This is Fengshen, what's the use of hard work

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world.

The old woman dressed as a farmer's woman in the mountains immediately shook a few lazy gods off the futon as soon as she said a word.

They froze on the spot, mouths from ear to ear, looking at the old woman who suddenly appeared.

Although the quilt of human luck above the pilgrimage team was waved away, and the gods of the heavens could see every move of the pilgrims anytime, anywhere, but after all, no one was so idle and stared at them all the time.

After all, they are also high-ranking gods and gods, and they don't have the habit of peeping.

It's just that he occasionally glances at the world while practicing divine thoughts.

At this moment, Tongtian, Yuanshi, Nuwa, Taishang, Houtu, the Second Saint of the West... and Haotian sitting in front of the Nantian Gate are just a few of them who are paying attention to the Journey to the West.

As a result, the old woman's words shocked all these powerful people.

One billion taels.

What is this concept?
A jade talisman that can cast spells is only 100 million, and a billion is a thousand.

If you really want to take out this one billion taels, then the guardian of the scriptures will have an easy way to go.

……

At this moment.

33 days away, Mount Sumeru, the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss.

Hundreds of millions of feet of Buddha's light fluctuate up and down, and thousands of waves are constantly disturbing.

The eyes of the two saints were slightly opened, and they looked directly at the emaciated old woman, but even with the eyes of the saints, they could only see chicken skin and white hair, which was nothing special.

There is nothing wrong with it, there is no power of immortals or ghosts in the whole body, only the dying air of an ordinary old mortal.

This is just a mortal, a mortal who is dying of old age and has no doubts.

However, the person who appeared here at this time and shouted such a sentence, how could it be a mortal?The less suspicious, the more suspicious.

Zhunti snorted coldly, "Di Xin, are you doing this again? Planning to blackmail all the way?"

Jie Yin nodded slightly, "This woman's words are extraordinary, and it must be the second difficulty set by Di Xin."

Zhunti's laughter was indifferent, and the Buddha's light in the surroundings became cold. Tongue."

"Is it true that the team of Buddhist scriptures is full of idiots? Can he succeed in the same conspiracy twice?"

Ninety-nine and 81 difficulties, each difficulty must be regarded as the last difficulty.

Buddhism lost completely in the first difficulty, not only its own team of Buddhist scriptures lost, but also the first difficulty on its own side to stop the seekers.

This made the saint feel a little impetuous.

Jie Yin said calmly, "Junior brother, don't lose your sense of size. Everything Di Xin did before was to make you and me angry. If you lose your sense of normalcy and Buddha's heart, you will fall into trouble."

"As long as my heart is Tathagata and remain the same as before, then let him arrange it, and we can dismantle it as we see it."

"The Buddhist scriptures team has gone through a lot of tempering, and they won't be easily deceived now."

Zhunti took a deep breath, and regained his original expression, "Senior brother is absolutely right, it's the younger brother who made the picture."

"This time, as long as the learners keep their hearts, as long as they don't buy it, no matter how much money they have, so what?"

"If there is no new method after Emperor Xin, then I have passed the 81 difficulties."

The two saints looked at each other and smiled tacitly.

Although the first difficulty was defeated, it also became a valuable experience.With this valuable experience, it will become easier and easier later.

……

at the same time.

Jinao Island Biyou Palace.

Tongtian sage, who was sipping fine nectar, sprayed out the liquid in his mouth in one gulp.

The jade liquid nectar turned into a rainbow, and when it fell to the ground, dozens of ginseng horses, phantom spirit weapons, small and exquisite, danced in the rainbow, and bowed to the heavenly sage for the grace of enlightenment.

The attendant boy on the side stepped forward silently, swept these newly enlightened creatures aside, and let them play by themselves, so as not to disturb the saint's thinking.

Saint Tongtian didn't look at the things around him, but just stared at the old woman who stopped in front of the Buddhist scriptures.

Other sages couldn't recognize this woman because the heavenly secrets were covered up by those with a heart, but he had already recognized her just from her small movements.

Shiji.

"My honest disciple, how did he become like this?"

That old woman was Empress Shiji, but she didn't have a supernatural power change, or incarnation, but a dead body, borrowing the body of a woman who had just died.

Empress Shiji was transformed from a stubborn stone during the opening of the heavens. Her body contained the spirit of earth and rocks, so she did not show the mountains and did not show water. When she was resurrected with a dead body, she did not reveal the flaws of the dead body by unusual means.

Coupled with the cover-up by those who are interested, it is impossible for even a saint to see through it directly.

Saint Tongtian recognized his disciple through Mistress Shiji's little actions.

However, because the Empress Shiji in his memory was transformed from a stubborn stone, she was honest and dull. When would she do this kind of business?
The Tongtian sage then remembered the sophistry of Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East China Sea. With just a few words, he forced the Western sage to release the eight dragons. The result was a wrong step and a wrong step.

Thinking of this, the Tongtian sage twitched the corners of his mouth, "This Emperor Xin, sooner or later he will bring down all the disciples of Pindao."

The boy at the side stepped forward at the right moment and said softly, "Master, do you want to call back the brothers and sisters?"

Tongtian Shengren glared, "What are you calling back for? This is bad. Shiji can be taught to be so honest. If I stop teaching my disciples to go out in the future, are you afraid of being bullied?"

Saying that, the sage Tongtian looked at the world again, and then laughed, and filled himself a glass again, and drank the fine liquid in one gulp.

"Being able to send Shi Ji out, it seems that Di Xin is fully sure of this difficulty."

"Pindao just wants to take a closer look, what is he planning this time?"

"If it's just a way to extort money, then it's a small way to make everyone laugh. Di Xin, don't let the poor way down."

……

world.

Shiva, Xu Kun, Lei Guang, and Ma Shan looked at each other.

Xu Kun's horse's hooves shook, his legs softened, and he almost lay on the ground.

One billion silver coins?This old woman really dared to speak.

It's okay to say that they didn't know the money in the world before.

But after the first difficulty, if you don't know this, you are a fool.

Especially Shiva, he was almost beheaded for 1 taels.

At the beginning, Minghe redeemed him and the twelfth-rank industry fire red lotus from Di Xin, and the sum of these two items was only one billion taels.

Ma Shanshan's three big eyes were all rounded, and he gritted his teeth, "A billion dollars? You are not afraid of the wind and your tongue will flash. What food in the world can be worth a billion dollars? Is it dragon liver and phoenix gall? The flesh body of the prehistoric gods and demons, can't they have innate spiritual roots?"

Shiva also let out a sigh of disdain, faint Shura Qi turned in front of him, and turned into a stern smile, "It's ridiculous, you old woman is tricked by some kind of god to talk to us, but you are extremely ignorant."

Although Shiva and the others couldn't see through the method used by Empress Shiji to bring her body back to life, they only thought that this was a mortal old woman, but they were not stupid. They were sure that this old woman was not a rural peasant woman, and it should be arranged by Di Xin.

One of the gods under Ding Dixin arranged to recite the lines, but he didn't even know what a billion silver coins meant.

The four guardians sneered in their hearts.

This Emperor Xin also has no new tricks, he only knows to ask for money.

vulgar!

But after suffering the previous loss, the four protectors also knew that this is the human world, and they had to follow the rules of the human world.

Ma Shan and the three looked at Shiva together.

Shiva originally wanted to dismiss the old woman just like that, but suddenly rolled his eyes.

"I see what kind of tricks Di Xin can play this time. You can say as much as you want, as long as I don't buy it, it's nothing more than that."

He suffered and offended before, but they are still vivid in his memory.

Shiva suppressed a sneer in his heart and said, "Grandmother, what is the use of your food? What is the material and how is it cooked? What is the proof? It is worth one billion taels?"

The old woman's wrinkled chrysanthemum-like face pushed away a little expression, but it was full of sarcasm, "Just now you said that this dish is not worth a billion silver, but I think you are so sure, and you really know how to do it. .”

"But I don't want to just talk nonsense here, I don't even know how to cook, but I dare to speak loudly here?"

"I don't know where it came from and turned into a barbarian. I can't understand it? No way? No way?"

Ma Shan, the veins on Lei Guang's forehead jumped up visibly.

Xu Kun was also puffing white air, and sneered again and again.

You, a mortal, dare to speak nonsense in front of us?
Do you really think that there is luck in the world protecting you, so there is nothing we can do about you?

On the contrary, Shiva calmed down and waved his hand to appease the other three, then looked at the old woman with a sneer, "Then tell us, let us see and see."

The old woman smiled and said: "Forget it, let you barbarians who are transformed today gain some insight. I have told you in detail. And listen carefully."

"This old man cooks with innate rain as water, Taiyi real fire as stove, laurel sap as oil, and all kinds of seasonings are obtained from innate spiritual fruits."

"Let's look at the first dish, it's called Wangxian Roast Duck. Although the name is simple and unpretentious, it can be prepared with extraordinary methods."

"When selecting ingredients, we must use Lingtai immortal birds that are exactly 3000 years old. When killing, we must complete the bloodletting in an instant, and no remnants of souls or resentments should be left on it, otherwise the meat will not be usable."

"Afterwards, take three ten-thousand-year vermilion fruits for their red color, 3000-year-old fairy apricot for their fragrance, and three Daxiyin jujubes for their sweetness. They are made into water and brushed with meat noodles, and then dried in the wind of Misheng."

"Then it is roasted. First, laurel juice is used to coat the body, and then Kunlun Xianshan Wending wood is used to ignite it with Liuding Shenhuo. Only in this way can the fragrance last. Baking for three days and three nights is called Chengyi."

"After becoming one, use Fusang Shenmu as material, ignite it with Taiyi real fire, and use martial fire to bake the glazed precious color on the surface to make it."

"This time, the dish is finished, the color is bright red, the meat is tender, the taste is mellow, fat but not greasy. This dish can be drunk and fragrant."

The protectors looked at each other.

Ma Shan's jaw almost fell to the ground.
They have heard of these ingredients, but they have never thought about cooking.

Can these things be used for cooking?Which one of these things is taken out alone, is it not a treasure of heaven and earth?Especially now that the prehistoric world is broken and the treasures of heaven and earth are scarce.

Take out any of these natural and earthly treasures, and many immortals will grab them.

How to put it here, it's all made into dishes?

Choose the red of the three ten thousand-year vermilion fruits.Listen to it, only take its red.This is the ten thousand year vermilion fruit, one can be the heart of fire, two can be followed by the profound art of ten thousand years, and three can be obtained by a ray of fire, but it was only used to get its red.

Use it as a dye!

Shiva, who came out of the sea of ​​blood, really has never seen anything in the world, his eyes twitched when he heard it, and he was speechless.

Ma Shan is better.

In a better sense, the mouth is watering all over the place.

Not to mention smelling its fragrance, watching its color, and tasting its shape, these materials are not to be mentioned.

Just hearing the name makes me want to eat it.

Those who don't want to eat are fools.

Empress Shiji looked at the four Sutra protectors with contempt, and then shook her head, "The following 'Qingyue looks at Wanjiahuo', 'Wensi doesn't want to see the fragrance of red sand', 'The four seas rise to peace, and Wanboping' will not be so old. said."

"I said it, do you understand? It's a waste of old man's words."

The four guardians looked at each other, unable to say a word.

Stop talking about them.

Feeling the movement, all the gods and gods who had already looked over, one by one, all began to drool.

Seeing that the four scripture protectors were silent, Empress Shiji smiled indifferently.

"For Laoshen's dishes, one billion silver is less, even if one dish costs one billion silver, it should be."

Shiva twitched the corners of his mouth, he really had nothing to say.

Before Empress Shiji spoke, what scene did he think he hadn't seen?Relying on the other party's hype, his heart remained unmoved.

But when Empress Shiji finished speaking, Shiva could only admit that he had never seen this scene before.

Empress Shiji raised the vegetable basket forward, "Give me the money."

Ma Shan three immediately turned to look at Shiva.

The meaning couldn't be more obvious.

You are a senior brother, you can figure it out, anyway, you are the one who provoked this old woman.

Shiva took a deep breath and swallowed the disappointing saliva forcefully, "No matter how good your dish is, we don't need it. Don't tell me you, an old woman, still have to buy and sell by force?"

He remembered the "Da Shang Criminal Law" and "Civil Code" he had bought from Chi You before, and sneered, "I remember, you Da Shang are not allowed to buy and sell by force."

Ma Shansan's eyes lit up, and he immediately showed a look of joy.

Lei Guang gave a deep smile, "Eldest brother is right. You big businessmen in the world claim to be reasonable and follow the rules. You have to abide by your own laws, right?"

Shiva looked at Empress Shiji triumphantly.

I understand the law now, and you can't fool me.

Empress Shiji smiled lightly, "If you can't afford it, you can't afford it. What do you say that old people are strong enough to buy and sell? Huawai barbarians don't know good or bad, and don't know good or bad. If you put this delicious food in front of you, it's fine if you don't know it, but Can’t even afford to buy it.”

The four sutra protectors told her that their faces turned blue and white. They couldn't see the details of Empress Shiji, so they naturally believed that there was a mortal in front of them.

However, before they could refute it, they heard the old woman in front of them point to other dishes and said:

"I still have two dishes here, why don't you listen to them?"

"Such as this stir-fried Asura claw, steamed Kunpeng's wings... they are all delicious in the world..."

When Xu Kun heard the words, his heart was filled with boundless anger!

Demon Master Kunpeng is the master of the Beiming Shui Clan, and his most respected demon master!
How dare a mere mortal humiliate the word Kunpeng!
"you wanna die!"

The next moment, before Shiva and the others had time to react, they saw Xu Kunma directly revealing its original form first!

Sakyamuni was thrown out and fell dizzy.

Before he could open his mouth to reprimand him, Xu Kun twitched his tail and beat the old woman who bought and sold by force into a meat paste.

Sakyamuni:? ? ? ?