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Chapter 727 Conflict Arrives
Chapter 727 Conflict Arrives
"We really can't control it, it's our instinct to fart!"
"As a member of the Weasel Pirates, I fart and I am proud!"
"Our slogan is, drink the best wine, fart the stinkiest, and sleep with the most beautiful women."
More than a dozen members of the Weasel Pirates said that when they said these words, they still farted uninterruptedly, and sometimes fanned their farts with their hands~ behind their buttocks, so that the stench spread at the fastest speed .
With a dozen or so of them at the center, the space with a radius of two to three meters was filled with stench, so dense that it seemed as if it could be ignited by just a little spark.
"Hastily..."
Old man Feng was furious, blowing his beard and staring. He really couldn't bear these arrogant and proud bastards who farted all day long, and even said farting in public.
Cardinal lowered his head and said with a frustrated face: "Master, now you know why we are excluded and disgusted by others."
"I got it, I got it, milkball, quickly take your crew to roll the ball, the farther the better!" Old Man Feng waved his hand impatiently.
"Old man, even you despise me, the baby is so sad."
Cardinal curled his lips and said with an aggrieved face, "Did you forget the friendship between us, and the great friendship that you sucked the blood for me?"
As soon as he heard the words 'drug blood', old man Feng immediately went into a rage. He ran up and pushed Cardino to the ground, then punched and kicked him, cursing while beating: "Suck your grandma's ball, dare to say drug blood I will stab you to death with a steel rod!"
"Boss!"
A group of members of the Weasel Pirates wanted to pull Old Man Feng away.
Cardinal immediately stopped him patiently in a persuasive tone: "Leave me alone, leave me alone, this old man is playing with me."
kidding?
The members of the Weasel Pirates looked at each other and thought: They were all beaten up with black noses and swollen faces. Is this still a joke?
After beating for about 5 minutes, the old man Feng was so tired that he was sweating profusely. He stopped panting like a cow, took out the cigarette stick and lit it, and started smoking a cigarette.
And Cardino has become a pig's head, his eyes are swollen and narrowed into a slit, he doesn't care about it, he jumps on the edge of the boat, spreads his feet, puts his hands on his waist, and raises his head at a 45-degree angle: "happy times always It's been too fast, it's time to say goodbye." Pointing to Ling Xiu, "Xiu Xiu", pointing to old man Feng again, "Old man," pointing to Jiang Haojun again, "and this... this..."
Seeing him frowning and scratching the back of his head, Ling Xiu knew that he must have forgotten Jiang Haojun's name.
"There's also this one... who's playing big swords!"
"Pfft~"
Hearing this name, Ling Xiu almost vomited three liters of blood.
Jiang Haojun's face turned gloomy, he gritted his teeth, and said to Ling Xiu word by word: "I really want to chop him off!"
That's what he said, but he didn't do it in the end.
"Everyone will meet in the future, and I will miss you, especially Xiuxiu. The sea has witnessed our friendship. Without you, I would not be who I am now. Every lonely night in the future, I will definitely think of you, Xiuxiu."
"..." Ling Xiu was quite speechless, both this guy and Situ Meng had a bad character.
"Look at your pussy!"
The old man Feng was upset no matter how he looked at Cardino now, and shouted, "Get out of here, do you want to stay here?"
"Don't be so heartless, old man, don't worry..."
His voice suddenly dropped to a very low level, and he said in a low voice, "Don't worry, I will never say anything about the fact that you helped me suck poisonous blood on my ass with your mouth."
"What? Suck the boss' ass with your mouth?"
"My god, the boss is the king of farts, he dares to suck his dirty fart~ ass with his mouth, this, this...how strong is his psychological quality."
"The most awesome old man in history!"
A group of members of the Weasel Pirates quietly looked at Old Man Feng with the highest respect in their eyes.
Old Man Feng's lungs were about to explode, not to mention the few remaining hairs that were standing on end, even his beard was flying up, really bristling with anger.
"Your grandma's card~di~no!!!"
He paused every word, as if squeezed out from between his teeth, his face was hideous.
Cardinal was taken aback, and grinned awkwardly: "Old man, calm down, calm down!"
"I'll calm down your grandma!" The old man Feng yelled and rushed forward.
Cardinal turned around and jumped on his own boat: "Little ones, let's go." His face was full of excitement, "It's so exciting to run after pretending to be cool, wow..."
The others also moved swiftly and returned to their own boats.
start sailing!
All of a sudden, the distance between the two ships was opened, so that the old man Feng could only stand on the deck and shouted madly: "Milk ball, you bastard (Wang) just wait for me, if I see you next time, I will definitely give you money!" You can't stab your butthole with a steel rod."
"Old money fan, you really have a strong taste." Jiang Haojun stepped forward and casually interjected.
"Milk balls, I'm happy." Old Man Feng turned his head and shouted.
"I know you'd like it, but he's gone so far that he can't hear you," Jiang Haojun said.
Old Man Feng was stunned for a moment, then shouted: "I know, but I just like to shout, what's wrong with you Jiang boy?"
"I just kindly remind you, old money fan, don't catch and bite like a mad dog?" Jiang Haojun frowned.
"Who are you calling a mad dog? Try saying it again?" Old Man Feng rolled up his sleeves, looking as if he was about to fight.
Jiang Haojun also rolled up his sleeves, his eyes widened: "I just said, you are a mad dog."
"You bastard (Wang), I have endured you for a long time!"
"Exactly, me too!"
……
The two were like male dogs about to start a fight for a bitch, staring at each other with red eyes, roaring from their throats.
At this moment, two big hands stretched out, held the back of their heads respectively, and then closed them forcefully towards the center.
"Bang~"
The foreheads of Old Man Feng and Jiang Haojun collided violently, and they sat on the ground with their heads covered with stars.
The former cursed and said: "Milk ball, boy Ling, what are you doing?"
The latter touched his painful forehead and stood up without any complaints.
"The Marine Guards are here." Ling Xiu looked at the rear and said calmly.
Hearing this, Old Man Feng quickly stood up, looked back, and immediately opened his eyes wide. Three majestic military ships were sailing towards this side like the wind, riding the wind and breaking the waves, exuding a majestic military might.
"Ah~"
The old man Feng suddenly yelled.
"What's wrong?" Ling Xiu asked him.
The old man Feng suddenly said: "Milkball, the king (Wang) bastard Cardino owes me one hundred thousand rupees and hasn't paid it yet."
Ling Xiu's blood surged, a black line extended from his face, and he almost kicked the old guy to death.
(End of this chapter)
"We really can't control it, it's our instinct to fart!"
"As a member of the Weasel Pirates, I fart and I am proud!"
"Our slogan is, drink the best wine, fart the stinkiest, and sleep with the most beautiful women."
More than a dozen members of the Weasel Pirates said that when they said these words, they still farted uninterruptedly, and sometimes fanned their farts with their hands~ behind their buttocks, so that the stench spread at the fastest speed .
With a dozen or so of them at the center, the space with a radius of two to three meters was filled with stench, so dense that it seemed as if it could be ignited by just a little spark.
"Hastily..."
Old man Feng was furious, blowing his beard and staring. He really couldn't bear these arrogant and proud bastards who farted all day long, and even said farting in public.
Cardinal lowered his head and said with a frustrated face: "Master, now you know why we are excluded and disgusted by others."
"I got it, I got it, milkball, quickly take your crew to roll the ball, the farther the better!" Old Man Feng waved his hand impatiently.
"Old man, even you despise me, the baby is so sad."
Cardinal curled his lips and said with an aggrieved face, "Did you forget the friendship between us, and the great friendship that you sucked the blood for me?"
As soon as he heard the words 'drug blood', old man Feng immediately went into a rage. He ran up and pushed Cardino to the ground, then punched and kicked him, cursing while beating: "Suck your grandma's ball, dare to say drug blood I will stab you to death with a steel rod!"
"Boss!"
A group of members of the Weasel Pirates wanted to pull Old Man Feng away.
Cardinal immediately stopped him patiently in a persuasive tone: "Leave me alone, leave me alone, this old man is playing with me."
kidding?
The members of the Weasel Pirates looked at each other and thought: They were all beaten up with black noses and swollen faces. Is this still a joke?
After beating for about 5 minutes, the old man Feng was so tired that he was sweating profusely. He stopped panting like a cow, took out the cigarette stick and lit it, and started smoking a cigarette.
And Cardino has become a pig's head, his eyes are swollen and narrowed into a slit, he doesn't care about it, he jumps on the edge of the boat, spreads his feet, puts his hands on his waist, and raises his head at a 45-degree angle: "happy times always It's been too fast, it's time to say goodbye." Pointing to Ling Xiu, "Xiu Xiu", pointing to old man Feng again, "Old man," pointing to Jiang Haojun again, "and this... this..."
Seeing him frowning and scratching the back of his head, Ling Xiu knew that he must have forgotten Jiang Haojun's name.
"There's also this one... who's playing big swords!"
"Pfft~"
Hearing this name, Ling Xiu almost vomited three liters of blood.
Jiang Haojun's face turned gloomy, he gritted his teeth, and said to Ling Xiu word by word: "I really want to chop him off!"
That's what he said, but he didn't do it in the end.
"Everyone will meet in the future, and I will miss you, especially Xiuxiu. The sea has witnessed our friendship. Without you, I would not be who I am now. Every lonely night in the future, I will definitely think of you, Xiuxiu."
"..." Ling Xiu was quite speechless, both this guy and Situ Meng had a bad character.
"Look at your pussy!"
The old man Feng was upset no matter how he looked at Cardino now, and shouted, "Get out of here, do you want to stay here?"
"Don't be so heartless, old man, don't worry..."
His voice suddenly dropped to a very low level, and he said in a low voice, "Don't worry, I will never say anything about the fact that you helped me suck poisonous blood on my ass with your mouth."
"What? Suck the boss' ass with your mouth?"
"My god, the boss is the king of farts, he dares to suck his dirty fart~ ass with his mouth, this, this...how strong is his psychological quality."
"The most awesome old man in history!"
A group of members of the Weasel Pirates quietly looked at Old Man Feng with the highest respect in their eyes.
Old Man Feng's lungs were about to explode, not to mention the few remaining hairs that were standing on end, even his beard was flying up, really bristling with anger.
"Your grandma's card~di~no!!!"
He paused every word, as if squeezed out from between his teeth, his face was hideous.
Cardinal was taken aback, and grinned awkwardly: "Old man, calm down, calm down!"
"I'll calm down your grandma!" The old man Feng yelled and rushed forward.
Cardinal turned around and jumped on his own boat: "Little ones, let's go." His face was full of excitement, "It's so exciting to run after pretending to be cool, wow..."
The others also moved swiftly and returned to their own boats.
start sailing!
All of a sudden, the distance between the two ships was opened, so that the old man Feng could only stand on the deck and shouted madly: "Milk ball, you bastard (Wang) just wait for me, if I see you next time, I will definitely give you money!" You can't stab your butthole with a steel rod."
"Old money fan, you really have a strong taste." Jiang Haojun stepped forward and casually interjected.
"Milk balls, I'm happy." Old Man Feng turned his head and shouted.
"I know you'd like it, but he's gone so far that he can't hear you," Jiang Haojun said.
Old Man Feng was stunned for a moment, then shouted: "I know, but I just like to shout, what's wrong with you Jiang boy?"
"I just kindly remind you, old money fan, don't catch and bite like a mad dog?" Jiang Haojun frowned.
"Who are you calling a mad dog? Try saying it again?" Old Man Feng rolled up his sleeves, looking as if he was about to fight.
Jiang Haojun also rolled up his sleeves, his eyes widened: "I just said, you are a mad dog."
"You bastard (Wang), I have endured you for a long time!"
"Exactly, me too!"
……
The two were like male dogs about to start a fight for a bitch, staring at each other with red eyes, roaring from their throats.
At this moment, two big hands stretched out, held the back of their heads respectively, and then closed them forcefully towards the center.
"Bang~"
The foreheads of Old Man Feng and Jiang Haojun collided violently, and they sat on the ground with their heads covered with stars.
The former cursed and said: "Milk ball, boy Ling, what are you doing?"
The latter touched his painful forehead and stood up without any complaints.
"The Marine Guards are here." Ling Xiu looked at the rear and said calmly.
Hearing this, Old Man Feng quickly stood up, looked back, and immediately opened his eyes wide. Three majestic military ships were sailing towards this side like the wind, riding the wind and breaking the waves, exuding a majestic military might.
"Ah~"
The old man Feng suddenly yelled.
"What's wrong?" Ling Xiu asked him.
The old man Feng suddenly said: "Milkball, the king (Wang) bastard Cardino owes me one hundred thousand rupees and hasn't paid it yet."
Ling Xiu's blood surged, a black line extended from his face, and he almost kicked the old guy to death.
(End of this chapter)
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