Chapter 854

"Okay, very beautiful, very artistic."

"Hot dogs are becoming more and more literary now, they are simply literati and poets."

"Great poet, hahaha..."

The members of the competitive pirate group applauded and applauded enthusiastically.

The surrounding people have black lines on their faces, they knew this would be the result, what kind of poetry is this, even this fucking deserves to be called poetry?Return literati, return poet, can you stop insulting these two words!
Hot Dog proudly hummed a ditty, and looked at Ling Xiu provocatively.

"Your mother of a literati, your mother of a great poet, you don't understand shit, it's like fucking chanting scriptures, beautiful, and fucking artistic conception, are you all stupid?" Zhang Yifei cursed, with his hands on his waist, spit and stars .

The surrounding people felt relieved for a while, thinking: finally someone has spoken their heartfelt voice, and that is a poem that is not as good as shit.

The members of the competitive pirate group glared over...

Ye Siyan turned her head and said coldly: "Zhang Yifei, clean your mouth for me. If you can't clean it, I can clean it for you!"

Pulled out a third of the Xiuchun knife in his arms, the blade was shining with a bright cold light, the meaning was self-evident, naturally it was to cut the tongue.

Zhang Yifei felt a chill, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Old Ye, you can't be so domineering. Brother, this is an objective evaluation, and I didn't intend to insult your subordinates. The poems he recited are indeed nonsense. Like a piece of shit, but still feel good about yourself, complacent, thinking that you have recited a great poem, this is not a big fool, what is it."

The surrounding crowd nodded subconsciously, as if saying: That's it.

"My surname is Zhang, even if you are my uncle, but you insult me ​​like this, I will never agree!"

The hot dog was so annoyed that he couldn't help patting the oil surface, and the hot oil splashed out immediately, splashing on the ground around the cauldron.He was really annoyed. What he was proud of was never his ability to withstand heat, but his ability to open his mouth to write poems. He always thought that his poems were extremely good poems with rich emotions and beautiful artistic conceptions, but now he was rejected by others. Such belittling, how could it not make him angry.

"Insulted you? Who insulted you? My brother told the truth that it was his grandma's fault? Tell you, you are a stupid idiot who doesn't know what a good poem is. Don't accept it? Let's single it out!" Zhang Yifei raised his fist, his face full of provocation.

"I'll go to your mother..."

The hot dog was furious, and the whole person stood up from the frying pan, and was about to teach Zhang Yifei a good lesson.

Ye Siyan waved her hand to stop him, and reminded: "Hot dog, you are still in the competition, we will talk about it after the competition is over."

"Captain, but he is too deceitful, I..."

"Ok?"

Ye Siyan looked over with a cold look, although the hot dog had a lot of unwillingness in her heart, she finally sat back in the frying pan.

At this moment, Ling Xiu shook his head and sighed helplessly in his heart. He finally figured it out. Zhang Yifei wanted to induce the other party to leave the frying pan and quickly end the competition, but the method he used was a bit unkind.

"Zhang Yifei, put away your little thoughts, my mother has already seen through!" Ye Siyan said coldly.

"See through?"

Zhang Yifei pretended to be deaf and dumb, and spread his hands, "What have you seen through? Not to mention that you can also see through, and you can see Brother Guang's toned body."

Ye Siyan gritted her teeth in anger, and couldn't hold it any longer. The Xiuchun knife came out of its sheath with a "shua", and the tip of the knife pointed straight, only ten centimeters away from really touching Zhang Yifei's neck.

"Don't be so talkative here, do you believe that this old lady will let you see blood right now?"

"Neighbor to Spicy, Lao Ye, can you be reasonable? Brother is really not a talker. As for your subordinate named Hot Dog, the poems he recites are like a piece of shit. The poems written by Brother are definitely a hundred times better than his." times, even ten thousand times." Zhang Yifei frowned without any fear on his face.

"You also write poetry?"

Ye Siyan snorted coldly, "You can write poems even if you keep swearing all day long? Zhang Yifei, are you telling a joke to my old lady? But this joke is not funny at all."

"Why, don't you believe me?" Zhang Yifei's facial expression was quite rich.

"Fuck your mother, stop talking nonsense to me. If you can compose poetry, I will kneel down and kowtow to you immediately, and worship you as my teacher!" Hot Dog doesn't care about Zhang Yifei's identity now, he is so excited scolded.

"It's true that any cat or dog dares to say that he can compose poetry."

"Don't say that, he is our uncle."

"So what about uncle, doesn't he want to admit it?"

The members of the competitive pirate group are quite dissatisfied with Zhang Yifei. It is no wonder that hot dogs are the gods of poetry in their minds. At this moment, someone challenges hot dogs. It is like provoking all of them. Got this gas.

"Neighbor Mala, it seems that you will not be convinced if you are not allowed to see how powerful Brother Brother is."

Zhang Yifei rolled up his sleeves, showing his strong arms, "That brother will write a poem now, so that you can feel what poetry is."

"Pretend!"

"That's right, what are you pretending to be!"

"Let him pretend, we will quietly see how long he can pretend."

The members of the competitive pirate group were ridiculed.

Zhang Yifei coughed a few times, and slowly recited: "The autumn sky is clear, and the sound is loud and the south is marching; the wind turns frosty and cold, and the moon is frightened when the clouds bloom; Far away, nostalgia is everywhere."

Although it was read without emotion, every word and every sentence echoed in the entire space like a masterpiece through the ages, as if I saw the war scene where the north wind howled and the ice covered thousands of miles.

After the poem was finished, the audience was silent, deathly silent. Even those who don't understand poetry can feel the beauty, magnificence, and sense of loss that cannot be described in words.

Ling Xiu almost sprayed it. Zhang Yifei is plagiarizing the poems of the original world. This poem is obviously Qian Qi's "Send the Wild Goose". At a college poetry conference, his class used it as a beautiful poem The subject matter of appreciation, I just didn't expect to be firmly remembered by Zhang Yifei.

Jiang Haojun and Shuyao were quite surprised, they didn't expect that Zhang Yifei could really compose poems.

"Ahem...what's the matter with you guys? Brother, how is this poem? Are you commenting on it?" Zhang Yifei coughed a few times, cleared his throat and shouted at the stunned crowd.

"Good poetry!" A voice rang out from the surrounding crowd.

One stone stirred up thousands of waves, and more and more words of appreciation sounded.

"Speaking directly, with refined writing and neat lines, it is definitely the most beautiful poem I have ever heard in my life."

"The resignation is beautiful, the concept is elegant, it is really a superb poem!"

"Eloquent, euphemistic, lingering and touching, I... I was almost moved to tears..."

There is not a single bad review, all praises are praised towards the extreme.

All of this was within Zhang Yifei's expectation. He looked at the members of the competitive pirate group and found that they were all stunned, especially the hot dog in the frying pan. The way they looked at him was very different at this moment.

He was very proud of himself: "The next door to Spicy, I don't believe that I can't hold you down. If you don't end the frying pan competition, Lao Ling won't really burp."

(End of this chapter)

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