-level laws, they could still walk in so easily. This, this is still human, this Simply divine!True God! !
Because of this huge shock, Victor and Swain's phantoms of the divine realm were already a little unstable!
Feeling the weakness of the enemy's strength, Lin Fei immediately said confidently: "Brother Ass, can you release the secret acupuncture point! Release it!"
Selling butts on the street was recognized by the system, turned into Blackbeard, obtained the energy of the dark fruit, and learned all the skills of Blackbeard at the same time!
Selling ass on the street is eager to try: "Don't worry, no problem!!"
Aha! !
The street seller spit out a mouthful of saliva, sprayed it on his hands, and rubbed them together!
"2333, I'm so ridiculous!! Are you here to be funny!!"
"Selling ass, are you acting like a boulder in the chest!"
The butt seller on the street laughed loudly: "Well, professional habits, I am actually a boxer, and I would spit on my palm before every match!"
"Fuck, it's so insidious. Have you never brushed your teeth since childhood?"
Selling ass on the street: "How do you know!!"
"233333, with a punch like this, your opponent will be overwhelmed by the smell of spittle from your punch before he even touches your punch!!"
Not to mention, I don't think so, Lin Fei really smelled the smell of the ass sold on the street! !
"Look at the anchor, that expression, hahaha, is smoked!!"
"Anchor, this is the aroma of maltose, take a strong breath, and you are guaranteed to live to 99!"
Lin Fei held back the smell and coughed: "Okay, I'm not kidding anymore! Brother Butt, hurry up and release your skills!"
Selling butts on the street also became serious, serious, according to the system skill information received in his head, his hands turned into a ball of pitch black in an instant, and dark energy gas floated out, haha! !
[Dark Cave Road] Shout out selling butts on the street! !
However, except for his hands turning black, no skills were released!
The butt seller on the street said with a frustrated face: "Anchor, the system reminds me that the dark cave is an offensive skill and cannot be released!!"
Headache! !The essence of life in Lin Fei's body was almost drained, and without the support of dark energy, Lin Fei's black hole would explode, and he would definitely blow up to the point where there was no scum left! ! !
correct!energy! !Since Blackbeard can't release offensive skills, then don't release skills, just pour energy into his body directly! ! !
(End of this chapter)
Lin Fei now regrets the dark cave and black hole that released the dark fruit! !Before, I could find a way to replace myself with a clone, and then run away with the main body!But now it won't work!
Firstly, if he ran away, Jax would definitely die, and Sivir would probably hate himself for the rest of his life; secondly, the two god-level heroes teamed up to create Chaos Storm and Crow Tide! !Lin Fei has no choice but to travel through space to escape!
Because the chaotic storm even contained space elements, Lin Fei trapped himself and Jax in the black hole as if he was in a cocoon, resisting the bombing of the two god-level masters! !
Lin Fei spoke in the live broadcast room with his thoughts: "Hurry up! Audiences, tell me what you have that can come!"
Breaking dawn and dawn: "I still only have Da Qiao!"
The resentful mouse was excited: "I bought more than a dozen sets of women's clothing, including Remram, Diaochan, and Daji..."
National Husband: "That's enough! Don't disgrace the family!! Hey! Why do I have a nephew like you!"
The resentful mouse said angrily: "Bah! Who is ashamed, these are all bought for me by your daughter!!"
National Husband: "..."
Selling ass on the street: "Anchor, I am a pirate fan, and I especially like Blackbeard, because I look like Blackbeard, and I also bought Blackbeard's clothes, necklaces, rings, and mold weapons online!"
Lin Fei's eyes lit up: "Wait!! You mean Blackbeard?!"
Selling ass on the street: "Yes, yes, Blackbeard!!"
Lin Fei had an idea. If he summoned Blackbeard himself, he might be able to let Blackbeard deliver the energy of the dark fruit to him, and the energy of the black beard's local tyrant is endless! !So!You will be invincible by yourself! ! ! !
Lin Fei excitedly said: "Okay! It's you!! Sell your ass!!"
"Pfft! Anchor, you are so direct! Do you want to sell your ass? I bought it, and I will pay you [-] cents!"
"I'll offer a piece!!"
"Get your asses together, I want them all!"
Lin Fei said solemnly: "I don't have time to joke with you now, Brother Ass, do you have money? If you don't have money, whoever will charge him will come back to me for reimbursement!"
National Husband: "I have recharged 50 shark fins for him, that butt selling brother, don't even think about running away, there are 1 brothers on my road, and I have [-] ways to kill you!!!"
The butt seller on the street found that his account suddenly had 50 shark fins, and his first reaction was to get off the plane and run away. However, when he saw the threatening words of the national husband, and thought of the usual arrogant tone of the national husband, he was immediately scared! !
These days, as long as you have money, even if you hide behind a computer, you can still get your flesh out! !
The butt seller on the street hastily typed: "My husband, why did I run away, I will give the anchor a reward!"
"2333, Brother Husband!! Hahaha! I accept this word!! From now on, National Husband will be our Brother Husband!!"
"Brothers, meet my husband!!"
Selling ass on the street to reward anchor Rocket*1000——Anchor, I'm ready! !You can call me now! ! !
On the wealth list, selling ass on the street is already number one!Lin Fei has 300 million viewers, local tyrants are really not in the minority, but Lin Fei made it clear before that he is not short of money, and you don't need to waste money to reward. Ranked No. [-] on the reward list, coming in time! !
Jingle Bell!
A golden light forcibly tore through the chaotic storm and black crow frenzy, and landed beside Lin Fei! !
In the world of League of Legends, there is no energy that can stop the arrival of local tyrants! !This is the supreme rule! !Unless someone can break the rules! !
【Local Tyrant Arrives】
In an instant, the entire screen is shining with gold, and the local tyrants are full of arrogance!I saw a middle-aged man with a rough appearance, thick hair, and a burly figure with a few teeth missing in his mouth. He had brown skin, black and fluffy hair, and was wearing a headscarf.There are two necklaces on the neck, bracelets on the wrists of both hands, and jewelry rings of different styles on the ten fingers.There are three flintlock guns on the left waist, and a bottle of strong rum on the right waist, covered with a black coat.
"Blackbeard!! Haha, he looks like a thief!! Amazing!"
"Damn, what a talent! It's really exactly the same! That body shape, that wretched smile, especially the missing teeth, looks like a horse!"
The butt sold on the street is in the center of the collision and explosion of the three god-level laws, and there is nothing at all, just like a fish, easily passing through.
The street seller walked up to Lin Fei, showing his exaggerated laugh: "Haha, anchor, I'm here! Is there anything I can help you with?"
Facing the golden light that descended into the world, Swain and Victor were extremely horrified in their hearts. In the collision of such powerful three god-level laws, they could still walk in so easily. This, this is still human, this Simply divine!True God! !
Because of this huge shock, Victor and Swain's phantoms of the divine realm were already a little unstable!
Feeling the weakness of the enemy's strength, Lin Fei immediately said confidently: "Brother Ass, can you release the secret acupuncture point! Release it!"
Selling butts on the street was recognized by the system, turned into Blackbeard, obtained the energy of the dark fruit, and learned all the skills of Blackbeard at the same time!
Selling ass on the street is eager to try: "Don't worry, no problem!!"
Aha! !
The street seller spit out a mouthful of saliva, sprayed it on his hands, and rubbed them together!
"2333, I'm so ridiculous!! Are you here to be funny!!"
"Selling ass, are you acting like a boulder in the chest!"
The butt seller on the street laughed loudly: "Well, professional habits, I am actually a boxer, and I would spit on my palm before every match!"
"Fuck, it's so insidious. Have you never brushed your teeth since childhood?"
Selling ass on the street: "How do you know!!"
"233333, with a punch like this, your opponent will be overwhelmed by the smell of spittle from your punch before he even touches your punch!!"
Not to mention, I don't think so, Lin Fei really smelled the smell of the ass sold on the street! !
"Look at the anchor, that expression, hahaha, is smoked!!"
"Anchor, this is the aroma of maltose, take a strong breath, and you are guaranteed to live to 99!"
Lin Fei held back the smell and coughed: "Okay, I'm not kidding anymore! Brother Butt, hurry up and release your skills!"
Selling butts on the street also became serious, serious, according to the system skill information received in his head, his hands turned into a ball of pitch black in an instant, and dark energy gas floated out, haha! !
[Dark Cave Road] Shout out selling butts on the street! !
However, except for his hands turning black, no skills were released!
The butt seller on the street said with a frustrated face: "Anchor, the system reminds me that the dark cave is an offensive skill and cannot be released!!"
Headache! !The essence of life in Lin Fei's body was almost drained, and without the support of dark energy, Lin Fei's black hole would explode, and he would definitely blow up to the point where there was no scum left! ! !
correct!energy! !Since Blackbeard can't release offensive skills, then don't release skills, just pour energy into his body directly! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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